Peng TouSi was kindhearted and couldn't bear to see the class leader soaking in the pool while wearing a wet uniform, so he finally jumped into the water and fished the class leader out.
The class leader walked ashore while dripping wet, but she didn't forget to remind Dr. Yu to take some time to treat the fleas on Mi Ba. Dr. Yu held back his laughter and agreed, then he suddenly had an idea and asked: "Does your mom look like you? I heard she doesn't work in Dong Shan city? "
The class leader hesitated for a bit and didn't know what Dr. Yu was trying to do. I walked ashore while yelling at Dr. Yu: "You're a cougar! Don't even think about hitting on the class leader's mom! The class leader's parents have a great relationship! Aren't you already hooking up with Chen YingRan! "
Ai Mi was wiping her hair with a towel next to me. When she heard me call her that, she complained: "I understand what you mean, but doesn't the word 'fuck' mean cursing in the Chinese language?"
"Ye Lin, I'm not as filthy as you think! I just want to study the genetic similarity of the offspring from a scientific point of view … "
"Mr. Peng TouSi, can you find me a change of clothes?"
It was inconvenient for the class leader to move around without dry clothes.
"You don't have to call me mister, just call me Peng TouSi or Peng Peng." Peng TouSi laughed, "There are a lot of clothes in Miss Shu Sha's size, but they're all maid outfits. Would Miss Shu Sha like to wear a maid outfit for now and wait for your clothes to dry before returning?"
The class leader frowned slightly, "Let me change out of this new set of clothes first! I'll give my roommate Cai Cai a call and see if she can bring a few of my clothes over … "
The class leader froze the moment she put her hand into her pocket.
"Ah, the phone is soaked! It won't spoil after soaking for so long, right? "
The class leader's phone was an old phone she received from Shu Zhe two years ago. It wasn't worth much now, but the class leader has always been thrifty and didn't want anything around her to be accidentally damaged.
"Tsk, that's the worry of commoners." Ai Mi curled her lips, "If you care about such an old model, I'll compensate you with a new one! The iPhone or Samsung's latest model should be enough to satisfy your needs, right? "
If Shu Zhe was here, he would definitely think he got a great deal, but the class leader was still looking down at her phone.
"Fortunately, I foresaw that something like this might happen before I came to the pool, so I turned off the power in advance. However, I still don't know if it will malfunction …"
"You're such a troublesome woman!" Ai Mi lifted her foot impatiently. "If this phone has a special meaning to you, then go find Dr. Yu to fix it. He's a professional at fixing phones …"
"Who's a phone repair professional?!" Dr. Yu could not hold it in any longer. "My specialty is brain surgery!"
I can't blame Ai Mi for casually demoting Dr. Yu. Dr. Yu's field of study was too diverse. Just based on the fact that he studies robots and human body modification every day, I almost forgot that his profession was a brain doctor.
Even though Dr. Yu had some complaints, she still took the Class Rep's phone to check. Peng TouSi respected the Class Rep's wishes and chose a very conservative maid outfit for her to wear.
Ai Mi shouted while jumping outside the changing room: "You have to work as a maid if you wear my maid outfit! Before you leave, bring me some tea! "
"Even if I wear a maid outfit, I'm only responsible for walking the cat and dog." The Class Rep tried her best to maintain a calm voice.
"Keep dreaming! You're clearly taking the opportunity to play with my pets! That wouldn't be a punishment, but a reward! "
Ai Mi and Xiao Qin could tell that I wanted to admire the Class Rep's maid outfit, so they pulled me away before the Class Rep came out of the changing room.
(Let me go! I've done meritorious service for the party! I've bled for the seat! You can't do this! I want to see the Class Rep's maid outfit! I want to see the Class Rep's maid outfit!) "Damn manservant, go watch the video we just recorded! We need to edit it and attach a short explanation. This is a battle video for the Pisces sisters, we can't let anything go wrong! "
"Ah, I'm a bit hungry after swimming in the pool for a while. Can't you tell your sister to bring me some afternoon tea?"
"Hmph, there's chilled salmon in the fridge, go eat it yourself!"
That night, the video of the Ice Bucket Challenge was uploaded to Facebook. After it was reposted by domestic video websites, it set off a wave of discussion among netizens both at home and abroad.
"That's the loli Ai Mi 'er from the same generation as the Pisces sisters! I thought she announced her retirement because her figure was out of shape or she was disabled! Turns out she's still this pretty! "
"That's right! I attended a concert held by Miss Ai Mi 'er when she was 11 and I even had the honor of being hit on the head by a microphone she threw off the stage! "
"By the way, Ai Mi 'er's bikini is really hot! Although it's a bit inferior to the Pisces sisters' translucent bikini and the curves aren't as obvious as the Pisces sisters, it tickles my heart … "
"Hahahaha, I've got material for the next week to masturbate!!"
The above comments were clearly from lolicons from all over the world.
The Pisces sisters, who were the initiators, also personally commented below the video:
"Sister Ai Mi is braver than we thought! I just hope she doesn't catch a cold afterwards. "
Ai Mi angrily responded from behind: "You're not allowed to call me by my nickname! You can just call me by my stage name like my perverted fans! "
As a result, Ai Mi's response had the opposite effect. After finding out that Ai Mi 'er was only Ai Mi's stage name, many fans began to directly call their idol' Ai Mi ', it would make them seem closer to their idol.
Other than the comments that focused on Ai Mi's figure and the gossip between her and the Pisces sisters, the other characters that appeared in the Ice Bucket Challenge video also attracted everyone's attention.
"Hey, did you guys know? The husky that appeared at the beginning was called Obama! The reason we poured ice water on it was to complete the challenge for our president! This husky worked hard and did a lot of work! If it comes to the next presidential election, I'll vote for it! "
There were actually people who agreed with such a nonsensical comment.
"Well said! I've investigated carefully, Ai Mi's dog was born in America! It conforms to the constitutional requirement that the president must be born in America! "
After commenting on Ai Mi and Obama, the remaining comments naturally revolved around me.
"Did you guys know? That person called Ye Lin is Ai Mi's half-brother! Why does he look nothing like Ai Mi? Is there a mistake somewhere? "
"Bastard, he can actually stand side by side with Ai Mi who's wearing so little! This brother must be a fake! He must be a lolicon who forged a blood relationship! I also want to be Ai Mi's brother! Don't stop me, I'm going to fly to China after I lose weight! "
"Ai ShuQiao isn't a simple woman (Don't you guys know she's Ai Mi's mother?). Speaking of which, her manager's company has been shrinking in the past two years, is it because of the money tree Ai Mi's exit from the entertainment industry? But it seems like she's doing well in the medical industry again, two new drugs have already been approved by the FDA. "
"Is that so? Developing new drugs has always been a huge profit, wouldn't Ai ShuQiao make a lot of money? No wonder she can stop her daughter from staying in the entertainment industry … "
"By the way, Ye Lin's muscles are pretty good! Especially the latissimus dorsi when he turns around … doesn't it look a bit like Bruce Lee? My boyfriend works out at the gym every day, but he doesn't have such beautiful muscles. "
"It seems that if you don't use protein powder and use natural methods to train your muscles, Ai Mi's brother's muscles are pretty photogenic! By the way, do you guys find this person called Ye Lin a bit familiar? "
"All Asians look the same, I think all of them look familiar. But in the" Magic Cauldron "that Ai Mi acted in, there was a character called the deaf-mute evil monk who had similar muscles to Ye Lin, maybe he was a guest star."
"I want his autograph! That's right, I don't want Ai Mi's autograph, I want Ye Lin's autograph! Which one of you is in China? Can you help me get one? "
A very small portion of the comments were actually praising my muscles and hoping that I could enter the film and television industry. I've heard before that the European and American aesthetic standards are quite different from Asians. Now that I look at it, it seems like it's true. Otherwise, why would the American girls who left comments asking for my autograph say things like "He's not bad looking"?
Whether it's on Facebook or on China's Weibo, there were some people criticizing the ice bucket challenge as a waste of water.
"When the Ugandan refugees see us pouring ice water on our heads, they must be thinking: Fuck, I have to walk 25 kilometers to get some water!"
"In order to save constipated patients, let's do a sh * t bucket challenge, I'll go first! Eh, why are you guys all leaving? I haven't even called anyone yet! "
Since Ai Mi's popularity was mainly in America, the fans who supported Ai Mi on Weibo and those who supported Ai Mi on Facebook were basically the same group of people. Although Ai Mi's participation in the ice bucket challenge wasn't weak, I unexpectedly stole the limelight.
It's not because of anything else, it's because I just used an iPad to knock out a lion in the zoo yesterday, then I talked nonsense to a reporter who came to interview me and claimed that my Yin Yang Sanshou was the first fighting technique in the universe. That incident wasn't over yet, but I participated in the ice bucket challenge with the sister of a former idol. Although it wasn't intentional, in other people's eyes, it was definitely a publicity stunt!
"Ye Lin is too much, he probably wants to follow in Sister Feng's footsteps! He wants to attract the attention of all the netizens and immigrate to America, right? "
"Stop joking, Ye Lin's mother is an American capitalist, she would have already immigrated to America if she wanted to. I think he really wants to promote Yin Yang Sanshou. Didn't you see that in order to promote Yin Yang Sanshou, he even sacrificed his own sister?"
"Speaking of which, Ye Lin's sister is really pretty! Although Ai Mi also appeared in the video of Ye Lin beating up the lion, I couldn't see it clearly because the resolution was too low … If I have a chance to become a live-in son-in-law under Yin Yang Sanshou's tutelage, then I'll go right now! "
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