"Hahaha, I'm impressed! Nobles' swimming skills are not something commoners can compare to! Damn manservant and maid Qin must have nothing to say! "
After Ai Mi entered the water, she flopped around like she was doing freestyle. The water splashed high up, but she basically did not move.
Holy sh * t! Ai Mi's swimming posture is super ugly! Isn't this dog paddling! Ai Mi, Obama must have taught you how to swim!
She clumsily waved her hands and feet back and forth. Although it looks cute in the eyes of lolicons, it doesn't reflect how "noble" this type of swimming technique is. According to classical Chinese textbooks, it's "stopping laughter".
Peng TouSi, who was standing on the shore, covered half of his face with his hands. "It's because Miss Ai Mi's swimming posture is too ugly. There were several advertising contracts that fell through because of it, but Miss Ai Mi still doesn't know her limitations."
Dr. Yu habitually put a filter tip cigarette in his mouth, but he did not light it. He also said: "If I didn't know beforehand, I would definitely think this little girl drowned …"
I watched Ai Mi happily flop around in the water. At least she did not sink to the bottom. I didn't know whether to laugh or cry.
Ai Mi, you want to beat Xiao Qin with your level? I think you should take Xiao Qin as your teacher and learn how to swim again! Not only will your shocking swimming skills shock the advertisers, but you can't even swim in a public swimming pool! Because as soon as you reach the deep end, the lifeguards will mistake you for drowning and drag you out!
"Ai Mi, don't be afraid! I'm coming to save you! "
As soon as I thought that, Xiao Qin quickly swam in Ai Mi's direction like a swordfish and shouted: "Come out of the water — — take a deep breath!"
Well, Xiao Qin did not know Ai Mi's swimming posture was like this, so she thought she drowned!
Ai Mi was naturally very dissatisfied. She swam even harder while barking at Xiao Qin: "Maid Qin, get out of the way! I'm good at swimming! Who drowned? "
"Of course you drowned!" Xiao Qin took a deep breath and reached out to grab Ai Mi's arm, "Ai Mi, if you don't know how to swim, you can slowly learn."
"Shut up! Who's taking it too hard? I know how to swim! I know how to swim! "
Xiao Qin, who was worried that Ai Mi would be in danger, was a bit worried. "Swim my ass! Have you ever seen someone swim like they're drowning?! "
Then, without any explanation, she grabbed Ai Mi's wrist and dragged her ashore. Xiao Qin's strength was much higher than Ai Mi's (the specific ratio was [7 Palace CaiCai] compared to [0.5 Palace CaiCai]), and her swimming skills were also several levels higher than Ai Mi's. So even though Ai Mi struggled, she couldn't escape the fate of being dragged ashore by Xiao Qin.
Although it was a misunderstanding, I don't think I can blame Xiao Qin. If I had to name Ai Mi's unique swimming technique, I would be inclined to call it the "Help" swimming technique. Because people who don't know the truth would definitely think Ai Mi was drowning from afar.
"Maid Qin, stop! I was having a great time swimming … "
During the process of being rescued ashore, Ai Mi choked on a few mouthfuls of water because she was struggling and talking loudly. Now she was even more in line with the characteristics of a drowning person.
She placed the exhausted Ai Mi on the edge of the swimming pool. Xiao Qin knelt next to her and eagerly bent over to check on Ai Mi. Ai Mi's eyes were lifeless and she had an expression of "tired and not loving".
"Ai Mi? Ai Mi, are you okay! Do you feel unwell? Do you want to drink some water? "
Ai Mi was so angry that she spat out a small fountain from her mouth and shot it at Xiao Qin's face.
"How much water did you make me drink? You even made me drink water! Cough cough … you must be jealous of my beauty, and jealous that I'm my brother's sister, so you want to kill me! Peng TouSi, where's Peng TouSi? Throw Maid Qin into the basement to feed the alligators! "
Of course, Peng TouSi would not carry out Ai Mi's order. He shrugged his shoulders and smiled: "Xiao Qin only has good intentions. Miss Ai Mi, as I've reminded you before, your swimming style is too strange, although you can float on the water …"
"Wow! Peng TouSi, you're also saying bad things about me, see if I don't … "
Ai Mi suddenly jumped up from the ground, but her feet were full of water. She couldn't stand steadily and was about to fall into the pool.
Actually, with Ai Mi's' life-saving 'swimming skills, it wouldn't be a problem for her to fall into the pool. But Xiao Qin was worried that she would drown again, so she quickly grabbed her waist with both hands.
"Let go of me! Who allowed you to touch me! " Ai Mi punched Xiao Qin's chest in an extremely unfriendly manner. Although Xiao Qin was very resistant to attacks, she still frowned slightly after being hit. It might have been caused by an attack on a sensitive area.
I saw Ai Mi struggling in Xiao Qin's arms, so I walked over to help Xiao Qin comfort Ai Mi. Who would have thought that at this time, Ai Mi would miraculously break free from Xiao Qin's embrace — — If I'm not mistaken, Ai Mi seemed to have pinched Xiao Qin's chest, which made Xiao Qin take a step back as if she was electrocuted.
After pushing Xiao Qin away, I don't know what Ai Mi was thinking, or maybe it was just to piss Xiao Qin off, she directly threw herself into my arms and rubbed her wet blonde hair against my chest.
"Good girl." I smiled and stroked her head, I didn't care that my shirt was wet.
Suddenly, I found a piece of apricot-colored fabric at our feet.
Eh? What is this? Why does it look familiar?
I was shocked after taking a closer look.
Holy sh * t! Isn't this Ai Mi's bikini bra? Why did it fall on the ground? Was it because Ai Mi struggled too much just now? If that's the case, then wouldn't Ai Mi's upper body be completely bare!
Fuck! Now I can feel that Ai Mi wasn't just rubbing her head against my chest! It seems like there was something slippery and soft that was touching my six pack!
Ai Mi, do you even have a bit of integrity? Even if you're muddle-headed, there's no way you don't know that your bikini bra fell off! We're brother and sister by blood! There were still three people watching from the side!
I immediately blushed and subconsciously wanted to push Ai Mi away, but then I thought about it. If I pushed Ai Mi away, her upper body would be completely visible to Dr. Yu (It doesn't matter if it's Peng TouSi, I bet Peng TouSi's gaze is currently staring at my butt).
"Doesn't it feel good?" Ai Mi, who knew I noticed, raised her head and looked up with a flirtatious look that didn't match her age. She asked with a smile.
Before I could think of how to answer, Ai Mi used her slender fingers to draw circles on my chest.
"Brother, how about you don't go back to the boys' dorm tonight, and we can do some happy things together?"
That's enough, trying to seduce your own brother, Ai Mi, you must have been brainwashed by the evil American imperialist education!
Although I must despise American imperialism as a successor of the proletariat revolution, at the same time, I have to admit that Ai Mi's cute and delicate face dyed red, as well as the pink cleavage that was forced out because she was tightly pressed against my body, made my heart beat faster and I felt like I was about to lose all my strength.
"Eh? Brother, why aren't you saying anything, are you hesitating? What's there to hesitate about? Am I not the prettiest girl you've ever seen? "
That's right, I shouldn't hesitate. How could I hesitate when faced with the temptation of my own sister? I should immediately refuse!
In order to show my determination to refuse and stop my sister from rubbing against me like this, I clenched my teeth and pushed Ai Mi into the pool.
"Ouch!" Ai Mi was caught off guard and the high splash made her drink a few more mouthfuls of water. Although her swimming posture was ugly, it wasn't to the point of actually drowning, so she quickly floated up.
I breathed a sigh of relief when I saw Ai Mi's naked upper body covered by the sterilized blue water. Then, I ordered Xiao Qin to help Ai Mi put on her bikini bra.
Xiao Qin observed closely and finally found out that Ai Mi could actually swim, but her swimming posture looked like she was drowning, so she wasn't too anxious. She picked up the bikini bra from the ground and jumped into the water to help Ai Mi put it on.
Although Ai Mi couldn't be said to be a nudist, she was still very unwilling and uncooperative when Xiao Qin helped her put on her bra. Unfortunately, whether it was on land or in the water, Xiao Qin was several times stronger than Ai Mi, so Ai Mi's chest armor finally returned to its original place.
"Wow! Brother, you actually pushed me into the water! "Ai Mi shouted while splashing water." I won't forget! I won't forgive you! You have to lick my feet as an apology! "
"Sha — —"
At this time, the electronic door of the indoor pool suddenly opened. I shifted my gaze with full vigilance. If the person who came in was a lolicon stalker who wanted to see Ai Mi's bikini, then I would drown him in the pool without saying a word.
However, the person who approached the electronic door was not a person, but a dog.
To be precise, it was Obama.
Also, Obama did not come in from the outside, but was about to leave from the inside.
Damn, Obama was holding a pair of underwear in his mouth! He must have stolen it from the changing room when no one was paying attention! Is it Xiao Qin's or Ai Mi's? I definitely can't let him take it out and exchange it for food with some stalker!
I rushed over and grabbed Obama's tail. Obama was so shocked that the underwear in his mouth fell to the ground.
"You dog, why don't you learn your lesson?" Peng TouSi walked over and picked up the underwear from the ground. He made a judgment in his heart after a glance, "Miss Ai Mi really likes these clothes. After you bit it with your dog mouth, I had to put it into a shredder to be processed."
Seeing Obama appear, Ai Mi said excitedly in the water: "Quick, throw Obama in! I want to play with him in the water! "
Obama seemed to be able to understand the little master's words. When he heard Ai Mi wanted to torture him in the pool, he shrunk his neck in fear and immediately ran out the door.
"Catch him!" Ai Mi shouted, "He's so disobedient. Not only will I punish him to swim with me, but I will also punish him to accept the ice bucket challenge in place of President Obama! Who told Obama to cower when he was singled out? I want to prove to everyone that my dog is braver than the President of the United States! "
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