"Crack", a plate was smashed by my dad in the kitchen.
I'm not sure if it was intentional or unintentional, but if it was intentional, then my dad really covered for his son.
Auntie Ren, who was about to say something after separating us, was immediately distracted.
"Wow! You want to get paid for this little work? That was a plate given to me by the locals when I was filming in the Taklamakan Desert! "
While Auntie Ren was yelling at my dad in the kitchen, Xiao Qin grabbed one of my hands and hurriedly pulled me into her bedroom and locked the door.
"Phew." Xiao Qin patted her chest and let out a long sigh, "Now you don't have to be scolded by your mom …"
Auntie Ren may have shifted her anger onto my dad. She scolded him for a colorful plate. It's more likely that my dad purposely smashed the plate, so he also apologized with a smile.
"Mom is so unreasonable …" Xiao Qin frowned as she listened through the door, "Do I also have times when I'm this unreasonable …"
Xiao Qin's back was facing me and she pressed her ear against the door to listen to the movements outside. I was paying attention to whether or not Xiao Qin turned around while I pulled my pants down to my knees.
Don't misunderstand, I'm not going to sneak attack Xiao Qin from behind and press her against the door. I have a good reason to take off my pants.
That's because if I don't take off my pants, I will stain my pants as well! If that happens, I won't be able to see anyone!
Xiao Qin, who was listening through the door, suddenly sniffed, "Huh? There's a strange smell in the room … "
Stop sniffing! I beg you, stop sniffing! You're smelling the smell of life that has nowhere to be stored! I've already tainted your bedroom!
Xiao Qin wanted to turn around in astonishment, but I hurriedly stopped her with my pants down halfway: "Xiao Qin, don't turn around! I'm not wearing pants! "
Xiao Qin was abruptly stopped in her tracks. She clasped her hands together and asked: "Ye Lin classmate, why are you taking off your pants in my room?"
"Because, because my situation is very bad! I … I accidentally wet my underwear just now. You've taken a physiology class before, so you should know that men will sometimes do this involuntarily when they're stimulated … "
Although I was embarrassed, I could only vaguely admit the truth.
Xiao Qin's face turned red and her shoulders stiffened. She tried her best to control herself from turning around to face me.
"Because, because I planned to have a child with Ye Lin classmate, I listened very carefully in health class. Also, also, I read H manga online, so I have a rough idea of what happened to Ye Lin classmate …"
She covered her face as she spoke, as if she was ashamed of her impure heart.
It was the first time I was glad that Xiao Qin was not as ignorant as Gong CaiCai. Otherwise, if I had to explain everything from the beginning, it would be too shameful.
"It's still a familiar smell …" Xiao Qin suddenly said with her back facing me.
Hey! This kind of speech was too strange! Familiar with this scent. Are you the female lead of an H manga?
"Now that I think about it, I also smelled this smell in Ye Lin classmate's room, but it was quite faint. I didn't know what it was at the time, so …"
So what you smelled before was also mine! I'm so sorry! I can't believe I let a young girl smell this dirty stuff! But I clearly flushed all the toilet paper that I used to rub myself with down the drain! Why is there still a smell! Xiao Qin, it's because your nose is too sensitive!
"Ye Lin classmate." Xiao Qin said after thinking for a bit, "I won't turn around to peek. Take off your wet underwear and leave it for me to wash, then I'll return it to you. It's also a responsibility as a childhood friend …"
There's no way I'll let a childhood friend wash my underwear that's stained with this stuff! It's already too much to spread the smell into a childhood friend's room!
"Xiao Qin, I'll put it in a plastic bag and take it home to wash myself … Give me a plastic bag if you have one, also …"
I was embarrassed for a while before I squeezed out the second half of the sentence: "You better find me a pair of underwear that I can wear, or else I'll be exposed if I only wear underwear."
As for why it's still easy to be exposed even if you're only wearing underwear, I won't explain it to all men.
Xiao Qin replied with an "oh" and walked backwards to the closet with her back facing me. She opened the door and asked: "Will my underwear be okay?"
"How can your underwear be okay!" I said in a hurry, "Who wants to wear a girl's underwear!"
Xiao Qin said worriedly: "But we don't have men's underwear at home …"
That's true, Auntie Ren and Xiao Qin are dependent on each other, so there's no reason to keep men's clothes at home.
I suddenly had a bright idea: "Oh right! You should have my underwear! Once, you came to my house in the heavy rain, and all your clothes were wet. I lent my sixth-grade clothes to you. After you wore them, you never returned them to me. That small pair of underwear should still be in your hands, right? It's perfect for me to wear right now! "
"I'm sorry." Xiao Qin mumbled, "I left that underwear with my other underwear and it was stolen by the panty thief …"
Young master Xu, you idiot! You can't even tell the difference between a man's underwear and a woman's underwear! Because this pair of underwear is relatively small, and it was hung together with other women's underwear, so it was stolen by you too?!
If I recall carefully, it's because it's an elementary school underwear, so there's no clear distinction between male and female. Could it be that when I was fighting with young master Xu in the alleyway, she accidentally wore a man's underwear on her head!
And it was my own fucking underwear! Although it was worn by Xiao Qin, when I think about my underwear on my head, or if it was worn by young master Xu, I can't help but shiver.
"No matter what, take off the wet underwear first, I promise I won't look back."
Xiao Qin paused for a bit and said: "I heard from Winnie that it … it seems like it will solidify, so it won't be easy to take it off if I don't take it off …"
Winnie, don't teach her these unhealthy things. You AV master! It's your forgetful brain that's solidifying!
But Xiao Qin's suggestion made sense. I hardened my heart and took off my underwear, then I also took off my underwear.
Correction, it's not very clean since it's stained with some evil liquid. But there's nothing wrong with being nimble. I quickly cleaned it with a tissue from my desk and then stuffed the underwear into the plastic bag Xiao Qin gave me.
Then, I shamelessly acted like a true exhibitionist. I wore clothes on my upper body, but my lower body was naked. I waited for Xiao Qin to find a pair of usable underwear for me to wear.
I thought about putting the underwear back on, but it would take more effort to put it back on, and it wouldn't be worth it if I also got the underwear wet.
I could use Xiao Qin's bedding like pillows, sheets, or blankets to cover myself, but I felt sorry for her if I dirtied her personal items.
The sunlight shone through the curtains and shone on my exposed body. I don't know why, but I could sense an indescribable Spartan scent from the sunlight and my golden skin.
I don't care how many excuses I have, but in short, I openly exposed my lower body in my childhood sweetheart's boudoir. After dinner, the setting sun cast an evil shadow above Xiao Qin's waist.
Xiao Qin also realized I already did it after hearing the sound. She paused for a bit while rummaging through her wardrobe, but she quickly encouraged herself with "it's not like I haven't seen it before" and began to focus on finding a pair of underwear for me.
"This is the only one left!" Xiao Qin finally found a pair of sports spandex that was commonly seen in gyms.
"This is a gift from one of my mom's friends. Since she already had a lot, she gave it to her mom. My mom thought I might be able to wear it, so she gave it to me, but it was a bit too big for me …"
"This pair of spandex is very elastic, Ye Lin classmate should be able to wear it! Other than this, there aren't any other underwear that Ye Lin classmate can wear! "
I caught the spandex that Xiao Qin threw at me with her back facing me. When I was still hesitating whether or not to wear it, there was a knock on the door.
Auntie Ren was outside, she knocked on the door and said: "What are you guys doing? Why did you lock the door! Hurry up and come out! "
The situation was urgent, so I had no choice but to put on the female spandex at the speed of the Flash. Then, I quickly put on the outer pants and stuffed the plastic bag with the wet underwear and toilet paper into the pocket of the outer pants.
"I'm OK." I whispered to Xiao Qin from behind. Xiao Qin nodded and opened the door, allowing half of Auntie Ren's body to enter.
"Achoo!" When Auntie Ren came in, Xiao Qin purposely sneezed. I'm not sure if it was to distract Auntie Ren so she wouldn't notice the strange smell in the room.
Fortunately, Auntie Ren just came back from the kitchen, so her sense of smell wasn't as sensitive as Xiao Qin's. She didn't notice the different smell in the room, but she suspiciously looked at me with a smile.
"Ye Lin, what are you doing? Why do I feel like you just put on your pants? "
"How, how could that be!" I said nervously, "Auntie Ren, I just tightened my belt …"
By the way, even though this pair of female spandex wasn't small, it definitely wasn't designed for men. It's making my male organs hurt!
But I have to endure it in front of Auntie Ren! She knocked on her daughter's door and found out that her daughter's boyfriend had just put on his pants, so she was already suspicious!
Thus, I sat restlessly for another half an hour under Auntie Ren's suspicious gaze. Then, I went home with my dad as if I had been granted amnesty.
When I went through the security check, I felt like I was a pervert because I was wearing a pair of women's spandex. Fortunately, I had already thrown the plastic bag in my pocket into the trash — — I can't wear the underwear even if it's washed. I feel like it has left a shadow in my heart.
The next day was Monday, which was the routine checkup set by Dr. Yu. I just happened to hear that Auntie Ren went to the set early to catch up on the progress. On the other hand, Ai Mi was able to rest today because she didn't have many martial arts scenes. She was bored at the VIP building and wanted me to go see her.
I thought Xiao Qin would be bored at home, so I called Xiao Qin and asked if she wanted to come with me to the VIP building to see Ai Mi.
Xiao Qin's attitude towards Ai Mi has been very good ever since she found out Ai Mi was my sister. Also, she heard that we can still pretend to be a couple in front of Ai Mi or Winnie, so she was happy to go with me.
What no one expected was that when Xiao Qin and I entered room 101, Ai Mi was beating up a round robot. It was said to be Dr. Yu's latest creation, the B-2 model.
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