"We can't just let it go."
After dinner, Uncle Fireball suddenly said to me after Fan Chuan and Xiao Ding escorted Shu Zhe, who had changed back into men's clothing.
As for letting Fan Chuan and Xiao Ding escort Shu Zhe, I was very reassured. Fan Chuan made a vow of undying love, and already broke up with his girlfriend for the trap, and although Xiao Ding was still a bit hesitant in his heart, in the fight with Fan Chuan, he also positioned himself as one of Shu Zhe's future boyfriends.
The two prospective boyfriends would do their best to send Shu Zhe home, and they would supervise each other on the way to prevent each other from doing anything inappropriate.
If the class leader saw her brother together with Xiao Ding from the pet hospital and another unknown man who looked like a university student, she might even be happy. She might think her brother's manliness would increase after making so many male friends.
That's a huge mistake! Those aren't Shu Zhe's male friends, they're boyfriends! Class leader, you're so sad! You haven't even enjoyed the treatment of having a boyfriend send you home, but your brother is already one step ahead of you!
And it's two boyfriends at once! Shu Zhe, you bitch who can have any man you want! Do you even deserve to enter our house! Do you have the nerve to eat the food made by your clean sister!
I didn't go with them because I felt a bit sorry for the class leader, and I didn't want to be a third wheel for Shu Zhe and his two boyfriends.
That's why I stayed and planned on discussing with Uncle Fireball how to hide the fact that her brother has become a trap from the class leader. That way we can avoid getting his head blown off.
I was a bit confused as to why Uncle Fireball suddenly said "we can't just let it go".
The laptop he brought home from the guardian's hut happened to be on my home's webpage. There were still some rope model photos of Shu Zhe that hadn't been completely erased.
"Are you worried about Fan Chuan and Xiao Ding?" I guessed.
"There's no need to fear those two trash fighters." Uncle Fireball waved his calloused hand. "I can tell that Little Red is just toying with their feelings. They're two idiots who've fallen into the trap of a trap …"
"Hey! You've already started calling Shu Zhe 'Little Red', and you still have the cheek to say that others have fallen into a trap? "
Uncle Fireball clenched and unclenched his left hand and sneered, "I've been calling her 'Little Red' and 'Sister Red Bean' on the Internet all the time. Also, I didn't use any code names but discussed her directly. Wouldn't it be even worse if Sha Sha heard us?"
I nodded in agreement. Uncle Fireball was quite reliable when he wasn't perverted.
If the class leader heard us say 'Shu Zhe got another boyfriend', she would definitely be suspicious. We might as well say 'Xiao Hong got another boyfriend' since the class leader doesn't know who Xiao Hong is.
"Then …" I asked, "Uncle Fireball, what do you mean by 'we can't just let it go'?"
"I'm talking about your online store!" Uncle Fireball used his knuckles to tap the laptop screen so hard that ripples appeared on the screen. "I spent a lot of money to buy fake female student underwear from your online store. Are you going to let it go just like that?"
Seeing how excited Uncle Fireball was, I smiled and said, "Uncle Fireball, if you want a refund, I will deduct as much of the cost as possible and return it to you. However, your nephew took a large portion of the profit, so he is also part of the 'cost'!"
"I'm not asking for a refund!" Uncle Fireball slapped the table next to the laptop, "I have nowhere to spend my money on the mountain, and now that I've received a lot of disability compensation, I don't lack that bit of money! I'm just angry that I was tricked by a trap despite being an experienced person for so many years! Using a trap's underwear … "
In the end, real life can't be compared to the internet. Uncle Fireball probably felt that what he did was too shameful, so he didn't have the nerve to say it in front of me.
"Then what are you going to do?" I tilted my head and asked, "After two days of cultivation, you've already developed boundless love, you can even accept traps …"
"It's one thing to accept it now, but it can't change the fact that I was tricked!" Uncle Fireball had a stubborn expression, "I've decided! I can't be the only one to be tricked! I want more people to be tricked! I want to take revenge on society!! "
"Keep your voice down! Be careful of the police checking your water meter! " I quickly made a shushing gesture, then lowered my voice and asked: "How are you going to take revenge on society?"
"Do you even need to ask!" Uncle Fireball puffed out his chest and said arrogantly, "Xiao Hong's underwear sales and video chatting business are all going to be transferred to my home! I want to make these businesses bigger and stronger! "
"… …"
"What? You don't agree? You're not willing to transfer these businesses to me? " Uncle Fireball snorted, "As expected, compared to the Happy Valley Love Goods Store, the Happy Valley Perverted Goods Store has higher profits!"
It's true that the profits are high, but it's also a huge psychological burden. Also, my dad wouldn't agree to me selling these things, so I've already transferred most of these businesses to Shu Zhe.
I thought about it for a bit, then nodded: "Okay, Uncle Fireball, if you're interested, from now on, you'll be the owner of the Happy Valley Love Goods Store's branch, the Happy Valley Perverted Goods Store! You'll be in charge of everything that comes out of Xiao Hong's store! I'll only accept the money that is transferred to my Alipay account, then split it 20-80 with you every month, how about that? "
"Huh? I didn't know you were so generous! " Uncle Fireball's expression brightened up, "For an old store with high credibility like yours, they usually charge a lot of money for lending it to others."
"We're friends!" I punched Uncle Fireball's thick left arm (his muscles are really tough) to get close to him.
Anyway, Shu Zhe might not give up on his original ways of making money before he receives enough boyfriend gifts. Instead of letting him take the risk and continue doing those things under the class leader's nose, it would be better to let him come to Uncle Fireball's place and open up a new studio.
If it wasn't for the fact that selling these things would be too immoral, I would take out 10% of the profits for charity. Even if it's a 10-90 split between Shu Zhe and his nephew.
All in all, on this dark and windy night, an evil and cruel plan took its first step.
The Happy Valley Perverted Goods Store was finally born! From authentic lingerie to high school girls' "holy water", from red lip balloons to all kinds of "girl juice", and even the "fetus hair pen" that Uncle Fireball had always strongly recommended … In short, it was worthy of celebration! It's a great opening sale! It's free shipping and free gifts! Don't miss it!
Uncle Fireball, you're amazing! Not only can you get rid of your boring life after you retire, but you can also take revenge on society!
It's because it's all fake from start to finish! According to you, you want to pull all the VIP customers who spend ¥800 or more into a QQ group, then upload some photos of Sister Red Beans to attract attention? What a scam! Those customers think they're buying items related to beautiful girls, but they don't know it's actually a trap!
Ksitigarbha Bodhisattva once said: "If I don't go to hell, who will?"
Uncle Fireball also said: "If I go to hell, I'll definitely drag everyone down with me!"
You can't be the only one who suffers from traps. If you fall for a trap, then everyone will suffer together. If you fall for a trap, then everyone will fall for it together!
(Friendly reminder: If you're planning on buying the so-called 'original girl's underwear', please be careful! Because there's a high chance you'll end up buying authentic Taiyuan's underwear! Also, if you join a QQ group that starts with 138 * * * * *, then for the sake of your sexual orientation, please leave the group immediately!) After discussing the cooperation, Uncle Fireball's mood became better. He pointed at our store's page on the screen and gave us a lot of suggestions for improvements.
I have to admit, although Uncle Fireball has only been online for a year and a half, he has a lot of experience. He has a lot of insight into the development, trends, and audience of adult products.
As expected of someone who had lost his hunter's aura!
Uncle Fireball even suggested that he would use a portion of his disability pension to invest in the store. Not only did he want to make the Happy Valley Perverted Goods Store bigger and stronger, but he also felt that the Happy Valley Love Store had areas that could be improved.
I thought about it and felt that Uncle Fireball might be more suitable for the adult goods business than me and my dad.
It just so happened that the owners of my dad's online adult goods store, "Qiao Baobao", were in the middle of a divorce. The male owner was planning on selling a portion of the hottest items to my dad at a low price. If we add in Uncle Fireball's investment, then wouldn't we be able to expand our business?
It's not that I plan on guarding the adult goods store for the rest of my life, but it's because I saw hope that my dad could no longer manage the adult goods store. That's why I thought it was a good idea to let Uncle Fireball invest.
It's because Auntie Ren's brother, the chairman of QingZi Education Group, Ren Hongde, seems to want my dad to become a high school teacher at his school!
He used to be a space physics university lecturer, so if he wanted to teach high school physics, he would have more than enough knowledge!
If he really became a high school teacher, then he wouldn't have time to manage the store, so it's better to find a suitable candidate and sell the store to someone else.
If Uncle Fireball really has the ability to manage a business, then isn't this the best choice! He has plenty of time at home after he retires!
It's not a bad idea to turn the "Happy Valley Love Products Store" into a shareholding system! In the future, I can slowly hand over all of the business to Uncle Fireball, then my dad can focus on being a high school teacher!
My dad is finally not selling adult goods anymore! My dad is going back to being a teacher! Although a high school teacher sounds a bit worse than a university teacher, it's still a teacher!
That's why I promised Uncle Fireball that I would go back and discuss with my dad about him wanting to invest.
Since I didn't have a heart attack after going out for so long, I returned to room 103 in the VIP building with great expectations for the future and had a good night's sleep.
The next morning, the class leader and Gong CaiCai unexpectedly came to visit me.
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