In the past few days, Dr. Yu's pursuit of Chen YingRan had been thwarted. He reflected on himself and realized that his love for robots and biologically modified humans was challenged by mature women with large breasts.
So in order to strengthen his determination to promote human mechanization, he took out the blueprints he drew in high school and made some slight improvements to complete the B-2 (forced rabbit) robot.
Dr. Yu regretted it as soon as he finished debugging the forced rabbit's artificial intelligence.
This robot is too lousy! My high school design was too childish! Most importantly, making such a useless robot at this time not only did I not strengthen my beliefs, but I also spent unnecessary research costs.
Therefore, Dr. Yu decided to sell the forced rabbit to Ai Mi as a follower under the guise of "a high-tech gift for Miss Ai Mi". It would be fine as long as it "symbolically supports my research".
"Supports your research? Fifty cents should be enough, right? "Ai Mi's words almost angered Dr. Yu to death.
"Miss Ai Mi, the manufacturing cost of my robot, in terms of hardware, is at least 200,000 yuan …"
"That's not a lot." Ai Mi ate the ice cream that Peng TouSi bought while making sarcastic remarks.
"Anyway, at least let me recoup the cost?"
Ai Mi immediately put on a "don't lie to me" expression, but she didn't stop licking the ice cream.
"What's the use of this garbage can? Can it catch a Frisbee? Can it hold a slipper? Can it pull a sled? I don't need a useless follower! "
"Hey, Miss Ai Mi, aren't you just listing the functions of a dog? I'm making a robot, not a robot dog! The forced rabbit has a strong self-learning ability. In addition to being a mobile wifi source, it can also act as a guide and secretary! That way, Miss Ai Mi doesn't have to worry about getting lost anymore! "
Ai Mi was a little tempted when she heard that the forced rabbit could lead the way. With her poor sense of direction, she would often get lost even when looking at the map app on her phone.
"Then, can the forced rabbit buy ice cream for me?"
Actually, Ai Mi wanted to use the forced rabbit to buy her coke and chips, but it was inconvenient to say it in front of Dr. Yu.
"Yes," Dr. Yu answered confidently. "You just have to explain it to the Forcing Rabbit and give him the money. Then, he can go to the grocery store to buy something. The storage box in his abdomen will come in handy."
"It's just that the Forcing Rabbit's wheels can only move horizontally. It can't go up or down the stairs, so it can't go to the shops that require you to go up and down the stairs …"
"Trash!" Ai Mi pointed out mercilessly, "A robot that can't even go up and down stairs has the nerve to call itself a robot?"
"After all, this is my high school design," Dr. Yu reminded him. "Besides, the cost of 200,000 yuan is already over the limit …"
"Hmph, if I give Winnie 200,000, she can buy me a year's worth of ice cream!"
"Although there are some things that humans can do that robots can't do at the moment," Professor Yu said. "There are some things that robots can do that humans can never do!"
"What?" Amy said sarcastically. "Become a pile of scrap metal?"
"Immortality!" Dr. Yu said with excitement and fanaticism. "As long as the robot's AI system is backed up, it can rely on replacement hardware and live forever!"
Ai Mi stuffed the last ice cream cone into her mouth and sucked on her fingers that were stained with milk. Like other sweets, ice cream had a daily limit.
"Immortality? That means you can fix the robot even if I hit it every day? "
Dr. Yu was quite surprised by Ai Mi's rapid progress in thinking and the way she treated her robot work.
But if he thought about it carefully, Ai Mi's attitude toward robots was no longer important in order to sell the Forcing Rabbit. It wasn't a successful work for him anyway.
"That's right!" Dr. Yu pushed up the Google Media glasses on his left eye. "The good thing about robots is that they have iron bones, so they won't die no matter how much you hit them! Miss Ai Mi, you can beat up the Forcing Rabbit at any time to vent your anger! "
"Beating — Beep — According to the Public Security Administration Punishment Law Interpretation, beating someone up refers to the act of beating someone in public that harms the health of another person. It usually involves punching and kicking someone, or using a stick or other equipment to beat someone up … "
The Forcing Rabbit activated itself at some point and began to search for the meaning of "beating" on the internet.
"A stick?" Ai Mi held her delicate chin and thought for a while, "Someone gave me a prop sword a few days ago that can be used as a stick to beat up this robot."
"Beep — — the Forcing Rabbit was not created to be beaten up. This is different from what the master promised, not the same …"
The Forcing Rabbit made an electronic sound while turning its flat, pancake-like head towards Dr. Yu.
Dr. Yu felt a bit ashamed of his creation, so he turned his face away awkwardly.
"Wait." Ai Mi suddenly felt awkward, "You said it's my follower, so why does it call you master?"
"I'm the creator, so naturally I'm the number one master." Dr. Yu explained, "I'll set you as its number two master, that's already very high authority."
"No! I want to be the number one master! "Ai Mi's tone left no room for negotiation," I must have the most control over my follower! If you don't change its program and make it treat me as the number one master, then I won't buy this stupid robot! "
Business is business, so Dr. Yu and Ai Mi haggled for a while. In the end, he shamelessly gave up the position of master number one to Ai Mi and retreated to the position of master number two. Under Ai Mi's request, my appearance and other information were also entered, and I became the forced rabbit's third master.
After the Forcing Rabbit was set up by Dr. Yu, it restarted with a ⊙ ⊙ emoji.
"Beep — — the Forcing Rabbit's current number one master is Miss Ai Mi, the number two master is Dr. Yu Suiliang, and the number three master is Ye Lin. The intensity of their commands will be lowered, and they cannot violate the Three Laws of Robotics …"
Ai Mi frowned: "What are the Three Laws of Robotics?"
Dr. Yu explained like an otaku: "The Three Laws of Robotics were proposed by the sci-fi writer Asimov, and it has now evolved into the Three Laws of Robotics."
"The first law: Robots cannot harm humans, or stand idly by while humans are harmed.
The second law: Robots must obey human commands unless the first law is violated.
The third law: A robot must protect itself as long as it doesn't violate the first and second laws. "" Remove the first law, "Ai Mi ordered after listening to the explanation.
"Are you sure?" Dr. Yu's eyes widened in shock, "Are you sure you want to remove the first law of robots not harming humans?"
"Beep — — the Forcing Rabbit doesn't care." I'm not sure if it was because Ai Mi wanted to beat it up, so the Forcing Rabbit expressed its opinion, or maybe it was just being talkative.
Ai Mi immediately felt the malice from the cylindrical robot and said in alarm: "The first law can't be completely removed. Change it to not harm the master, or stand idly by while the master is harmed. There is no need for this restriction for other people. "
Then Ai Mi set Winnie and Peng TouSi as the fourth and fifth masters. The reason why Winnie was first was not because Winnie's position in Ai Mi's heart had already surpassed Peng TouSi, but because Ai Mi felt Peng TouSi was too strong and did not need the robot's protection.
"Done." Ai Mi placed her hands on her hips and asked proudly after supervising Dr. Yu's modification of the first law: "What weapons does this robot have to attack enemies? Add a gatling gun on each of its shoulders. "
Dr. Yu's eyes were bloodshot. As a personal doctor, Dr. Yu never found Ai Mi so difficult to deal with.
Actually, it was not hard to understand. Ai Mi could not ask the robot to transplant more arms, could she? Her target was the robot, not her own body, so she naturally did not feel bad.
"The gatling gun won't work." Dr. Yu said in a cold sweat, "It will make the Forcing Rabbit lose its balance, and it can't handle the recoil. I can only install anesthetic needles on it, and it will automatically fire under the master's command or when the master is threatened."
"Poisonous anesthetic needles?"
"It's just a normal anesthetic needle. There are three doses based on the opponent's body size. The Forcing Rabbit will instantly adjust the dosage and fire. "
"Tsk." Ai Mi said with disgust, "What kind of robot is a robot that can't kill people? Looks like I can only use it as a punching bag. "
"Beep — — Although my body is cylindrical, my main design function is personal assistant."
"My personal assistant's main function is to take beatings." Ai Mi called the Forcing Rabbit to follow her back to room 101.
"Hurry up! Slow and sluggish! The prop sword hanging in my room is already thirsty! "
"Master No. 1's orders — Beep — — must be followed." The Forcing Rabbit seemed a little reluctant to follow Ai Mi, and it kept saying, "According to the Law of Public Security Administration and Punishment, beating up others may result in detention for more than ten days and less than fifteen days, and a fine of more than five hundred yuan and less than one thousand yuan."
"It's okay, I have money, and I can let 004 and 005 take the blame." Ai Mi said lightly, "And the most important thing is that you're not human at all! You're not even a living creature, so you have neither human rights nor dog rights. I won't feel guilty no matter how I beat you. "
"Beep — — But when Master No. 2 activated me for the first time, he promised me that I would have a bright future."
Ai Mi suddenly had a mischievous look, "You haven't watched the US presidential election, right? They all made all kinds of promises before they came to power, and how many of them did they keep? "
The Forcing Rabbit made another electronic sound, and it seemed to have gone online to look up information related to the presidential election.
After it finished studying, the Forcing Rabbit said, "Beep — — Humans are liars …"
"How dare you scold me!" Ai Mi said angrily, "I'll let Peng TouSi chop you with an axe later!"
The Forcing Rabbit immediately stopped talking, and after a while, it began to send out a string of numbers that Ai Mi could not understand, "01011110110101110011110011111000110 …"
"Don't swear!" Dr. Yu followed from behind, "Don't swear in machine language!"
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