"Is a shota robot okay?"
Surprisingly, Professor Yu was not shocked by his' fiancée 'Chen YingRan's horrifying hobby of liking cute boys. He even suggested a compromise at the dining table.
"Forget it," Chen YingRan said coldly. "I'm a shota complex, not a disgusting fetish. Come and find me when you've figured out a way to rejuvenate yourself and make yourself 12 years old again!"
Hey! Why do you look down on fetishes! Hurry up and apologize to the panty thief, young master Xu! Hurry up and apologize to Zuo Xiong who stole the class leader's bicycle seat! Hurry up and apologize to the old man in his sixties who raped a snowman on the side of the road! That old man was so dedicated to his job that he got frostbite, he might need to amputate his third leg!
Wait, if I think about it, fetishes aren't that much more noble than shota complex. For example, the panty thief, Xu TianMing, has caused many young girls to suffer both financial and mental losses! In addition, there were many strange people in the British Isles. Not only were there English uncles who raped snowmen made by children during Easter, there were also Scottish uncles who raped bicycles in hotels, and Northern Irish uncles who were even more ruthless, daring to rape the pavement …
I suddenly feel like the class leader's bicycle isn't that safe anymore. Zuo Xiong was temporarily spared from the pursuit of 'Red Rose' after the Rose Three were sent to Korea to study. Apparently, he stopped pretending to be sick and came out to do activities.
That crazy fatty has always been obsessed with the class leader's bicycle seat. Would he be like a certain Scottish pioneer and rape the class leader's bicycle?
No, I can't sit still when I think about this possibility. I'll ask Dr. Yu to imitate India's' female rape prevention underwear 'and make a' bicycle rape prevention device 'to protect the class leader's chastity.
"Rejuvenation …" Dr. Yu began to seriously consider Chen YingRan's suggestion. "I have a Romanian alumnus at Stanford University. He's dedicated to researching a drug that allows women to maintain their 12-year-old appearance forever. Not to mention the fact that it's impossible to achieve, it's completely heresy …"
Damn, which Stanford University did you attend, Dr. Yu? Did the founders of Google really go to Stanford University? Why do I feel like your alumnus mentality isn't normal?
"Strictly speaking, only a mature woman whose secondary sexual characteristics are fully developed can be considered a real woman!" Dr. Yu said with the unique enthusiasm of a scientist and his unique thick skin. "If all the women in the world are trapped at the sad age of twelve, will there still be a future for mankind?!"
What a fervent speech! If you were in an American sci-fi blockbuster, you would definitely be a righteous scientist!
"Hmph." Dr. Yu, who had wolfed down his food, used the table knife as a scalpel and made cutting motions on the empty plate. "If all the women in the world are fixed at 30 years old, I might consider working with him …"
I take back what I just said. Dr. Yu doesn't look like a righteous scientist at all. He doesn't associate himself with the Romanian alumnus of Stanford University. It has nothing to do with righteousness. It's just because of the irreconcilable contradiction between a cougar and a lolicon.
At this time, my dad thanked Chen YingRan across the table, "Doctor Chen, I heard you were worried about Xiao Lin's condition, so you came to visit him, thank you so much!"
Perhaps to pour cold water on Dr. Yu, Chen YingRan gave my dad a warm smile, as if she really was a good school doctor who cared about students.
"What's there to thank? By the way, Mr. Ye, it's my first time seeing you, but I didn't expect you to be so much more handsome than Ye Lin. "
"No, no, you're joking." My dad said modestly with a red face.
Although I'm a bit older, my dad is indeed more handsome than Dr. Yu. After all, he was the one who gave birth to a cute shota like me (of course, I'm a bit ugly now).
Also, I had to fix up my appearance since I was always by Auntie Ren's side. I didn't wallow in the past like I used to. Being unkempt and unkempt would obviously give me bonus points.
"Mr. Ye, I heard you haven't remarried for over ten years after your divorce?" Chen YingRan held a wine glass filled with red wine. Her wine-red nails contrasted with the red wine, making people think of the beautiful female vampires that often appear in movies.
"Since we're both single, it shouldn't be a problem to have a drink together, right?" Chen YingRan said as she raised her glass towards my dad.
Fuck, don't scare me! Although I knew Chen YingRan wasn't interested in old men and she was only doing this to attack Dr. Yu, I still couldn't help but feel a chill down my spine!
Dad, don't get seduced by Chen YingRan! Don't let Auntie Ren down! If you get together with Chen YingRan and end up getting married, then your son will be in danger!
Although she doesn't like my appearance, she still expressed that my strong body was very refreshing to her!
Even if Chen YingRan got hot-headed and married you, she definitely has ulterior motives — — I don't want to be violated by a stepmother every day! Save me! I can't do that! Ya Lai Die …
My dad was so embarrassed that he didn't know how to respond to Chen YingRan's invitation for a drink. Dr. Yu spoke up to stop him: "He's not considered single! I can accompany you if you want to drink! "
As a doctor and a person involved in the Cuisong Mountain incident, Dr. Yu knew about Auntie Ren's miscarriage and the relationship between my dad and Auntie Ren.
"Huh? Do you already have someone you want to remarry? " Chen YingRan didn't really care. Instead, she purposely teased my dad in front of Dr. Yu: "But as long as I'm not married, don't I still have a chance?"
Smiling like a flower, what are you trying to do to my dad with such a beautiful and moving smile! You're an NTR lover! I almost forgot you're not only a shota complex, but you're also an NTR lover!
I heard my dad isn't single right now, so it's even more fun to steal someone's love? Don't be too flirtatious when you're sending flirtatious glances at my dad in front of Dr. Yu! My heart's beating at a dangerous rate! My dad and I are already in a mess, please don't come in and add to the mess!
"What, is Uncle Ye going to remarry?" Xiao Qin said softly, "I hope she's a good person and will treat you better …"
No problem! Auntie Ren, who has a sharp tongue but a soft heart, is definitely a good person! But I hope you can calmly accept the truth when that day comes and don't be too surprised!
Chen YingRan didn't mind when she saw my dad had no intention of drinking with her. She put down her glass and started to chat with my dad, leaving Dr. Yu to the side.
"Haha, Ye Lin is a very interesting kid …" Chen YingRan started to get closer to my dad.
"Although the other teachers at school are prejudiced against him, I'm different. You know, I sit in the infirmary every day, so I like healthy male students who love sports …"
My dad probably felt there was no connection between sitting in the infirmary and liking male students, so he frowned slightly.
"Not to mention Ye Lin doesn't disappoint. Not only is he strong, but his grades aren't too bad either. He even helped my grandpa win a bet last semester …"
My dad paused, "Excuse me, your grandpa is …"
"Oh, I forgot to say." Chen YingRan covered the corner of her mouth with a seductive smile, "My grandpa is the old principal of 28 Middle. After the midterms, the vice principal suspected Ye Lin of cheating, but my grandpa supported Ye Lin. He even made a bet with the vice principal that Ye Lin's math, physics, and chemistry would still exceed the average score of the same year …"
Huh? That seems to be the case! In the end, I was so busy with the basketball game that I completely forgot about the bet.
"Luckily Ye Lin did well, so my grandpa won a can of West Lake Longjing tea from the vice principal." Chen YingRan's gaze wandered between the delicacies and finally locked onto my dad.
"I heard recently that Mr. Ye used to be a physics lecturer at a university, right? Is that why Ye Lin is so good at science? "
"It's Space Physics," Zhang Zian's father corrected him. He was very happy that his son was praised.
I was a bit scared.
I completely forgot about the bet between the old principal and the vice principal. If my science grades weren't good, wouldn't the old principal lose the bet?
Because the final exam was a mock high school entrance exam, they restricted the use of draft paper, so I wasn't used to it. I even messed up my best subject, physics, which allowed Niu ShiLi to get first place in physics.
Luckily a skinny camel is still bigger than a horse, at least my math, physics, and chemistry grades exceeded the average score of the same year. Otherwise, it would be too embarrassing if the old principal lost the bet.
What's more, the vice principal was extremely stingy. He was willing to use a can of West Lake Longjing tea to bet with the old principal. Maybe the condition was for the old principal to retire early if he lost the bet and let him take over!
It almost caused a change in the leadership of 28 Middle! If the vice principal, who was always in cahoots with the head of teaching, 28 Middle would have introduced 100 more rules than the '100 rules to prevent intimate contact between boys and girls'! Are you even letting me live!
Chen YingRan probably wanted to put Dr. Yu down, so she chatted with my dad intimately for a long time. My dad could only answer every question out of courtesy.
"Is Mr. Ye's remarriage partner younger and prettier than me?" Chen YingRan pretended to be jealous and asked.
"Not, not as young as you." My dad said the truth. He was obviously embarrassed since he wasn't good at dealing with women.
"Then she's prettier than me?"
"About, about the same …"
"Then how did you guys meet?"
"One …"
I quickly glared at my dad so he wouldn't say the words' one night stand '.
"One, an acquaintance introduced me." My dad was smart enough to change his words in time.
"An acquaintance introduced you …" Chen YingRan used a toothpick to poke a cherry on her plate, "If she's older than me, does she also have a child?"
Her dad hesitated for a moment and did not answer immediately. Chen YingRan immediately understood that she had guessed correctly, so she proudly put the cherry between her white teeth and red lips. She sucked the cherry into her mouth in a colorful way and deliberately spilled the juice to make her scarlet lips even redder.
"Could it be the mother of one of your classmates?"
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