"Splash!"
As an appetizer, we first used Obama as a sacrifice. After Ai Mi explained to the camera, I poured a bucket of ice water on Obama's head and completed the Ice Bucket Challenge for the president of the United States who shared the same name as him.
After Obama was doused with ice water, he instantly turned into a drowning dog and started sneezing. If you don't understand what a dog looks like when it sneezes, you just have to know that it's similar to a cat sneezing.
Then Ai Mi spoke a lot of English to the camera and made a thumbs down gesture. I think she was demonstrating to the Pisces sisters.
After the demonstration, Ai Mi pulled herself together and ordered me to pour a small bucket of ice water on her head like a general (we agreed beforehand that I would use a large bucket and she would use a small bucket). She tightly gripped the edge of the bucket and hesitated a bit before helplessly pouring the ice water mixture on her sister's head.
Although Ai Mi appeared very brave and heroic when she demonstrated to the Pisces sisters, as if she didn't care about the stimulation caused by the ice-water mixture pouring on her body, she still flinched a little at the last moment. The moment the ice-water poured on her, she closed her eyes in fear and clenched her fists so tightly that the skin between her thumb and index finger turned white.
Ai Mi's teeth chattered as she pointed out three of the Pisces sisters' friends in English. I could tell her tolerance for low temperatures was at its limit, otherwise, she wouldn't have spoken so briefly.
"It's not cold at all, it's nothing!"
Ai Mi, whose face was frozen white, forced herself to speak and tried not to let the camera capture her trembling body.
I understood that Ai Mi didn't want to embarrass herself in the video, and I didn't want Ai Mi to redo it for perfection. I immediately stood in front of Ai Mi to block the camera and let Peng TouSi pull Ai Mi to the side and put a scarf on her.
Although this video was mainly targeted at American audiences, I could only speak Chinese to them with my English level.
"Did you see that? My sister already poured a bucket of ice water on her body, it's also an explanation to her former fans! Now it's time for the big presentation, as the older brother, I have to share the joys and sorrows with my sister! My sister poured a small bucket of ice water on her head, I'm going to pour a large bucket! "
After making a sonorous declaration, I raised a large bucket of ice water mixture above my head and poured it down. I had already changed into a pair of triangular swimming trunks, so I felt as if my shoulders and chest were hit by a hailstone. It was a pleasant feeling of pain.
I tried my best to show off my muscles during the entire process. It was Ai Mi's idea, but it was also my own idea to prove to the Americans that Chinese men aren't sick men. You're not the only one who knows how to work out, we can do it well if we want to.
As the cold air was evaporated by my body temperature, white smoke appeared around my body. I extended my index finger dripping with steam towards the camera and named Bro Gang, Niu ShiLi, and Zhuang Ni for the next Ice Bucket Challenge.
After the video recording ended, Peng TouSi kindly tossed me a dry towel. However, Obama, who was just as wet as I was, jumped up and caught the towel in his mouth. Then, he ran away with the towel in his mouth.
Even if you have a towel, you can't wipe yourself!
I ridiculed him while receiving the other towel from Dr. Yu.
Xiao Qin, who was soaking in the pool the entire time, now had both hands on the shore and said in bewilderment: "I can understand why you named Bro Gang and Niu ShiLi, but why did you name Zhuang Ni? Since Zhuang Ni isn't your friend and she has a weak physique, I would definitely name Winnie if it was me! "
I thought to myself, 'Of course, the only person you treat as a friend right now is Winnie.' Who else would you name if you didn't name him? Also, if I called Xiong YaoYue Winnie, it would be easy to confuse her with Zhuang Ni. After this video is posted online, would people think that I wanted to call Winnie Winnie by mistake and called her Zhuang Ni instead?
"Um, I only named Zhuang Ni to see if she has the guts to accept. Of course, it could also be that I wanted to say Winnie and accidentally said the wrong name, so don't worry about the details …"
I suddenly noticed Ai Mi, who had already dried herself with Peng TouSi's help. She was half-squatting on the ground in preparation for a run.
"Huh? Ai Mi, what are you trying to do? You just poured a bucket of ice water on you, why don't you take this opportunity to rest and warm up … "
"Watch out!" Ai Mi interrupted me and started running towards me. Then, she jumped as high as she could, gathered all her limbs together, and used her head as the attacking surface. Then, she charged straight at me.
"Ai Mi torpedo!"
You're playing this game again! This time we're not on the sofa or bed, the ground is very hard! If I can't catch you …
I used Yin Yang Sanshou to try and hold Ai Mi in my arms, but I realized there was too much water and ice under my feet, so I couldn't maintain a stable stance.
Not good! I lost my balance! I'm going to be knocked into the pool by Ai Mi's torpedo attack!
I suddenly realized this was Ai Mi's original intention. She was extremely vengeful. Because I threw her into the pool before, she couldn't forget and finally retaliated after the ice bucket challenge.
"Plop!" "Plop!"
With two splashes, Ai Mi and I fell into the pool one after the other. Ai Mi quickly surfaced, but I panicked because I didn't know how to swim. I flopped around and clawed around, almost tearing off Ai Mi's bikini bra again.
Ai Mi proudly looked at me, who was about to drown, and said with a smile: "The water around here is only two meters deep. Bro, as long as you stand up straight, you can float up!"
That's easy for you to say! If I was Yao Ming, two meters of water wouldn't drown me! But I'm only 1.8 meters tall! If I accidentally slip while bouncing, I'll meet God (Peng TouSi's husband)!
"Lin, don't worry, I'll save you!" God's mistress Peng TouSi shouted eagerly from the shore.
"No need! Don't come over! " I was worried that Peng TouSi would do something to me and then give me CPR after we reached the shore, so I quickly refused. Fortunately, Xiao Qin came over to protect me.
"Ye Lin classmate, are you okay?" Xiao Qin trod over. First, she skillfully avoided my clawing hands, then she slid into my embrace like a fish. She leaned my left arm on her shoulder and used the buoyancy of the water to support most of my weight.
I let out a long sigh and whispered in Xiao Qin's ear: "Luckily you're here, otherwise I would have lost all face in front of Ai Mi. I don't want to shout for help in front of her …"
"(* ^ _ _ ^ *) Hehe … I got a compliment from Ye Lin classmate!"
Xiao Qin's face was red, I'm not sure if it was because of shyness or because she used all her strength to paddle.
We were both only wearing swimsuits. I could feel Xiao Qin's smooth skin on my shoulder, and Xiao Qin's other hand was pressed on my chest without any obstruction.
It was a bit awkward to touch skin to skin, but I was the one who was saved from drowning, so it wasn't the time to care.
Ai Mi was very unhappy when she saw Xiao Qin and I 'swim' together.
"Maid Qin, who told you to come over! As long as my brother shouts for help, I will save him! Lu Zhishen appeared out of nowhere, as if I'm the bad guy and you're the good guy! "
Hey, the one who appeared out of nowhere was Cheng Yaojin, not Lu Zhishen! It looks like Ai Mi needs to improve on Chinese idioms!
"You can't save Ye Lin classmate!" Xiao Qin said to Ai Mi while paddling, "It's already a miracle that you didn't sink with that kind of swimming method. Ye Lin classmate is so heavy, if you force yourself, you'll sink with him."
"What? You dare slander my noble swimming method? " Ai Mi pouted and swam towards me (splashing water all over my face). She copied Xiao Qin and used her shoulder to block my right arm.
"Do you see that? I can do what you can do! Let go, I can drag my brother to the shore myself! "
Ai Mi talked big while using her leg to kick Xiao Qin underwater, but she forgot that I was in between, so her kick landed on my abs. If it went down an inch, I would have cried out in pain.
Ai Mi and Xiao Qin did not give in to each other, both of them wanted to pull me in her direction. Originally, Ai Mi would not have been able to win against Xiao Qin, but because Xiao Qin used up a lot of energy, and she was now the one bearing my weight, the two barely formed a balance.
"Let go! Your brother can take care of it himself! "
"If I let go, Ye Lin classmate will sink! Ai Mi, please have some self-awareness! "
"You're the one who should have self-awareness! It's enough that the damn manservant has a sister! We siblings love each other, what are you doing! "
"I, I never thought of becoming Ye Lin classmate's adopted sister! It's my mom and the others … "
"Hmph, after knowing that the damn manservant has a sister complex, you're even using your own mom? You black-bellied cat that specializes in harming people! Stay away from my brother! "
"What? Ai Mi, that's too much! It was clearly you who knocked Ye Lin classmate into the water! I'm not a black-bellied cat! On the other hand, you have blond hair and blue eyes, you're a delicate and unreasonable Persian cat! "
"I'm not a Persian cat! The color of a Persian cat's eyes are different! The younger sister of the Pisces sisters is a Persian cat because of heterochromia! "
It's said that a tiger will be bullied by a dog when it leaves the plains. I, who did not know how to swim, could not think of a way to escape while being fought over by Ai Mi and Xiao Qin in the pool.
The most infuriating thing was that Peng TouSi and Dr. Yu watched with interest from the shore and did not have any intention of helping.
Also, Obama came back to see me with a towel in his mouth! His dog eyes were filled with schadenfreude! You damn dog! Because I poured the bucket of ice on your head just now, so you're very happy now, aren't you?
Just when I was sandwiched between my real sister and adopted sister, while others thought I had good luck with women, the class leader walked through the electronic door while carrying the school cat Tyrant.
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