Dr. Yu mentioned that the BWK Hypnotic Spray would not make people addicted to drugs, and there was a huge flaw in its production.
"Since BWK affects the chemical changes in the human brain, and everyone's brain is different, there's a lot of uncertainty in the effects of BWK.
"The most obvious problem is that BWK doesn't work on everyone. When I left the research team, the BW series of drugs only had a 25% potency rate. Even after evolving to the BWK model, the potency rate was only around 60%.
"Past long-term data shows that the BW series of drugs has a very different effect on black people, white people, and Asian people. For long-term smokers and drug addicts, the dosage and formula required to achieve the hypnotic effect are also very different.
"That's why I'm thinking that Ai ShuQiao allowed BWK to fall into the hands of the fanatics from the Animal Rescue Association. Is she trying to use them to help her experiment on the effects of BWK and observe how it will affect society?"
"Mhmm … Although it makes sense, isn't it too risky?" I said to Dr. Yu on the other side of the phone, "There are FBI agents like 004 and 005 keeping an eye on her in the US, and China's National Security Agency isn't a pushover either. Of course, they could obtain experimental data by letting their hypnotic magic potion enter society, but it would also attract unwanted attention!"
Dr. Yu smacked his lips, "I have the same doubts, but who knows what Ai ShuQiao is thinking?"
I was talking to Dr. Yu through a bluetooth headset while pushing a shopping cart in the supermarket. Although it was convenient to have my hands free, I still felt uncomfortable when I was talking on the phone without holding something in my hand.
Therefore, I stopped the shopping cart and aimlessly picked up an item from the sales counter next to me. I held it in my hand while talking to Dr. Yu.
"Ha, maybe Ai ShuQiao isn't as smart as everyone thinks she is. If she keeps doing this, it won't be long before the Chinese and US governments catch her …"
Huh? By the way, what was the item I was holding with my hand? It felt really good! Since I wasn't paying attention to it, I only saw a pink object from the corner of my eye …
My smile froze when I saw what was in my hand.
The dozen or so female consumers who were picking out underwear around the sales counter looked at me with disdain. They obviously interpreted my smile as a perverted one.
F * ck! My arm bounced off the underwear rack like it was bitten by a venomous snake. At the same time, I was surprised to find two familiar female customers, the class leader and Gong CaiCai.
The class leader looked down on my act of squeezing a female's bra with a smile. She said with a mocking tone:
"Because this supermarket is holding an underwear sale, I came with Cai Cai … This place is closer to you and Xiao Qin's home, so I thought it wouldn't be strange to meet you. I just didn't expect you to pick underwear with us …"
"No!" I quickly hung up and explained to the class leader: "I'm not here to pick out underwear. I just like to hold something in my hand when I'm talking on the phone! Besides, it's useless for me to buy underwear … "
"How is it useless?" The class leader looked up, "You can buy it for Xiao Qin."
I couldn't help but laugh and pointed at the large bra I grabbed earlier: "How can Xiao Qin's size be that big? Based on my visual and hand measurements … "
I didn't finish my sentence because there was a wave of anger rising behind the class leader. A white Justice Devil sprayed out and it could basically turn into the Ripple Double from Jojo's Amazing Adventure. All it was missing was a Hundred Rupture Fist to send me to the afterlife.
Um, based on my visual and hand measurements, it means I just looked through Xiao Qin's underwear drawer this morning! But even if I told her the truth, it wouldn't change the misunderstanding! Also, when Xiao Qin and I almost tasted the forbidden fruit two years ago, I did touch Xiao Qin's chest through her bra and hand measurements!
Gong CaiCai kept her head down and didn't say a word while I was talking to the class leader. She also let go of the D cup bra she was holding in embarrassment.
I don't think the underwear counter is a good place to explain the misunderstanding. I tactfully pushed the shopping cart away under the hostile gazes of the surrounding female students and aunties. Before I left, I smiled bitterly at the class leader and Gong CaiCai.
The class leader snorted, probably because she was still mad at me for 'measuring Xiao Qin's chest'. She didn't bow her head politely like Gong CaiCai did.
As soon as I turned my head, a line of text appeared on the smart contact lens on my left eye:
"When you weren't paying attention, I scanned the bra models that Shu Sha had chosen. I can infer that Shu Sha's chest size should be a C cup …"
"Don't do those boring scans!" I said angrily, "Next time it happens, hurry up and remind me so I don't fall into an awkward situation again!"
Xiao Yin stuck out her tongue to act cute on the bottom right corner of the smart contact lens, then she disappeared into the bottom of the screen.
There's a good reason why I wear my smart contact lens every time I leave the house.
Ever since I told a news reporter that Yin Yang Sanshou was the number one fighting technique in the universe and that people who practice it to the fifth level would have the ability to foresee the future, countless netizens on the internet said I was bragging and that they would expose my lies if they saw me in person.
What's done can't be undone. Since I performed the special ability of "reading names by looking at faces" in front of so many people, I might have to perform it again in the future. Without smart contact lenses and Xiao Yin's human search engine, I would be exposed at any moment.
Actually, Xiao Yin's search engine wasn't omnipotent. Normally, Xiao Yin would only be able to find the names of those "famous people" on the internet and give me feedback. I wouldn't be able to guess the name of any random person from the East Village no matter what.
Fortunately, although the smartwatch Little Yin gave me didn't have solar functions, it could charge itself by swinging my arm and absorbing sound vibrations. This meant that as long as I moved, I wouldn't have to worry about running out of battery. Even if I was too lazy to move, all I had to do was stand next to the aunties dancing in the square and listen to the music from the loudspeakers. That way, the smartwatch's battery wouldn't have to worry about.
Speak of the devil. A little boy holding a model airplane skipped in front of me. He looked up and was stunned when he saw my face, then he said excitedly:
"Big brother, you must be the martial arts master who beat down the lion in the zoo! Did you learn martial arts at Shaolin Temple? Can you teach me? "
Although the other person was only a child, I couldn't ignore him. I'm not only representing myself, I'm representing the entire Yin Yang Sanshou sect.
Thus I blinked and told Xiao Yin to quickly search the internet for information on this little boy while stalling for time:
"You're wrong, big brother didn't learn martial arts at Shaolin Temple. Ever since Shaolin Temple was organized and commercialized, they don't have much fighting power left! Big brother's martial arts is the best in the universe, Yin Yang Sanshou! When you grow up, come to the martial arts dojo that Big Brother opened to learn! "
Although I don't have a good impression of Shaolin Temple in recent years, it's not like I'm trying to smear Shaolin Temple. It's just that Shaolin and Wudang have always been called the titans of the martial arts world. Since my master gramps Ren ordered me to smear Wudang Taiji to the very end, then I have no choice but to smear Shaolin Temple, which is on par with Wudang Sect.
The little boy was still young, so he didn't understand what it meant to be organized and commercialized. He blinked his eyes in confusion and asked while playing with the model airplane:
"Big brother, is Yin Yang Sanshou very powerful? Does this martial arts require an iPad as a weapon? Last night, I learned from my dad's iPad and swung it around, but my dad spanked me … "
I couldn't help but sweat. Little kids really learn from others, it can be seen how important the media's value is.
At this time, Xiao Yin returned me the search results.
I originally thought it was impossible to find this little boy's information on the internet, but unexpectedly, he was kidnapped by human traffickers at the train station last year. Fortunately, the train station staff intercepted him and successfully saved him. He was reunited with his parents three days later.
But thanks to this accident, his photo had been on the missing person notice and the local news, so Xiao Yin immediately used the human flesh search method to find his information.
I smiled and said confidently:
"Little friend Zhang Xiaofeng, you don't have to break the iPad to learn Yin Yang Sanshou. When you grow up and learn Yin Yang Sanshou at my dojo, you won't have to be afraid of the human traffickers at the train station, you can beat them up!"
The little boy was stunned and even forgot to play with the model airplane in his hands. He asked with wide eyes: "Big brother, how do you know my name? How did you know I was kidnapped at the train station? "
I put the index and middle fingers of my right hand together and pretended to be profound as I pointed at my forehead.
"Because I've reached the fifth level of Yin Yang Sanshou! Once you reach my level, you can sense the changes in spiritual energy and see a person's past and future … Even the Shaolin monks and the Wudang Sect's ox-nosed daoist don't have this ability! You have to help me spread the word that Yin Yang Sanshou is the number one martial art in the universe! "
At this time, the little boy's mother hurried over from the cosmetics counter and saw her son talking to a stranger. She violently pulled her son away and lectured:
"How many times have I told you, don't leave your mom's side! Do you still not remember? What if you meet human traffickers again? "
Little friend Zhang Xiaofeng replied with a smile: "Mom, I'm not scared! Big brother who knocked down the lion is going to teach me Yin Yang Sanshou! In the future, I'm going to use Yin Yang Sanshou with Big brother to defeat human traffickers, the Wudang Sect's ox-nosed daoist, and the Shaolin monks! "
Hey! Young man, your ability to organize is pretty good! Although I have some complaints about the Shaolin Temple, I did not put them on the same level as human traffickers! Also, I did not call the Shaolin monks bald donkeys (I personally hate the word donkey, ask Xiao Qin for the reason). Where did you learn the word bald donkey!
Not long after, news like "Yin Yang Sanshou disciple scolded Shaolin monks for human trafficking" spread on Weibo. I somehow became enemies with the Shaolin Temple again …
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