Not long after Ai Mi entered Qing Zi Academy, Xing Xing snuck into the VIP building to ask for an autograph. In the end, he was thrown out by Peng TouSi and his ankle was bitten by Obama.
Today, he happened to wander around the campus and saw Ai Mi and me together without Peng TouSi. He was immediately overjoyed and ran over with his autograph.
"Miss Ai Mi! Give me an autograph! I liked your second concert in Los Angeles the most! Throwing a shoe at the audience's head, it was so unique! "
"I bought all of your records! I bought all of them on Taobao in America! It's really the sound of nature! It's a pity to act in TV shows instead of singing! "
"No matter what, you should at least give me an autograph …"
Xing Xing ran in a hurry, so he probably only saw me and Ai Mi. He didn't see Obama, who once bit him, and Xiao Qin, who was walking on my right and beat him up in her blackened form.
As for the forced rabbit, it looked like a moving garbage collector from afar, so Xing Xing naturally didn't think it posed any threat to him.
But at this moment, the thing that posed the biggest threat to Xing Xing was the newly born forced rabbit.
This was because Ai Mi shouted at Xing Xing, who was running towards her in a frenzy of excitement.
"There's a criminal! There's a stalker trying to attack me! Hurry and shoot him with an anesthetic needle! "
"Du — — Roger. Master number one is under threat, anesthetic needle launch system activated. "
The forced rabbit said as it raised the clamp on its right arm at a 15 degree angle to the ground. An anesthetic needle was inserted from the groove on its back, passed through an internal pipe, and was pushed into the center of the clamp by a pneumatic device. The tip of the needle glistened under the sun.
"Don't shoot!" I ordered, "He's not here to attack Ai Mi! I know him! "
"Du — — Master number three's order contradicts with Master number one's order. After priority check, ignoring Master number three's order, continue firing."
The forced rabbit's two large camera eyes stared at Xing Xing who was getting closer and closer. Its raised arm was adjusted according to the camera feed, and it had clearly locked onto Xing Xing.
"Du — — Estimated target weight: 51 kg. Anesthetic reduction commencing. "
Holy shit! What's going on? Professor Yu, your work is too rough! Forcing the rabbit to reduce the amount of anesthetic, it actually sprayed the excess anesthetic directly from the vicinity of the firing hole!
It almost splashed on us! Fortunately, Xiao Qin and I reacted quickly and dodged. Otherwise, what if we fainted after being splashed with the anesthetic!
Forcing rabbit, why didn't you remind me in advance! You didn't let the dog pee on you just now, but now you're peeing on your own!
Whoosh!
With a piercing sound, the anesthetic needle pierced right into Xing Xing's thigh. At first, Xing Xing didn't understand what was going on. He continued to run forward two steps, but soon his limbs went limp. His eyes rolled back, and he fell to the grass with a plop.
"Ha! I didn't expect this useless robot to have some use! "
With a curious gaze, Ai Mi looked at Xing Xing, who had been shot with an anesthetic needle and had fainted a dozen steps away from her.
"Beep — Of course, the forcing rabbit has its uses. The forcing rabbit is an intelligent assistant robot. There are 3 rounds of anesthetic needles left. Please use them sparingly."
"Ye Lin classmate, is your little brother okay?" Because of Xiao Qin's androphobia, she didn't dare to get too close to Xing Xing. She was worried that he would suddenly wake up.
I jumped onto the grass and checked on the motionless Xing Xing — — he was only unconscious from the anesthetic and the excited expression on his face had not completely faded.
"Ai Mi, you're too heartless, he's only your fan …"
"Hmph, the stalker in America who disturbs my peace also said he's my biggest fan!" Ai Mi did not have any intention of reflecting on herself, "He was the one who taught Obama to steal my underwear in exchange for food! He also caused a lot of people to imitate his stalking behavior! "
Oh, I almost forgot. Unlike other celebrities, Ai Mi hated her own fans. She wished she didn't have any fans at all. That way, she wouldn't have to work hard to learn musical instruments, do some body-shaping exercises, and she could just sit on the sofa and watch TV while eating chips and coke.
Other than the most fanatical stalker, there are actually a lot of imitators in America! No wonder the ruthless Ai ShuQiao didn't get rid of the stalker. As long as the lolicon spirit is not extinguished, stalkers can't be completely killed! Also, if you kill too many of them, there will definitely be evidence left behind.
I shook my head helplessly and pulled out the anesthetic needle from Xing Xing's thigh. Then, I tried to carry him on my shoulder and send him back to the infirmary in the VIP building to let Dr. Yu check on him just in case.
In the end, I felt a burden on my heart when I moved a little too quickly. In order to not expose myself in front of Ai Mi and Xiao Qin, I could only give up on the idea of sending Xing Xing to the infirmary by myself. I called Xiao Qin and said:
"Come over and help me. I'll hold his head and you hold his feet. Let's take him to Dr. Yu …"
"But, but." Xiao Qin stammered, "I don't dare touch young boys …"
"It's okay." I persuaded, "Last time when Eunuch Cao's sworn brother fell into the water, didn't you knock him out and save him? Coincidentally, Xing Xing's name also has the word 'Xing' in it. It doesn't matter if it's one star or two stars. Anyway, he's unconscious now. Let's do it together.
Under my forceful persuasion, Xiao Qin hesitantly walked over and cooperated with me. It wasn't difficult for her to lift the relatively thin Xing Xing. The three of us were all wearing Qing Zi Academy's uniforms. From afar, it looked like a touching scene of schoolmates helping each other.
At first, I was a bit worried about leaving Ai Mi alone at the waterfront pavilion. But there was Obama on my left and the forced rabbit on my right. Dogtooth and the anesthetic needle were not to be trifled with. Also, there seemed to be 004 and 005 squatting in the bushes in the distance to secretly protect Ai Mi.
Thus, I followed Xiao Qin and carried Xing Xing to the VIP building. Even if Ai Mi shouted from behind, "Manservant, come back!" I casually replied: "I'll be back soon, wait here for a bit."
After carrying Xing Xing for about twenty steps, I noticed that Xiao Qin's breathing was a bit heavy. I couldn't help but wonder: "Xiao Qin, do you only have this little stamina? Is it because your period is coming? "
"Yeah." Xiao Qin was ashamed and nodded with a bit of grievance. She forced the word "yeah" out of her throat.
After walking through the boulevard and returning to the campus, Xiao Qin and I suddenly heard someone chatting not far away.
"… Yesterday's game wasn't bad, but there was a mistake. You used Lavigne's Law Enforcer to go under the tower. It was a good move, but you were too anxious to hit it with the E key. The robot's E key had a normal attack action, which meant there was a delay. As a result, Lavigne flashed away. Next time, remember to use a big move to silence the opponent, then use E to send them flying. "
"I understand, thank you for your guidance!"
"I can't really call it guidance, but you have to work hard. Although the first and second teams aren't complete, I have high hopes for you. Your skills aren't bad, and you have the ability to command a team. You're also a year older than me, right? In short, you'll be the leader of the second team … "
"So I passed the test?"
"Yes, he passed. I have the final say on this."
"That's, that's great! I thought that since I was defeated, there would be no hope for this matter! "
"It's not shameful for you to lose to Lavigne, she's second only to me in the first team. Unfortunately, you collapsed too quickly, or else we could have let you join the first team …"
"No, I'm already satisfied with being able to join the second team! I know I'm still a distance away from being a pro, so I'll just stay in the second team for now! "
Something doesn't seem right. From the voice, it sounds like the person who taught us LOL is Xiao Qin's cousin, Ren Peng! He even talked about Lavigne and a pro team, so it can't be wrong!
But the person who was talking to him, why do I feel that his voice is a little familiar? Since he passed the test and was appointed as the leader of Golden Lightning's second team, he should also be a good LOL player, right? Apart from Ren Peng and Lavigne, do I know anyone who plays LOL well?
When Xiao Qin and I turned out of the boulevard, we immediately saw the person walking next to Ren Peng. It was Fan Chuan who graduated from university and still hasn't found a job! Fan Chuan who still persisted in pursuing Shu Zhe even though he knew he was a trap!
Since he couldn't find a suitable job in a hurry, he heard that a professional LOL team was hiring and the salary was pretty good, so he volunteered to take the test. Did Ren Peng approve?
I remember he once mentioned that the salary of the Golden Lightning team was ¥5000 per month for the first team and ¥3000 per month for the second team. If Fan Chuan could only find a job for ¥2000 after graduating, then the salary of the second team would be much higher than if he were to find a proper job!
Fan Chuan sold himself to Ai Mi's LOL team in order to make money faster to buy gifts for traps! So you're not only the head of LOL's Dong Shan city's Verbal Cannon branch, but you also have some skills!
Xiao Qin and I saw Ren Peng and Fan Chuan, and Ren Peng and Fan Chuan also saw me and Xiao Qin carrying Xing Xing.
Fan Chuan didn't recognize Xiao Qin, but he was stunned when he saw me. Ren Peng laughed when he saw Xiao Qin and I carrying an unconscious Qing Zi Academy student and asked Xiao Qin:
"Cousin, were you the one who beat him up?"
Xiao Qin wanted to retort, but her cousin also had androphobia, not to mention Fan Chuan. I cleared my throat when I saw Xiao Qin's face turn red and tried to help Xiao Qin out of her predicament:
"It wasn't Xiao Qin, he was accidentally shot by an anesthetic needle. I'm going to take him to Dr. Yu for a checkup."
"Ah, he was shot by that robot, right?" Ren Peng suddenly realized, "I've seen Dr. Yu assemble an anesthetic needle system …"
Fan Chuan was still immersed in the world of LOL. He was shocked when he heard our discussion:
"Steam robots have anesthetic needles?! No way! Is QWER that shortcut key? I didn't even know about this after playing LOL for so many years! Is it a skill that only VIP players can use?! "
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