"Lil 'Red, what did that bastard do to you?"
Fan Chuan couldn't hold it in anymore and asked Shu Zhe anxiously.
"Yeah." Xiao Ding also said from behind, "If you don't tell us, how would we know how to get revenge for you?"
Unless they knew beforehand, no one would be able to tell that the "Lil 'Red" trembling on the bed was actually a cute boy.
Shu Zhe raised his head and used his slender arm with maid accessories to wipe his tears and said with grievance:
"Uncle, he … he couldn't wait before the package arrived. He, he forced me to drink …"
Fan Chuan saw the glistening unknown liquid slide down from the corner of Shu Zhe's mouth. He didn't know if it was tears or something else.
The furious Fan Chuan roared with bloodshot eyes, "They even did that kind of thing to you?! He did it to your mouth … "
Anger was anger, but even Uncle Fireball and I, who were in the living room, could hear the concern and love in his voice.
"Yeah." Shu Zhe, who was emotionally unstable, sniffled and nodded. Actually, he might not have heard Fan Chuan's question clearly.
Xiao Ding stomped his feet in anger and glared at Uncle Fireball who was standing in the living room. Uncle Fireball frowned and didn't respond.
"It, it doesn't matter even if he did that to me."
Fan Chuan was planning on rushing into the living room to fight Uncle Fireball, but when he saw Shu Zhe's eyes were red and he was out of breath from crying for a long time, he felt he had a responsibility to stay by his side.
"Lil 'Red! My love for you transcends gender! Why would I care if someone touched you? "Fan Chuan said loudly," Don't be sad. I'm here to protect you. I won't let anyone hurt you in the future. "
When he got emotional, he couldn't help but lean down and hug Shu Zhe's waist from behind. He wanted to squeeze the sobbing cat eared maid into his broad chest.
Shu Zhe was stunned when he was suddenly hugged and felt the sincerity in his words. He didn't struggle like he did when Fan Chuan hugged him in the men's washroom. Instead, he allowed Fan Chuan's arms to wrap around his waist.
Their bodies were separated by a thin layer of cloth, and they were stuck together tightly. Presumably, even the beating of their hearts could be transmitted, right?
For a long time, Shu Zhe, who only knew how to worship money and play tricks, suddenly had an extremely rare expression of safety and happiness appear on his face.
Even though it was fleeting, the pair of black pupils that were genetically identical to the class leader swept away all the darkness and darkness in a thousandth of a second. She was immersed in a trembling happiness and joy.
His pupils immediately contracted, and his expression showed a kind of self-loathing. But no matter what, he did not break free from Fan Chuan's embrace, not even trying.
After being threatened by her uncle for several days, she finally found a harbor where she could temporarily take refuge?
Xiao Ding felt that Fan Chuan's actions were too bold, but he also hated that Fan Chuan had taken the initiative. He had no choice but to awkwardly watch the two of them hug each other.
Uncle Fireball's eyes widened as he commented, "F * ck, each generation is more unrestrained than the last!"
Hearing his uncle's words, Shu Zhe seemed to remember the experience of having something poured into his mouth. He coughed a few times and complained, "It tastes terrible … uncle forced me to drink it … it tastes terrible …"
Fan Chuan hugged Shu Zhe tightly while staring at Uncle Fireball with murderous eyes. At the same time, he comforted Shu Zhe:
"Don't cry! I won't force you! Also, I'll eat pineapple every day, it'll definitely taste better! "
Fan Chuan, that's enough! Where on earth did you hear this folk prescription from?! Even if you insist on eating pineapple for a year, Shu Zhe still wouldn't find it delicious!
Shu Zhe didn't seem to understand what Fan Chuan meant, but he shyly turned his body to a small angle.
"Fan Chuan, you …"
"Call me Xiao Chuan! I've said it before! Xiao Hong, if you have any requests, just tell me! "
"Xiao Chuan, you …" Shu Zhe said with a red face, "You're making me very uncomfortable …"
"Okay, you damn pervert!" Xiao Ding finally couldn't take it anymore and reached out to grab the back of Fan Chuan's neck.
Fan Chuan dodged as he said, "Go away! I'm just saying, 'love will come naturally!' We're a couple, what does it have to do with a Dota guy like you! "
"Of course it has to do with me!" Xiao Ding said incoherently, "Dota is the greatest game in the world! Those who play LOL are all elementary school students! "
"Hmph! As long as Xiao Hong is willing to play with me, I can uninstall the LOL client tomorrow! Can you uninstall the Dota client?! "
"I …" Xiao Ding hesitated.
Fan Chuan saw it and sneered, "How about it? Although Xiao Hong pretended to be your girlfriend, I still love her more! You can't even bear to uninstall the Dota client … "
"This doesn't prove anything!" Xiao Ding was embarrassed into anger, "This only proves that Dota users are more loyal than LOL users! If you have the guts, you can fight with me … "
"I'm not going! If you want to play, come to the Demacia server to find me! "
"F * ck off, Demacia! Let go of Xiao Hong first! "
"I'm not letting go! Xiao Hong likes to be hugged by me! Don't you think so, Xiao Hong? "
"…"
Shu Zhe was being fought over by the two men. He was silent and didn't speak.
"That's enough!" On the contrary, Uncle Fireball couldn't stay silent anymore, "You molested my nephew in front of me. Do you really think I'm disabled!"
"What right do you have to say that?" Fan Chuan glared at Uncle Fireball, "You, as her uncle, actually poured it into Xiao Hong's mouth …"
He couldn't finish his sentence in disgust.
"What did I pour into it?!" Uncle Fireball was also angry. He pointed at the half a bottle of Wuliangye on the table, "I just wanted my nephew to drink with me! Who knew he would cry after tasting it! "
"Eh?" Xiao Ding was stunned, "So it wasn't, it wasn't …"
"What did you think it was?!" Uncle Fireball roared, "What did you think I did to my nephew! What do you want to do to my nephew in the future! "
Fan Chuan didn't believe it immediately. He asked Shu Zhe in his arms. After getting an affirmative answer, he let out a breath of anger.
"Good thing you didn't do it, otherwise I wouldn't forgive you bastard Su Dongbo …"
"You're the one called Su Dongbo!" Uncle Fireball said angrily, "I'm Shu Dongbo! Let go of my nephew! "
"Why should I let go?" Fan Chuan curled his lips, "It's a free relationship. If you want to interfere as an uncle, I'll turn you into Dongbo pork!"
I originally thought it would be a family tragedy, but it turned into a farce. I couldn't hold back my laughter as I sat on the sofa and asked Shu Zhe:
"What? Xiao Zhe, are you and Fan Chuan in a free relationship? Then I'll have to congratulate the two of you … "
Shu Zhe started to struggle in Fan Chuan's embrace after being reminded by my sarcasm. He also used his eyes to signal for Fan Chuan to let go, so Fan Chuan could only reluctantly let go.
"You can stay." Uncle Fireball ordered as if he was the owner, "You two have nothing to do with my nephew, you can leave!"
"No way!" Fan Chuan refused, "Who knows how a perverted uncle like you will abuse Xiao Hong after we leave!"
Xiao Ding also agreed with Fan Chuan and said: "Su Dongbo isn't a good person either! He's a pedophile and he bought a concubine in Hangzhou when she was only 12! "
"I already said I'm not called Su Dongbo!" Uncle Fireball was about to vomit blood.
Although it seems like the Uncle Fireball in real life is less perverted than on the internet, I still can't let my guard down. It would be dangerous if I stayed behind to negotiate with him in my current condition.
Thus I cleared my throat, "From the class leader's perspective, I should call you Uncle Shu, but why does it feel a bit awkward …"
"Hmph, my surname isn't auspicious even when playing mahjong. You can just call me Uncle Fireball, it's not like other people know what it means."
Shu Dongbo didn't let me call him Uncle Dongbo. I'm not sure if it's because he has a shadow of Su Dongbo, but he's afraid I'll call him Uncle Dongbo or Dongbo pork.
I glanced at Shu Zhe's bedroom and the two traps standing in the bedroom.
"Uncle Fireball, you should already know what kind of relationship they have with Shu Zhe. You won't be able to chase them away before you figure it out. It's better to let them stay here. If you have anything to say to them later, you can also say it to them. "
"What's there to explain?!" Uncle Fireball snorted. "They should stay away from my nephew! If I hadn't turned in the shotgun … "
Eh? Uncle Fireball, you don't have a shotgun anymore? I don't know why but I let out a sigh of relief. I was worried you would give the class leader a good shotgun and she would become a 'dual gun user' or even a 'triple gun user'.
"You're the one who should stay away from your nephew!" Fan Chuan and Xiao Ding were certainly not convinced.
Out of everyone, I was the one with the calmest emotions. Feeling agitated, I pointed to the other bedroom with the sunglasses I had taken off.
"How about this, Uncle Fireball, come with me to your and your wife's bedroom and we can talk about what you want to do with Shu Zhe after dinner."
Fan Chuan and Xiao Ding both looked at Uncle Fireball with disdain. Uncle Fireball didn't respond, instead, he pointed at them and said:
"We're going to the main room to talk, and you're leaving them in the small room with my nephew? How can I be at ease? "
"Don't look down on people!" Fan Chuan shouted, "I'm not like you. If Xiao Hong says she doesn't want to, I definitely won't force her!"
"Me too!" Xiao Ding said with a sense of pride that came from who knows where.
Shu Zhe lowered his head and didn't say anything. I pondered for a bit and said to Uncle Fireball: "Xiao Ding and Fan Chuan will supervise each other. Also, we're so close, so if something really happens, I'll come with you to stop it …"
"Okay." Uncle Fireball nodded, "But I have to warn you: if you guys work together and do something to Shu Zhe — —"
"— — Shu Zhe's sister won't let you off! I personally taught my niece's marksmanship! Do you think your heads are harder than a boar's? "
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