"I'm an intern at a pet hospital! I'll take care of the dogs in the truck! Who wants to come with me? "Xiao Ding volunteered.
Except for Xiao Ding, the other five places were fiercely fought over by the volunteers present. Although the truck with 200 dogs was dirty and smelly, the volunteers didn't care at all. Instead, they wanted to take care of these "closest friends of mankind" as soon as possible.
"Don't stop me!" The dog-loving rich woman shouted, "I want to feed these dogs myself! Xiao Ding, help me, I can't go up by myself! "
Ma Huiyu frowned, "Sister Xu, you have occasional asthma and the smell in the truck is bad. Don't add to the mess."
"Sister Ma is right! Sister Xu, don't come! "
As one of the few male volunteers, Xiao Ding was one of the stronger ones. He didn't want to lose face for his fellow men, so he was very reliable.
"There are only three men in total, come with me! As for the other three spots, pick the healthy ones from your female compatriots who won't get carsick! There's no air conditioning here and the smell is bad. If you faint inside, everyone will have to take care of you! "
Then she lowered her voice and added, "If the Black and White Impermanence want to drive people off halfway, there might even be a fight. If you think you're not afraid, come up!"
It's said that love can change a person's personality. Ever since Xiao Ding made up his mind to compete with Fan Chuan for Little Red, he became more courageous than before. It seemed that in addition to training his muscles, he also had to train his courage to become someone worthy of Little Red.
Class leader, you didn't expect this, right? Xiao Ding became braver than before because he fell in love with your brother! Don't admire Xiao Ding for not being afraid of rape! Hurry up and find a way to protect your brother's ass!
The rich woman with the surname Xu didn't get the opportunity to enter the truck because of her health problems. Class leader Shu Sha was very willing to go into the truck to take care of the dogs, but she hesitated when she thought of her hunter's halo. At this time, Ma Huiyu said to her:
"Shu Sha, you sit in the front passenger seat of the jeep and follow me to the service area to check out the situation. We have people in the truck, so we're not afraid of them running away."
"Me?" Shu Sha was surprised, "Shouldn't more important people go with sister Ma first …"
"You're coming with me," Ma Huiyu said firmly. "I need to discuss with you what to do next. I can see that although you are young, your thinking is very meticulous. You can be my negotiation assistant today. "
Shu Sha nodded, "If Sister Ma doesn't mind that I'm a newcomer, I will try my best to be a good negotiation assistant."
Half of what happened on the highway was relayed to me by the class leader, and the other half was heard by me with her phone on. I didn't put down my phone and went out to hail a taxi. I told the driver to drive to the nearest service area on the Da Guang Highway.
"Class leader, wait for me, I'll go help you right now! Think of a way to calm them down first. Don't start a conflict! "
"Sigh," the class leader said worriedly, "I said you don't need to come, you're not in good health, you should rest at home …"
The taxi driver's ears were sharp, so he heard the class leader say I wasn't in good health. Then, he looked through the rearview mirror and saw the firm muscles peeking out of my T-shirt collar. He couldn't help but burst out laughing.
"Young man, your girlfriend is so funny! You're in bad health, but I'm so skinny, wouldn't I be considered tuberculosis? "
"That's right." I continued the driver's words, "My girlfriend doesn't let me do anything at home, she's afraid I'll get tired."
I also took advantage of the class leader verbally. But the class leader was already accommodating me because I had a heart condition, and she was also caught up in the middle of the incident, so she couldn't spare any attention to refute me.
"Which high school?" The driver skillfully turned the steering wheel while asking me in the back passenger seat.
Because of my tall stature, I was often mistaken for a high school student. I was too lazy to explain, so I directly replied: "Dong Shan High."
"Young people nowadays are so free, living together in high school." The driver sighed, "Back then, my wife and I …"
I'm actually a middle school student, but if I tell you the truth, you'll probably think we lived together in middle school and be even more surprised.
"Ye Lin, you don't have to come …" The class leader also heard our conversation, but she didn't have the time or space to correct the driver's misunderstanding — — she was still trying to stop me from going to the highway service area.
I made up my mind to help the class leader no matter what, but I couldn't help but want to take advantage of her verbally. Thus, I raised my voice in front of the driver and said:
"Stop blabbering! Anyway, don't forget to buy groceries tonight! "
"Huh?" The class leader was stunned by my words.
"What the hell? Don't you know our fridge is empty! " I wanted to laugh on the inside, but I pretended to be serious for the driver to see. "I'll take care of the outside matters! You just have to buy groceries and make dinner so I have something to eat when I get home! "
"Also, wash the fruits after dinner! You wash yourself too! Do you hear me! "I couldn't help but laugh at the end.
The class leader's tone suddenly sank. I felt like the phone suddenly had the effect of an air conditioner, and my ears felt like they were on the freezing point.
"Ye Lin, I'm talking to you about serious matters, is it fun to take advantage of me verbally? I won't be happy if you do it again. "
"Um … I was just joking!" I quickly apologized, "Don't be angry, I'll meet you guys on the highway soon! We'll talk about it then! "
It seemed like the class leader was also making a lot of noise, so she hung up. I put the phone back into my pocket.
"Pfft." The taxi driver couldn't help but laugh as if he heard Deyun Society's crosstalk, "Young man, did you make your girlfriend angry? Go home and wait to kneel on a washboard! "
Since the phone was already hung up and the class leader couldn't hear, I said stubbornly: "She only has verbal skills, she still listens to me when we get home! If I tell her to go east, she won't go west! If she talks back, I'll spank her butt! She'll behave after one round … "
Suddenly, a spam message popped up on my phone. I wasn't prepared for it. I was so scared that I almost jumped up in the back seat.
The taxi driver looked at me through the rearview mirror with a sympathetic gaze and nodded: "Bro, stop! I believe you! I believe you! "
Hey! Why do you look like you're pitying me! I really did spank the class leader's butt! I even spanked the class leader's brother's butt! As long as the class leader's parents don't come back, I'm already at the top of the food chain!
By the way, even though I left in a hurry, I still made some preparations.
First, I told my dad that the class leader couldn't make it today because she had something to do. I also had to leave at the last minute, so he didn't have to worry and I'll call him if I'm late.
My dad told me to be careful and not to get into fights. He also gave me some money for a taxi and food, which I accepted.
Mobile phone, keys, wallet, these were the three things that could not be forgotten.
Other than that, I also brought the 'Captain' Swiss army knife that Xiao Qin gave me at Chisong Mountain.
It wasn't that I felt like I had a heart attack, that I had lost the confidence to fight empty-handed, and that I wanted to use a knife against the dog traffickers. I just felt that this multi-purpose wilderness survival knife, which came with a flashlight, a can opener, a hacksaw, a ballpoint pen, a magnifying glass, and other functions, was a must-have tool for home travel, killing, and robbing. It was very worth carrying around.
What if I need to use a flashlight to look in the dark when I reach the highway? What if the canned dog food that the volunteer brought didn't come with a can opener? What if the lock on the metal cage is rusty and I need a hacksaw? What if I need to sign the contract with a ballpoint pen? What if I can find some clues with a magnifying glass?
Tools are a man's romance. I want to show off the Swiss army knife in front of everyone. I feel like a woman who just bought a beautiful dress and wants to wear it for everyone to see!
Professor Yu had mentioned in his spare time that when he was a guest at a friend's house in the United States before he graduated from university, the host would rarely show off the luxury car parked outside the house. Instead, he would often take out a metal set with 120 pieces of tools from the basement and show off that it was an original German toolbox!
Sure enough, screwdrivers and drills are a man's romance! Middle-class Americans could afford the luxury cars that Chinese people flocked to, but they rarely bought them. Moreover, they looked down on those who used luxury cars to show off their wealth. They often ridiculed them, saying, "Only men with small d * cks would buy luxury cars."
I don't plan on showing off a luxury car (I don't have one), but I do plan on showing off the Swiss army knife. Knives are for showing off, not for fighting.
Also, I know myself. Even if I don't have a heart disease, I can't beat a strong adult with my high school body and martial arts training.
Other than the Swiss army knife, I also picked up the sunglasses next to the knife.
Ai Mi gave it to me. She thought it was too big for her, but I still kept it even though I don't use it much.
The reason I wore the sunglasses was because I thought: Stopping a car to save a dog is easy to get on the news. If a reporter rushed over and captured me on camera, it would be troublesome.
Because I'm an actor! The first season of the 'Magic Cauldron' hasn't been aired in America yet, so I'm not worried about people recognizing me as the deaf-mute evil monk. But Director Cao's' Bloody Battle of Jin Ling 'has already finished airing online! I replaced Wu Sheng as Jin Ling Young Thug in the second half of the movie. What if some netizens recognized me after watching the movie?
Under my strong request, Wu Sheng's name was always in the cast list, but it wouldn't be good to cause trouble for Wu Sheng! 'Depressed bro' Wu Sheng is currently recuperating in a peaceful village under the Alps with his father who is a diplomat. I don't want him to become a topic of conversation and disturb his peace! His depression is very pitiful! He's only 18 years old, but his eyes look like he's 80 years old!
Another benefit of wearing sunglasses is that it can hide the ferocious gaze. Otherwise, why would the taxi driver joke about kneeling on a washboard when he sees me as a murderer?
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