After Xiao Qin opened her bedroom door, she found me squatting in front of her wardrobe and there were clear traces of rummaging through it.
"Eh? What are you doing? "
She didn't show the shock and anger of a normal girl who was invaded by a man. Instead, she asked with a bit of curiosity and surprise.
"I'm …"
After all, stealing underwear is not something I can say out loud. I hesitated even when I was facing Xiao Qin who I couldn't be more familiar with.
"Could it be, could it be …" Xiao Qin's gaze was fixated on the top drawer that I had re-locked and her snow white arms began to tremble.
"Could it be that Ye Lin classmate is looking for …"
"No, no!" Seeing that Xiao Qin's face was about to be dyed with sorrow, I hurriedly shouted, "I'm not looking for brother Optimus Prime! I already don't like robot toys when I'm 16 years old! I would prefer something … more mature! "
"More mature things?" Xiao Qin blinked her eyes in confusion.
I could only throw caution to the wind.
"I, I wanted to steal your underwear while you weren't home!"
I lied insincerely while ridiculing myself in my mind: Under normal circumstances, shouldn't you pretend to be stealing a toy after being caught stealing underwear? Why am I the complete opposite?
Xiao Qin's face immediately turned bright red. She twisted her hands in front of her body and said bashfully:
"Ye Lin classmate, are you really stealing my underwear? I'm so happy, I'm not dreaming right … "
Hey! Normally, a girl wouldn't have this kind of reaction when their underwear is stolen!
"Then …" Xiao Qin continued to ask in a flattered manner, "Ye Lin classmate is empty-handed, are there no styles of underwear you like in the drawer? Are all my underwear too childish … "
Since it's come to this, I acted like a hoodlum and replied: "It's all because you came back so quickly! I was happily picking out underwear, but your sudden appearance interrupted me! What kind of sworn sister are you! "
Xiao Qin quickly apologized: "I'm, I'm sorry! I shouldn't have come back so early, I'm sorry I delayed Ye Lin classmate from stealing my underwear! "
My heart was secretly bleeding! How did this ridiculous scene happen? A sworn brother like me should disappear from the world!
Seeing that I was squatting in front of her wardrobe without any intention of standing up (I was actually checking to see if I put away the keys properly and if I left any traces that would let her know I was looking for brother Optimus Prime), Xiao Qin thought for a bit and asked:
"Ye Lin classmate, if I may be so bold as to ask, why did you steal my underwear?"
I bared my teeth and said with a fierce expression, "Why do you care? What I do with your underwear is my freedom! If you interfere, it's a violation of human rights! "
My unreasonable words made Xiao Qin speechless, so she changed her question:
"Yeah, Ye Lin classmate, if you go to a convenience store to buy bread, do you like to eat it cold? Or do you want the staff to heat it up in the microwave? "
I didn't understand what he meant, so I subconsciously replied, "Nonsense! Of course I like to eat hot food! "
"Really?" Xiao Qin looked like she was in a difficult position. "It's too cold. Wait …" She walked out of the room with heavy footsteps.
Xiao Qin came back a minute later. She covered her face with both hands and said shyly: "I'm sorry! The bra I'm wearing is too thick, Ye Lin classmate will definitely dislike it! Also, the style of the underwear doesn't look good … "
Then she separated her fingers and revealed her eyes, "How about, how about Ye Lin classmate pick a pair of underwear you like, then I'll heat it up for you …"
How do you heat it up! Wear it between your legs to heat it up! So that's what the question about the hot bread was for! What kind of bad manga did he learn this new pose from?!
With regards to my adopted sister's absurd behavior, I sternly criticized her.
"Ridiculous! What do you take me for? Everyone knows that only stolen underwear has value! Don't you understand such a simple logic? I definitely won't take the underwear you voluntarily gave to me! "
Xiao Qin immediately revealed an expression of admiration from the bottom of her heart.
"Ye Lin classmate is really ambitious! That's what I like the most about you! "
Ambitious my ass! Is this the underwear thief's way of being a thief? Did he infect me with his perverseness two years ago when he wore underwear on his head with young master Xu Tianming?
(Xu TianMing says, you're the one who infected me with your perverseness!) My calves were a bit numb after squatting for so long, so I stood up and moved around a bit. Then I casually walked out the door.
In order to not block my path, Xiao Qin quickly moved to the side and bowed like a concubine sending off the emperor. Then she said in a gentle voice:
"Please take care, I'm very sorry that I hindered Ye Lin classmate from stealing underwear. I didn't fulfill my duty as a childhood friend … please don't be angry, you have to steal underwear next time! I will be prepared at all times, and I will also wear very cute underwear! "
I returned to my room not knowing whether to laugh or cry. I transferred the photo of me and brother Optimus Prime into my computer.
I originally wanted to send an email back to my friend in the courtyard and use the photo to prove that I already took back brother Optimus Prime, but I didn't do it.
Now that the other party's identity is unknown, if I rashly send him my photo, what if he uses it as PS material and randomly changes me?
Do you think I haven't seen enough tragedies like uploading photos on the internet and begging various gods to photoshop them?
"Please make me look more domineering", the result of this request was that the protagonist was photoshopped to the entrance of Qincheng prison and turned into a released prisoner who was being controlled by two police officers.
"Please make me look like a celebrity", the result of this request was that the protagonist had a lot of ambiguous Japanese words next to her and instantly transformed from a pretty girl from a humble family to a Japanese AV actress.
The most ridiculous PS I've ever seen was when four good friends came back from drinking. They were walking on the main road, and in the end, they were photoshopped into Tripitaka and his disciple returning from the Buddhist scriptures …
Also, when I took the photo, I didn't pay attention to the background. I took a photo of Xiao Qin's room (including her pink bedsheets and the star stickers on the wall). Anyone could tell it was a girl's room and it would be inappropriate to post this kind of photo.
In short, I didn't post a photo of myself and brother Optimus Prime. I only replied to the anonymous person and asked: "Who are you? You don't even dare to say your name, do you think you're a true martial artist? "
Because this anonymous email was mixed with a lot of abusive emails from martial artists, and they also ridiculed me for not being a true martial artist, I tacitly assumed that the other party was someone from the martial arts circle.
After sending the email, there was no reply for two hours. In fact, I wasn't looking forward to his reply. Back then, I didn't have a good relationship with any of my friends. Because I was bullied by the Little Tyrant, those who bullied the weak and feared the strong all fought to be the Little Tyrant's accomplices.
Even if he later embarked on the same martial arts path as me, why should I be afraid of him? If this kind of trash dares to come knocking on my door, I'll beat up one if one comes, I'll beat up ten if ten comes.
After eating the leftover winter melon ribs with Xiao Qin at noon, I went to the nearby supermarket to buy dinner ingredients — — Xiao Qin sat in front of the computer and was engrossed in shopping for lingerie on Taobao. It seemed like she wanted to buy some sexy lingerie for me to steal.
I didn't comment on Xiao Qin's actions, but since she was busy, I'll prepare dinner. Although my cooking skills aren't great and I'm just like my dad, I can still go to the supermarket and buy some semi-finished products to process.
As I pushed the shopping cart to the immortal ascension area … no, the fresh food area, I received a call from Dr. Yu.
During the zoo terrorist attack, someone in the animal rescue association used a hypnotic spray. Not only did it make the weak-willed members make up their minds, but it also made the zoo security personnel hand over the key to the cage while unconscious. I can't help but think of Ai ShuQiao's drug experiment.
After I passed on the information Xiao Ding obtained from the police to Dr. Yu, Dr. Yu also used his connections to conduct a comprehensive investigation. With the help of Xiao Yin, their investigation was naturally much easier.
"Ye Lin, from the information we obtained, the hypnotic spray used by the animal rescue association is very similar to the BW series of drugs that Huo Jiangdong stole from the Doomsday Bunker. If the evidence photo I obtained isn't fake, then Ai ShuQiao's drug research has already progressed to the BWK series."
"What's the difference if there's an extra K?" I slowed down and asked with a frown.
"Based on the confession of the animal rescue association's criminal, the effects of this drug are stable and it already has a certain practical value. As long as a sufficient amount of the spray is injected into the victim's nasal cavity, the victim can receive a command that isn't too excessive in the next minute … "
"The range of 'not too excessive' is too vague."
Although I couldn't see Dr. Yu on the other side of the phone, I knew he must have shrugged out of habit.
"It can't be helped, any command can be accepted. It varies from person to person. I felt this when I participated in the early stages of the research. For example, it's not too excessive to ask a Sichuan person to eat chili after spraying the spray, but it's too excessive to ask a patient with severe hemorrhoids to eat chili. The BWK series of drugs affects the secretion of chemicals in the brain, so everything is closely related to the understanding of the victim's brain. "
I got goosebumps when I heard the words' changes the composition of chemicals in the brain '. I couldn't help but think of drugs that were extremely harmful to society.
"Hey! Isn't this thing too immoral? Wouldn't it make a person addicted if you spray it multiple times? "
After all, the other side of the blue flash butterfly extract is the powerful drug 'Happy Angel'. This drug is currently circulating in Mexico and is loved by many drug addicts.
"Not necessarily, Dr. Yu replied. Actually, BWK still has a fatal flaw …"
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