After putting down the phone, I decided when Shu Zhe's ass was about to be penetrated by his own uncle.
I'm going to eat the lunch that the French chef prepared!
What? Is it strange for me to make this decision? If I don't eat, how would I have the energy to think and act!
Also, if the French chef saw me leave right after he finished cooking, he might think that his cooking skills were rejected and commit suicide! It's also a matter of life and death here!
I used the time I was eating to plan my actions in the afternoon.
First of all, the success rate of going to Uncle Fireball alone as the owner of the 'Happy Valley Love Products Store' is very low.
The stubbornness of perverts is second only to the right-wing Japanese who visit the Yasukuni Shrine. Words alone won't make them repent.
Also, I have to recognize reality. Towards small fries, the violent threats that I used to be the best at are useless in front of Uncle Fireball.
It's not only because I have a viral heart disease, but also because Uncle Fireball used to be the China version of Bear Grylls.
He stayed in the mountains with wild animals for more than ten years! Even though he was dragged down by his one and a half year career on the internet, he was still a strong middle-aged man. Even if my viral heart disease was cured, I couldn't say that I would be able to win against him with his injured right arm.
After all, I'm only 14 years old! Even though my body has reached the standard of a 16 year old, I'm still in the process of maturing. For the mature Uncle Fireball, I'm still an unevolved body! I'm at a huge disadvantage!
Also, if Uncle Fireball finds out that I'm the bad classmate who forced Shu Zhe to sell women's underwear and the owner of the "Happy Valley Love Shop" that he communicated with many times online, wouldn't he be furious? What if he throws five fireballs at me? I don't have enough health right now, so I should directly return to the respawn point.
That's why I can't fight alone, I have to bring someone.
The problem is, who should I bring?
The criteria is simple: I can only bring people who know that Shu Zhe has been a trap.
Otherwise, there will be more and more troubles in the future. It's like tearing down the east wall to pay the west wall. My weak little heart can't handle too much.
Other than me, Uncle Fireball, and the class leader, who knows that Shu Zhe was a trap?
There were such people, such as Xiao Ding from the pet hospital, and Fan Chuan, a college student who broke up with his girlfriend because of a trap.
They both played competitive games, but Little Ding was a DOTA fan, while Fan Chuan was a LOL fan. For the sake of which game was more competitive, the two parties argued endlessly. From presenting facts and reasoning at every turn, it escalated to personal attacks, cursing the other party's entire family to die.
Last time, Xiao Ding, who didn't have a girlfriend at all, boasted in an online war of words over the question "Whose girlfriend is prettier, Dota or LOL?". He had no choice but to ask me for help, so I had Shu Zhe pretend to be Xiao Ding's girlfriend.
Throughout the entire process of pretending to be a girlfriend, Shu Zhe didn't make any mistakes. Moreover, he was so gorgeous that he attracted the attention of all the men in the cafe.
But Fan Chuan, the head of LOL's Verbal Cannon branch, who goes by the ID "Unending Flow", saw through Shu Zhe's identity after the party ended because he once saw Eunuch Cao wearing a wig in the men's washroom at Imperial Cinema. He chased after Shu Zhe and said he already broke up with his girlfriend and wanted to compete with Xiao Ding to be Shu Zhe's boyfriend.
Originally, Xiao Ding didn't think much of Shu Zhe as a trap. However, when he saw that the guy in front of him actually knew that Shu Zhe was a man and still wanted to date him. He didn't hesitate to break up with his university girlfriend for Shu Zhe. For a moment, Xiao Ding felt dizzy and wondered if society had changed. It was normal to find a trap as a girlfriend.
The two of them originally belonged to parties that were incompatible like fire and water, and they quarreled over the trap, so it developed into a real PK. It even affected a middle-aged woman who was watching and gossiping, causing Xiao Ding to have a black eye, and Fan Chuan to be locked up for more than ten days because he beat up the middle-aged woman.
So, not only do these two know Shu Zhe's identity as a trap, but they would also be happy to participate in an operation to save Shu Zhe.
It's better than calling Peng TouSi away from Ai Mi, telling him to return from film city, then explaining the complicated situation to him and asking him to help me deal with Uncle Fireball.
"Lin, so you like traps and don't like me, right?"
What if Peng TouSi gets jealous of Shu Zhe! I can't let him know I made Shu Zhe act as a trap! Also, isn't it overkill to let the world's number one expert (probably) deal with a former forest ranger who only has one arm!
Xiao Ding and Fan Chuan are both university graduates. Although they are otakus and their fighting strength isn't impressive, their bodies don't lose out to others. They still have a deterrent force when they stand there.
If I bring two university students to negotiate with Uncle Fireball, he wouldn't fall out with me right? I don't believe we can't subdue you with so many people!
I don't know Fan Chuan's contact information, so I first called Xiao Ding from the pet hospital.
"Xiao Ding? Listen to me, Xiao Hong ran into some trouble. "
Shu Zhe's identity as a trap, he always uses "Xiao Hong" as his name offline. If he uses "Xiao Hong", other people are used to using "she" next to the word "female" to refer to him.
"Xiao Ye, you mean … Shu Sha's brother?"
Xiao Ding's voice sounded a bit hesitant, as if the word "Xiao Hong" would make him very conflicted.
Unlike Fan Chuan, Xiao Ding has not made up his mind to chase after a trap. As his buddy, I don't want him to be like that.
If one day Shu Zhe really becomes my "sister-in-law", my worldview would be shattered and I would vomit blood to death!
That's why I called him because Xiao Ding is an insider and he has a good relationship with Shu Sha who often volunteers at the pet hospital.
"Xiao Ding, Xiao Hong's trouble is that her uncle found out she's' Xiao Hong ', so her uncle forced her to be' Xiao Hong 'to do housework and serve people …"
"What!?" Xiao Ding was shocked, "How can her uncle be so perverted!? How does Xiao Hong serve her uncle!? "
I felt like Xiao Ding's tone of concern was a bit excessive, so I advised him to calm down: "Right now, he's only letting Xiao Hong massage his shoulders and back, but I don't know after 5 pm …"
"I, I'll go save her!" Xiao Ding quickly said, "Xiao Ye, weren't you resting after the mountain climbing accident? Tell me her uncle's address, I'll go save her myself! "
I told Xiao Ding that I'm pretty much done resting, so I can still go out and talk.
Then I asked Xiao Ding if he knew Fan Chuan's contact information. As they are sworn enemies who often argue on the internet, they should have each other's contact information.
"Why are you calling that pervert Fan Chuan?" Xiao Ding immediately became vigilant, "He's a damn trap …"
Hey, Xiao Ding, you're about to lose the right to scold him! Your concern for Xiao Hong has already exceeded the normal range! Could it be that after being your girlfriend for a few hours the last time, you've fallen for my beauty?
Different from Shu Sha, Xiao Hong's natural weakness awoke the sense of responsibility you've always lacked, so you're in a hurry to give her gentle care and a solid arm to rely on!
I quickly corrected Xiao Ding's sense of danger: "Xiao Ding, I'm calling you because I hope you can help me solve this embarrassing matter for Xiao Hong for the sake of Shu Sha and me, I'm not asking you to be a hero and save the damsel in distress!"
Xiao Ding was silent for a while while in thought.
"I'm asking you to contact Fan Chuan because he's one of the few people who knows about Xiao Hong's situation. One more arm means a higher chance of solving the problem. Even if you don't get along with Fan Chuan, if you think about it, just treat it as … treat it as doing it for Xiao Hong! "
After going around in circles for a while, I returned the focus back to Xiao Hong. I seem to have been influenced by Ai ShuQiao in some way to convince others by using their weakness.
"Al … Okay!" Xiao Ding thought about it again and again, then gave me Fan Chuan's phone number, "But Xiao Ye, you can contact him yourself, I don't want to talk to him."
After we agreed, we met in front of the pet hospital and I called Fan Chuan's phone number.
Ever since Fan Chuan was locked up for a fight because of a trap, he was scolded by his parents, and because he was looking for a job after graduating from university, he was extremely busy. He only called Shu Zhe a few times and didn't come to pester him.
Even those few calls were mushy enough to make Shu Zhe's heart jump, but Shu Zhe didn't dare to block Fan Chuan's number, afraid that he wouldn't be able to resist calling his home and his sister would hear it.
"Be my girlfriend! I'll definitely treat you well! "
"I'm currently working hard to train my body and also looking for a job. I'll definitely be able to support you in the future, and I'll satisfy you in all aspects!"
"True love transcends gender! Leave everything behind and be with me! I'll never betray you! For you, I've already cut off all contact with my ex-girlfriend! "
"As long as you say the word, I can even stop playing LOL!"
Damn, that last sentence was really heavy. For Fan Chuan, who broke up with his girlfriend because "she's taking the postgraduate entrance exam, so I want to play LOL", to be able to stop playing LOL for Shu Zhe, he might really love Shu Zhe …
As I expected, the moment I told Fan Chuan about Xiao Hong's experience, Fan Chuan was so excited that he wanted to grow wings and fly over.
"What? Xiao Hong was forced to dress up as a cat maid and wash her uncle's back? "
"I won't fucking forgive him! Isn't his nickname 'Uncle Fireball'? Even if he's the sun, I'll still destroy him! Tell me the address! I'll definitely take revenge for him stealing my wife! "
Then I heard the sound of nosebleed and Fan Chuan muttering to himself:
"This dog, cat ears, cat tail, maid outfit … Someone actually beat him to it …"
An hour later, while Dr. Yu was taking an afternoon nap, I changed out of the patient's clothes, greeted 004 and 005, then met up with the two of them at the entrance of the pet hospital.
Xiao Ding and Fan Chuan were competing in the dark. Neither of them looked the other in the eye, but now that they had a common goal, they could barely form a temporary alliance.
I followed the address that Shu Zhe sent over and called a taxi to Uncle Fireball's house with the escort of two university students.
I looked at my watch, it was only 2: 20 in the afternoon, so Shu Zhe's chrysanthemum shouldn't have suffered yet.
Right when I was about to press the doorbell, I heard the faint sound of a girl crying.
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