"Katyusha? Are you talking about Shu Sha? "
I was puzzled by Ai Mi's idea of forcing the class leader to wear a maid outfit.
"Xiao Qin clearly doesn't mind wearing a maid outfit, but you don't let her. You have nothing to do with Shu Sha, so why are you forcing her to wear it?"
"Do you even need to ask! It's all your and Peng TouSi's fault! "
Ai Mi poked Peng TouSi's leg muscles with all her might, but it hurt her finger. She angrily put her finger in her mouth and scolded Peng TouSi:
"Why don't you say it hurts!"
"It hurts, but I'm trying my best to hold it in." Peng TouSi did not move. In order to make Ai Mi satisfied, he even added a fake "Aiya!"
Ai Mi's anger was slightly appeased. She narrowed her eyes and recalled: "Last time, I went with the manservant to Big Cow's house for her birthday …"
"Not Big Cow." Xiao Qin kindly reminded, "It's Gong CaiNiu … no, Gong CaiCai classmate …"
"As a maid, you're not allowed to disturb the master! Anyway, when we went to Gong Cow's house to celebrate her birthday … "
Gong CaiCai, who was not present, could only cry when she met Xiao Qin and Ai Mi who loved to give people nicknames.
"That day, Peng TouSi said it was a gathering of young people and he wasn't fit to attend, so he made the manservant my temporary bodyguard. In the end, the manservant didn't protect me well! It caused me to be attacked by Katyusha's gang! So both Peng TouSi and the manservant are responsible! "
Peng TouSi spread his hands and shrugged. I also scratched my head: "Why did Shu Sha attack you that day? If she attacked you, how could I just stand by and do nothing? "
"You already know the answer!" Ai Mi was furious, "As soon as Katyusha saw me, she treated me like a kitten and forced me to rub my face against her! She even said I was a real doll with her accomplices called Big Smart and Little Loud Mouth. They dragged me into the bedroom and forced me to wear Gong Cow's clothes when she was young! I was humiliated in public, but you didn't care! "
Who's Big Smart and Little Loud Mouth! Who is a Gong Niu! If it wasn't for the fact that the class leader thought there was a 'sha' in the name 'Katyusha' and happily accepted it, then she wouldn't have called all four of their names correctly.
But now that you mentioned it, I remembered that there was indeed such a thing. At the time, I thought it would be inappropriate to disturb the class leader's mood. Also, Ai Mi has always had a high and mighty attitude since she was young, so it would be better for her to be "bullied" occasionally. After all, that's how girls of the same age play with each other.
That was in June. It's been two months. I didn't expect you to still hold a grudge! Because the class leader forced you to change clothes, do you plan to force her to change clothes one day and humiliate her?
But how are you going to force her? You definitely can't use brute force. You're definitely not a match for the class leader. If you ordered Peng TouSi to do this for you, Peng TouSi wouldn't agree either …
"Hmph, I have Katyusha's weakness in my hands. One day, I'll make her feel the same humiliation that I did."
Ai Mi swore with a serious face. Her little adult appearance made people want to laugh.
"What do you have on Shu Sha?" I asked suspiciously, "Do you know that her brother is …"
Not good, I almost blurted it out, luckily I stopped in time.
"Her brother? What does her brother have to do with this? I want Katyusha to wear a maid outfit, but I don't want her brother to wear a maid outfit … "Ai Mi shook the leash in her hands," Katyusha's weakness is Obama. I heard from Winnie that Katyusha really likes dogs, but she won't let her get close to any other dogs other than Obama. "
"Woof." Obama barked as if he agreed to his owner's words.
"Hmph, hmph, hmph." Ai Mi made an expression as if she had a bad idea and snorted three times.
"Next time Katyusha wants to get close to Obama and asks to walk the dog … I'll make her wear a maid outfit to walk the dog. Don't even think about touching my dog if she's not wearing a maid outfit. I'll make sure everyone at Qing Zi Academy sees her embarrassing appearance of walking the dog in a maid outfit. "
Holy sh * t! Is this a shameful play? Ai Mi, you really know how to torture people. Your request really puts the class leader in a dilemma. On one hand, she wants the dog's owner's permission to play with Obama, but on the other hand, she's hesitant because of the embarrassing maid outfit. Although no one at Qing Zi Academy knows her and she'll probably be mistaken as one of Ai Mi's real maids — — but there's still a chance someone might take a photo and post it on the internet. Then she'll become famous in 28 Middle, or even the entire city.
"Pfft, pfft," Xiao Qin couldn't hold back her laughter because she imagined the scene of the class leader being teased.
But after she laughed, she was a bit worried that I would get angry. I felt like she was still hoping for the second female character to be unlucky. She glanced at me with a bit of fear and relaxed after she saw I had a smile on my face.
"Beep! Beep! Warning! I'm not a telephone pole! Warning! I'm not a telephone pole! "
The forced rabbit suddenly issued a warning. Everyone turned around and saw that it was Obama propping one of his hind legs on the forced rabbit's body. He was using the cylindrical forced rabbit as a telephone pole and was about to pee on the spot.
"You're not allowed to pee indoors! Otherwise, I'll castrate you! " Ai Mi yelled and tightened the leash, "Also, what if this useless robot leaks electricity and electrocutes you to death? Then I can't force Katyusha to wear a maid outfit! "
Obama rolled his eyes from the tightened leash and could only forcefully hold back the dirty liquid. He returned to his owner's feet and anxiously rubbed Ai Mi's calf, hoping Ai Mi would take him outside.
"Beep — — I'm not useless, and I don't leak electricity — —" Although you couldn't tell from its tone, the forced rabbit said as if it was wronged, "The cylindrical surface of my body is covered with an advanced solar panel. It can collect solar energy for its own use, and the solar panel can release water to prevent collisions …"
"So that's how it is." Ai Mi frowned and thought for a bit, then she lowered her head and instructed Obama: "Then in the future, if you can't find a telephone pole or tree outside, just pee on the forced rabbit!"
I don't know what Obama understood, but he nodded with a stupid expression.
"Beep — — according to the biological principles of the forced rabbit, the dog's mother must also be a dog."
Ai Mi and Peng TouSi did not immediately understand the meaning of the forced rabbit's words, but Xiao Qin couldn't help but laugh. I paused for a bit and understood why Xiao Qin was laughing.
"Isn't it just calling Obama a 'son of a bitch'? It turns out this robot knows how to beat around the bush! "
When I heard my grandmother introduce people to other people, she would mention that in the twelve zodiac animals, dogs and rabbits would always quarrel. I always treated it as superstition, but now I see a pair of non-humans who have a bad relationship with each other because their zodiac doesn't match!
No wonder it's the 'dog bites rabbit' in the zodiac! Obama wanted to pee on the forced rabbit, and the forced rabbit immediately beat around the bush and called Obama a 'son of a bitch'. Are these two fighting for favor? Is it because they're both Ai Mi's non-human followers, so they have to decide who's better?
In any case, I'm not optimistic about the forced rabbit's future. In the end, its main responsibility is to be Ai Mi's punching bag. Since its parts can be replaced at any time, Ai Mi doesn't feel any pain when she hits it.
Because she was worried that Obama would pee in the hallway, Ai Mi took the lead and rushed out of the VIP building while holding Obama's hand. She also told Peng TouSi not to follow and that I would be enough as a bodyguard on campus.
That's right, there aren't many people who can fight in Qing Zi Academy. Besides me and Xiao Qin, it's impossible to let Ai Mi encounter any danger on campus.
So I said goodbye to Peng TouSi, walked out of the VIP building with Xiao Qin, and went for a walk with Ai Mi.
The forced rabbit followed behind us. Because I, the "owner number three", protected it and Xiao Qin also helped it pick up its ears, so it felt safer walking with us.
Although there were a few steps at the entrance of the VIP building, and the forced rabbit couldn't get down with its wheels, but fortunately there was a handicapped passage suitable for wheelchairs, so the forced rabbit went down from there.
Ai Mi walked the dog, and we walked the robot. It was pretty cool, and it had a futuristic feeling.
Obama quickly emptied his bladder in a small garden. He followed Ai Mi with a satisfied expression and wandered aimlessly around the campus.
There were still about 10 days of summer break. Although Qing Zi Academy was a boarding school, and some students still lived in luxurious dorms, they could occasionally be seen walking around. But after all, it couldn't be compared to when school started, and the campus seemed very empty.
After Ai Mi entered Qing Zi Academy as a small American singer, everyone felt it was a novelty at first. Many boys even approached her with evil intentions. But then they found out that Ai Mi's bodyguards were not to be trifled with. If they got within two meters of Ai Mi, they would probably end up like the netizen who measured Guo Jingming's height. So now most students know to stay away from Ai Mi and her group. They can't afford to provoke them.
Not only did they stay away, but when they saw them come out of the VIP building, they didn't even dare to pick up their phone when it rang. Instead, they had to turn around to avoid being mistaken as using their phone to take pictures. (Same logic: When holding a tape measure, please don't get within 2 meters of Guo Jingming, or else your life will be in danger).
Without anyone disturbing us, I followed Ai Mi to a pavilion in a secluded winding path. In front of me was an ancient-style corridor painted red with carved beams and painted pillars. It was beautifully decorated. The pavilion was built around a small pond filled with lotus flowers. The ends and ends of the pavilion were connected to form the character "mouth". It had a bit of the elegance of an ancient poem.
But even if Li Bai and Du Fu were reborn, they would still see Ai Mi throwing pebbles into the pond and yelling at the carp under the lotus flowers. And the forced rabbit was behind us like a trash can, making noises with its wheels on the wooden floor. I'm afraid it wouldn't have the mood to write a poem.
Do I have to write a limerick like "The blonde loli scolds the carp, and the iron bucket monster screams anxiously"?
As I was letting my imagination run wild, I saw the leader of the Five Tiger Punishment Squad, Xing Xing, suddenly appear from behind the boulevard.
He seemed to have seen Ai Mi from afar. When he saw that there were no bodyguards around, but there was someone he recognized as his big brother, he hurriedly followed.
At this time, Xing Xing was wearing a Qing Zi Academy uniform and was sweating profusely. He waved the autograph in his hand as he ran.
"Miss Ai Mi! Miss Ai Mi! I'm your fan! And I'm also brother Ye Lin's lackey! Since we have this relationship, make an exception and give me an autograph! "
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