Winnie's memory is really bad. After we talked about Xiao Qin for a while, she completely forgot about what Ai Mi said about my sexual dysfunction.
"Oh, I almost forgot." Winnie said after finishing the mineral water on the coffee table, "I came to the French chef for a free meal! I'll go to the kitchen and see if there's anything else to eat! "
She left as fast as lightning. She didn't even hear me when I reminded her to walk slower with her skirt on.
I don't know why, but Ai Mi wasn't in a hurry to perform a function test on me after she asked Dr. Yu.
I carefully spent the restless day with the mindset of "guard against theft and guard against my sister".
The next morning, before the sky was bright, I woke up sleepily on my bed. I could feel a small figure sitting in my bedroom, intently watching me.
His eyes were frighteningly earnest, frighteningly intent, as though he were trying to wrest something precious from my flesh and blood.
Ai Mi, did you take the wrong medicine!? I almost thought you were an alien from X Files! You were wearing pajamas, your hair was let down, you didn't even tie your ponytails, and you were sitting on the chair next to my bed, what were you looking at!
Even though the students are on summer break, you still have to film, right? I remember you lazed in bed every day. It was always Peng TouSi who carried you to the RV and let you sleep. Then, on the way to film city, you would get up, wash up, and eat breakfast, right?
You want to sleep a little longer by any means possible. Why did you come to my brother's room so early and look at my sleeping posture without saying a word? What are you trying to do?
"Tsk, my brother's body is pretty punctual." Ai Mi said mischievously when she saw me wake up.
Punctual? What does punctual mean? Is it referring to my biological clock? But I feel like my biological clock is a bit messed up these past two days! Because I was worried about having a heart attack, I didn't even do my daily push-ups! I also woke up half an hour later than usual!
As my drowsiness subsided and my mind became clearer, I realized I was only wearing a pair of boxers with a thin blanket covering my stomach. It was rather indecent to appear in front of my sister like this.
But the indecent part was yet to come! It's morning! I'm a 14-year-old with normal bodily functions! Although I'm a bit weak right now, I'm still relatively healthy!
I have an erection! Even his boxers and thin blanket could not hide it. It was like the hands of Big Ben pointing to twelve o 'clock!
Ever since he was rescued, he hadn't masturbated! He rarely masturbated to begin with, and now he was afraid of causing a heart attack. If he died from masturbation, it would definitely be extremely embarrassing and make the headlines!
("Hello everyone! I'm Zhao Yao, a special correspondent from Dongshan TV Station! A certain youth from No. 28 Middle School masturbated day and night until he finally died of ejaculation. He was truly a weirdo among the 56 ethnic groups, a disgrace that hindered the progress of the new China! In addition, experts are defining a new and important disease, 'death from masturbation'. It is said that more than half of otakus are at risk of 'death from masturbation' … ") Recently, he had also stopped exercising, and all the energy he had accumulated went to his friends! A pillar supporting the heavens! It was as ferocious as an intercontinental missile with a nuclear warhead!
A physiological phenomenon isn't shameful, what's shameful is that my younger sister probably witnessed the entire process of me setting up the missile launcher while lying on my back.
Although I locked the door before going to bed, you still managed to get the key and sneak in, didn't you? Next time I'm going to use the sofa to block the door before I go to bed!
On the cover of the album released in the United States, two innocent blue eyes were opened wide. She was nervous, curious, happy, and fascinated as she watched her brother erect a flagpole!
Even farmers who look forward to seeds germinating and growing aren't as focused and passionate as you are! Don't treat me like a corn plant!
I hurriedly sat up from the bed and wanted to find something to cover my shameful parts, but Ai Mi yawned, stood up from the chair, and was about to leave.
"Ah ~ ~ ~ ~ I'm so sleepy ~ ~ ~ ~" Ai Mi wiped the tears from the corner of her eyes and muttered, "It's fine as long as I know you're fine, I'm going to sleep a bit more …"
"Dr. Yu, it must be your rotten idea!"
Ai Mi laid in the bedroom of the RV. After we drove to film city, I went to the infirmary to find Dr. Yu. I grabbed his white coat and questioned him.
Dr. Yu's expression did not change. He didn't do any medical work for the time being, so he was wearing a Google Glass on his left eye. It was beeping as if he was testing my combat power when I was angry.
"I told Ai Mi another lie about your physical condition, but she wanted to see evidence that you're 'normal' with her own eyes, so I gave her that idea …"
I frowned and thought about it. Although it was embarrassing to be seen by my sister, it was still better than her using other methods to 'test' me.
Thus, I let go of Dr. Yu's white coat and asked him: "What kind of lie did you tell Ai Mi? I can't tell that a modification maniac like you is so good at lying. "
Dr. Yu laughed: "In order to modify the entire human race, necessary lies are also indispensable. Also, as a surgeon, they often have to deceive the patient's body and make their body believe that the implanted organ is their own, and the implanted pacemaker is their original tissue … From this perspective, an excellent doctor must be an excellent liar …"
"It's all nonsense! Just tell me how you tricked Ai Mi, in case I don't know and I'll be exposed when I ask. "
"It's nothing, I still said you had an allergic reaction to snake venom that caused abnormal sexual function …"
"Isn't that the same version I lied to my dad!" I couldn't help but grab Dr. Yu's white coat again.
"It's not good to have too big of a difference in the version of a lie, or else it will be easily exposed." Dr. Yu taught me by example, "I told Ai Mi that it was actually because of an allergic reaction that caused an abnormal sexual desire, but it was embarrassing to say it …"
"You're the one with abnormal sexual desire! You're a bastard doctor who watches AV films in a patient's room! "I said angrily," Can't you make up a normal lie! "
At this time, the multimedia glasses on Dr. Yu's head vibrated. He received a call.
"Hello? Senior brother? There's progress? Speak slowly … "
I realized he was talking to his senior brother, the 'King of Poison', and the topic was probably about curing my viral heart disease, so I decided not to dwell on the trouble Dr. Yu gave me for the time being.
"An endorphin reward and punishment mechanism? Is it really that amazing? Wait a minute! I'll show you the latest test results … "
Since Dr. Yu and his senior brother were using more and more medical terms, I couldn't understand them, so I went back to my room.
I sat on the chair Ai Mi was sitting on, and the warm morning sunlight shone in. I was lost in thought for a while, then I suddenly heard knocking sounds coming from the other side of the window.
I turned my head and saw Xiao Qin standing outside the window. She looked at me with pitiful eyes through the glass. She was also hesitant when she knocked on the window, afraid she would disturb my peace.
She was wearing a white dress with a backpack slung over her shoulder. She looked like a student who was late for school and wanted to come in through the window.
I felt a bit funny as I opened the window, "Why are you here? I didn't see you the last two times I went to see Auntie Ren. "
Xiao Qin stood in front of the large amount of sunflowers Peng TouSi planted. The golden sunflowers stood upright and made Xiao Qin's white dress seem even more white and translucent.
She looked up and asked with unease: "I, I haven't seen you classmate for a few days, I miss you so much I can't stand it … Um, there's still half a month until school starts, I still haven't done my summer homework. Can you help me with my science homework?"
Ah! This is what I've been waiting for, a normal conversation between a normal student and a normal childhood friend!
Although the phrase 'I can't stand it' is a bit out of line, it's still a lot more normal than before!
I couldn't help but stretch out my hands from the window and place them under Xiao Qin's armpits. Then I used the strength of my arms and waist to lift Xiao Qin's feet off the ground and carried her in through the window.
Although Xiao Qin was light, she was still carrying a backpack. My posture was also not very good, so I used up a lot of energy. My heart … could barely take it.
"Huh?" Xiao Qin never enjoyed this kind of treatment even when she was my girlfriend. She couldn't believe it when she saw me act so intimately.
She was wearing a pair of slipper-style sandals today. When I picked her up from the ground, the sandals were left outside the window, so when I put her on the bedroom floor, her feet were bare.
Her feet were white and dazzling under the sunlight.
"Forget about your shoes for now." I said, "There's a wall outside the VIP building anyway, so no one will pick them up."
Although there were bodyguards patrolling the wall and Xiao Qin could easily sneak in, it would still be hard for others to get in.
Actually, Xiao Qin could have walked in through the front door. Her uncle is the chairman of QingZi Education Group and she has who knows how many sets of QingZi Academy uniforms at home. I'm not the only one here, her cousin Ren Peng also frequently goes in and out of the VIP building. 004 and 005 also recognize her (because they've both been hit by 'broken eggs').
But Xiao Qin has been in seclusion for a long time, so the security guards might not know she's the niece of the chairman. Since she has androphobia, she can't explain it to the security guards, so she chose to sneak in to avoid contact.
"I … I'm not dreaming, right?" Xiao Qin rubbed the straps of her backpack and frowned in confusion, "Why do I feel like Ye Lin classmate treats me better after removing me from the position of girlfriend?"
I didn't answer Xiao Qin's question, instead, I solemnly said to her: "In short, you have to pretend to be a couple in front of Ai Mi. Since Ai Mi and Winnie are almost inseparable, it's the same in front of Winnie."
"But …" Xiao Qin looked around, "Ai Mi and Winnie aren't here, so who's he putting on an act by being nice to me?"
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