"Lin, stop! The lion doesn't have any intention of attacking! "
But Peng TouSi's reminder was a step too late. I already took the iPad that Ai Mi handed over and slapped the lion's face!
"Crack!"
You guys probably don't have many opportunities to slap people with an iPad, and it's even rarer to slap a lion. As for slapping a lion with an iPad, I'm probably the only one.
The lion's skin was pretty thick, so the iPad shattered. I was left with less than a third of the iPad in my hands — — the ultra-thin custom-made model is indeed weaker than the regular model.
Although all my knowledge told me not to be afraid of wild beasts, I couldn't stop trembling.
The lion's mouth was only one meter away from my neck. Even if it stopped after smelling the scent of a tiger on my head, who can guess what the lion is thinking!
What if the lion doesn't forgive me for saying bad things about League of Legends and Apple phones! What if the lion can tell that the scent of a tiger on my head came from a female tiger, and it's been single for many years, so it can't endure its thirst. What if it suddenly wants to explode my chrysanthemum and give birth to a liger!
Under the imminent threat, I didn't have much time to think. I used the image of the Shaolin Temple's eighteen statues as an example and fiercely slapped the lion!
The iPad had a lot of metal components in it. Plus, I was pretty ruthless, so the lion was stunned by me.
"Why did you hit me!?" The lion covered its cheeks and said, "Even if you want me to kill a virus for your iPad, you can't do it by slapping me! Why don't you at least drag it a little? "
Um, the above was purely my imagination. Since I often used Rising Star anti-virus software in my early years, I couldn't help but think of Rising when I see a lion, just like how everyone thinks of Tencent when they see a penguin.
The average weight of an African lion is 180kg, and this lion ate quite a bit in the zoo, so it probably couldn't even hold up to 200kg.
My weight was less than half of its weight, and there was a huge disparity in strength. According to the muscle strength of a wild animal, it's equivalent to 7 times that of a human of the same weight. This lion's strength might be 20 times that of me.
That's why even though the lion was stunned by my attack, it didn't receive any heavy injuries. It didn't even stagger, but half of its face was slightly swollen.
"Swoosh!"
Just as the lion flew into a rage out of humiliation and wanted to retaliate, two armed zoo staff ran in from the aquarium's entrance. They fired two shots, and the tranquilizer shot the lion, causing it to fall in front of us.
"Ye Lin classmate is amazing, he actually defeated a lion with his bare hands!"
Xiao Qin was sticking gold on my face.
"Who said he was bare-handed?" Amy complained. "Isn't it all thanks to the iPad I gave him? I still remember a newspaper advertising that mocked the iPad for not being able to swat flies. Why can't it swat flies? It can even swat a lion! "
Peng TouSi was two meters tall, and I was also more than 1.8 meters tall. With us blocking the view, the view of the audience behind us was greatly affected. A lot of the tourists only saw me use something to knock the lion out, but they didn't see that the real reason the lion fainted was because of the tranquilizer gun from the staff.
"It's a miracle! He actually managed to defeat the lion with his own strength! Modern Wu Song, modern Wu Song! "
No one knew who started it, but the tourists were all excited.
The lion fell to the ground and the crisis was resolved. The tourists' gossipy hearts were immediately ignited. Each and every one of them turned into volunteers and wanted to come over and ask me what happened.
"Young man, young man, what method did you use to knock out the lion? We didn't see it clearly, can you demonstrate it again? "
"Young man, what's your name? I recorded the scene with my phone, and I'm about to post it on Weibo … "
Since we were worried that too many people would squeeze Ai Mi, Peng TouSi and I stood on the left and right, protecting Ai Mi in the middle. We didn't allow the curious tourists to get too close.
Since there were no boys of the same age group present, it didn't trigger Xiao Qin's androphobia. Xiao Qin turned into my spokesperson and maintained order:
"Don't push! If you want to ask questions, come one by one! If someone wants to post on Weibo, hurry up! If your hand speed is a bit slower, you won't be able to get the headlines! "
After Xiao Qin's reminder, many people quickly lowered their heads and fiercely pressed down on their phones. In an instant, they posted titles like "Young Man Knocks Down the Lion at the Zoo" with several videos taken from different angles.
At this time, Xiao Ding also got in touch with me again. He said the group that released the wild beasts and attacked the zoo's surveillance center has already been subdued. Xiao Ding only suffered a scratch on his arm during the fight, but it's not a big deal.
"Are they really terrorists?" I asked, "How many of them are there?"
"Erm … It's hard to say whether they're terrorists or not," Xiao Ding hesitated. "According to one of them, they're members of the transnational animal protection organization 'Animal Rescue Association'. The purpose of the organization is to liberate all animals oppressed by humans …"
Damn, it's those bastards again! Aren't they the ones that protested Dr. Yu's use of lab rats and threw rocks into the VIP building's courtyard!
They don't care about the lives of others, if they're not terrorists, then who is? The German branch of the Animal Rescue Group has already been officially declared a terrorist organization!
I cursed the mothers of the Animal Rescue Group members in my heart.
At this time, the situation was already completely under control. Most of the wild beasts were caught and returned to their cages, and the tourists were also comforted. However, there were occasionally some animals that walked into the wrong cage. For example, the lion in front of us that was being carried away was invaded by a little penguin — — experts said it represented Tencent's open provocation towards Rising Star.
"Ye Lin, it's great you guys weren't injured! But you're a bit too brave, you actually used the iPad to slap the lion's face … it's all over the internet now, you've become famous! "
Just like Xiao Ding said, in this era where entertainment is paramount, news of a human knocking down a lion instantly spread like wildfire, and I also entered the public eye in an unexpected way.
"Was it a real lion? Was it a special effect? Or was it an advertisement for the iPad? "
"It was definitely a real lion! The videos were all taken with a phone, and there were a lot of videos from different angles, go take a look yourself! Also, the iPad was clearly smashed, how could it be an advertisement for the iPad? "
"Even if it was a real lion, the man in the video didn't really knock out the lion with his bare hands like the title says! As expected, editors are all clingers! Editors should all go eat sh * t! "
"Hey! Why is it you again! You're the one who only knows how to pick on people and spout sh * t, you should go eat sh * t! So what if he didn't use his bare hands? Can you knock out the lion with an iPad? Do you have the guts? "
"Everyone stop arguing, the video isn't too clear, the lion probably fell after being anesthetized. But I heard this young man is only 16 years old, it's really commendable for him to be so brave in front of a lion …"
Following countless arguments and curses, my real name was also dug out. 'Lion Beating Hero Ye Lin' immediately became a hot topic in Dong Shan city. It became a hot topic along with the Animal Rescue Group's terrifying incident at the zoo, and it even surpassed the former.
"Insider information! Insider information! Ye Lin was once a body double for the male lead of 'Substitute Hero', Wu Sheng! The two of them looked very similar, so Ye Lin didn't need any makeup when he was a body double! "
"Tsk, no wonder the person who beat up the lion looked familiar! Speaking of which, could it be that the 'Substitute Hero' crew thought of beating up the lion's head? But the movie has already been taken out of theaters, so they should have done it earlier! "
"Everyone pay attention, everyone pay attention! I went to watch Ye Lin's previous short film 'Bloody Battle of Jin Ling'! I feel that Ye Lin's physique is a lot stronger than Wu Sheng's! Since the two of them look exactly the same, why is Wu Sheng the main character and Ye Lin can only be a body double? Right now, China's film industry lacks tough actors like Ye Lin who know real kungfu! I strongly protest that Director Cao Jing didn't put Ye Lin in an important position! "
Although I was happy that someone spoke up for me, I can't blame Director Cao at all. Director Cao originally wanted me to play the role of Jin Ling Young Thug, but I didn't agree no matter what because it was a big villain.
Since there are people supporting me on the internet, there are also people criticizing me. Moreover, the reasons are all strange and varied, so it's hard to defend against.
"Hmph, I can't believe he used an ultra-thin custom-made iPad to beat up a lion, and he didn't even feel bad after breaking it … Is this Ye Lin a nouveau riche? The tall black man standing on his right must be his personal bodyguard! The black haired girl and blonde girl standing behind him must be his girlfriends! He's flaunting his wealth while beating up a lion, and he's also flaunting his two girlfriends, Ye Lin really doesn't plan on letting us losers live anymore! "
Hey! I don't blame you for coming up with the conclusion that I'm flaunting my wealth, but how can you say that Ai Mi and Xiao Qin are my girlfriends! I already feel like my head is about to explode when they're both my sisters. If they're both my girlfriends, wouldn't I die from exhaustion?
Other than the envious comments, the following comments were the most bizarre:
"Ye Lin actually beat up a lion so cruelly, this is animal abuse! The lion in the zoo is not a threat to humans at all. It clearly came over to make friends with everyone, but it was attacked by Ye Lin! Ye Lin is the enemy of all animal protectionists! I'm going to America to sue Ye Lin for animal abuse! "
Fortunately, the netizens were more sensible in this aspect. There were still people who agreed with the envious posts, but the ones that said I was animal abuse were all flamed.
"Are you an idiot! Even a lion in the zoo can bite you to death in a matter of minutes! You're saying Ye Lin is animal abuse, and you want to sue him in America? Do you think you're cute because you didn't take any medicine? The Pacific Ocean isn't covered, hurry up and swim over to find your beautiful daddy! "
The information age is amazingly efficient. I received a call from a winery before I even left the zoo. They asked me if I was interested in endorsing their 'Jingyang Ridge Tiger Bone Wine'.
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