"So hard …"
Ai Mi, who was in my arms, suddenly said as I was desperately trying to suppress my Soul Zanpakuto.
Hard? It can't be hard! In order to control my spiritual pressure, I almost bit my lips to the point of bleeding! The Soul Zanpakuto definitely hasn't reached the point of breaking, at most, it's just at the beginning!
"The wild boars' manes look so hard!"
Ai Mi's next words proved that everything was a misunderstanding.
I breathed a sigh of relief and shifted my attention to the wild boars. It would have been fine if I didn't look, but I almost spat out the mineral water in my stomach when I looked.
Damn, the wild boars are mating inside the wooden fence! And it's not one male and one female, but four wild boars stacked on top of each other. It's a very chaotic scene!
The fifth wild boar that had nothing to do also wandered over. It stuck out its nose to sniff the butt of the wild boar stacked on top, as if it wanted to join the fray.
Where's my shame, I came to a zoo, not a barbecue restaurant. I can't believe I saw such a blinding "wild boar skewer"! What was even worse was that Ai Mi, who was in my arms, saw everything.
"The wild boars look so happy." Ai Mi rolled her eyes, "But there are too many 5s. I think a threesome with you, me, and Winnie is the best number …"
Do you want us to act like wild boars in the wooden fence? Don't stimulate my terrible imagination!
If I keep hugging Ai Mi and watching the wild boars mating, something will happen sooner or later. I saw there were alpacas nearby and they even offered rides, so I asked if Ai Mi and Xiao Qin were interested.
"Sure!" Xiao Qin said happily, "Fuck, I've always wanted to try riding a mythical beast like this!"
In the end, Ai Mi insisted on being the first to ride one before Xiao Qin.
Alpacas are animals of the order Artiodactyla and family Camelidae. They have a docile temperament and were once widely used by Native Americans as a tool of burden.
Using Xiao Yin's search engine, the smart contact lenses displayed descriptions of alpacas that were mostly from Baidu. I was prepared to answer my sisters' questions, but neither Ai Mi nor Xiao Qin asked me anything. The two of them surrounded a white alpaca and looked at it curiously.
The alpaca breeder, who took my ¥100 ride fee, enthusiastically introduced:
"Try to be as light as possible when you step on it. Look, this alpaca is already lying on the grass, and it's still eating grass. It's in an unguarded state. You two girls are very light, so it should be fine to sit on it. As for the others …"
The breeder looked at me, who was tall and strong, and Peng TouSi, who was even more ridiculously built. What he meant was: If the two of us sat on it, then the alpaca under us might miserably spit out human words and shout its scientific name "Motherf * cker".
"Ai Mi, let me try first." "After all, an alpaca is also a type of camel. It's not fun to be flipped over by it."
"Don't think I'll fall for your sweet words!" Ai Mi waved her hand and refused. "I rode a pony in the United States when I was six. How could I not tame an alpaca? I don't need anyone's help, I'll just ride on it … "
Ai Mi said as she climbed onto the back of the alpaca. Her posture was no different than the class leader's when she climbed onto a bicycle, it was clean and neat.
But Ai Mi made a huge mistake. She shouldn't have grabbed onto the alpaca's fur to prevent herself from being thrown off.
The soft fur of an alpaca can't compare to the hard fur of a wild boar. Even a docile alpaca can't stand being grabbed like that.
Sure enough, the alpaca that was still calmly chewing the tender grass suddenly collapsed. Its two eyes widened in disbelief, and disgusting mucus flowed out of its nostrils. The tender grass that it hadn't finished eating was also spat out by it.
"Fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck!"
Although I don't understand alpaca language, I can roughly guess that the alpaca made a series of strange noises.
The alpaca quickly sprinted forward while making strange noises. Ai Mi was caught off guard and was thrown off by the alpaca.
There's no use grabbing onto its fur! The breeder's heart ached as he watched the alpaca pull off a large tuft of fur!
Ai Mi was worthy of being a former celebrity idol. Even when she was thrown off by the alpaca, her movements were different.
The moment the alpaca rebelled, Ai Mi's left leg was already in place, and her right leg was about to step on it. Ai Mi's entire body bounced up to the right, causing Ai Mi to involuntarily adopt a flying kick posture!
It's similar to the classic flying kick posture of 'Southern Dipper Hell Fist', it's really cute but also completely out of place! Not to mention the fluttering school uniform skirt and the shoe that shot into space, just the golden ponytails alone was enough to blind many of the Southern Dipper Holy Fist disciples!
"Oh ah!" Ai Mi let out a scream as she adopted the flying kick posture. Peng TouSi and I were already prepared, so we went to help her at the same time. But in the end, Peng TouSi was a step faster. He steadily caught Ai Mi in his hands and did not let her suffer any injuries, so I could only pick up Ai Mi's shoe.
The alpaca breeder calmed down a bit, held his chest and muttered to himself: "That was close, luckily I wasn't injured, otherwise the director wouldn't forgive me …"
"Bastard! You're only afraid of the director, but not the principal? " Ai Mi unreasonably pointed at her armband and shouted at the breeder, "A mere alpaca dares to reject me, you must have colluded with your maid Qin to make me lose face! Peng TouSi, go up and tear the breeder in half! "
Peng TouSi did not move, but the breeder was so scared that his legs went soft, and he hurriedly begged for mercy: "Don't … please don't! Actually, I don't usually feed these alpacas, I'm only covering for someone else today. I have an 80 year old mother and a baby that's not even a month old yet … "
Seeing that I was also helping the breeder, Ai Mi changed her mind and said: "It's fine if I don't tear you in half, but go and catch that alpaca for me. I want to eat roasted alpacas tonight!"
"No, I definitely can't do that!" The breeder shook his head with a trembling voice, "Alpacas are very expensive. I can't even afford to pay for it with my entire year's salary, the director won't forgive me …"
Ai Mi was relentless and insisted on using money to buy the alpaca and roast it back home. The heavens are merciful, and I found out that alpacas were selling for ¥200,000 each, so I quickly grabbed Ai Mi's hand and brought her away.
We ended up outside the tiger cage. When Ai Mi and Xiao Qin were arguing about who was stronger, a suspicious middle-aged man wearing a straw hat stuck close to the tiger cage and slapped the cage as if he was trying to attract the tiger's attention.
"Come out! Come out! Give me a tiger whisker as a souvenir! " The straw hat man shouted at the tiger with a hoarse voice, "Since you have so many, just give me one!"
It turns out he was bored and came to ask the tiger for a whisker! Feline whiskers can't be casually given to people! As far as I know, a house cat's whiskers are used to measure the width of the passageway. If the whiskers are pulled off, their movements will be slower.
The King of Beasts ignored the man in the straw hat at first, but it couldn't withstand the man's persistence. It kept hitting the cage with its hand, and finally, a smaller tiger walked towards the man in the straw hat, baring its fangs in a threatening manner.
However, the wire mesh of the cage was too small. The straw hat man wanted to reach in and pluck the tiger's whiskers, but he didn't succeed. The tiger also scratched a few times through the wire mesh, but it wasn't able to hurt the straw hat man.
The straw hat man performed for a while without any results. At this time, the zoo staff came up to stop him, so the straw hat man could only angrily leave. Before he left, he even waved at the tiger and shouted: "Wait for me! I'll be back in the future! "
"Is he sick in the head?" An auntie behind me commented.
Xiao Qin nodded, "If he really wants to show off his bravery, then he should go to the African grasslands and pluck the whiskers of a wild tiger!"
Ai Mi caught onto the flaw in Xiao Qin's words and smiled proudly: "There are no tigers on the African grasslands! You idiot! The tigers must be afraid of lions, that's why they don't go to the African grasslands! Lions are more powerful! "
"But, but lions are social animals! If they were as powerful as tigers, then they wouldn't live in groups! "
While Ai Mi and Xiao Qin were arguing, I suddenly realized that one of the staff that came out to stop the straw hat man looked very familiar.
"Hey, isn't this Xiao Ding? Why did you come to this zoo to work again? "
Xiao Ding, who was wearing blue work clothes, scratched his head and said embarrassedly: "Haha, it's Xiao Ye Zi. I saw you guys from afar, but I didn't come over to greet you guys."
Peng TouSi politely greeted Xiao Ding, and he even called Xiao Ding's name correctly. The class leader and I once left Obama in Xiao Ding's pet hospital, and it was Peng TouSi who went to pick Obama up, so the two of them met once.
Ai Mi and Xiao Qin were busy arguing and didn't realize Xiao Ding was here. Xiao Ding said awkwardly: "I still have work, so I won't disturb you guys anymore. Contact me if you need anything!"
"Wait." I stopped Xiao Ding and said to him in a low voice, "Why do I feel like your attitude towards me is a bit strange? Two years ago, you would call me out to play games whenever you had nothing to do, why haven't you taken the initiative to contact me now? "
Xiao Ding put on a bitter face, "That … actually … sigh, I'll be honest! Now that everyone knows you and Ai Mi are biological siblings and your family isn't just average well off, if I still ask you out to play when I have nothing to do, I'm afraid you'll think I'm trying to suck up to a nouveau riche and look down on me … "
I rolled my eyes and didn't know whether to laugh or cry: "How is that possible! You know I'm not that kind of person! Also, just because Ai Mi is rich doesn't mean I'm rich. I'm still worried that the ¥800 in my wallet isn't enough to spend today! Right, it's less than ¥800 now … "
Xiao Ding was still bashful, so I simply confessed: "Actually, I played League of Legends behind your back. As long as you can forgive me, I won't look down on you …"
Xiao Ding's eyes widened when he heard this: "Fuck, you actually played a retarded game like League of Legends! I'll look down on you for the rest of my life!! "
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