"Oh, I misread the medical records." Dr. Yu calmly corrected himself, "It's not that Ye Lin is going to have sex reassignment surgery, it's a classmate of Ye Lin."
I don't have a classmate who wants to have sex reassignment surgery! Even the trap Shu Zhe, who is most suited for sex reassignment surgery, would not agree to you cutting off his dick!
"Then what kind of illness does Xiao Lin have that he needs to stay here for treatment?" My dad asked in a hurry after he caught his breath.
"Okay." Dr. Yu sighed, "There's only the three of us in the infirmary, there's no one else …"
Hey, Dr. Yu, what are you doing? Didn't you promise me that you wouldn't tell anyone else that I have a viral heart disease?
Don't tell my dad! It would make Dad's tears and snot flow uncontrollably! I don't want to see him in that embarrassing state! At least wait until I actually die before crying!
I anxiously signaled to Dr. Yu with my eyes, but he did not respond and continued:
"Actually, before Ye Lin fell into the trap, he was bitten on his ankle by a red snake …"
My dad was puzzled: "I heard about it! Didn't you say the poison was weak and it wouldn't be a big deal? "
Dr. Yu shook his head, "The poison is ineffective against warm-blooded animals, but Ye Lin unfortunately has an allergic reaction. So after a period of observation, I found out that … Ye Lin's sexual function has been adversely affected."
"Huh?" My dad was shocked, "How bad is it?"
"If we can't find a way to get rid of the allergy …" Dr. Yu looked at the ceiling and pondered, "He might not be able to get it up for life."
Dr. Yu, I'm asking your mom! Who wouldn't be able to get it up for life! I even did it in front of Xiao Qin's uncle the day before yesterday! Look at how scared you've scared my dad!
Although it was better than telling the truth and telling my dad that my life was in danger, and from a certain point of view, I did have a problem with my "sexual function" due to viral heart disease — because having sex could kill me!
"Then how should I treat it?" My dad believed me when he saw I did not deny it with a bitter expression.
Dr. Yu pretended to cough and said unhurriedly: "Ye Lin has an allergic reaction to the red snake's venom, causing his testicles to swell …"
Who has swollen testicles! Who was allergic to testicles! I was bitten on my foot, not my testicles! Even if you want to hide it from my dad, you should at least tell a lie with a bit of decency!
Dad glanced worriedly at the pants of my hospital gown, as if my testicles had swollen to the size of two dragon nuts.
"This kind of allergic reaction is relatively rare, and there has never been a precedent in China." Dr. Yu continued to speak irresponsibly. "However, my senior at Stanford University was very lucky. He was bitten by a red snake, and he also had symptoms of impotence. Moreover, he was very good at curing himself …"
Professor Yu, you really treat everyone equally! In order to cover up his lie, your Senior Brother also became swollen! She wondered if he, who was far away in America, would sneeze at this moment!
Hearing this, Dad revealed a happy expression: "That means that Little Lin can still be saved, and there will still be Little Lin in the future?"
Who is Little Lin! How old are you? You're already thinking of having grandchildren! If you have the time to think about grandchildren, go make me a younger brother or sister with Auntie Ren.
Dr. Yu raised his five fingers to the same height as his shoulder to tell my dad not to be happy too early.
"Allergic reactions vary greatly from person to person. The anti-allergy medicine that was effective for my senior brother can't be directly injected into Ye Lin, otherwise, there's no telling what side effects it would cause, so …"
He dragged out his words to emphasize his next words to my dad.
"That's why Ye Lin needs a period of observation and testing to determine the correct formula and dosage. Mr. Ye, do you still insist on transferring Ye Lin to a 'big hospital' for treatment? "
Dad was speechless for a few minutes, then he turned around and asked me: "Xiao Lin, is what Dr. Yu said true?"
I steeled my heart and nodded while clenching my teeth. It was better to admit that I had swollen testicles and impotence than to let my dad know I had a viral heart disease.
"Then, then why didn't you tell me a few days ago?" Dad asked with a reproachful tone.
"I, I'm embarrassed." I hung my head even lower.
Dad patted my shoulder and comforted me a few times, then he said to Dr. Yu: "Doctor, Xiao Lin's future happiness will all depend on your miraculous hands."
"Don't worry." Dr. Yu was satisfied that my dad easily believed his fabricated story, "I can't guarantee anything else, but I can guarantee that Ye Lin will definitely have descendants."
Hey, you can't guarantee something like that either. What if I kick the bucket in two days, where are you going to prepare descendants for me? Are you going to make a robot grandson for my dad? I even thought of a name, Astro Boy, right?
Since Dr. Yu said it so confidently, and with the precedent of treating Li CunZhuang's aneurysm, my dad thanked Dr. Yu profusely and felt that he could hand his son over to Dr. Yu without worry.
Before he left, he secretly asked me if Dr. Yu had any hobbies so he could bring some gifts to express his sincerity.
Dr. Yu likes corpses. It's best if it's a strangely shaped corpse. Alien corpses are the best. Can you even get one, dad? Are you sure you won't be blinded by the SWAT team's memory eraser when you snatch the alien's body? Then, you won't even remember who you are!
So I told my dad to bring some oranges next time. It's best if it's the kind that costs three dollars per catty. Dr. Yu loves those.
My dad looked at Dr. Yu suspiciously and guessed: It's probably because Dr. Yu was used to eating big and sweet oranges in America, so he came to China for a change.
I thought this matter would be completely settled after my dad left the VIP building and went to the hospital behind Qing Zi Academy to visit Auntie Ren. Who would have thought that a rumor about my sexual function problems would be spread to Ai Mi's ears.
In the past few days, I received treatment from Dr. Yu during the day and slept next to Ai Mi in room 103 at night.
Room 103 had the same layout as Ai Mi's room 101. It also had a large living room and a luxurious suite with two bedrooms. I used the one with more sunlight as my bedroom and left the other empty.
It was different from Ai Mi's bedroom that had been renovated. This wasn't her pink 'princess room', but the same style as the living room. From the walls to the bed, it was all European style.
The bathroom connected to the living room wasn't as luxurious as Ai Mi's bathroom. There wasn't a golden faucet and the bathtub was a normal white porcelain bathtub. It wasn't the large bathtub that Ai Mi liked to use.
But I think the conditions were good enough. At least it was better than the three-star hotel I stayed in at film city.
Also, Dr. Yu told me that I couldn't bathe in the bathtub in order to prevent my heart from being stimulated. Even if I took a shower, I would have to gradually get used to the water temperature. It would be best if someone accompanied me if possible.
Peng TouSi was happy to accompany me. He lives in room 102 across from Ai Mi. Don't come over. I don't want to take a mandarin duck bath with a homo.
So in order to prevent me from getting sick while I was taking a shower and to prevent Peng TouSi from coming in to 'help', Dr. Yu would sometimes watch TV on the sofa while I was taking a shower.
Unfortunately, as a doctor with a doctorate in medicine and engineering, when he was on standby in the living room and bored, he modified the TV in Room 103 into a TV that could receive satellite adult programs and watch AV films for free!
So while I was taking a shower, he lazily played an AV for me to watch. So Dr. Yu also likes normal women. I thought you liked female robots.
When I thought about how Dr. Yu was Ai Mi's personal doctor, I had some doubts about Dr. Yu's behavior of watching normal AV films instead of robot AV films. What if he took advantage of Ai Mi's body examination to take advantage of her?
I pretended to be unintentional and carefully observed Dr. Yu's taste in AV films. I discovered that Dr. Yu liked to watch 'mature female office lady', 'mature female lecturer', and 'mature female doctor'.
Their breasts would be as big as they want, their legs would be as long as they want, and their temperament would be as mature as they want. They are completely the standard for Playboy magazine to choose cover girls.
Other than Ren Peng, I found another mature female con. It's great that these two people that Ai Mi sees frequently aren't lolicons.
After all, it feels weird to have someone watching an AV film while I'm taking a shower (If my dad came in, he would know that my sexual function was a lie).
So after I tried taking a shower a few times, I figured out my body's pattern. When I take a shower, I don't even have any symptoms of getting sick, so I don't need Dr. Yu to wait outside.
Today, after I sent my dad away, I had some good dinner at the French chef's place. Although I was a patient, I was still wearing a hospital gown, so it was quite relaxing.
But right after I finished dinner, took a shower, and changed into a new gown, Ai Mi barged into room 103 in a hurry.
Her expensive and exquisite long sleeved princess dress was still stained with dust from the set. Ai Mi had an urgent expression as she walked towards me. She tore off the high-grade scarf she had wrapped around her neck to prevent the sand from blowing and threw it on the ground.
"Brother, you … have a sexual function problem?"
She looked even more anxious than me.
Hey, although I'm touched that my sister is concerned about my body, don't blurt out those words.
Also, based on your expression … it seems like it's not just concern, but also anger and grievance. Why are you so anxious when your brother has a sexual function problem, as if you've suffered a huge loss in your happiness?
I couldn't think of a way to explain it to Ai Mi. It would be great if Dr. Yu was here.
Ai Mi became even more anxious after I remained silent. She looked me up and down in the striped gown, then she suddenly reached out and said:
"Let me see what the problem is."
Damn! Just reach out and touch! You can't touch there! What are you doing to your own brother?
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