Ai Mi had blonde hair and blue eyes. She was sitting on Peng TouSi's shoulder and she was wearing a red armband with the word "principal" written on it. She was even more eye-catching than a panda.
"What a beautiful foreign loli! Her black bodyguard is also tall and strong, are they recording a show? Why don't I see a camera? "
"Hey! Help me hold the ice cream! I want to take a picture of that little loli and use it as a computer tablecloth for the next six months to encourage myself to pass the TOEFL test and find a girlfriend abroad! "
Ai Mi, who was the host in front of the panda house and was taken a lot of photos by tourists, was very unhappy.
"Peng TouSi, put me down! Why are these people looking at me instead of the panda? It's not like I'm an endangered animal! "
Peng TouSi carefully put Ai Mi down from his shoulder. Xiao Qin and I stood in front of her at the same time to prevent the crowd from getting any closer.
"It's really troublesome." Xiao Qin sighed, "Now I kind of understand why celebrities hate paparazzi."
Ai Mi, who was obviously here to see the panda, felt that the color of the panda in Mei Hua Zoo wasn't right, so she lost interest in watching it.
"Let's go! I'm not interested in pandas that aren't black and white! Let's go see other animals! Peng TouSi, you don't have to carry me on your shoulder anymore! These tourists are so annoying! Why are they staring at me for no reason? "
"It's because sister Ai Mi is too cute, that's why everyone wants to see you!" Xiao Qin followed from behind with a smile.
"Hmph, anyone who can't move when they see me is a perverted lolicon! I didn't expect the percentage of lolicons in China to be so high, what a perverted country … "
I frowned, "Umm, didn't Ai Mi go to Japan? If you went to Japan, how can you say China is a perverted country! These people are indeed rude to take photos of you, but they probably just think you're cute … "
Ai Mi twisted her face, "I only stayed in Japan for one day, so I didn't experience much. Manservant, can you guarantee that everyone who took photos of me just now had pure motives? Can you guarantee that none of them are perverts who will masturbate to my photos later? "
"This …" I was at a loss for words.
In public, Ai Mi always uses the words "manservant" and "brother" interchangeably, and I don't know how she switches between the two.
I was quick-witted and used my smart contact lenses to scan the tourists in batches. I wanted to know if there were any infamous perverts among them.
As you can imagine, although there were many perverts in Dong Shan city, you might not meet them every day. Xiao Yin's search engine could only search for people that were already in her database, as well as people who had been reported in the news or recorded by the police. A large number of common faces were returned with blank data.
This also means that among the people taking photos of Ai Mi, there shouldn't be any perverts like the subway pervert 'Fatty Sausage Zhao'. So I patted my chest and told Ai Mi that no one present would masturbate to her photos.
"Hmph, whatever." Ai Mi walked in front with her hands behind her back, "I'm used to being an idol, so I'm used to people masturbating to my image. So what if there are a few more? They can't touch the real me anyway … "
Then she looked at me with hidden bitterness.
"But there's a huge idiot. He clearly had a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity, but he insisted on blood relations …"
Even if I didn't emphasize it, blood relations are still there! Also, our body sizes are too different and our parts don't match. In Peng TouSi's words, if I pushed you down, it would really be fatal! He killed his sister in an inhumane way!
After I bought an ice cream cone for them, I bought a bottle of mineral water and asked Peng TouSi what he wanted to drink.
Peng TouSi took out a flat stainless steel water bottle and told me he prepared some water before he left. When he was working as a bodyguard, he wouldn't eat or drink outside to avoid the danger of being drugged.
It is better to be safe than sorry. I wholeheartedly agree with Peng TouSi's actions. But a lot of visitors have already tried the ice cream and mineral water at the zoo, so there shouldn't be any problems. Also, even if the three of us were drugged, there was still the invincible Peng TouSi, so there was no need to worry.
Ai Mi greedily licked the ice cream while leisurely walking in front. Since she was the one leading the way, we walked very slowly and it took us five minutes to reach the elephant hall.
There were two Asian elephants in the cages. They flapped their large, fan-like ears to drive away the pestering mosquitoes. One of the elephants used its trunk to collect water from the pool and poured it on its head to cool down.
"Elephants look really weird." Ai Mi stood in front of the cage and complained, "There's a huge lump on their face and their skin is naturally rough and chapped — — God must have sneezed when he made them!"
I didn't agree with Ai Mi's racist remarks, so I followed the search results on the smart contact lenses and protested for the Asian elephants:
"Don't look down on elephants. Asian elephants have the longest trunk of any animal. It's made up of over 40,000 muscle fibers and has a rich amount of nerve connections. Not only is it sensitive to smell, but it can also move and bend at will. It has the same functions as a human hand. As long as they go through simple training, they can pull out nails, untie ropes, and even pick up embroidery needles on the ground! "
"Is that so? That's amazing! You're really knowledgeable! "Xiao Qin looked at me with admiration and countless hearts flashed in her eyes.
Ai Mi didn't even listen to my explanation. She turned on her heel and used her cat-like tongue to lick the top of the ice cream while walking in another direction.
"Elephants are too common, let's go see something else!"
Not far from the elephant hall was the place where the black bears were kept. Twelve black bears were kept under a four-meter-high bear mountain. Some of the bears were sleeping on the rocks, some were biting on rubber hoses to take a shower, and some were walking in circles to entertain the tourists, hoping that they would throw food down.
There were two large signs erected near the bear mountain. The first sign said "Beasts are dangerous, do not fall", and the second sign said "Do not throw acid on bears".
Damn, ever since Tsinghua University student Liu Haiyang threw acid on a black bear, all the bear mountains in zoos around the country have taken precautions! For animals in zoos, it's still the unpredictable human heart that's more dangerous!
"These bears look more energetic than pandas!" Xiao Qin grabbed the bars of the bear mountain and looked down. Although Xiao Qin had good balance and there was nothing wrong with her posture, I was still a bit worried she would be in danger.
It's probably because I have a slight fear of heights. Ai Mi, who also has a fear of heights, also didn't dare to get too close to the bars.
But Ai Mi was shorter than Xiao Qin. If she didn't walk forward, she wouldn't be able to see the situation below the bear mountain. Ai Mi pouted when she saw Xiao Qin giggling when she saw the black bears running in circles. She turned to me and said:
"Manservant, hug me from behind, I want to look closer!"
I scratched my face and begged: "Call me brother and I'll hug you."
"Hmph, so many requests! You're probably afraid to hug me because you have a fear of heights! "
"Who … who has a fear of heights! You're the one who has a fear of heights! "
I walked over unwillingly and hugged Ai Mi's slender waist from behind. It was an extra layer of protection for her as she stood behind the bars.
Actually, the bars of the bear mountain were very high. Even with my height, I wouldn't have any problems lying in front of the bars. I was just overthinking.
Ai Mi, who had a good field of vision, saw the biggest and blackest bear in the bear mountain. I'm not sure what she was thinking, but she suddenly spoke to the bear in English.
My hearing was poor, so I couldn't tell if Ai Mi said "Goodyear Wei Ning" or "What's your mother's surname". In short, the bear didn't understand Ai Mi's greeting and was still standing there with a depressed expression of 'I have hemorrhoids'.
Since English was useless, Ai Mi spoke to the bear in Russian, but there was also no response.
"This bear is so dumb, does it not understand human language?" Ai Mi had already eaten all that was left of the ice cream cone in her hands. She bit the edge of the cone while making a thumbs down gesture to the bear.
I didn't expect the bear to immediately become angry. It slapped its chest with its paws and roared!
Damn, what's going on!? Does the bear's mother have an affair with an orangutan? Otherwise, why does it have the demeanor of an orangutan when it gets angry!?
Ai Mi giggled when she saw the bear get angry, then she turned around to play with other animals.
Next, we saw the adorable owl, the golden python that was curled up into a pile of poop, and the pitiful meerkat that was being used as a cushion by its two companions.
Soon, we arrived outside the wild boar cage. Unlike other places, the wild boars were kept in a wooden fence. The fence was around 1.5 meters tall, so Ai Mi couldn't see them clearly even if she stood on tiptoe.
"Manservant … brother." Ai Mi called out to me, "Come over and hug me like you did in Bear Mountain! Raise me up a bit! Otherwise, I won't be able to see the wild boars! "
I didn't understand what was so good about wild boars, but I enjoyed being called brother, so I generously fulfilled my sister's wish.
I hugged Ai Mi from behind and squeezed against the wooden fence. I felt like our positions were a bit awkward.
Ai Mi was very happy when she saw the wild boars with shiny black manes. I'm not sure if she was shouting revolutionary slogans in English or Russian, but she didn't care that her butt was rubbing against my crotch.
This … Ai Mi, did you do it on purpose or not? It's too stimulating! Logically speaking, I'm the successor of communism who has gotten rid of vulgar tastes. How could I have a reaction against a real girl!
Damn it, I must have accidentally eaten a devil fruit during breakfast! My chakra is churning non-stop and the Zanpakuto under my crotch is about to disintegrate!
I can't disintegrate it! If Ai Mi finds out I disintegrate it, I would be embarrassed to death by her mockery!
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