Although Fan Chuan didn't know that there were robots in the real world and thought that we were talking about the heroes in LOL, it was quite funny that Xiao Qin and I were carrying Xing Xing, so we didn't have much time to waste chatting.
In the past, the Lone Wolf and Little Tyrant could easily carry Xing Xing, who weighed around 50 kg. But now, I have a viral heart disease and Xiao Qin has a stomachache. Our fighting strength has been greatly reduced.
Thus I said to Ren Peng, "Cousin, can you guys replace Xiao Qin? Xiao Qin isn't feeling well. "
Although I was talking to Ren Peng, my target was actually Fan Chuan. Ren Peng was born in a martial arts family, but he didn't know any martial arts like his father, Ren Hongde. He was also quite fat. Fan Chuan was tall and thin. In order to win the heart of a trap, he had been training recently and gained a lot of muscles.
Fan Chuan paused when he heard me call Ren Peng cousin. He turned around and said to Ren Peng: "Captain, you and Ye Lin …"
Ren Peng pointed at Xiao Qin, who was with me, "He's my cousin's boyfriend, so he naturally has to call me cousin."
Xiao Qin blushed when her cousin said that in front of a stranger, but she couldn't retort because of her androphobia. She secretly looked up at my expression.
I thought, since we have to pretend to be boyfriend and girlfriend in front of Ai Mi, and after Ren Peng and Fan Chuan join Ai Mi's team, it's inevitable that they will frequently go to the VIP building. It's not a big deal for them to do so, so I tacitly agreed.
Fan Chuan looked at me suspiciously. He seemed to think that I shouldn't be able to find such a beautiful girlfriend with my appearance. At this time, Ren Peng said:
"Not only does Ye Lin call me cousin, but Ai Mi, one of the shareholders of Golden Lightning, is also Ye Lin's distant cousin …"
This time, Fan Chuan immediately broke into a cold sweat. As the saying goes, "Don't be afraid of the county magistrate, only the current manager". Right now, two of the LOL team that Fan Chuan was working for were my relatives. He probably remembered that a few days ago, he contradicted me because of the trap, and was worried that I would take revenge.
She took the initiative to replace Xiao Qin. She grabbed Xing Xing's feet and helped me move him to the VIP building.
Along the way, I put in a lot of effort. The pressure on my hands was reduced a lot. Although I wasn't a lazy person, my heart disease wasn't the same as before. I was happy to relax.
"Just let me do this kind of work in the future. Don't stand on ceremony!"
After Fan Chuan helped me bring Xing Xing to Professor Yu, he expressed his righteousness to me.
He clearly didn't want me to badmouth him in front of Ren Peng and Ai Mi, that's why he flattered me. But he purposely acted like a gentleman, as if he had tender feelings for the fairer sex and couldn't bear to let a weak girl like Xiao Qin work, so he came to help.
I casually replied, "Alright, I might need your help in the future. Let's talk about it then."
As I watched Fan Chuan wipe the sweat off his forehead, I suddenly asked curiously, "Did you save enough money to buy an iPhone 5S for Little Red?"
Fan Chuan blushed. "Not yet. All the big companies require relevant experience. I just graduated from university, so I can't get a high salary. Also, I need money to rent a house …"
"Eh? I remember you live in Dong Shan city, right? Why do you want to live outside? "
If it was Fan Chuan in the past, he would have said "You idiot!" and then explained, but now he felt that I couldn't afford to offend him, so he directly explained:
"I'm not used to living with my family. Besides, I have to prepare to be with Xiao Hong in the future …"
Holy shit! You're already planning to live with a trap! You're pretty determined!
"Hmph, but I didn't save enough money for an iPhone 5S, and Xiao Ding from the pet hospital didn't save enough either! Also, he's still living with his parents, how could he compete with me for Little Red? But Little Red's uncle is a formidable opponent … "
Uncle Fireball, Shu Dongbo! Were you worried that Uncle Fireball would buy an iPhone 5S for his nephew first and then cheat him into bursting his chrysanthemum? Shu Zhe, your ass is only worth an iPhone 5S!
After chatting with me for a bit, Fan Chuan was called by Ren Peng to the second floor of the VIP building to familiarize himself with the team's activity room.
The VIP building has a total of three floors: first floor, second floor, and basement. But Ai Mi rarely goes to the second floor. Her acrophobia is probably worse than mine. I don't know how much courage it took for her to shout down from the helicopter last time, even though Peng TouSi was hugging her from behind.
Because Ai Mi didn't like rooms that were higher than the ground, she originally wanted to build the team activity room on the first floor. But then she felt annoyed seeing the team members going back and forth in the hallways, so she changed her mind. She spent a lot of money to build the activity room, which was even more luxurious than the most luxurious Internet cafes, and moved it to the second floor.
If a team member wants to enter the VIP building from the back door, they must first be checked by the bodyguards to see if they are carrying any dangerous items. Then they must quietly go upstairs to the activity room. Only Winnie and Ren Peng are not subject to this restriction. It was already an exception for Fan Chuan to enter the first floor with me.
"How is it? The forced rabbit's anesthesia defense system is pretty good, right? "
As soon as Fan Chuan and I carried Xing Xing in, Professor Yu saw Xing Xing's limp posture and immediately understood he was injected with anesthesia.
"Good my ass." I said angrily, "When the forced rabbit excreted the extra anesthesia, it looked like it peed. Not only did it pee all over itself, but it also almost dirtied our clothes. "
Professor Yu frowned: "Then why didn't you bring the forced rabbit back so I could fix it?"
"The robot can wait for as long as you want. There's a human here who's unconscious, can you please fix him first? "
I pointed at Xing Xing who was placed on the bed.
At this time, Fan Chuan was called away by Ren Peng. Xiao Qin also said she had to go to the bathroom with a red face. I felt like she was experiencing menstrual pain again.
Only Professor Yu, me, and the unconscious Xing Xing were left in the infirmary.
"Humans are so weak." Professor Yu looked at Xing Xing and sighed, "A little benzodiazepine and ether can completely incapacitate him, but robots don't have this problem."
"You don't even have to pay with your life if you kill a robot." I ridiculed, "Anyway, hurry up and wake Xing Xing up."
Professor Yu shrugged and injected Xing Xing with another unknown drug, but Xing Xing still showed no signs of waking up.
"No way. Professor Yu, you've gone too far. Did the forced rabbit miscalculate the amount of anesthetic and inject Xing Xing with the right amount to anesthetize the gorilla? "
"Impossible." Professor Yu laughed, "Although the blueprint was designed during high school, I've reviewed it with my current knowledge. You asked why the gorilla won't wake up …"
It's not the gorilla, it's Xing Xing. But it's my fault, at least I brought up the gorilla first.
"He can't wake up because I purposely reduced the dosage of the neutralizer. That way, the side effects would be minimal. We just have to wait for another hour, or …"
Professor Yu rolled up the sleeves of his white coat, and without any explanation, he slapped Xing Xing's face four or five times!
Although he wasn't ruthless or heavy, the slaps were loud and clear. In short, the pain was unavoidable.
"Ouch, my god."
Xing Xing immediately sat up from the bed in pain. He blinked as if he didn't understand what happened to his body.
Out of habit before he fainted, he took out his autograph book from his pocket and looked around for Ai Mi. "Where's Miss Ai Mi? You should at least give me an autograph. "
Speak of the devil. I thought Ai Mi was still near the lotus pond and throwing stones at the carps, but when I turned around, I saw her walking back with a face full of dissatisfaction under the protection of 004 and 005.
The forced rabbit was at the back of the group and its cylinder body was still dripping water from the anesthetic. The strangest thing was that Obama was being held in 004's arms. His entire body was numb, just like Xing Xing.
Huh? Could it be that after the forced rabbit shot Xing Xing, it pointed its evil muzzle at Obama?! What a ferocious robot! It was only created for half a day and it already injured a person and a dog. Is it going to continue to evolve into a terminator and slaughter all of humanity?
"How did the forced rabbit get permission to shoot?" I asked. "Ai Mi can't possibly let the forced rabbit shoot Obama, right? Obama can't threaten Ai Mi's safety … Is the forced rabbit already able to distort the three laws of robotics like in science fiction? "
"That's like a horror movie! If this continues, it will kill us all! Dr. Yu, hurry up and destroy the forced rabbit … "
"Beep — — The forced rabbit was wronged, the forced rabbit is so sad. As expected, life doesn't always go according to plan …"
"Obama, no, the robot, it was shot."
005 explained in Chinese that was not fluent enough. Ai Mi disliked his stammering, so she took over and explained:
"When the rabbit was forced to fire the anaesthetic needle, the excessive amount of anaesthetic splashed all over him, and it all flowed to the ground. Obama probably thought that it smelled like alcohol, so he licked it and drank it, and then this happened."
So it was gluttony that made it faint! Obama, how similar are you to those stray dogs that ate the vomit of a drunkard and also fell!
I looked at Obama again and saw his tongue sticking out and his eyes rolling back. His expression was even more of an idiot.
"Ah! So I was hit by an anesthetic needle! "Xing Xing, who was sitting on the bed, finally remembered.
"Who told him to lie here?" Ai Mi frowned when she saw Xing Xing, "We can't keep the bed he was lying on, we'll burn it with a flamethrower!"
Xing Xing quickly jumped off the bed. His body was still under the influence of the anesthetic and he almost fell.
But he still handed over his autograph book and pen and earnestly begged Ai Mi: "Miss Ai Mi 'er, please give me your autograph! I'll leave immediately after you sign it! "
After all, Xing Xing was shot and provided important experimental data for Dr. Yu to improve the anesthetic needle launch system. He also had no ill intentions, so I also persuaded Ai Mi:
"Just give him an autograph, it's not like you'll lose a piece of meat."
"Hmph!" Ai Mi reluctantly let 005 take Xing Xing's autograph book, then she flipped to a blank page and held it in front of Ai Mi — — Ai Mi doesn't touch autographs because she dislikes things that Xing Xing has touched. Of course, she wouldn't use the pen that Xing Xing provided. Instead, she took a pen that 005 always carried with him and usually kept in a sterilized card slot.
She wrote her own English signature in one stroke, then impatiently signaled 005 to hurry up and hand the autograph to Xing Xing so the annoying fans could leave.
I curiously looked at Ai Mi's signature with Xing Xing. Although it was written in English and I couldn't understand it, it did look like a celebrity's signature. At least it looked better than Ai Mi's Chinese.
"Get the autograph and scram!" Ai Mi urged, "Don't ever appear in front of me again!"
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