"What? You want me to endorse your tiger bone wine? I beat up a lion, not a tiger. Also, aren't tigers protected by the country? Even Tongren Medicine Hall wouldn't dare to sell tiger bone wine now! "
The person on the other side of the phone chuckled, "Well, everyone knows about the national policy. Our tiger bone wine is actually made from dog bones, which means we sell it to foreigners who come to Dong Shan city to cheat some foreign exchange …"
I hung up the phone without saying anything else.
Although I want to make money, I will never endorse fake products! Also, personally, I have deeper feelings for dogs than tigers (since I have never raised a tiger). Using tiger bones to make wine is more acceptable to me than using dog bones to make wine.
Afterwards, there was also a fitness protein powder manufacturer and an aphrodisiac manufacturer that contacted me. They wanted me to endorse their products. They even thought of an advertising slogan for me, which was "Real men eat protein powder (aphrodisiac), even a lion can handle it!"
I have never heard of these two manufacturers. Also, my muscles weren't made from protein powder, and beating a lion had nothing to do with aphrodisiac, so I rejected them.
But when I became famous in Dong Shan city and even the entire country as a lion hero, it just so happened that Fang Zuming was arrested for taking drugs. I was wondering if God gave me a chance to make a living in the entertainment industry.
Think about it, Fang Zuming would give up a list of 120 people after being interrogated by the police. These 120 people were naturally people in the entertainment industry. After they were arrested, each of them would give up another list of 120 people. If this continued, wouldn't there be no one left in the entertainment industry in China? I could take advantage of the popularity of the news to officially debut. I could make movies, release albums, go on interviews, take on endorsements, become famous, earn money every day, win over a rich and beautiful woman, and reach the peak of my life. I'm still a bit excited when I think about it …
I was fantasizing about my beautiful future when I was suddenly surrounded by reporters at the entrance of the zoo.
"Please say a few words into the microphone! Mr. Ye Lin, anything is fine! "
"Mr. Ye Lin, what do you think of the nickname 'Conqueror of the Rising Star' that netizens gave you?"
Fuck! So I wasn't the only one who thought of the lucky star when I saw a lion! I heard that Mei Hua Zoo received countless requests within an hour, hoping that they could change the name of the lion I knocked out to Rising Star. I wasn't sure if Rising Star would agree or not.
"Hmph, now you know how troubled I was when the paparazzi harassed me?" Ai Mi tilted her head and looked at me with interest.
"Ai Mi, stop mocking me, hurry and get in the car with Peng TouSi!" I told my sister to quickly leave the crowd of reporters.
After Ai Mi got into the car under Peng TouSi's escort, I calmed down a bit and wondered if I should say a few words to the reporters.
From beginning to end, Xiao Qin stayed by my side. Because there was a young man who just graduated among the reporters, he triggered Xiao Qin's androphobia, so Xiao Qin just stood there with her head down and didn't say a word.
Just as I finished my script, I saw a reporter with a pointy mouth and monkey cheeks squeeze through the crowd. He slammed the microphone into my face and said excitedly:
"I'm Dong Shan News Station's special correspondent, Zhao Yao! Ye Lin, you and I are old acquaintances! How about it, first tell me why the lion escaped from the cage! You think it must be caused by the system, right? "
Right my ass! Zhao Yao, you b * tch, how are you still alive? You didn't get beaten to death with your lowly interview style!?
I wisely ignored Zhao Yao's question and cleared my throat towards the young male reporter who looked like an intern.
Because I took a bit more time to reorganize my words, Xiao Yin misjudged that I needed the young reporter's personal information, so she searched him online and displayed the results on my smart contact lenses:
[Xu Shan, graduated from Dong Shan Media University, intern reporter for the urban lifestyle segment …] It's probably because as a reporter, whether it's an official reporter or an intern reporter, they all have public information on the internet, so Xiao Yin could easily find him.
Xu Shan was different from other senior reporters, he clearly wasn't used to the reporter's life. Other reporters would loudly ask me to accept an interview, but Xu Shan seemed a bit shy. The few times he said "please say a few words", he forced himself to say it, he didn't expect to get a response. He was a bit flattered when I took the initiative to look at him.
"Mr. Ye, Mr. Ye Lin …" He actually stuttered a bit.
I smiled and said to ease his nervousness: "No need to add the word 'Mr.', just ask whatever you want to ask! It looks like you guys won't let me go even if I don't answer anything — — am I right, bro Xu Shan? "
Xu Shan paused, "Um, Mr. Ye Lin, how do you know my name?"
It looks like I can't get people to remove the word 'Mr.' during an interview. I purposely smiled mysteriously and replied: "Actually, I have superpowers. I can tell people's names just by looking at their faces."
I pointed at Zhao Yao as I spoke, "Look, the guy jumping up and down is called Zhao Yao, I recognize him as soon as I look at his face."
Zhao Yao was furious when I didn't accept his interview and made fun of him.
"Ye Lin, what superpowers do you have? I already told you my name, and you already know me! "
I thought it was fun to tease Zhao Yao, so I purposely stared at the other reporters for a while. Soon enough, Xiao Yin helped me dig out their online information. I pointed at them from left to right:
"Everyone's names are: Wang Weiguo, Zhao Lishu, Dong Li, He Yishou, He Baoku, Zhang Qilong, Li Fujuan …"
Everyone was dumbfounded, and one of the reporters even dropped his microphone.
"How, how do you know our names? Even an insider wouldn't be able to call out all of our names! "
"Do superpowers really exist? Because only people with superpowers can defeat lions … "
I couldn't hold back my laughter, but one of the reporters suddenly said loudly:
"I understand, Mr. Ye Lin, you practice Qigong! I heard that if you practice Qigong to a high level, you would be invulnerable and able to predict the future. You probably relied on Qigong to defeat lions and calculate our names! "
Who practices Qigong! Isn't Qigong that has no difference from superpowers already proven to be pseudoscience? I vaguely remember my grandmother practicing Qigong with my neighbor's auntie. In order to absorb Earth Qi, she had to use her back to rub against trees. Her clothes were torn, but it still didn't cure her coronary heart disease!
I quickly shook my head: "I don't practice Qigong, I only practice martial arts …"
Other than reporters, there were also a few curious visitors from the zoo who surrounded us. At this moment, one of the visitors shouted from behind:
"Young man, where did you learn martial arts? I also want to learn martial arts that can defeat lions! "
His words gave me a sudden burst of inspiration. I didn't hesitate for even a millisecond and immediately said into Yu Shan's microphone, "I'm here to help you. I'm here to help you.
"The martial art I practice is called Yin Yang Sanshou! It's an ancient Chinese martial art passed down from the era of the Yellow Emperor Chi You! It's the number one martial art in the universe! As long as you put in the effort to learn Yin Yang Sanshou, don't even mention defeating lions, it's not impossible for you to have superpowers like me! If any of the viewers in front of the TV are interested in Yin Yang Sanshou and would like to ask how to learn it, please email me at … "
Yu Shan's right hand that was holding the microphone started to tremble uncontrollably when he saw me turn the interview into a TV commercial. Zhao Yao shrugged and snorted:
"Have you seen it? Ye Lin has also used this trick on me before. When I was interviewing them when they stopped a car to save a dog, he started to promote a Swiss army knife in front of my camera … "
I'm not sure what Xiao Yin did to her search engine, but all the reporters present were the focus of her attention. Zhao Yao's name also had a little red dot that indicated there was a recent update.
I moved my eyes to move the virtual mouse inside the smart contact lenses. After I located the little red dot, I blinked twice to confirm.
[Latest news, a small fire broke out at Zhao Yao's desk ten minutes ago, but it has already been put out by a colleague.] With a thought, I put my left index and middle finger together and pointed at Zhao Yao with the posture of an otherworldly expert. I said:
"How dare you speak rudely in front of the world's only remaining master of Yin Yang Sanshou? In order to punish you, I already caused your desk to catch fire! If you don't believe me, hurry up and confirm it with your phone! "
After my reminder, Zhao Yao's face turned pale and he shouted to his good friend, the cameraman Xiao Wang: "Not good! I left in a hurry and forgot to put out my cigarette! The director won't forgive me! "
As Zhao Yao rushed out of the crowd, the other reporters all looked at me in disbelief and admiration. The surrounding tourists also started to go into an uproar.
"I know Zhao Yao the best. He would do anything for the sake of the news, there's no way he would help someone else!"
"He can actually cause someone's desk to catch fire from a distance. At the very least, it's from a distance. As expected, Yin Yang Sanshou is the number one … Qigong in the universe!"
Crap, I was proud of myself and made Yin Yang Sanshou look more like a Qigong. But words are like spilled water, I can't take them back. I could only brace myself and continue:
"Um, Yin Yang Sanshou is a normal martial art before reaching the third level. Only people like me who reach the fifth level can hit a bull through a wall and cause a fire from a distance …"
Because my performance was too miraculous, even the dull Xu Shan couldn't help but ask: "Mr. Ye Lin, how many levels does your martial art have?"
"A total of nine levels because Nine Yin White Bone Claw also has nine levels …" I answered irresponsibly.
"Then if I reach the ninth level of Nine Yin White Bone Claw … no, Yin Yang Sanshou, would I be able to extinguish forest fires from a distance?"
I got caught in my own trap and could only scratch my head: "I guess so? However, none of the 31 generations of descendants before me had reached such a high level … "
A bespectacled female reporter caught the loophole in my words and quickly asked:
"Mr. Ye Lin, you mentioned that Yin Yang Sanshou was passed down from the era of the Yellow Emperor Chi You, but there are only 32 generations of descendants including you. According to the legends of China, there are 5000 years of history and there are only 32 generations of descendants. Doesn't that mean that each generation of descendants have to live at least 150 years …"
As I was worrying about how to answer, one of the surrounding tourists answered for me: "That means Yin Yang Sanshou can also prolong life! Master Ye! How much is the registration fee! I want to learn it right now! Please teach me the all-powerful Yin Yang Sanshou! "
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