I might not have made it clear earlier, but the bed I used to rest in the living room wasn't the bed in the bedroom, it was a sofa bed. It was originally part of the sofa the class leader and the others sat on, but Professor Yu took it out and placed it on the other side of the coffee table.
Right now, Gong CaiCai was lying on the carpet from watching AV. Fortunately, the class leader gave her first aid and brought her back to life with CPR.
After Gong CaiCai woke up, she thought she was in a dream and muttered to herself in a daze. She said marrying the class leader would make her feel more at ease compared to marrying a scary man.
Qixi Festival confession! This was the second time the class leader was confessed to by a girl! Winnie was also taking pleasure in her misfortune and wanted to conduct an 'interview'!
"Excuse me, class leader, will you accept Cai Cai's confession?" Winnie used the empty can as a microphone and extended it in front of the class leader, "What are you going to do with your ex-girlfriend, Zhuang Ni? Are you going to stick to monogamy? Between Zhuang Ni and Cai Cai, who's the primary and secondary? "
I felt that since Zhuang Ni was also the "attacking" side of the lily, which meant that she was playing the role of the husband, the current question wasn't "should we start polygamy", but rather "should we start polygamy". Gong CaiCai was obviously going to be shared by two "husbands".
"Cai Cai is going to accompany me tonight!"
In a certain apocalyptic world where all men went extinct, the class leader with a shotgun on her back and Zhuang Ni with a utility knife in her hand started arguing at the entrance of a cave.
"Nonsense! I just accompanied you last night! It's my turn tonight! "Zhuang Ni refused to back down.
"We agreed that you'd accompany me on odd numbered days and you on even numbered days! Yesterday was the 31st and today is the 1st, so accompanying me for two consecutive days is a rule! "
"The civilized world is already destroyed, don't bring up rules!" Zhuang Ni's face darkened, "Do you believe I won't push you down too!"
"Please, please don't fight because of me …" Gong CaiCai sat behind the bonfire in the depths of the cave. Her legs were covered with a beast skin blanket that the class leader and Zhuang Ni hunted together to protect her from the cold and long nuclear winter.
"This, this blanket is very warm from the fire," Gong CaiCai grabbed the corner of the blanket and said, "Let's cover it together to reminisce about the time when we were in school … At that time, we didn't have to eat the little rabbit because we were hungry …"
Ever since the apocalypse, after experiencing a series of changes, Gong CaiCai's eyes seemed to be broken.
"Whatever, I'll let you have Cai Cai tonight." The class leader sighed and took off the shotgun on her back, "Recently, the activities of the mutated humans have become more and more rampant. I'll keep watch at night so we won't get eaten by the mutated humans."
Zhuang Ni smiled mischievously and sat near the entrance of the cave, "Have you heard of it? Some people say that men are not extinct, but because they have an extra Y chromosome, all of them mutated into monsters because of the radiation dust, and the mutants are all original men! "
"So what?" The class leader's expression didn't change, "Are you satisfied because you've always thought men are evil creatures?"
"Hmph, I just want to remind you, if one of the mutated humans that attacks tonight looks like the Ye Lin from before, don't be lenient, you have to shoot him in the head! Otherwise, Cai Cai will become their food! "
"Why would I be lenient?" The class leader's face had a trace of sadness, "It's all because of him that the world had a nuclear war …"
Eh? Eh eh eh eh eh!?
There's too much information in this brain theater! It's clearly a Yuri film, why did you stuff so many complicated sci-fi settings! Also, why did I cause a nuclear war!!!
"Dr. Yu, you came at the right time! Ye Lin's brain is dead! "
When I came back to my senses, Winnie was pointing at me and talking to Dr. Yu, who had followed the sound of an AV film.
"Hmm … your expression is a bit strange." Dr. Yu stuck his head in from the half-opened door, played with the stubble on his chin, and pretended to diagnose me, "It's probably because he watched too many AV films, so he can't concentrate and is often absent-minded …"
Who watches a lot of AV films! You're the one who watches AV films! The first thing you did was push the responsibility of showing AV films to me, how sly of you! Even if I tell the truth in front of everyone, everyone will think I'm accusing you and wrongly accusing a good person!
"Eh?" Dr. Yu's intuition told him that there was nothing wrong with me, but he noticed Gong CaiCai, who was lying on the carpet, had a flushed face and was breathing rapidly, as if she had just been rescued.
Dr. Yu pushed up the Google glasses on his left eye, "What's wrong with this little girl?"
As expected of a non-lolicon, he only saw Gong CaiCai's short stature and immature face, so he ignored her large breasts and called her 'little girl'.
"I was a bit scared." The class leader replied and used her eyes to stop Winnie from saying 'she was scared by the AV film', so Gong CaiCai, who had already selectively forgotten, would remember the terrifying scene.
Dr. Yu thought about it for a bit and knew she was probably scared by the AV film, so he asked Winnie and the class leader to help carry Gong CaiCai to the infirmary for observation.
"Can Ye Lin's brain be saved?" Winnie looked back at me and asked Dr. Yu when we were about to leave room 103.
"The infirmary is over there, right, you've been there before." Dr. Yu pointed in the direction of the infirmary, then he looked back at me who was sitting on the sofa.
Since Gong CaiCai's clothes were disheveled (she was missing a second button), I didn't follow her to the infirmary in case the class leader thought I was a pervert.
Dr. Yu looked at my left temple, then at my right temple, then he patted my shoulder with a worried expression and said in a sorrowful tone:
"Ye Lin, you're always spacing out. I'm afraid the Blue Flash Butterfly's poison has already transferred to your brain. My condolences, if you have any last wishes, if you haven't seen enough AV films …"
Hey! You said you were confident you could cure me a few days ago! Why did you immediately say that the poison had entered my brain and my life was in danger? You can't play people like that! I …
I panicked and felt a viral heart attack. I quickly calmed myself down and grabbed my chest to get rid of the effects of the tachycardia.
Dr. Yu nodded his head in satisfaction when he saw me grab my chest.
"Mhmm, looks like the poison is still in your heart and hasn't transferred."
"Congratulations!" Dr. Yu patted my shoulder with his other hand and revealed a victorious smile as if I was already cured, "Ye Lin, I can at least confirm that your brain disease has nothing to do with the Blue Flash Butterfly …"
It's fine even if it's a disease! I won't believe anything you say anymore! There's nothing wrong with my brain! It's just my mind is a bit active! It's all your fault! I clearly haven't had a heart attack for several days!
After a simple examination, Gong CaiCai was declared to be fine. Dr. Yu only gave Gong CaiCai two peppermints and sent her away.
"The green one can increase immunity, and the blue one can increase concentration."
He said that to Gong CaiCai in an extremely irresponsible manner. Gong CaiCai gratefully accepted the peppermints.
Just like what Dr. Yu often said, "Give the patient candy that has no effect and tell them it's a miracle medicine. Sometimes, it will produce an incredible placebo effect and awaken the body's immunity."
The class leader was well aware of it, but she didn't say anything. Instead, Winnie impatiently asked Dr. Yu: "Give me some of those blue pills too! My teacher always says that I lack concentration. With this medicine, my illness can be cured! "
I'm not sure if Winnie can cure a lack of concentration, but you can't be cured because you're easily tricked!
Also, Dr. Yu, why did you have to suppress this kind of mint candy into a small blue pill? If other people heard this, they would think the blue pills Winnie wanted were Viagra and her disease was impotence!
What a scam! If Winnie took Viagra, would it be effective because she's a tomboy! Do you want to push me down again? I can't resist now that I have a heart attack! Am I going to be humiliated by Winnie like this?
The morning rain came and went quickly. The rain had already stopped for a while, so the class leader decided to send Gong CaiCai home. First, it would prevent her from falling sick from the rain. Second, it would be awkward for Gong CaiCai to stay together because she accidentally confessed to her.
Dr. Yu had a lot of hospital garments. He found one and used a pair of scissors to cut off the long sleeves and trousers, then it would fit Gong CaiCai.
She wore the hospital garments over her pajamas. At least she had an extra layer of clothing to protect her from the cold wind after the rain, so Gong CaiCai wouldn't be exposed because of missing buttons.
In the end, Dr. Yu arranged 004 to drive Gong CaiCai and the class leader home. Winnie stayed in the VIP building to freeload off the French chef for lunch and dinner before reluctantly going home for the night.
Of course, when Ai Mi came back from filming, Winnie confessed to Ai Mi that she brought the class leader and Gong CaiCai to avoid the rain. She also made Gong CaiCai wear Ai Mi's pajamas.
"Is that all?" Ai Mi did not take offense at Winnie, "Although Katyusha doesn't have good intentions towards the manservant, I won't bicker with you since you kept an eye on her and didn't give her a chance to harm my manservant or my dog."
"Miss Ai Mi sure is magnanimous!" Winnie quickly flattered.
"Hmph, it's a good thing you only gave my pajamas to the big-breasted girl. If you gave my pajamas to Katyusha, I might get angry!"
Sis, stop joking! How could the class leader wear your pajamas? Even Gong CaiCai was almost strangled to death because your pajamas weren't loose enough!
Ai Mi seemed to be a bit tired today, so she didn't talk too much with me. She just ate dinner and fell asleep in her bedroom.
Ai Mi is an American, so she doesn't have any concept of Chinese Valentine's Day, so she doesn't know it's China's Valentine's Day.
At 23: 20, I was lying on my bed, but I couldn't fall asleep.
It's impossible for Xiao Qin, who even wanted to celebrate our 46 day anniversary, to forget today was Valentine's Day.
But she clearly did her summer homework with me yesterday, but not only did she not come to find me today, she didn't even give me a call.
I don't know why I feel a bit lonely …
So I laid on the bed and sent a message to Xiao Qin.
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