After the pilot episode, titled "The Rabbit's View of the World- Humans Are Stupid," was broadcasted online, the forced rabbit unexpectedly gained a lot of popularity. Some people even compared it to Wang Nima from "Bao Zou Big News Events," pointing out that the forced rabbit might be a special actor hiding in an iron shell. Otherwise, it would be impossible for a robot to have such a crazy ability to criticize others.
In order to prove that the forcing rabbit was a genuine robot, Dr. Yu wore his usual white coat and walked in front of the camera to open the component box on the forcing rabbit's abdomen in public. He showed the audience the flashing electronic device inside and briefly described the process of creating the forcing rabbit.
There was still a group of viewers who did not buy it. They shouted on the Internet:
"That doctor is obviously a fake expert! We seem to have seen him in the TV commercials for Fu Yan Jie and the Belly Plane! His trick of dismantling the robot is a cover-up! There must be a crosstalk actor in the robot's stomach! "
Despite the constant doubts, the forced rabbit's popularity soared. Deyun Society even @ the forced rabbit on Weibo and invited it to perform crosstalk with them.
Although there were a small number of people who doubted it, the forced rabbit was pursued by more people. Its chuunibyou syndrome was even more serious. It felt like it was a hero who led its fellow robots to fight against humans.
"Stupid humans, bow down to my personal charm and wifi signal!"
I have to say that sometimes humans are very strange. Being insulted by others is not something to be happy about, but there will always be people who like to be scolded by beautiful women. If animals could speak, then being scolded by animals would also become a unique hobby of some people.
Because of the forced rabbit's robot identity and the robot's position when commenting on the news, although humans were scolded by it, they found it very funny. They could not help but clap and say, "Another one."
Because the name of "The Rabbit Sees The World: Humans Are Stupid" was too long, under the suggestion of a viewer named "Fan Lihua", the show was officially renamed to "Stupid Humans." This was also the mantra of the forced rabbit. It would appear about twenty to thirty times in a ten-minute show.
After summarizing everything that happened before September 1st, let's turn back time to the present.
I was sitting in the classroom of Grade Two (3) in a daze.
The morning class ended, and I ate lunch at the campus cafeteria. During lunch break, some people would return to the dorms to rest, but because I didn't have the habit of napping, I still stayed in the classroom in a daze like I did in middle school.
There were only a few people sitting in the classroom. Xiao Qin went back to the dorm to use the computer because she had to discuss something with her manga editor "God's Favor Cow".
Loud Mouth, Zhuang Ni, Xiong YaoYue, and Xing Xing stayed in the classroom.
Here's a brief introduction to the seating arrangements of Year 2 (3) Class.
There were seven rows and five columns of desks. I was still sitting in the last row on the left by the window, and Xiao Qin was sitting on the right.
Since private schools don't have as many students as public schools, our class only had 35 seats, and it wasn't full. The three seats on Xiao Qin's right were empty.
35 minus 3 equals 32. There were only 32 students in class 2-3, and this was the number after Xiao Qin and I entered the school.
Loud Mouth and Zhuang Ni were seated in the middle of the classroom, while Xing Xing and Xiong YaoYue were seated in front of us.
"Did you copy Ye Lin's physics homework? If you're done, hurry up and copy it! "
Xiong YaoYue urged while chewing on the beef jerky she snatched from Xing Xing.
Xing Xing raised his head and said awkwardly: "Sis Yue Yue, don't rush me, aren't I copying? Brother Ye's handwriting isn't easy to read, I'm almost myopic! "
Xiong YaoYue immediately clicked her tongue, "Hey! Didn't I tell you many times to call me sis Winnie! "
"But …" Xing Xing looked towards Zhuang Ni in the middle of the classroom, "Sis Yue Yue, you also said that if you and Zhuang Ni were present at the same time, it would be easy to confuse your names if I called you Winnie, that's why I called you sis Yue Yue! That's how a big sister should act! "
"That's true …" Xiong YaoYue nodded and continued to eat her beef jerky.
Ever since I came to high school, Xiong YaoYue solemnly announced to the Five Tigers Punishment Squad when she heard them call me boss: "I'm Ye Lin's bro, so if you guys call him boss, it's the same as calling me boss! You also have to listen to my orders in the future, understand? "
The Five Tigers Punishment Squad were unconvinced at first, but then they all tried to arm wrestle with Xiong YaoYue, but they were all defeated by her, so they could only lower their heads and call her their big sister.
"That's not normal." Xing Xing once muttered to me in private, "Under normal circumstances, sis Qin, as the sister-in-law, should also be the big sister! Why isn't your sister-in-law the same person as the big sister? "
I sternly criticized: "Don't talk to me about the triads! Do you weaklings really think you can chop people up? You guys can't even beat Xiong YaoYue together, so you won't lose out if you call her the big sister! "
Since Xiong YaoYue was the type of person who was righteous even in the triads, she did not bully the Five Tigers Punishment Squad just because they became her underlings.
Normally, she would just order them to find homework for her to copy, or order them to help the class leader clean the classroom. Sometimes, she would even teach them bodybuilding methods to improve their weak bodies.
Since Jiang Qian always treated Xiong YaoYue as the class leader's accomplice, she was unhappy that Xiong YaoYue had five more underlings. She only hated that she didn't have three boyfriends, she wished she could have thirty (Eunuch Cao said he could be the thirty-first).
At this time, the air conditioner was blowing in the classroom of Year 2 (3), and the temperature was very comfortable.
"Hey hey, I found something very interesting!" The girl sitting in front of Zhuang Ni turned around and said to Zhuang Ni and Loud Mouth, "June 6th, August 8th, and October 10th are all Fridays in 2014! What a coincidence! It happens once in a hundred years! "
Although Zhuang Ni was wearing a school uniform like everyone else, it seemed like she was shrouded in shadows. She rolled her eyes and said:
"Not only in 2014, but in any year, April 4th, June 6th, August 8th, October 10th, and December 12th will all fall on the same day of the week. For example, in 2013, these days are all Thursdays, and in 2012, these days are all Wednesdays. "
"This is an algorithm invented by John Conway. Days like April 4th are called Judgment Day. Through this method, you can quickly calculate the day of the week for any day of the year."
"Hmph, you don't even know such basic knowledge, you're as funny as the person on the internet who doesn't know Lu Xun's last name is Zhou."
Zhuang Ni's profound knowledge made the girls in the front row admire her, but her sharp tone was also very annoying.
"This is only common sense to you!" Loud Mouth couldn't help but complain to Zhuang Ni, "Normal people don't have time to remember these strange things!"
Zhuang Ni looked at Loud Mouth with disdain, "That's because you spend all your time eating to gain weight. If you were like me and put two computer screens in the dorm, the left one would be used to practice programming, and the right one would be used to quickly read news summaries, then you would be able to save something other than fat in your body."
Loud Mouth was furious: "Who knows how to fight left and right like you! Also, how many times do you have to say I'm fat before you're satisfied! I'll strangle you to death! "
Zhuang Ni allowed Loud Mouth to choke her and shake her back and forth, but her expression didn't change at all. I don't know why, but she glanced at me when she was choked.
After the last class of the day, it rained. I felt like it was a waste to stay in the dorm with such fresh air outside, so I took a walk on campus.
I unknowingly walked out of the main entrance of Qing Zi High School and arrived on a wide road.
The road was drenched by rain, but there weren't many cars. It was like a wet black cloth that extended in two directions.
Before I could decide which direction to go, I saw Zhuang Ni carrying a drawing folder and also walking out of the main entrance of Qing Zi High School.
It looked like she was going to sketch outside of school. I saw that there was no one around, so I joked with her: "What, are you following me? Do you want me to be your sketch model? "
Zhuang Ni's face immediately darkened and revealed an expression of extreme disdain.
"Shut up, you long-haired peanut! Only a vegetable like Xiao Qin would like to use you as a model! "
B * stard! Although my hair is still very short, it's not as long as a hairy peanut! Also, peanuts are dried fruits, not vegetables!
In order to show that she wasn't interested, Zhuang Ni proudly crossed the road with her head held high. She went to the park across the road to find a sketch target.
Damn, because the park is very green, I was going to take a walk there! Now that you beat me to it, did I purposely choose a different direction to avoid arousing suspicion?
Why should I? A true Spartan doesn't care about other people's opinions! I'll also go to the park! It's not like your family owns the park!
After making up my mind, I followed behind Zhuang Ni (at least in her eyes) and followed her step by step (in her eyes) into the park.
When Zhuang Ni noticed that I was following her, she snorted and ignored me. I also snorted to indicate that I wasn't following her.
After entering the park, I discovered that there were a lot of people taking advantage of the fresh air after the rain to take a walk. Other than the elderly, Zhonghai Civil and Military School had the most students.
Due to various reasons, Zhonghai Civil and Military School's students especially liked to pick on Qing Zi High School's students. As a result, this park, which was very close to both schools, became their exclusive location. Students from Qing Zi High School rarely dared to set foot in it.
However, Zhuang Ni was an exception. She most likely brought a utility knife and other dangerous tools. If someone dared to do anything to her, the consequences would be unimaginable.
Zhuang Ni used a stack of paper towels to wipe the wet bench. She sat on it and began her sketch in front of a marble mermaid statue not far away.
I was hesitating whether or not to separate from her, but I saw several students from Zhonghai Civil and Military School slowly walking over.
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