All of a sudden, the internet was filled with all sorts of accusations that I was putting on a show and that I wanted to be a live-in son-in-law. No one paid much attention to the Ice Bucket Challenge itself.
However, among the three people I nominated, brother Gang and Niu ShiLi quickly completed the Ice Bucket Challenge and caused a stir in their respective schools. However, there was no response from Zhuang Ni, she didn't even come to class the next day.
She didn't respond at all. Is she trying to ignore me? Yesterday, you slandered me at the entrance of the Maternity and Child Care Hospital for impregnating someone.
Even if you have a weak constitution and can't participate in the Ice Bucket Challenge, you can still symbolically donate some money to ALS! As far as I know, you don't lack money, right? Didn't you write a search algorithm that was bought by a large company in addition to training hard in programming and fighting against Xiao Yin?
"I do have some savings, but it's a reserve fund for when the class leader, Gong CaiCai, and I go on a threesome in the future."
Zhuang Ni once replied like this when she was asked.
Bastard! She openly announced that she was going to start a yuri harem! She even prepared a harem fund! I don't even have that kind of fund!
"Why did you nominate Zhuang Ni?" The class leader asked me during the break, "Zhuang Ni's constitution can't handle a bucket of ice water. Are you getting revenge on her because of what happened yesterday?"
As expected of the Justice Devil, she didn't have any dust in her eyes and immediately guessed what I was thinking.
I could only rub my hair and play dumb: "I actually wanted to nominate Winnie, but I accidentally said it as Zhuang Ni. I didn't re-record it in order to maintain the integrity of the video, but it's not really a serious matter, right?"
"Was it a slip of the tongue?" The class leader looked at me doubtfully with her high school English textbook under her arm.
"Yes, it was a slip of the tongue! Also, if Zhuang Ni can't participate in the Ice Bucket Challenge, she can still donate some money! I heard she earned quite a bit of money with her programming skills. She probably earned more than $100 just from writing a program for a women's products website! "
Come to think of it, what Zhuang Ni was doing now was comparable to those geeks. It was just that many geeks didn't have a girlfriend no matter how much money they made. Zhuang Ni, as a girl, had booked two girlfriends for herself. It was really a reckless waste of resources and a great waste of society's resources.
According to the current exchange rate, 100 USD is equivalent to 613 RMB. I touched my wallet. Since I took Xiao Qin and Ai Mi to the zoo yesterday and spent extra money to let them ride the grass mud horse, I don't even have 600 RMB left. I'm a rich second generation whose mother is an American capitalist, but I'm still poor.
Although some people would point out: It doesn't matter if I don't have money, my sister does. However, I didn't want to spend my younger sister's or Ai ShuQiao's money, not to mention using their money to create a harem … no, wait! I'm not making money to build a harem! I earn money to support myself and to let the people I care about live a happy life!
The preparation bell quickly rang. The break time between classes was already tight, so the class leader and I quickly walked to our classroom.
I chose C class for English class, and the class leader chose A class, which meant our conversation had to stop for the time being.
Zhuang Ni still didn't show up until lunch break. Not only did she not show up, but her whereabouts were unknown and she disappeared with everyone.
"I don't know, he didn't return to the dorm or home last night."
Loud Mouth, who lived close to her, also didn't know what was going on.
"Because Zhuang Ni has a relative who runs a hotel, she sometimes stays outside and doesn't go home. It happened a few times before, so her family is getting used to it."
So her whereabouts are unknown? Recently, society hasn't been peaceful. There have been many news of girls being kidnapped or even killed. According to experts, it's because of the imbalance in the ratio of men to women in China. Zhuang Ni wouldn't have encountered something like that, right?
After thinking about it carefully, I rejected that possibility.
Unlike the other girls in the case, not only did Zhuang Ni not trust men easily, but she was also quite hostile towards them. She even carried a utility knife with her. If any older leftover men with bad intentions dared to approach her, getting a piece of their flesh cut off would be the best outcome for them.
Because the temperature was unusually high today, Xiao Qin wanted to go play in Ai Mi's pool after lunch, so I took her there again.
Ai Mi was also listlessly soaking in the pool. She greeted us when she saw the two of us.
I was glad Ai Mi was wearing a swimsuit today. If she wore a bikini every day, I wouldn't be able to enjoy it.
"Huh? Why is there a large bucket of ice water here? "
I asked Peng TouSi, who was setting up the camera.
"It's nothing." The muscular Peng TouSi laughed, "It's just that some people in the circle nominated me to participate in the ice bucket challenge. I haven't put this away yet, so I'll join in the fun."
I narrowed my eyes — — the people in the circle Peng TouSi was referring to shouldn't be the bodyguard world or the underground fighting world, but the circle of gays!
"Who nominated you?" I asked curiously, "Is he as strong as you?"
"Haha, although he doesn't have as much muscle as me, but he's very energetic." Peng TouSi blinked, "You've actually seen him before."
I've seen him before? My brain was racing — — who could it be? It can't be Dr. Yu, I would have seen through it a long time ago if Peng TouSi and Dr. Yu were having an affair.
Speaking of which, none of the men I'm familiar with are Peng TouSi's partners! Director Cao is fat and a lolicon, so I'll pass.
As for my dad, I don't even dare to think about it. If my dad was together with Peng TouSi, then Auntie Ren would beat him up without me.
Uncle Fireball was the only one left among the three sworn brothers. I thought about it carefully and realized that Uncle Fireball was the most suspicious.
Uncle Fireball was strong enough as a former forest ranger, and he was also interested in the trap Peng TouSi. It could be said that he crossed the line between homosexuality and heterosexuality — — did Uncle Fireball get together with Peng TouSi?
Peng TouSi said when he saw me letting my imagination run wild and shaking my head vigorously: "There's an 80% chance you won't be able to guess. That person was one of the people who participated in the search and rescue when you went missing in Cuisong Mountain two years ago."
I curled my lips. There were policemen and firemen. There were a lot of people.
"Ah! Don't tell me you're talking about the principal of a special education school! He has a wife and a child! "
Peng TouSi shook his head, "Lin, you're thinking of me as too dirty. I would never destroy other people's families. Actually, the person who nominated me for the ice bucket challenge was the police captain of the Yi Ning district of Dong Shan city … "
Holy sh * t! You finally got together with the people's police! I thought you were overly passionate towards the police captain back then … I guess you couldn't escape from your evil claws!
Fickle and promiscuous! And you said you wouldn't destroy other people's families! What's with your future aspiration of being God's mistress? Did the Virgin Mary offend you?
I was criticizing Peng TouSi in my mind when I suddenly heard the sound of the electronic door. Then, a short-haired girl wearing a short-sleeved shirt and hot pants ran in front of me like a whirlwind. She saw a bucket of ice water on the ground, raised her hands without saying anything and drenched herself from head to toe.
"Hahahaha! Awesome! Awesome! "
Xiong YaoYue wiped the water off her eyelashes while laughing: "I heard from the class leader that you originally wanted to nominate me for the ice bucket challenge, but you mistakenly said it was Zhuang Ni, right? Now I'm done! I, Emperor Winnie, am not afraid of any challenges! But remember, don't mix up Winnie and Zhuang Ni next time! "
This sudden scene left everyone dumbfounded — — Winnie, if you want to participate in the ice bucket challenge, you should at least change into a swimsuit! Also, the camera wasn't turned on and you forgot to record the video. According to the rules, you still have the right to nominate the other three people after you complete the challenge! Did you come all the way here just to pour a bucket of ice water on your head!?
"The volleyball team still has practice, I'll be leaving first!" Winnie dragged the water all over her body and ran out of the electronic door like a whirlwind, leaving us in a mess.
She left without even changing into dry clothes? Winnie is really a fighter among tomboys, I can't help but admire her!
In the afternoon, I heard that the class leader caught a cold.
That's right, the one who caught a cold was the class leader, not the Winnie who didn't get sick.
Because she was suddenly knocked into the pool by Obama and soaked in the pool for a while, the class leader had a slight cold. She sneezed a few times during self-study class and seemed a bit weak.
Even so, she persevered through the entire day of classes before going to the school hospital for a checkup. After taking the medicine prescribed by the doctor, she laid in the dorm to recuperate.
Since it's troublesome for boys to enter the girls' dorm, and the class leader was worried she would infect others, so she rejected Shu Zhe and my suggestion to visit her together.
Fortunately, the class leader's cold wasn't serious. Gong CaiCai, who was in the same dorm as her, took some precautionary medicine and took good care of the class leader. Other than accidentally breaking a few glasses, she was fine.
"It's all because of you that the class leader caught a cold …" I felt the smartwatch on my wrist vibrate before I finished my sentence.
"Zhuang Ni is in my hands, come and get it if you want her."
It was a message from Xiao Yin, which made me slightly surprised.
"You're saying Zhuang Ni is currently in the Monarch Building? Why is she in your hands? "
Xiao Yin replied with dissatisfaction:
"Seriously, why are you so long-winded when I wanted to give you a gift … You know Zhuang Ni has been trying to attack my backdoor, right? Because she spent too much time without any progress, she had a sudden idea yesterday and snuck into the Monarch Building to cut off my power, but she fell into my trap and was locked in a cage. Since you nominated Zhuang Ni to accept the Ice Bucket Challenge yesterday, then I'll leave Zhuang Ni in the cage to you. "
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