"What? Both of you are top students of Stanford University. After studying for so long, your final conclusion is to make me drink alcohol? You want me to drink too much to treat a viral heart disease? "
I couldn't understand why the professor and his senior, the 'King of Poison', would give me an irresponsible prescription despite being highly educated in America.
The professor pondered for a bit, "Ye Lin, although my senior is confident, I think you shouldn't try every type of alcohol for now …"
"Who would try it! Do you think I'm an alcoholic or a wine master? If you two have a profound medical background, shouldn't you at least give me a prescription? Would it kill you to give me a prescription? "
"But, don't you think it's a great bragging rights to use everyday items to treat a strange illness?"
"What do you mean?"
"Modern medical equipment is becoming more and more professional and developed. In the medical circle, once technology reaches a certain level, using normal methods to save people is no longer worth bragging about. But under special circumstances, using a fruit knife or glass slice to perform thoracotomy, or using a pineapple on a patient's head to treat a migraine is more likely to garner praise …"
"Hey, if you have a pineapple on your head, you won't be able to leave the house even if your migraine is cured! In my memory, Sun Wukong in Journey to the West used a pineapple as a crown when he was at Mount Huaguo! Even if your father passed away, there's no need to have a pineapple on his head to commemorate the monkey king of the first generation! "
"Ah, I was wrong. It's not a pineapple, it's pineapple water to wash your hair." The professor corrected me, "Anyway, my senior probably thinks that if you drink vodka and Erguotou to cure your viral heart disease, he can tell everyone he meets and gain the admiration of his peers …"
"Admiration my ass!" I was furious, "Is he going to use my life as an experiment just to show off his abilities? If the key to curing me is related to alcohol, why can't he make a medicine with alcohol as the main ingredient? It's safer than letting me go crazy and test the alcohol! What if I drink fake Shanxi alcohol? "
Brain theater:
I accidentally drank fake Shanxi alcohol and became blind. I was wearing a long gown and sunglasses. I was walking on the streets of Dong Shan city with Obama who Ai Mi gave me as a guide dog.
A busybody jeered from afar: "Don't walk so fast! Why don't you play Moon Over a Fountain before you leave? "
I was furious and took off my sunglasses to reveal a pair of glowing red mechanical eyes that looked like the T800 Terminator. Professor Yu had made these high-tech gold-plated dog eyes for me out of guilt.
"Sizzle —"
Two high-power red lasers shot out from the mechanical eyes, and the people who were heckling were instantly turned into flying ash.
"Hmph, I'll satisfy you if you want to listen to Moon Over the Two Springs!"
I put my sunglasses back on, still holding Obama's leash with my left hand and my right hand behind my back.
"A song that breaks my heart, where can I find a soulmate …"
In any case, I will never test the wine! I can't hold my liquor well, and I don't intend to practice Drunken Fist! Hurry up and concoct an alcohol based antidote for me!
Dr. Yu adjusted his Google Media Glasses regretfully when he heard that I was against going to drink randomly.
"So, you're not going to help us explore the medicinal value of vodka and sorghum wine?"
"What kind of medicinal value do those two kinds of high-alcohol liquors have? The only value it had was to let the patient reincarnate! Didn't your senior say that he would die with me if he couldn't cure me? Why did he irresponsibly let me drink and do experiments? "
"To be precise, my senior brother didn't say that he wanted to die with you," Professor Yu reminded him. "My senior brother's original words were, 'If I can't cure you and let you die, I'll drink 500 liters of your blood and give myself a viral heart disease. Then, I'll use my life as a bet to challenge this disease again …"
"Now that we know the key to the solution is alcohol, at least my senior knows that sorghum wine isn't effective if you die from drinking sorghum wine, so he can try it with vodka …"
So you're completely using me as a lab rat! Dr. Yu, your senior is even worse than you! You don't let the patients you handle die, but your senior only wants to conquer the difficult and complicated disease, so it doesn't matter if the patient dies!
After performing a physical examination, Dr. Yu began to repair the antenna of the forced rabbit and turned off its power.
"Ye Lin, if you think my senior's suggestion is unreliable, I can do some animal experiments and estimate the approximate alcohol content. Then, I can use other drugs to treat you."
"What animals are you going to use for the experiment?"
"Lab rats. I've always used lab rats, unlike my senior who likes to use primates."
I calmed down a little. I liked animals, and if Dr. Yu used cats, dogs, or monkeys as experiments, I might actually drink Erguotou to test the medicine's effects. Perhaps it was because I had seen cats catch mice many times at my grandparents' place, and I didn't have much sympathy for mice.
"Because lab rats are small, you only need a small amount of your blood to also give them a viral heart disease." Dr. Yu continued to explain while stabilizing the forced rabbit's antenna, "Then, I'll mix an injection with alcohol as the main ingredient. If it has a stable effect, then I can conduct clinical trials on you."
I nodded. I felt that although Dr. Yu didn't specialize in pharmacology, his method was more reliable than his senior's.
"Ye Lin, you still can't be careless while I'm conducting animal experiments. You have to continue to follow my previous instructions and avoid excessive pressure on your heart."
"I know, I'll hold on until the day you make the antidote."
"But if you feel like your situation isn't good, you can drink some alcohol to alleviate it." Dr. Yu continued, "Your situation is special, so drinking some alcohol is safer than taking a heart pill."
Other people drink alcohol to cause heart disease, but for me, it's alcohol that can cure heart disease? Also, what if I choose the right alcohol and drink too much, can it completely cure my heart disease?
How can there be such an irresponsible heart disease? Should I contact various wineries right now and ask them to hire me as their spokesperson to prove that drinking is harmless and healthy?
After fixing the rabbit's ears, Professor Yu installed the anesthetic needle launcher module that he had prepared a long time ago. The sharp needle head was usually hidden in the ammunition box on the back of the forcing rabbit, and it looked quite scary.
"There are a total of four anesthetic syringes." Dr. Yu said while twisting the bolts on the forced rabbit's body, "The default is the maximum dose, which can even anesthetize an elephant. Before firing, the camera will estimate the target's weight. After the anesthetic syringes hit the target, it will also conduct a second round of calculation to ensure that it won't overdose and cause death …"
"Umm …" I frowned, "Do we need to set the default dose to anesthetize an elephant?"
Dr. Yu asked me in return: "Do you think Ai Mi wouldn't provoke an elephant?"
It's possible. Instead of letting Peng TouSi fight with an elephant, it's better to let the elephant take an anesthetic injection and then pay the zoo.
"Dr. Yu, you're really thoughtful. It's not a big deal to waste anesthetics, as long as my sister isn't harmed by an elephant …"
"Beep — —" At this time, the forced rabbit was reactivated by Dr. Yu. It heard the second half of my sentence and immediately went online to search for relevant information. It then read in a flat tone that deserved a beating:
"Elephant — duh — is a very entertaining animal. The model child, Crayon Shin-chan, once wrote 'Elephant Song' for it. The lyrics are: 'Elephant, elephant, why is your nose so long ~ Mommy says your nose is beautiful when it's long ~'"
"Beep — — confusing meaning — — according to the AI's guess, the elephant refers to a certain male organ, commonly known as a penis. That's why owner number three said to not let his sister be harmed by an elephant …"
"Shut up." I ordered in a flustered and exasperated manner, "If you don't shut up, I'll beat you up with Ai Mi."
After spending nearly an hour with Dr. Yu, I was worried Ai Mi would have a conflict with Xiao Qin, so I hurried back. The forced rabbit, who had its ears fixed and was equipped with an anesthetic injection system, followed behind me leisurely.
"Beep — — I'm so depressed."
The forced rabbit sighed in a flat tone.
"You're a robot, why are you depressed?" I said angrily, "Are you depressed because the Dr. Yu who created you has the surname 'Yu'?"
"Beep — — melancholy is full of sad thoughts. I miss my hometown. I sigh to the wind and cut off my midgut."
You're not allowed to read Cao Pi's poems! Do you think your brain is connected to Baidu or Google? Also, where is your hometown? Do you also come from the 22nd century like Doraemon? How can you claim to be from the 22nd century without a four-dimensional pouch? I want a refund! Give me an earless one that likes to eat gong pancakes!
Before I reached the door of room 101, I saw Ai Mi and Xiao Qin come out one after another. Peng TouSi was also walking over while holding Obama's hand.
I noticed Ai Mi and Xiao Qin seemed to get along on the surface. Ai Mi had the attitude of a domineering master, while Xiao Qin was submissive and accommodating to Ai Mi.
Ai Mi, why are you putting on airs! You're the owner of the VIP building, but don't forget that the VIP building is inside Qing Zi Academy! Xiao Qin's uncle is the owner of Qing Zi Academy! From this point of view, Xiao Qin is the owner of this place!
"Hmph." Ai Mi arrogantly took the leash from Peng TouSi's hands, "Since the violent girl promised I won't take the boring exams next semester, I'll temporarily forgive her for seducing the manservant! After all, she also saved the manservant once at Cuisong Mountain. "
"But the manservant's girlfriend is naturally the maid!" Ai Mi immediately added, "Don't think you can make me call you sister just because you're older than me! But you have to call me Miss Ai Mi! When you're by my side, you have to serve me like a maid! "
"That's fine." Xiao Qin nodded without hesitation, "Since you're Miss Ai Mi's manservant on the outside, I can't wait to be a maid …"
"(* ^ _ _ ^ *) Hehe … it doesn't matter even if I have to wear a maid outfit …"
"Keep dreaming, who would let you wear a maid outfit!" Ai Mi curled her lips, "I won't agree to someone like you who asks to wear a maid outfit! You should let Katyusha wear a maid outfit and serve me instead … "
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