After Gong CaiCai expressed that she wasn't interested in French food, the class leader also said she wasn't going to eat lunch here. She was already embarrassed to disturb them in the rain, so how could she shamelessly freeload for lunch.
"Also, I have to go home and cook for Xiao Zhe." The class leader looked at the time on her phone, "He just came back from auntie's house yesterday. Maybe he's not used to her cooking, I think he's a bit skinny."
It's not because he was hungry, it's because Uncle Fireball forced him to wear a maid outfit and do chores that he would never do at home! Bastard! I might as well let Shu Zhe dress up like a maid at home every day! At least help his sister wash the dishes!
"It's rare for Xiao Zhe to stay at home during Chinese Valentine's Day." The class leader always acted like there was no one else around when she talked about her brother, "I heard a lot of his classmates have dates with girls, young people nowadays …"
The class leader's tone made it seem like she was much older than Shu Zhe.
"I suspected Xiao Zhe had a girlfriend a while ago, but it doesn't seem to be the case after some observation. Maybe it was just my imagination."
You're not wrong! Shu Zhe did break up with his girlfriend! And now he's someone else's girlfriend! You would never have thought of something so ridiculous!
The class leader took out her phone to check the time, but before she could put it back in her pocket, the phone began to vibrate. The class leader set her phone to vibrate after entering the VIP building, probably because she felt like she was an uninvited guest and didn't want to disturb others.
"Hey, Xiao Zhe? Are you going out? " The class leader was wearing Winnie's denim shorts. She stood up and walked to the window to answer the phone. Her long legs looked very appetizing from behind (I was wrong).
"I'm not with a girl, I'm just going to the computer market with the boys. Are you going to put a film on the iPad you brought home yesterday? Are you eating out for lunch? " The class leader breathed a sigh of relief, then sighed again. The long sighs reminded me of Li Qingzhao.
"Then be careful and come back early. What do you want for dinner?"
The class leader hung up the phone and sat back on the sofa after asking about Shu Zhe's dinner preferences.
"I was going to call Cai Cai over to my house and have lunch with me and Xiao Zhe …" The class leader said with a bit of regret.
"I, I also plan on learning how to cook from the class leader …" Gong CaiCai said weakly, "Compared to foreign food, I prefer the class leader's cooking …"
The class leader's eyebrows twitched and she said with an unnatural smile: "Cai Cai, you're a guest at my house, how can I let a guest go into the kitchen? You just have to wait patiently for me to finish cooking …"
"Is, is that so?" Gong CaiCai couldn't think of any reason to refute.
"More or less." The class leader looked away with a bit of shame.
Class leader, what are you ashamed of? Aren't you just worried that the clumsy Gong CaiCai will break all the plates in your kitchen? What do you mean you don't need customers to go into the kitchen? Didn't you let Xiao Qin help you? Class leader, are you not going to teach Gong CaiCai to cook for the sake of Pan's safety?
"Gong CaiCai needs to break the plates to make a tomato scrambled egg. If converted into RMB, it's enough to order five servings of braised beef rice."
This was the unanimous evaluation of Gong CaiCai's cooking skills by girls who have seen Gong CaiCai cook before.
It's said that Gong CaiCai's cooking isn't bad, it's at least home-cooked. It's not an exaggeration to say it's a delicacy when compared to the dark cuisine Winnie made under Ai Mi's command. (My cooking is also a delicacy when compared to the dark cuisine)
But no matter what, if Gong CaiCai cooks, the plates would become consumables like oil, salt, soy sauce, and vinegar. The sounds of plates shattering could be heard from the kitchen from time to time, and it was enough to make people tremble with fear.
"I'm sorry." Gong CaiCai, who was now dressed as a cook, looked at the broken kitchen and empty dining table with tears in her eyes. She apologized to her husband who came home from work, "Dinner was already ready, but I couldn't hold it properly when I brought it to the table …"
"What do I need you for!?" Her husband tore off his tie and pounced on her, "I worked hard all day and I didn't even get to eat dinner! You can replace dinner for me! "
"Please, please don't do it here! Ahhh! "
I accidentally fell into my brain again, then Winnie started to shake her finger in front of my eyes.
"Damn! There seems to be something wrong with Ye Lin's brain! It seems like it really is a 'brain discharge'! "
"Nonsense." I scolded her, "I was just daydreaming for a bit! Didn't Einstein often conduct experiments in his brain? I heard the theory of relativity was created by Einstein using brain experiments! "
That's right! Brain experiments are also a type of brain theater. If I use Einstein as an example, then there's nothing embarrassing about my brain theater! Because without brain theater, Einstein would not have developed the theory of relativity, without the theory of relativity, there would be no atomic bomb, without the atomic bomb, the Japanese imperialists would not have surrendered in advance. In other words — — it was the brain theater that defeated the Japanese invaders! It's not wrong to fantasize about a powerful country, it's based on science!
"Are you serious?" Winnie doesn't really believe in the theory of relativity, "Are you lying? I heard Einstein experimented with 1600 different materials to invent the incandescent light bulb … "
"Edison was the one who invented the incandescent light bulb! Don't be so stupid just because they both have the last name 'Ai'! "
"What!?" Winnie was shocked, "Edison's last name is' Ai '? Don't foreigners always put their first name before their last name? I thought he was related to Hans Christian Andersen! "
I felt like I was about to cry like the security guard at the entrance of Qing Zi Academy.
Winnie's foolishness also made Gong CaiCai laugh, "Um, Winnie's really humorous."
Humorous my ass! She was completely ignorant and incompetent! Last time, she even asked me about the relationship between Qi Baishi and Qi Xuan Wang, and who was stronger between Zhang Fei and Zhang Yide.
Qi Baishi and Qi Xuan Wang have no relationship! Qi Xuan Wang's real name is Tian Pijiang, his last name is not Qi! Also, Zhang Fei is Zhang Yide! Winnie, are you doing a crosstalk! Hurry up and join Deyun Society!
Winnie actually admitted it without shame after hearing Gong CaiCai say she was humorous.
"Of course! How would I not know the person who invented the light bulb was Andersen … no, Edison! I purposely made a mistake and waited for you guys to ridicule me! "
"Right, class leader, you said Shu Zhe brought home an iPad yesterday? Did you buy it for him? Weren't you worried it would affect his studies and didn't approve of it? "
Since the class leader was the head of the left-behind children's household and was in charge of the finances, she had the ability to buy an iPad compared to other students who only had pocket money.
The class leader said helplessly: "My uncle sold it to Xiao Zhe. He said he hadn't seen him in a few years, so he wanted to give it to him. He also said he wanted auntie to take me to buy shoes, but there was no need to waste money …"
"Is it your uncle who can hunt?" Winnie mimicked pulling a trigger and asked excitedly.
"That's him." The class leader bit her lips, "He was unfortunately attacked by a bear and his right arm was crippled, so he retired from the Forestry Bureau and came home early to recuperate."
"That's a pity!" Winnie made a vexed expression, "I wanted to learn how to shoot from him!"
Winnie, you want to learn everything! Two days ago, you became Xiao Qin's disciple, but you couldn't learn Yin Yang Sanshou. You barely managed to learn Auntie Ren's Bone Breaking Flying Kick, and now you want to learn how to shoot … Are you planning on becoming a complete noob?
"Bear …" Gong CaiCai's face turned pale when she heard the class leader's uncle was attacked by a bear, "Your uncle is too pitiful, I hope he gets better in the future. But why would a bear attack a person? Is it hungry … "
The class leader sighed. Gong CaiCai clearly didn't understand the cruelty of the wild. As long as you step into a black bear's territory or disturb its hibernation, you will be mercilessly attacked.
But I think the main reason why Uncle Fireball was attacked was because he used up his hunter's aura.
"Class leader!" Winnie suddenly thought of something, "The bear that attacked your uncle, was it killed by the hunters?"
"I don't think so." The class leader frowned, "Uncle didn't go into details. Although wild beasts that attack people usually have to be hunted to prevent it from becoming a habit …"
"Hunted …" Gong CaiCai seemed to have received a huge blow from the cruel word, "Do you really have to hunt it? Can't we just lock it up in the zoo? "
"Tsk! We're not that easy to hunt. " Xiong YaoYue said while holding a straw in her mouth, "It's still my family, so it's probably hiding by now."
The class leader's expression was cold as if she would never have given the bear a chance to attack her uncle if she was still there. She also hasn't given up on killing the bear to avenge her uncle.
"Damn, your expression is so scary." Winnie shuddered and said, "I won't stop you if you want to hunt a bear, but don't make a mistake, it also hunted me."
He grabbed the remote control on the coffee table and pressed the start button on the wall-mounted LCD TV.
"Let's not talk about that anymore, it's making my scalp tense. Let's see what's good on TV."
I didn't take it seriously when Winnie picked up the remote control. I don't have the habit of watching TV, so I haven't turned on the TV for the past few days. Instead, I would either play the theater in my head or play on the iPad that Ai Mi gave me.
But as the TV screen brightened up, my heart began to race and I realized there was a huge crisis in front of me.
Damn, this TV was already modified by Dr. Yu. I can watch adult satellite channels for free. The last person who watched TV was Dr. Yu.
Was he going to watch an AV with three girls?!
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