The thought of showing Xiao Qin the will flashed through my mind, but I quickly dispelled it.
Regardless of how mushy and shameful this will was, just the fact that I had an unusual relationship with Xiao Qin's parents should be kept a secret from Xiao Qin for the time being.
But I couldn't ignore Xiao Qin's depression. Even if I had to use extreme methods, I had to make Xiao Qin lively again.
So I lightly hit Xiao Qin's head.
No, rather than hit, it would be more accurate to say that I placed my right fist on top of Xiao Qin's head and lightly pressed down. It made Xiao Qin involuntarily lower her head. The entire action was very comical, like I was playing with a cat.
Xiao Qin didn't understand, "Huh? What are you doing? "
I didn't answer Xiao Qin's question. I continued to extend my hand and pressed down on Xiao Qin's head again. Xiao Qin's action of being forced to lower her head looked quite cute.
"Why are you playing with my head?" Xiao Qin, who was lying on the bed, blinked her eyes with a bit of grievance and innocence. She still didn't understand what I meant.
I pressed down on Xiao Qin's head for the third time. It was as if I was using her as a toy that could be pressed down on.
Xiao Qin didn't resist at first and let me press her head back and forth. Previously, when we were talking about Liu Ruoying's' I Love You So Much ', she said that she should congratulate me as a childhood friend for finding a better girlfriend. It was a serious and sad topic, but because I was playing with Xiao Qin like a cat, it became not serious or sad at all.
"Is my head that fun? Why … "Xiao Qin didn't finish her sentence before I pressed her head again. She gradually revealed an expression of protest like a cat being repeatedly played with.
"Of course it's fun." I said, "It's as fun as you used to poke me with your finger and ruler."
Xiao Qin, who was still pressed down every few seconds, gradually puffed up her cheeks.
Seeing this scene, I couldn't help but recite a nursery rhyme I heard when I was a child:
"Toad, toad, toad is angry, angry until August 15, killing a pig on August 15, angry toad cries …"
"I, I'm not a toad." Xiao Qin finally couldn't hold it in anymore.
"That's not necessarily true." I smirked, "Even mentally ill people say they're not mentally ill."
Xiao Qin frowned: "Ye Lin classmate actually called me a toad?! Even if I can't compare to a swan like the class leader, it's too much to call me a toad. "
I originally wanted to say: You're all swans, I'm the toad that wants to eat swan meat. But if I thought about it carefully, it was unnecessary to say that in order to stimulate the depressed Xiao Qin, so I continued to press down on her head.
"Haha, I don't know what animal I'm playing with, but she's a little dumb and I want to be bullied. Actually, I have to be good at observing and finding bright spots. also, I's a of Qin is. I of.
"Xiao Qin's a and. of.. of. of. You're playing with me like a toad, it's too much! "
I felt like I was playing with a cat, but as long as Xiao Qin can recover her spirit, it doesn't matter how she understands.
"I don't know if she's a toad or not, but if you're unhappy, why don't you hit me … Shouldn't childhood friends have no inhibitions and play around?"
After my reminder, Xiao Qin probably realized that my current actions were very similar to the boys in class who would purposely hit a girl to get chased and beaten up.
She was still hesitating whether or not it would trigger the trauma of being beaten up by the Little Tyrant. At this time, I once again recited the nursery rhyme:
"Toad, toad, toad …"
"Ye Lin classmate, you're bullying me! I don't have anything that's green on me! I'm not a toad princess! "
Who said you're a toad princess! Can you even hear the word 'toad' as' princess'! Could it be that you're the "Princess Toad" in the fairy tale of the "Frog Prince," who can turn back into a princess as long as you get a kiss from the prince?
While expressing her protest, Xiao Qin swung her fists at me without any pattern.
It was a punch that didn't contain any martial arts training. I easily dodged it as I sat on the chair.
I stood up from the chair and ran to the door to escape. At the same time, I provoked Xiao Qin:
"If you have the ability, then jump over and chase after me!"
Xiao Qin pouted and said with dissatisfaction: "If I hop over and chase you, then I'm a toad!"
I pointed at Xiao Qin's bed: "Even if you don't hop over and chase me, you're still a toad!"
"I'm not a toad!"
In order to prove this point, Xiao Qin jumped off the bed. Because Auntie Ren's house usually has carpets on the floor, everyone doesn't wear slippers. Xiao Qin only wore cotton socks and stepped directly on the carpet.
At this time, I noticed that although Xiao Qin's socks were candy colored and not green, there was an almost invisible cartoon frog printed near the top of the sock!
"You're still saying it's not a toad?" I mocked, "You even printed your own picture on your socks!"
Xiao Qin also noticed that the socks on her feet weren't good for her, but she still argued: "It's not a toad! It's a frog taro! "
I pretended to be surprised: "Ah? And it's a Japanese toad? It couldn't find a clean pond after the Fukushima accident, so it came to China to seek refuge? "
"I already said it's not a toad, it's a frog taro …"
"Although it used to be a frog, it became a toad after being exposed to nuclear radiation, right?"
It was as if Xiao Qin was enlightened and a (⊙ o ⊙) expression appeared on her face.
"So a toad is formed after a frog was exposed to radiation …"
You actually believed my random nonsense! There were toads tens of thousands of years ago, but there were no nuclear power plants tens of thousands of years ago! Xiao Qin, what did you learn in biology class! The biology teacher was crying!
Thus I didn't know whether to laugh or cry: "The Song Dynasty had the phrase 'a toad wants to eat swan meat', but how could there be nuclear power plants in the Song Dynasty!"
Xiao Qin was still in a daze, "It might not be radiation, maybe that frog was exposed to a Song Dynasty microwave …"
Did you invent a Song Dynasty microwave when you traveled back in time! With your pitiful science grades, even if you made something that looked similar, it would explode with a flick of the switch!
"Someone tried to assassinate him! The commoner who presented the treasure blew up the emperor! "
The palace was in chaos. Taking advantage of the chaos, Xiao Qin, who was dressed like a commoner, jumped over the wall and escaped.
"Damn it! It clearly looked similar, how could it explode! I finally used the method Ye Lin classmate taught me to use potatoes to generate electricity and start the machine … "
Hey, even if you traveled back in time to the Song Dynasty, don't say something that doesn't make sense! I did mention to you that you could use the acid environment in the potatoes to use copper and zinc as the positive and negative electrodes. Each potato could produce around 0.5 volts and 0.2 milliamperes of current … But don't even think about using that amount of electricity to start the microwave!
In the end, it only looks like a microwave, but it's actually a bomb! What happened between you and the Song Dynasty emperor, why did you travel back in time to assassinate him!
After spending 10 seconds to replay the scene in my head, I smiled at Xiao Qin: "I can't believe you thought the Song Dynasty had a microwave, but it turns out you're not only a toad, but a stupid toad!"
I ignored Xiao Qin's dissatisfied expression and reached out to press her head again while saying: "Toad, toad …"
"Ye Lin classmate is too much! I can't stand it! "Xiao Qin said angrily," Look at my iron fist! "
Then she chased after me, which was exactly what I wanted. I immediately opened the door and escaped into the living room. I even made a face at Xiao Qin before I left.
Xiao Qin could no longer maintain her non-existent ladylike demeanor in front of our parents and chased after me into the living room.
"Come back! Don't run! Let me hit you! "
Xiao Qin seemed angry on the surface, but her voice carried a bit of joy as she chased after me.
There was a sofa in front of me, so I wanted to test my control over my viral heart disease. I held onto the back of the sofa and easily jumped over it like I was jumping over a saddle horse. When I landed, I used Yin Yang Sanshou and only made a small sound.
Xiao Qin copied me and also jumped over the sofa and chased after me.
After I jumped over the sofa, I turned around and ran towards Xiao Qin's bedroom. Xiao Qin tried to stop me, but I only made a feint and ran around the living room again.
"I'm not stupid! I'm not a toad either! Hurry up and apologize! "
I'm not sure if it had anything to do with Auntie Ren's presence, but Xiao Qin's tone became a bit more forceful.
"As for apologizing, wait till you catch up to me!"
My dad was washing dishes in the kitchen while Auntie Ren monitored from the side. She would occasionally nitpick about my dad's work. At this time, they saw Xiao Qin chasing after me, but it was clearly childish and they didn't take it seriously. They only looked at each other and smiled, thinking kids are still childish.
After jumping over the sofa three times and the coffee table four times, I felt like I shouldn't test the limits of my heart anymore. If I acted up in front of so many people, I wouldn't be able to hide it anymore.
In addition, Xiao Qin's stamina was also used up faster than expected. Maybe it was related to her period coming soon.
Thus I purposely slowed down at the corner and let Xiao Qin catch up to me.
She was originally shouting that she was going to hit me, but she hesitated when she saw that she was about to catch up. She clenched her fists and didn't know whether to raise them or put them down.
My feet were still moving forward due to inertia. I turned around to face her right before she was about to bump into me, and took the opportunity to hug her in my arms.
It was a hug that didn't contain any lust, it was mainly a hug to express comfort. I didn't think it was a big deal even if my dad and Auntie Ren saw it.
"I'm sorry."
I apologized to Xiao Qin for the toad incident, but it wasn't just an apology.
A hug and an 'I'm sorry' wasn't enough to make up for the grievances Xiao Qin suffered, but I will continue to make it up to her.
Xiao Qin suddenly went from chasing me to being hugged in my embrace. She couldn't adjust her state of mind and was stunned with a flushed face.
What's more, our parents were watching from not far away.
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