"Is it really that comfortable?"
I doubted my massage skills could make Xiao Qin moan — — I've only massaged my dad's shoulders before.
"Pig's good master …"
Xiao Qin covered her mouth and replied in a muffled voice while lying on the bed.
Stop covering your mouth! You can't stop moaning even if you cover your mouth, what's the point of covering your mouth! You even said 'really comfortable' as' pig's good master '. Isn't pig's good master Xuanzang! What does it have to do with Xuanzang if I'm giving you a massage when you're in pain! Is it because Xuanzang went on a pilgrimage!
I temporarily stopped massaging, "Xiao Qin, don't whimper. Take your hand away from your mouth and talk to me about something."
Xiao Qin moved her hand away a bit hesitantly, "But does Ye Lin classmate think my moans are vulgar …"
"You're not vulgar if you cover your mouth? You covered your mouth and moaned. If someone didn't know better, they would have thought that I had gagged your mouth! "
"If Ye Lin classmate is willing, it doesn't matter if you gag my mouth …"
"…"
"I'm sorry! Ye Lin classmate, are you angry? I also think I'm reverting back to my old ways … "
Xiao Qin quickly apologized after I remained silent for a few seconds. I waved my hands to express that it was fine.
"You naturally like to joke around. If you're forced to be so serious, you'll get sick if you hold it in for too long. Didn't you once say that your new attribute string is' manga cat girl '? When you draw manga, you're the talented girl, Water Cherry-sensei. When you're a cat, you're the mischievous' Cat Qin '. As long as you don't hurt other people, it's fine if you make a few harmless pranks. "
"Ah, Ye Lin classmate still remembers …" Xiao Qin scratched her non-existent cat ears like a cat scratching its ears, "Actually, my current attribute string is: Childhood Sweetheart Manga Cat Girl. Once my cooking skills reach a level close to the class leader's level, I can gain another + 1 attribute and become 'Childhood Sweetheart Manga Cat Girl' …"
Did you think you were making mutton skewers? If this goes on, you're going to challenge Winnie's 29 words, "The Undefeated Sister Bear who would never lose if she paid for it, but would go easy if someone else paid for it"!
"Oh right, have you raised a cat before?"
"No," I answered honestly. "But Grandma used to have a lot of cats, and I kind of took care of them."
"Um … do you think it would be troublesome to keep me as a pet cat in your house?"
"Of course I'll be troubled! Very troubled! Who would raise their childhood sweetheart as a pet! "
"(* ^ _ _ ^ *) Hehe … I was only joking, don't be mad."
Following Auntie Ren's recovery and my increasingly gentle attitude towards her, Xiao Qin gradually recovered her energy. Even though she was in pain, she seemed to be in a good mood.
At this moment, I was straddling behind Xiao Qin. My hands were gently placed on her waist, trying not to touch her with other parts of my body. This position was a bit tiring, but Xiao Qin was at ease. She even suggested that I could ride on her legs.
"Don't worry, Ye Lin classmate can ride on my legs, or else it'll be tiring. I've ridden on you before, so I know …"
Are you referring to when you rode on me and beat me up when we were kids? I'm sorry! It's because I didn't practice enough to make you, the one who beat me up, feel tired!
At that time, no matter how I thought about it, I would never have imagined that I would ride on the Little Tyrant's body not to punch him, but to give her a massage to relieve her menstrual pain.
Now that I think about it, it's not too much to ride on Xiao Qin's thighs. So I slightly lowered my butt and tried to touch Xiao Qin's thighs.
Xiao Qin obediently let me ride on her, as if I was a pony that had been waiting for a long time.
Because the mattress was very soft, a lot of my weight was distributed by the mattress, so it didn't hurt Xiao Qin. I saw that this position was very stable and suitable for massaging Xiao Qin, so I boldly sat on Xiao Qin's thighs.
"If you think I'm heavy, just tell me, okay?"
"It's okay, if I can't even handle your weight, how can I hope to become your girlfriend again in the future …"
Hey, in your world, all girlfriends have to go through a pressure test before they start working! Only inflatable dolls have to go through a pressure test! You can recycle inflatable dolls that don't pass the test, but what about girlfriends that don't pass the test! Would they be cruelly abandoned!
Bastard! Even if your girlfriend can't handle weight, you can't ruthlessly abandon them! Do you want a girlfriend or a jack! If you can't handle it, you can just let your girlfriend be on top!
I think it's time to continue massaging Xiao Qin's waist, otherwise my actions would be purely testing Xiao Qin's pressure resistance.
As a result, after I massaged her twice, Xiao Qin let out an ambiguous moan again.
"Um … ah ah … wu …"
I could only stop and frown at Xiao Qin's face.
"I'm sorry, it was too comfortable, so I couldn't help it …" Xiao Qin took the initiative to apologize, "Do you want me to cover my mouth again?"
"No need, it won't have much of an effect even if you cover your mouth. How about we chat about something, it can also divert your attention."
I think that if Xiao Qin didn't just moan, but mixed it into a normal conversation, it wouldn't be so awkward, right?
"Okay, I'll just chat with Ye Lin classmate … uh huh …"
I tried my best to ignore the end of Xiao Qin's sentence, even though it's hard to ignore sounds that have a special meaning for men.
"Because I'm a childhood sweetheart of a manga cat girl, in order to not lose any of the moe attributes in the attribute chain … Oh … I used these few days to write a shoujo manga under the pen name 'Teacher Celery' and sent it to the editor of 'Bewitching' manga website …"
"Huh? Is it the one that describes the love lives of cave dwellers, 'Love in Zhoukoudian'? Didn't you upload it once on Bewitching, but the editor criticized you for 'not being able to tell what was drawn' and it didn't pass the review? "
"That, that's because the previous editor didn't have good taste." Xiao Qin puffed up her cheeks angrily. "This time, I sincerely redrew 'Love in Zhoukoudian' and emailed it to the editor … Uh huh …"
Hmph, it's not like I can't not send it. The last time I registered an author account on Bewitching, it was because his manga didn't pass the review and he posted negative reviews on other manga, which resulted in his account being banned.
"Did the head editor reply?"
"He did … he's pretty efficient." Xiao Qin replied with a bit of disappointment, "But he suggested I change my career and stop drawing shoujo manga …"
"Huh? He suggested you change your career, didn't he suggest you change your profession? What did he say exactly? "
"Uh … ah … the head editor said: Teacher Celery, your drawing style is very 'indescribable' and your stories are filled with strangeness — — for example, the part where the Peking Apes propose with a stick — — instead of drawing shoujo manga, why don't you draw horror manga, the Cthulhu series is very suitable for you …"
He's scolding you! He's even meaner than the previous editor! The Cthulhu series is a famous horror genre, it's filled with indescribable disgusting monsters like octopuses and leeches. The head editor is laughing at you, saying that after you add eyes and mouths, your potatoes and eggplants are almost as indescribable as the Cthulhu monsters!
"The head editor saw my talent and suggested that after I change my career …"
Who saw your talent?! You're clearly drawing a shoujo romance manga, but you let people see your talent in drawing horror manga … how scary are the girls you draw!
"I think it's not necessarily a bad idea to start with the Cthulhu series … ah …"
"So I looked up information on the Cthulhu series online and prepared to draw the most frequently seen octopus-headed Cthulhu and catfish-headed Hydra into a romance manga …"
Why is it still a romance manga! What happened to the horror manga! You're using horror novels to develop a romance plot, only people with different tastes would read this kind of manga! Why don't you just draw the zombies in Resident Evil and fall in love!
Also, I was bored, so I read an article on the internet called "Tentacle slime is the most annoying!" It mentioned that the Deep One Matriarch Hydra was a subordinate of Cthulhu. Not only was she extremely ugly, but most importantly, Hydra had a husband! Her husband is the Father of the Deep Ones, Dagon!
Does your husband Dagon know you're dating your boss Cthulhu!
I complained to Xiao Qin about this, but she answered me matter-of-factly, "It's because Hydra has a husband that the plot has tension! This is the selling point of 'office romance + love triangle + extramarital affair' … "
I'm vomiting blood! The three monsters living at the bottom of the sea are vomiting blood because of you! The seven seas are dyed red! If you hurt their reputation like this, they might come ashore to take revenge on you when you're asleep!
"Eh eh … yesterday morning I registered a new account and uploaded the draft of 'Cthulhu Also Wants to Fall in Love' to a demonic website …"
What kind of stupid name is this! Hurry up and apologize to Cthulhu! Also apologize to Hydra and Dagon who you ruined as husband and wife!
Xiao Qin frowned doubtfully, "Even though I met a good editor and passed the review, but yesterday before I went to sleep, I went to read the readers' comments with high hopes, but I realized they didn't comment on it from the perspective of a romance manga …"
"Of course! You're using a horror novel character, of course you have to comment on it as a horror manga! "
"It's … it's not a horror manga," Xiao Qin said with a confused expression, "I realized the editor secretly changed the category of my manga and categorized 'Cthulhu Also Wants to Fall in Love' into comedy manga …"
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