"What a pity."
After staring at each other for a long time, Peng TouSi suddenly said this.
"Of course it's a pity." Gramps Ren also said.
Since he already heard Ai Mi speak Chinese, gramps Ren was not too surprised to hear this black man also speak Chinese.
Peng TouSi respectfully cupped his hands and bowed deeply to gramps Ren.
"Thank you for your guidance, senior."
Peng TouSi's cupping was not wrong! He was cupping his right hand with his left hand! He's clearly a foreigner, bastard! Where do you want me, a Chinese, to put my face!
Gramps Ren's eyes lit up and he said with slight surprise: "Your comprehension is so high that you could secretly learn a part of it just by seeing me use Yin Yang Sanshou?"
Peng TouSi first nodded, then shook his head.
"I'm ashamed. Although I've gained some understanding, my muscles have already formed and are no longer suitable for a profound martial art like Yin Yang Sanshou."
I remember a certain time when Ai Mi asked Peng TouSi to teach me martial arts, Peng TouSi refused and said: "Lin's muscles are currently being forged by another martial art, it will slowly grow into the most suitable form for that martial art. Teaching too much would instead be harmful."
There is an old saying in the martial arts world: "Practicing martial arts without practicing martial arts will lead to nothing in old age."
The so-called martial arts can be explained as moves and routines. As for practicing martial arts, some people explain it as' strength 'or even' inner force '.
From a scientific point of view, it is actually a unique distribution of muscles. It is the unique way the body explodes power with every punch or kick.
For example, Liu Xiang practiced hurdling since he was a child, so his muscles would naturally develop in the direction of hurdling. Yao Ming practiced basketball since he was a child, so his muscles would naturally develop in the direction of basketball.
Therefore, if you specialize in a martial art for several years, rather than saying that you 'learned' the martial art, it would be more accurate to say that your body has already been modified by the martial art.
After all, bare-handed combat was about fighting with one's body. Learning so many different martial arts was like practicing hurdles in the morning, basketball at noon, and javelin at night. This kind of training could only produce athletes suitable for the Olympic Games held in the Fairy Nebula. Hopefully, they could win glory for Earth in one of the events, the Dribble Hurdle and Javelin Competition.
"Rare, rare." Grandpa Ren stroked the white beard on his chest and sighed. "I have seen many talented foreign boxers, but people like you who are not greedy and are willing to be content with what they have are really rare."
A self-deprecating smile appeared at the corner of Peng TouSi's mouth.
"You flatter me, Senior. If it were me more than ten years ago, I would not only try my best to learn your martial arts, but I would also not be able to stop myself from competing with you to see who is better, right?"
Grandpa Ren nodded and said, "If it was more than ten years ago, I might also want to have a fight with you. What a pity, what a pity!"
"What's there to pity?" Ai Mi interrupted, "Can't you guys fight again now?"
"Miss," Peng TouSi explained, "more than ten years ago, when I just came out of the underground boxing competition, I was afraid that I would lose if I met this senior."
"How is that possible!" Ai Mi said in disbelief, "This old man was already 60 years old more than ten years ago! You, the 'Black Death God' of the Russian underground boxing competition, would lose to a 60-year-old man? "
Peng TouSi thought about it and corrected what he had just said. "No, it's not 'I might lose,' but 'I will definitely lose.' I've only learned how to charge around in the underground boxing competition, and my opponents are people who only know how to use their muscles to hurt their opponents."
"This senior, however, can …" Peng TouSi pondered for a moment, "use the enemy's muscles to hurt the enemy themselves. This possibility is something that I only realized many years later."
"What's the use of just theory? Why don't you guys fight now? "Ai Mi could not wait for Peng TouSi and Grandpa Ren to decide the winner immediately.
Peng TouSi replied regretfully, "Senior is now … past his peak state. It would be great if I could meet you earlier, even if it was five years earlier …"
In other words, Ren Baqian was no longer a match for him. Peng TouSi was not a person who liked to talk big, and Grandpa Ren did not refute Peng TouSi's words.
One should not lie in front of a real person. Between top experts, there was no such thing as a glib tongue. It was just that time was merciless, and the two of them missed an earth-shattering battle.
As the saying goes, "80 doesn't talk about muscles and bones." Grandpa Ren seems to be 81 years old already. A while ago, when he was teaching me Hua Jin, he had to stop class for a few days because of back pain. It was really difficult for him to defeat Peng TouSi in his prime.
Ai Mi did not understand the appreciation between experts and the loneliness of not being able to fight. Instead, she said proudly, "After saying so much, in the end, Peng TouSi, you're still the best. It seems that martial arts in the Celestial Empire is nothing special … "
Peng TouSi rarely interrupted Ai Mi, "Miss, seeing is believing. Although Senior is old, I can't do what he did just now. I've already learned a lot just from watching him fight. "
It was probably the first time Grandpa Ren met such a humble, reasonable, and talented foreign fighter. He could not help but praise:
"You started out as an underground fighter, but your eyes do not contain any impurities. You must have crossed the threshold of life and death, so your state of mind and fighting techniques have been refined and improved … How rare, how rare, how unfortunate, how unfortunate!"
"If the Ren family did not have the rule that Yin Yang Sanshou cannot be taught to outsiders, if I met you a few years ago when your muscles were not fully formed, maybe, maybe I could have taught you to be the world's number one expert …"
What the hell! Grandpa Ren, your evaluation of Peng TouSi is boundless! Don't you usually look down on both Wudang and Shaolin? You're so arrogant, yet you tacitly admit that you are no longer Peng TouSi's opponent. You even regret that you could not meet him a few years ago, so that you could combine Chinese and Western techniques and personally teach Peng TouSi to become the world's number one expert!
Grandpa Ren, you don't have to worry! After Peng TouSi was rescued from the machine gun fire, he already comprehended the realm of 'all rivers return to the sea'! The name 'Peng TouSi', which was later changed to 'Peng TouSi', was taken from the Greek god of the sea, which can also be translated as' Pontos'! He is already like the sea that has received the baptism of countless gays!
If you met Peng TouSi a few years ago, were amazed by his talent and personality, and wanted to make an exception to teach him Yin Yang Sanshou, then … would there be a gay relationship between you two!
Damn, I can't think about it anymore! The theater in my head is about to explode! What if the gay Peng TouSi pulls Grandpa Ren onto the pirate ship, then wouldn't Peng TouSi … become Xiao Qin's grandmother!?
Who's grandmother looks like you! You're ten thousand times scarier than Grandma Wolf! Little Red Riding Hood was scared to death by you from a mile away!
Peng TouSi's face turned red when he heard Grandpa Ren's high evaluation of him, then he said modestly: "What are you saying, there are crouching tigers and hidden dragons in the world. The title of the world's number one expert doesn't belong to me."
It doesn't matter who the world's number one expert is, what's important is why you're blushing! Don't tell me you don't regret missing out on the opportunity to learn Yin Yang Sanshou from Grandpa Ren, but regret not being able to be gay with the young and strong Grandpa Ren?
You bitch! What a fickle gay man! The boxers from all over the world who desperately want to become the world's number one are crying behind you!
"So the secret to becoming strong is being gay?" A certain boxing champion who was defeated by Peng TouSi asked himself while lying in the middle of the ring.
After being challenged by Peng TouSi, the master of a certain Japanese karate dojo said to his disciples with a face full of grief: "I already know why we were defeated! In order to avenge this humiliation, break up with your girlfriends immediately! Immediately! "
Twenty years later, 'gays know martial arts' has become a universally recognized law. If you don't know martial arts, you would be embarrassed to admit you're gay.
Luckily, Grandpa Ren and Peng TouSi did not meet in advance! Otherwise, the world's values would be distorted! What if everyone thinks that you can't reach the highest realm of martial arts without being gay?
I, I understand now! So in wuxia novels, to reach the highest realm, one must open the 'Conception and Governing Vessels' is actually in the anus!
F * ck! This secret is too scary! Peng TouSi's martial arts improved by leaps and bounds because he opened the Conception and Governing Vessels too many times. Grandpa Ren even said that he was close to the world's number one!
Ah, it's good that I have a viral heart disease. Anyway, with my sexual orientation, I can't reach the highest realm of martial arts.
However, Grandpa Ren did not realize that he had become a gay's object of lust. He asked in a deep voice: "What's your name?"
Peng TouSi was humble like a student talking to his teacher: "My name is Peng TouSi."
"Oh, Beatles?" Grandpa Ren muttered, "There seem to be quite a lot of foreigners with this name."
Grandpa Ren, don't pretend to know! The Beatles are a rock band!
Peng TouSi was not angry at being called the wrong name by Grandpa Ren. For someone who had seen through life and death, his name was probably not important.
"Um, senior, can I know your name?"
"Well, my name is Ren Qishan, Beatles. I'll remember your name."
Ai Mi could not help but say: "Hey, old man, why do you keep calling other people's names wrong! My bodyguard's name is Peng TouSi, not Beatles! "
"Don't be disrespectful to the senior," Peng TouSi advised, "Senior Qishan, you can call me whatever you like …"
As he spoke, a tinge of red appeared on his tanned face.
Too scary! Peng TouSi, you're too scary! Just like when you call me 'Lin', you don't hide your feelings and directly call Grandpa Ren's name 'Qishan'? How much do you want Grandpa Ren to open your Conception and Governing Vessels!
"What? You're not called Beatles? "Grandpa Ren was surprised." Then how should I pronounce it? Do you have a Chinese name? Peng … Pengtong Temple? "
Peng TouSi bowed again and said: "Senior Qishan, you can call me 'Peng Peng'."
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