Damn! Although I knew only Uncle Fireball and Shu Zhe were home, the sound coming through the door still sounded too much like a real girl's crying!
Psychologists had done special research and found that clothing had a strong psychological effect on people.
For example, if you wear an extravagant suit with diamond buttons, you will feel like a rich second generation. If you wear a tattered shirt full of patches, you will feel like a beggar (nonsense!).
A more realistic example would be to wear a well-ironed military uniform. It would make one feel more manly, and their combat effectiveness would also increase. Back in the day, many German youths enthusiastically joined the army. It was said that a large part of the reason was that they took a fancy to the handsome Nazi uniform, but no one knew if it was true or not.
In summary, Shu Zhe, who was dressed as a trap and wearing a maid's outfit, naturally received a strong psychological suggestion. He felt wronged and naturally started crying with a voice that was close to a female's.
Anyway, he has been practicing his' fake voice 'for a while now and he even paid to video chat with' Cilantro Buns'. I think Shu Zhe has already developed a habit of using his' fake voice 'whenever he wears female clothing.
"Bastard! What did he do to Xiao Red! "Fan Chuan was the first person who couldn't hold it in anymore and was about to smash the door open when he heard the crying.
When I came out of the VIP building today, I borrowed a pair of Ai Mi's large sunglasses to wear. Now that I was standing between Xiao Ding and Fan Chuan, I looked like a triad boss who brought his underlings to collect loan sharks.
Actually, they weren't the only ones who cared about Xiao Red. The peaked cap Tang Jiang from the Taekwondo dojo was also one of Xiao Red's pursuers. But because he didn't know Xiao Red was Shu Zhe, he couldn't bring him.
It's probably not my imagination, but I feel like Xiao Ding and Fan Chuan have more muscles compared to last time. It seems like they have secretly trained.
Are you guys trying to gain the favor of a trap and build a better body for yourselves? Love is the best weight loss medicine!
Since you guys have trained, then subduing Uncle Fireball is even easier. After all, his right arm suffered a severe tear and he is still recovering.
Before Fan Chuan could smash the door, it opened from the inside and Uncle Fireball's light brown face appeared.
"Who are you guys looking for?"
It had to be said that the image on the internet and the image in real life were often worlds apart.
Judging from Uncle Fireball's online chats, I thought Uncle Fireball was a wretched fatty similar to Director Cao in terms of body and temperament. However, when I saw him in person today, I realized that was not the case.
Compared to Xiao Ding and Fan Chuan, he was more like a thug who collected protection fees! Although the bulging muscles under the green singlet weren't trained into exaggerated shapes like mine, it was more practical and showed its owner's identity as a veteran of the jungle.
He's a little shorter than my dad, but he's more stocky overall. His broad chin and the light-colored scar near his ear boasted of his manliness! Looking from afar, he didn't see the slightest bit of Uncle Fireball's wretchedness. All he saw was the imposing and dignified Forest Guardian Shu Dongbo!
But if you looked closely, Shu Dongbo's eyes weren't as sharp as the class leader's. It was as if a hero doesn't mention his past achievements. Now that he's retired, a wretchedness slowly seeped out from the depths of his eyes.
Looking over his shoulder, I could see one of the bedroom doors was closed. Shu Zhe must have been crying in that bedroom, but the sound of his crying was so soft that it couldn't be heard anymore.
Xiao Ding and Fan Chuan didn't expect Uncle Fireball to be like this, so they took a step back in fear. However, no one wanted to show weakness in front of a competitor, so they mustered up their courage and went forward again to question Uncle Fireball.
"You're the one who's abusing Shu Zhe."
"You're abusing your nephew … hand over Xiao Hong."
Uncle Fireball's expression changed when he heard us talk about this. In order to not let the neighbors misunderstand, he hurriedly opened the door 90 degrees and signaled us to go in with his eyes.
He might have forgotten that he was no longer the same as before. Due to the bear's scratch, his left arm was thick and his right arm was thin. Not only was it inconvenient to use it, but it also made people think that he had been rubbing himself too much and that he was a left-handed person.
"Which one of you is Shu Zhe's classmate?"
After closing the door, Uncle Fireball stood in the living room and asked us directly without inviting us to sit down.
Your IQ is pretty high. No wonder you're the class leader's uncle. You immediately knew that one of us was Shu Zhe's schoolmate, and he's also the owner of the online store that sells traps to you.
The problem is, can't you see it? Xiao Ding and Fan Chuan are both university students. I'm wearing sunglasses and I'm also very tall. Can't you tell which one of us is a middle school student?
'What the f * ck?!' I don't look that old! It's fine if someone mistook me as a high school student, but now I can't even see through a university student.
I angrily took off my sunglasses to let Uncle Fireball see that I wasn't a university student.
Uncle Fireball was stunned when he saw my typical ferocious gaze. He immediately said righteously:
"It's a serious offense to secretly cut down trees. If it's a large amount, you'll be sentenced to up to three years in prison … "
Damn, do you still think you're a forest guard? Do you still think you're a forest guard? Do I look like someone who breaks the law? Do you think I'm here for illegal logging the moment you see me?!
But after I took off my sunglasses, Uncle Fireball could tell that I was the youngest among the three, so I should be Shu Zhe's classmate.
"Hey! You're Ye Lin, right? You've been lying to me for a long time. "
He was about to grab my chest with his left hand, but I waved my hand like a boss and had Xiao Ding and Fan Chuan block in front of me.
My heart isn't in good condition right now, otherwise, I'll beat up the class leader's uncle even if he's the class leader's uncle.
The living room was decorated very normally. I sat down in the middle of the sofa and pretentiously said to Uncle Fireball:
"It's a habit of elementary school students to think of using violence to solve problems. If you're an adult, then sit down and talk with me."
I actually like using violence to solve problems, but unfortunately I can't use it right now.
"Talk with me? What do you want to talk about? "Uncle Fireball was still angry, but he was blocked by Xiao Ding and Fan Chuan, so he couldn't get close to me.
I crossed my legs on the sofa, "Of course I want to talk about an idiot who can't even tell the difference between a man and a woman, and insisted on buying trap clothes. I didn't sell it to him, but he gave me a bad review …"
Uncle Fireball immediately blushed. Strictly speaking, he bought the trap clothes by mistake, and it had a lot to do with him. It wouldn't be an exaggeration to say he forced me to sell it to him. It was a bit like getting caught in a cocoon of one's own making.
"What? You bought Xiao Hong's underwear? "Fan Chuan's eyes were about to spit fire," You evil uncle! What did you use it for! Hand it all over! "
She had a feeling that Fan Chuan wanted Little Red's undergarments because he wanted to use them to do some evil things for himself.
"Stop arguing." Xiao Ding reminded, "Let's go see how Xiao Hong is. Why was she crying earlier?"
"Do you even need to ask?" If it wasn't for the fact that Uncle Fireball had muscles all over his body, Fan Chuan would've kicked him. "He must've done this to Xiao Hong first, then that, thoroughly humiliating her from the inside out! I can't hold myself back when Xiao Hong dresses like a cat maid! "
While lamenting, he shouted at the closed door of the bedroom, "Little Red, don't cry! I'll go comfort you right now! Don't worry, I won't despise you! As long as you're willing, I'll take care of you for the rest of your life! "
Uncle Fireball guessed that the person I brought knew about Shu Zhe's identity as a trap, but he never expected Fan Chuan to be so bold as to propose to his own nephew.
Thus, I stayed in place and let Fan Chuan open the bedroom door to check on Shu Zhe.
After the door opened, I saw Shu Zhe lying on the edge of the bed with his bare feet and knees touching the ground. He had a soft black cat tail sticking out from under his maid skirt. He also wore a pair of cat ears that matched the color of his wig. His eyes were red from crying and he looked like a pitiful little girl.
From a certain point of view, his attire was terrible, but from another point of view, it was stunning.
If the class leader dared to dress like this in front of me, I would turn into a beast. Who cares if I would die from heart palpitations!
But even though Shu Zhe was dressed like this, his clothes were still neat and there were no signs of him being violated (at least there were no signs of his anus being penetrated).
"Xiao, Xiao Hong, are you okay?" Fan Chuan stuttered from excitement when he saw Shu Zhe dressed as a cat maid.
Xiao Ding, who was standing between me and Uncle Fireball, also took a step back while clutching his heart. It was as if he was shot in the chest by Cupid's arrow.
There was a myth that said that Cupid, the God of Love, had a debate with a mad god one day. The mad god lost to Cupid, so he became angry and dug out Cupid's eyes. As a result, Zeus punished the mad god to be Cupid's "guide dog". From then on, the person who commanded Cupid to aim at young men and women with his golden bow and silver arrows was a mad guy.
"Love is crazy, but love is also blind."
That's where the above saying came from.
Cupid, you blind b * stard! Mad god, you should also go back to the mental hospital! Do you guys not even know the difference between genders now?
Shu Zhe saw someone came over to comfort him, but he didn't say what happened to him. Instead, he started crying even harder. Fan Chuan was at a loss as to what to do and he was swearing that he would treat Shu Zhe well in the future.
Xiao Ding noticed that Uncle Fireball didn't seem to have any intention of fighting me, so he nodded at me in greeting. Then, he followed behind Fan Chuan and circled around Shu Zhe.
All of a sudden, there were two men comforting him. In the process, there was no lack of jealousy and mutual sabotage. Although Shu Zhe's face was still buried in the bed and his shoulders were trembling violently, his cries could no longer be heard.
Do you enjoy it a bit? Do you enjoy the feeling of being cared for and cared for?
When you were a boy, you were either beaten by Tang Jiang and his gang by the river, beaten by Li CunZhuang in a sandpit, or beaten by me at any time. As a result, you became a trap and became the object of protection for men! Tang Jiang didn't know your true identity so he could ignore it for now, but Fan Chuan and Xiao Ding clearly knew you were a trap and still cared for you from the bottom of their hearts!
Uncle Fireball was a bit dumbfounded! His nephew was being pursued by two university boys! She was not his niece, but his nephew!
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