Xiao Qin and I were both wearing Qing Zi Academy's uniform when we walked through the gate. It looked like a couple's outfit from afar.
Actually, I've been brought into Qing Zi Academy many times by Ai Mi and Peng TouSi. Since I had such a unique appearance, the security guards already remembered me and I could enter without this uniform.
Xiao Qin was even more so, the security captain had seen Xiao Qin with the chairman of the corporation, Ren Hongde. He knew Xiao Qin was Ren Hongde's niece, so why would he stop her?
It's also because Xiao Qin has androphobia and doesn't dare to talk to the young security guards. That's why she always climbs over the wall and acts like she's on a secret mission.
Today, I brought Xiao Qin through the main entrance in my school uniform in order to avoid any trouble caused by the security guards who don't know who we are meeting on campus and questioning Xiao Qin.
"Stare (⊙ _ ⊙) …" Xiao Qin curiously stared at my pants when there was no one around.
"What are you looking at? Do you think I'm still wearing your tight spandex? "I said angrily," I took it off as soon as I got home. It's so strangling. "
"But my mom's friend said it's good for sports if it sticks to the skin …"
"That's because your mom's friend is a woman. I'll wash the spandex and return it to you. If you don't mind, you can wear it when you grow up. "
Xiao Qin shyly lowered her head and whispered: "If that's the case, then could it be that you like a fuller butt …"
I'm talking about your body growing up. I'm not talking about a specific part.
But I was also happy to see that Xiao Qin gradually returned to her normal state. Although she wasn't as full of dirty jokes as she was before, she still reached a certain level.
004 and 005, who were standing guard in front of the VIP building, subconsciously covered their balls when they saw Xiao Qin. Xiao Qin awkwardly smiled and pretended she didn't see their reactions.
After we met up with Peng TouSi and knew Ai Mi had already woken up, Xiao Qin and I arrived outside room 101 and heard an electronically synthesized robot voice.
"Attacked!" "Core processor has been locked." "Identity identification system has been backed up."
"The attacker is Master No. 1. Entering defensive and non-counterattack mode."
"Warning! Warning! The WiFi antenna is damaged! "
"If you continue to attack me, I won't be able to provide WiFi service anymore!"
"What are you blabbering about? Damn robot! " Amy yelled, "If you can't even fire a laser cannon, who needs a robot servant like you?"
I opened the door to Room 101 and was greeted with a hilarious scene.
Ai Mi was wearing a casual short skirt and sandals. She was holding a prop sword (a bit like Frostmourne from World of Warcraft) and attacking the robot in front of her with all her might. Her ponytails swayed back and forth as she attacked, like a cool summer breeze.
The robot in front of her was said to be made by Dr. Yu, and it looked ridiculous.
It looked like a knockoff of Google's Android robot icon, but it also looked like a knockoff of R2-D2 from Star Wars! The cute robot named R2-D2 was created in the real world after some slight modifications by Dr. Yu!
The robot's head was the same shape as the Android icon. Two antennas extended from the top of its head to send and receive signals. Its body was like a trash can like R2-D2. Its hands were retractable clamps, but it could only swing back and forth. It didn't have legs and only relied on three wheels that could rotate at will to move.
The semi-circular head was equipped with two camera-like eyes. It didn't have a nose, and below it was a narrow speaker that acted as a mouth.
In short, the robot's expression was insane! No matter when I looked at it, it would always have a ⊙ ⊙ expression!
I heard the model is B-2? Does it have the same origin as R2-D2? Or is it because its expression is too retarded, so it was shortened to B-2!
"Master, master, please don't hit me anymore." Every time the cylindrical B-2 was pushed back by Ai Mi's sword, it would roll its wheels again and drive back in front of Ai Mi, so she could continue hitting it.
"Master, my WiFi antenna has been damaged. According to the information I found on Google, modern humans will be exhausted if they leave the WiFi signal for 10 minutes — — please don't joke around with your life."
Don't simply believe the comments on the internet! You're talking about super otakus if they die if they leave the WiFi signal for 10 minutes!
"Beep — — Scanned Master No. 3." The robot without a neck turned its head towards me abnormally smoothly, "According to the information, Master No. 3 is a robot fanatic, he should help B-2 out of its predicament …"
As it spoke, it moved in an extremely stupid trajectory and swayed towards me. Ai Mi chased after it with Frostmourne.
Who's a robot fanatic! I'm controlling a mighty robot like Brother Optimus Prime, not a stupid, moving trash can like you!
"Master No. 3, please help me." B-2 continued to speak in a flat electronic voice, "I will repay you with WiFi signal and girls' underwear."
"Bastard! Who told you I like girls' underwear! Is it Obama! "
I didn't know whether to laugh or cry as I grabbed the two ears on top of B-2's head — — the receiving antenna and transmitting antenna, one of which was already crooked — — to prevent it from jumping into my arms.
"Obama — — beep — — the first African American president in American history, his term will end at the end of 2016, his mantra is' change '— — beep — — Google search engine blocked, temporarily switched to another search engine — — Obama's mantra is' change ', his true identity is an underground member of the Chinese Communist Party, his Chinese name is' Ao Guanhai '. With the noble goal of saving the American people, he infiltrated the enemy's ranks and vowed to completely change the evil America …"
"Although there were many difficulties, Ao Guanhai was brave and talented. When he was in elementary school in Yan 'an, his chakra had already far exceeded the ordinary young pioneers around him. His communist energy was firm and powerful, and he was called' Black Eyes Triple Speed '. At the age of 16, he became a great urban management officer as he wished …" Luo Guanhai
Enough! What you're searching for is what everyone writes on Tieba and forums! It's no different from the top ten mythical beasts on Baidu!
Dr. Yu, is this how you improve the robot's intelligence? It seems to have the ability to go online to learn, but it can't distinguish between real and fake. It already thinks the president of the United States is an undercover agent, and humans will die if they leave WiFi for 10 minutes!
Also, I heard it call Ai Mi 'Master No. 1', and Ai Mi said it was a 'trash servant'. Did Dr. Yu make this robot to be Ai Mi's follower?
Congratulations! Ai Mi now has a second non-human follower besides Obama! Also, its 2B expression isn't inferior to Obama's. The difference is that Obama's 2B expression changes frequently, but B-2's 2B expression is just like its name, eternal and unchanging!
As if Ai Mi only noticed Xiao Qin standing behind me at this time. She raised the prop sword in her hand, pointed the tip at Xiao Qin, and said with a vigilant expression:
"What are you doing here! Who told you to pester the manservant! You're not welcome here! "
Xiao Qin didn't know how to respond. I pushed B-2 to the side and put my arm around Xiao Qin's shoulder. I pretended to be intimate with Xiao Qin and sat on the sofa in the living room.
"Don't be so mean to your brother's girlfriend." I said while crossing my legs, "How about you call her 'sis Xiao Qin' from now on!"
"Who's going to call her sis!" Ai Mi raised the prop sword in disbelief and acted like she was going to swing it down and force Xiao Qin and me to sit further away, but she suddenly remembered something halfway and frowned:
"Didn't you say you're going to continue being my manservant in front of outsiders? How can you call yourself the brother in front of B-2? "
Since Ai Mi was an American, I thought it would be nice to pronounce B-2 as' forced rabbit '. Since China's first lunar rover could be named' Jade Rabbit ', then it would be reasonable for an idiotic cylindrical robot to be called a' forced rabbit '. I decided to call B-2 that way from now on.
Xiao Qin was a bit unnatural in front of Ai Mi, so she didn't say much. I grabbed a handful of pistachios from the dried fruit plate on the coffee table and gave them to Xiao Qin for her to eat.
Then I teased Ai Mi, who had an increasingly dissatisfied expression: "The forced rabbit said you're its owner, how are you an outsider?"
Ai Mi's stamina wasn't good enough, so she put down the prop sword after a while and used it as a crutch to support herself on the carpet.
"Hmph!" Ai Mi turned her face towards the window when she saw Xiao Qin and I acting sweet in front of her. The glaring sunlight made her very dissatisfied and she wanted to use the sword in her hand to poke the sun down.
I knew Ai Mi's skin was extremely sensitive to ultraviolet rays, so I immediately stood up and closed the curtains so the sunlight couldn't directly harm my sister's skin.
After I finished closing the curtains, I noticed Ai Mi's gaze had softened a bit. Although her big blue eyes were still flashing with anger and resentment, at least she didn't continue to throw a tantrum at Xiao Qin and answered my previous question:
"The forced rabbit was created by Dr. Yu, so of course it can be used as a spy for him! How can we completely trust a robot! "
That made some sense. Some things shouldn't be said in front of the forced rabbit, but Dr. Yu already knew about my sibling relationship with Ai Mi, so there was no need to hide it.
"Right, the forced rabbit said you're the first owner and I'm the third owner, then who's the second owner?"
Ai Mi pointed the tip of her sword on the carpet and replied unhappily: "The second owner is obviously Dr. Yu himself!"
"Huh? As the creator, he gave you the first owner? "I expressed my surprise.
"What's there to be surprised about!" Ai Mi threw Frostmourne to the ground in disdain. "Of course, Dr. Yu wanted to be the first master at first. Later, I said that I would sponsor him some research funds, and he immediately gave up the position of the first master …"
How shameless! So Dr. Yu said earlier that he would work for anyone who supported him in transforming humanity, and he could betray Ai ShuQiao at any time as long as they gave him enough money, was that true?
Surprisingly, the creation of the forced rabbit was related to the school doctor, Chen YingRan.
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