Stop joking around! Who would put their hand under their own sister's skirt! Ai Mi, it's useless even if you seduce me!
Also, you didn't come early or late, you chose to come when Xiao Qin was lying under the coffee table, you're also an NTR enthusiast! Do you think it would give you a sense of victory if I betrayed Xiao Qin who was right next to you?
Even if Xiao Qin wasn't next to me, I still felt that something would happen if I let Ai Mi sit on my lap for too long. So I held onto Ai Mi's slender waist with both hands and wanted to lift her off my lap.
"You're not even willing to be a human meat chair for me, what kind of brother are you!"
Ai Mi shouted as she fought back. Her ponytails hit my nose as she swung her head. It was sore and painful.
But I was not afraid of danger and finally lifted Ai Mi into the air with my arms. I also stood up, held Ai Mi's waist and slowly let her feet step onto the carpet.
Ai Mi's resistance was futile and she revealed a doll that could be moved by anyone, but her face was filled with dissatisfaction towards me.
Right when Ai Mi's feet were about to touch the ground, she rolled her eyes and suddenly stomped her feet. Using the rebound force, she leaned back and used her hips as the vanguard. She tried to knock me down on the sofa and use me as a human meat chair again.
Are you kidding me! Even if I have a viral heart disease, my strength is still N times greater than yours! How could I be knocked down by you!
So I only used a little bit of strength in my arms and bent forward to completely neutralize Ai Mi's backward momentum. In the end, I maintained this position and was successful in not being knocked down by Ai Mi.
But … but objectively speaking, the posture between us brother and sister is very indecent!
I held onto Ai Mi's waist tightly with both hands from behind. Ai Mi and I both bent forward and our waists and hips were tightly pressed together through the thin layer of clothing … This is a standard position that appears in many adult films and H manga!
Also, at this time, Xiao Qin picked up a forced rabbit's ear from under the coffee table! She was about to hand the ear to me when she saw Ai Mi and I in an indecent position.
"What are you looking at?" Not only was Ai Mi not embarrassed, she even said to Xiao Qin confidently, "My brother and I are making out beside you. We've done it many times before, it's just that you found out this time. What can you do?"
I quickly shook my head at Xiao Qin and told her not to believe Ai Mi's words, even though my posture was not convincing.
"Ye Lin classmate would never do that to his sister." Xiao Qin smiled confidently, "Ai Mi, are you being naughty again? If you lie, you'll get your nose scraped as punishment! "
He held the robot's ear in one hand and pretended to scratch Ai Mi's nose with the other.
"Don't you dare!" Amy shouted, "If you dare touch my nose, I will let Peng TouSi tear you in half! No, tear it into four halves! "
I felt that Ai Mi's arrogance needed to be dealt with, so I signaled Xiao Qin to really scratch Ai Mi's nose. At the same time, I hugged my sister tightly in my arms so she wouldn't have a chance to escape.
Xiao Qin was a bit hesitant, but under my encouraging gaze, she finally extended her index finger with a smile and bent it into a hook shape, getting closer and closer to Ai Mi's nose.
"You, you guys are ganging up to bully me." Ai Mi looked at my chin in disbelief, "Damn manservant. I order you to let me go. "
My smile was probably the same as Xiao Qin's. I smiled at Ai Mi and said: "You went to lift Xiao Qin's skirt and did something so outrageous. Now it's just a scratch on your nose, it's a very light punishment …"
"Forcing rabbit." Seeing that I didn't support her, Ai Mi angrily shouted at her robot assistant, "The master is in danger, stop playing dead. Hurry up and restart it. "
The forcing rabbit, which was in a dormant state, was immediately awakened by Ai Mi's scream. Although its base hadn't returned to its wheel form, the LED lights in its eyes lit up first.
"Beep — — The forcing rabbit is performing self-examination. The previous attack caused 5% damage to the forcing rabbit …"
"Self-examination my ass." Ai Mi shouted, "If you don't come and save me, I'll make you take 500% damage."
"Beep — — because the forcing rabbit isn't a living creature, it doesn't have a sister. I can't perform self-examination on my sister, and the 500% damage is beyond my understanding …"
Ai Mi pointed at Xiao Qin, "Stop talking nonsense. Use the anesthetic needle to shoot her. She wants to hurt me. Quickly shoot her in the face. "
"Beep — — the anesthetic needle can't be aimed at the face …"
"Then aim at her stomach. It doesn't matter where. Just hurry up and shoot. "This time it was Ai Mi's turn to be enraged by Dr. Yu's invention.
Forcing Rabbit raised one of its clamping arms and announced in a serious manner, "Please stop threatening my Master No. 1. Otherwise, I will shoot an anesthetic needle at you. Beep! Dr. Yu has installed the software for me to shoot the anesthetic needle. As long as you give me the anesthetic needle, I will be able to shoot you …"
So you don't even have anesthetic needles. It's like a person who has learned how to shoot for three years, but doesn't have a gun in his hand, holding a broom and saying to a polar bear: "Stop! I'm an excellent student at the firearms training center. As long as you give me a gun … "
You'll be directly contributing to the ecological balance. Not only did the polar bear get lunch, but it also got a broom.
The forcing rabbit's useless threat made Xiao Qin laugh. Before Ai Mi could react, Xiao Qin quickly scratched the bridge of Ai Mi's nose and ran away with a giggle.
"You …!!" When Ai Mi wanted to kick Xiao Qin again, Xiao Qin had already moved a safe distance away.
"My brother is a big liar." Ai Mi's nose was slightly red from the scratching. She shouted with grievance, "He said he loved me, but he bullied me with his girlfriend. I don't want to see you for an hour. "
"Beep — —" The forcing rabbit explained heartlessly, "An hour is 60 minutes, or 3600 seconds."
"You get lost too." Ai Mi glared at the forcing rabbit angrily, "How dare you sit back and watch your master get hurt. I'm going to fire you. I'm going to cripple you. "
"Yes." The forcing rabbit responded in a flat tone. Then, it turned into a wheel and happily rolled towards the door of room 101.
"I didn't tell you to roll with wheels." Ai Mi shouted from behind, "I told you to roll horizontally."
"Sorry — beep — — because the antenna is damaged, the master's command could not be received. Please forgive me …"
"Forgive my ass. It's not like your ears are real, how would a broken one affect the sound reception system? See if I don't … "
The forcing rabbit hurriedly ran away before Ai Mi broke free from my embrace, picked up the prop sword and chased after it. It was Xiao Qin who kindly opened the door to room 101 for it.
I felt like I should go find Dr. Yu for a checkup, so I took half of the forcing rabbit's ear from Xiao Qin. Then, I followed the forcing rabbit to the infirmary where Dr. Yu was.
Xiao Qin was left behind to discuss the make-up exam with Ai Mi. Since Ai Mi said she didn't want to see me for an hour, I'll let Xiao Qin accompany her for this hour.
"Don't worry, as long as you tell Ai Mi that your uncle will give Ai Mi a green light, then she won't cause trouble for you."
I whispered to Xiao Qin before I left and promised I would be back soon.
"Don't worry, I'll take good care of your sister." Xiao Qin nodded, "I'll definitely work hard to make you like me, and I'll also work hard to make your sister like me."
I left the topic of how to get along with the two girls and spent half an hour in Dr. Yu's infirmary for a routine checkup.
Dr. Yu had an unlit cigarette in his mouth and frowned: "Why aren't you dead?"
"Huh? What kind of doctor are you? "I said angrily," How can you curse a patient to die? "
"No, I just find it strange." "Looking at the test results, the toxins in your blood circulation have not been metabolized at all compared to before. However, the toxins did not destroy your heart muscle either. It only caused you to experience tachycardia from time to time. I've never seen such a boring biological toxin."
"I don't care if it's boring or not." I asked, "Can my illness be cured? Since you have time to make a robot, is it because I'm definitely going to die and you've already given up on treating me? "
"Who said that!" Dr. Yu immediately became serious, "I swear on my honor and my senior brother's that we will not give up on treatment! The reason I have time to make B-2 is because of a breakthrough in your treatment! "
I was overjoyed: "What breakthrough?"
Dr. Yu touched his chin that was now unshaven and said mysteriously: "According to my senior brother's research, the toxins in your body can probably be eliminated by drinking!"
What? Is this for real? Conan initially thought that as long as he drank, he could turn himself back into Kudo Shinichi! Didn't it all come to nothing in the end?
"You don't seem to believe me? Are you doubting my and my senior brother's professionalism? " Dr. Yu said proudly, "It's dangerous to casually use medication for your condition, but according to computer simulations, excessive drinking is probably the best treatment!"
"Wait, excessive drinking?" I couldn't help but frown. "What if I don't die of viral heart disease but of alcohol poisoning?"
"Actually, you don't have to worry about that," Dr. Yu said. "We haven't decided on which alcohol to start the experiment with …"
"Experiment? What do you mean you haven't decided on which alcohol to start the experiment with? "
"It's literally what it means." Dr. Yu pushed his Google Multimedia Glasses up. "Because there are many differences in the composition of different alcohol, we haven't found the safest one for you. However, if you're in a hurry, you can use alcohol with high alcohol content for clinical trials, such as Erguotou or vodka …"
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