During this time, I also went to the Monarch building to meet up with Xiao Yin and held a second meeting against Ai ShuQiao with Dr. Yu and Huo Jiangdong.
Huo Jiangdong was placed under the protection of the Scientific Happiness Order, so the attack from Ai ShuQiao that we were worried about didn't happen.
"It doesn't matter if Ai ShuQiao thinks Huo Jiangdong is a traitor or a spy, there's no reason to ignore him …"
Dr. Yu muttered to himself while we were peeing in the toilet next to each other.
"Is she trying to make us lower our guard?" I said, "So she's waiting for us to let Huo Jiangdong move around freely, and then she'll find someone to kill him?"
"Well … it's not impossible. If that's the case, then let's let Huo Jiangdong stay in the Monarch building for a few more days."
I suddenly thought of something, "Dr. Yu, you always brag that you can do sex reassignment surgery …"
Dr. Yu immediately became interested and widened his eyes: "What? Did you finally decide to do sex reassignment surgery? I can give you a 50% discount … no, a 30% discount! "
"It's not me who wants to do sex reassignment surgery! Dr. Yu, can't you just let me finish my sentence? I'm talking about Huo Jiangdong! "
"Ah?" Dr. Yu was shocked, "You want Huo Jiangdong to do sex reassignment surgery? Is that his own will? I've been with him for a while, how come I've never noticed that he has this tendency? "
"Who told you Huo Jiangdong has this tendency? I wanted to ask you, if you can do sex reassignment surgery, then can you do plastic surgery too? Huo Jiangdong's face is disfigured and he can't go out, so isn't this a great opportunity for him to have plastic surgery? "
Dr. Yu's eyes lit up after my reminder, "Great idea! If Huo Jiangdong doesn't look the same as before, then even Ai ShuQiao's subordinates wouldn't be able to recognize him. At that time, it would be much less dangerous for Huo Jiangdong to move around freely! I'll go discuss it with him right now! "
Professor Yu was so excited that he did not even fasten his zipper before he ran out. There was nothing he could do.
After some discussion, Huo Jiangdong agreed to undergo plastic surgery out of consideration for safety and convenience. But after seeing Dr. Yu's aesthetic standards on the forced rabbit, he firmly refused to let him be the chief surgeon.
"I don't really care about my appearance, so I don't mind if I don't look like my original self, but I don't want to be grotesque and be surrounded by people on the street!"
"My skills aren't that bad!" Professor Yu and Professor Le immediately looked hurt. "When I save seriously injured people from car accidents during brain surgeries, I occasionally perform car accident plastic surgery on them … Forget it, since you don't trust me, I'll recommend some of my acquaintances."
He had a feeling that Professor Yu wanted to perform the surgery on Huo Jiangdong personally because he wanted to say something to Huo Jiangdong after the surgery was over. "Congratulations, your gender reassignment surgery was very successful!"
Putting down Huo Jiangdong would take a few months of plastic surgery to become a completely different person. When I was about to leave the building, I saw Su Qiao greasing the mechanical arm of the forced rabbit behind the service desk.
"Beep — — Not bad, not bad." The Forcing Rabbit's sluggish face seemed to show a trace of comfort. "Since you humans have given your all to serve me, then I shall be merciful and allow you to live …"
You still haven't recovered from your chuunibyou! You're a robot, yet you're acting like a chuunibyou! Even if humans can't live without wifi, there are still tens of thousands of wifi hotspots in the world!
Su Qiao held back her laughter behind the forced rabbit and didn't say anything. It seemed that Su Qiao already understood the forced rabbit's temperament and knew how to appease it.
It wasn't easy to do that in front of a dumb robot like the forced rabbit.
I asked in surprise: "Su Qiao, did you train animals when you were in the acrobatic troupe?"
The forced rabbit didn't realize I was comparing it to an animal and continued to enjoy Su Qiao's lubricant.
"Mhmm." Su Qiao nodded shyly, "The acrobatic troupe had horses, elephants, and even a lion. I used to follow my uncle who was an animal tamer and came into contact with those animals. I basically have some experience in taming animals."
I suddenly had a thought: Peng TouSi named the tigress' Susan ', so it could be considered Su Qiao's relative. If it couldn't stay in the back mountain anymore, then it could go through Su Qiao's connections and earn a living in Su Qiao's family's acrobatic troupe.
Thus I asked Su Qiao half-jokingly: "I have an adult tiger here, do you want to raise it?"
Su Qiao's complexion instantly paled. Since my image in her mind was that I was omnipotent and unfathomable, even if it was something I casually made up, she would still take it seriously.
"Um …" She slowed down her lubricant, "Ever since the lion in the acrobatic troupe died of old age, the troupe leader has always wanted to add a lion or a tiger. If I have a tiger, I might give it to the acrobatic troupe …"
"That means you can give it to the acrobatic troupe." I smiled, "How about I just give it to the acrobatic troupe under your name."
It was just a casual joke, but Su Qiao seemed to be very touched.
"I didn't do anything for the acrobatic troupe after leaving home for so long because acrobatics is too hard. If I can really give them a tiger, then maybe everyone will forgive me …"
Oh no, I didn't think tigers meant something to Su Qiao. I wasn't 100% sure I was going to give the tiger to Su Qiao. Also, I didn't ask the tigress Susan's opinion. Maybe it likes living in the back mountain or in a nature reserve with its own kind.
Since I might not be able to fulfill my promise of giving the tiger to the acrobatic troupe, I changed the topic and said to Su Qiao:
"You might not know, but the Tian Mu Xing Guang firm that you once signed a contract with is making a big move."
"Wha, what?" Su Qiao completely stopped rubbing the lube and the forced rabbit made a beeping sound in protest.
Su Qiao was once conned by Fu ShiJian of Tian Mu Xing Guang, so she signed a contract in a fit of rage. She even agreed not to date for ten years. If she didn't borrow the power of the Triad, Su Qiao might have ended up like other artists and be forced to work as an escort for a rich businessman.
I quickly added when I saw Su Qiao was scared:
"It's different this time. The boss behind the scenes of Tian Mu Xing Guang is now my sister Ai Mi. Although she's willful, she won't force people to do dirty things like Fu ShiJian. Recently, Ai Mi has been hoping to package a few female artists to be the company's top stars. Are you interested in resuming your old career? "
"No, I don't think so …" Su Qiao shook her head after a brief moment of thought, "I don't think I'm suited to being an actress. This job at the Monarch Building is very relaxing and comfortable, I'm already satisfied … thank you for thinking about me, I'm not worth your effort …"
The forced rabbit suddenly interrupted: "Aren't celebrities the type of people who are idolized and worshipped by everyone? Then I'll reluctantly sign a contract with Tian Mu Xing Guang. After all, I'm a professional when it comes to being worshipped. There's no one more suited to be a celebrity than me. "
Su Qiao and I looked at the forced rabbit like we were looking at a monster.
"Don't even mention being a celebrity, you're not even a human."
"Beep — — robots that can pass the Turing test should be treated like humans." The LED lights on the forced rabbit's round eyes flashed angrily, "How dare you look down on us baldies." Su Qiao wanted to laugh when she heard the forced rabbit call me baldy, but she felt it was inappropriate in front of me, so she covered her mouth and her face turned red.
"Who's baldy?" I grabbed my hair that had already grown half a centimeter and yelled at the forced rabbit, "My hair has already grown back. I'm at most a Shaolin Temple disciple. You're the baldy. Your head is like an upside down pot lid on your neck, shiny and shiny! "
Just like that, I argued with the robot out of boredom and made Su Qiao laugh.
The argument only stopped when my voice was hoarse and the forced rabbit's speaker was still maintaining a baritone voice that deserved a beating.
Then I calmly thought about it and suddenly realized: As the saying goes, it's hard to find a three-legged toad, but there are plenty of two-legged women. Isn't the forced rabbit a three-legged toad? (It's mobile part is made up of three wheels) Competition in the entertainment industry is fierce, it's easier said than done if you want to package an idol and make it popular. On the other hand, the forced rabbit, as a robot with a high IQ, could be a comedian or a variety show host and suddenly become famous.
Compared to Taiwan's popular variety shows, the mainland is lacking a lot. But as long as the forced rabbit comes out, it would be the first to have a robot host a variety show. At least in terms of technology, we would be miles ahead of Taiwan.
I felt this idea was worth digging into, so I told the forced rabbit to wait for my news. I would go back and discuss it with Ai Mi before giving it a reply.
Ai Mi also agreed with my opinion after I laid out the facts and reasoning. A few days later, she signed a five year contract with the forced rabbit's creator, Dr. Yu, and wanted to try it out.
The producers of Tian Mu Guang Guang received the task of packaging a robot to become a celebrity. They felt a lot of pressure since they never had any experience in this area. So after a few weeks of staying up late, they came up with a plan for an online program.
It would be similar to a news talk show. The forced rabbit would stand on stage for 10 minutes and describe the stupidity of humans from the robot's point of view.
It sounds like a topical program, but the name hasn't been decided yet. Currently, the names that can be chosen are:
"The World in the Rabbit's Eyes", "Humans are Stupid", and "Boasting Robots".
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