"Beep — Wandering in the rain, my heart is lonely and melancholy …"
The forced rabbit began to recite poems on Baidu again to express its melancholy mood! What kind of mood do you have? You don't even have a heart!
Don't be depressed! Isn't it just because your anesthetic needle was intercepted halfway? Xiao Qin is not a normal human! Ninety-nine percent of ordinary humans would not be able to dodge it! According to the speed of these two shots, I wasn't confident that I could dodge them! If Xiao Qin didn't have a towel on hand, she might not have been able to intercept it with her bare hands!
"You damned robot! How dare you attack this lady's manservant! "
Ai Mi jumped off the bed and dragged a feather pillow behind her. Compared to her body size, this feather pillow could be described as "huge". Fortunately, even though it was huge, it was relatively light.
"Go to hell!" Ai Mi used all the strength in her body and swung the feather pillow at the forced rabbit's head.
"Beep — Please don't hit me, Master Number One. I was just trying to protect you."
The feather pillow bounced off the forced rabbit's metal head, but Ai Mi persisted and threw the pillow at it again.
Ai Mi, who was wearing a suit that was even more revealing than a swimsuit, swung the pillow back and forth as if she was performing a body-shaping exercise ahead of the times — beating a robot.
"Who needs your protection! You piece of trash! Scrap metal! You can't even tell the difference between playing around and real danger! "
Perhaps it was to increase the comfort level, but the fabric of the feather pillow was very thin. After hitting the two antennas on top of the forced rabbit's head several times, a hole was finally poked open. Large amounts of goose feathers leaked out and fluttered around. It was like a snowstorm had fallen on the forced rabbit and Ai Mi.
"Beep — the weather is abnormal. Please check the air conditioning system. Please keep warm. "
After all, the Forcing Rabbit was a robot. Its detection of the surrounding environment was mainly based on the images collected from the video head and the computer's calculation to make the final judgment. Perhaps its judgment process wasn't perfect enough, so it judged the goose feather leaking out of the pillow as "goose feather snow."
"Keep warm my ass! I'm dying from the heat! " The more Ai Mi fought, the more energetic she became. She didn't even care if goose feathers stuck to her bare and sweaty skin.
"Next time, don't attack the manservant! Otherwise, I'll ask Professor Yu to dismantle you and turn you into 10 toilet seat covers. I'll give them to all the restaurants for free! "
"Beep — According to the information on the Internet, the metal toilet seat will be very cold in winter. Owner No.1, please keep your butt warm."
"It's none of your business!"
With her back facing me, Ai Mi was waving the feather pillow in her rhythmic clothes. I couldn't help but agree with the forced rabbit's words. I felt that Ai Mi's butt was exposed a lot, so she 'needed to keep warm'.
"Beep — Forcing the rabbit wasn't wrong. When Owner No. 3 tried to violate Owner No. 1, forcing the rabbit to shoot the anesthetic needle was the best choice. Forcing a rabbit to work hard even if it doesn't have any merit, it should be rewarded with a banner … "
"You still want the banner? It's already good enough that you're not grounded! " Ai Mi continued to swing the feather pillow that was missing most of its feathers and beat the robot happily.
"Next time, without my order, no matter what the manservant does, do not shoot the anesthetic needle at him! Unless you want to be a toilet seat! Got it? "
"Beep! This is against the procedure. If something like today happens again, where Master Three tries to violate Master One …"
"Violate my ass! What kind of violation is that! " Ai Mi lifted the pillow horizontally and swung it forcefully, almost causing the forced rabbit's hemispherical head to rotate 180 degrees.
"Even if the manservant really violates me, you're not allowed to interfere! If you dare to ruin my plans, I'll throw you out of the helicopter! "
"Beep — Is that a helicopter parked at the airport?"
"A helicopter that flies higher than a skyscraper!"
The forced rabbit didn't say anything, turned around dejectedly, and left. The wheels moved slowly, lonely and melancholy. Ai Mi continued to fight endlessly behind me.
I noticed that on my sister's bare back, I could clearly see the shape of her shoulder blade. There was a piece of pure white feather, like an extremely small angel's wing.
If heaven is filled with angels with such bad tempers, then it's no wonder Jesus descended to save the world ("I can't stay here anymore! I want to run away from home! ").
After interacting with the class leader for too long, I'm afraid I also contracted a slight OCD, so I reached out and removed the feather from Ai Mi's shoulder blade. Ai Mi was too busy playing and didn't notice.
The forced rabbit went to Dr. Yu to ask why a middle school girl could block his attack, but Ai Mi chased him all the way to the infirmary and scattered goose feathers all over the hallway.
What made the forced rabbit depressed was that Xiao Qin, who intercepted the anesthetic needle, sat on the bed for a long time without making a sound. I think it was because of the intense exercise that aggravated her period pain.
"Are you okay? Actually, it's not a big problem for me to take a needle, next time you don't have to … "
Xiao Qin clutched her stomach and shook her head: "Protecting Ye Lin classmate is my responsibility as your childhood friend. Also, Ye Lin classmate massaged me for a long time, I'm already a lot better …"
What are you lying about! You're clearly sweating from the pain!
"Sit there and don't move! I'll ask Peng TouSi if he can drive you home. I'll go with him to take you home to rest! "
Xiao Qin's suggestion to go home did not seem to make her happy.
"It's so hard to get the chance to be with Ye Lin classmate. Ye Lin classmate will take care of me even if I become 'weak' due to my period cramps. How lonely would it be if I returned home alone …"
"I'll stay at your house with you until Auntie Ren comes back!" She blurted out without thinking.
"I appreciate Ye Lin classmate's good intentions, but my mom will be home late. If she sees me alone at home with Ye Lin classmate, she might get angry … Also, didn't Ye Lin classmate come to accompany your sister today? I shouldn't be too greedy and take away your time … "
Why are you treating me like an outsider! Ai Mi is my sister, you're also my sister! In short, I won't leave my little sister alone when she has menstrual cramps!
In the end, Xiao Qin stayed and rested on the bed in room 103. Ai Mi saw that Xiao Qin's painful expression did not seem to be faking, so she lent her personal doctor, Dr. Yu, to Xiao Qin and let him treat Xiao Qin.
"Hmph, if it wasn't for the fact that you just saved the manservant, I wouldn't even care!"
Dr. Yu shook his head when he heard that Xiao Qin was suffering from period pain: "I don't study gynecology, so I'm afraid I won't be able to help much — — do you want to sign this agreement? My colleagues in the scientific community are currently developing an artificial uterus. It's estimated that they will be able to create bionic components that will benefit women for a lifetime in 10 years. It will allow women to never have period problems, and it won't affect fertility. If you sign … "
Scram! Hurry up and scram! Once you install the artificial uterus, you can have a hermaphrodite body and create a new human being!
On the other hand, the female masseuse who just gave Ai Mi a massage was quite experienced in relieving period pain. She heard that there was a girl next door who was suffering from period pain, so she took the initiative to give Xiao Qin a targeted massage.
"Are you feeling better? I used to have period pain often, so I know how to handle it. "
Xiao Qin laid on the bed and did not say anything. Her eyes were blank. It was different from when I massaged her, there were no strange sounds during the process.
"It seems, it seems like something that was blocked has become unblocked … Big sister, you're amazing …"
"It's alright." The female masseuse who was wearing casual clothes casually sat on the side of Xiao Qin's bed, "When I was in so much pain, I hated myself for being a woman."
"Oh right." The female masseuse turned her head to Dr. Yu who was about to leave, "Frankenstein, when will you be able to develop the artificial uterus? If it was a few years ago, I might have wanted to change too. "
Some of the people coming and going in the VIP building gave Dr. Yu the nickname 'Frankenstein' because he always invented strange things and went around persuading people to amputate their limbs and install mechanical prosthetics.
"I don't have a deep understanding of gynecology." Dr. Yu reiterated, "The artificial uterus project is led by my friend. Do you want to sign the agreement?"
"No." The female masseuse used her hands to fan herself in the room without air conditioning. Since you can't have the air conditioner when you have menstrual cramps, the air conditioner has been turned off ever since Xiao Qin came over to rest. Ai Mi also complained before that the room was too hot, she said I was biased towards my girlfriend and didn't even care if my sister died from the heat. I didn't turn on the air conditioning even though Ai Mi said that. There were plenty of rooms with air conditioning. If Ai Mi was experiencing menstrual cramps, Xiao Qin would never complain about not turning on the air conditioning.
"If I heard there was an artificial uterus that doesn't hurt, I would have thought of it as my savior, but I don't need it anymore." The female masseuse said leisurely.
"Did you remove your hysterectomy?" Dr. Yu asked impulsively.
"You're the one who removed your hysterectomy!" The female masseuse said angrily, "I gave birth! It's fine as long as I gave birth! Some patients with menstrual cramps will recover without medication as long as they give birth! "
I don't know why, but Xiao Qin, who was lying on her side on the bed, turned her black eyes in my direction after hearing this.
She didn't speak, but it seemed like she was speaking with her eyes.
What are you looking at! The reason you suffer from menstrual cramps is related to me, and I will be responsible for taking care of you during menstrual cramps! But if I give birth to a child in order to cure menstrual cramps … isn't that too much of a responsibility?
The next five hours passed by peacefully, and Xiao Qin reluctantly ate lunch with everyone. Ai Mi saw Xiao Qin's stomach ache, and she sympathized with her, so she wasn't as harsh on Xiao Qin as before. Maybe it was because she also suffered from the cold.
"It's only because you've saved my manservant a few times!" Ai Mi repeatedly emphasized, "Also, since you're my maid, you shouldn't have a bitter expression all day! If other people saw you, they would think it's painful to be a servant here! "
It's painful to begin with! I get beaten up even when I'm a robot!
When it was close to dusk, Peng TouSi drove me home. Since Auntie Ren could come back at any time, I didn't stay long. I told Xiao Qin to rest and then I returned to my own home.
There was still about an hour before dinner time. After I got home, I noticed my dad was cooking very early for the first time. It seems he was practicing his culinary skills.
I received a text message from the class leader right after I greeted my dad.
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