It was easy to understand why Ai Mi and Ren Peng weren't outsiders.
Whether it's Auntie Ren or Xiao Qin, I recognized Ren Peng as my cousin, so from my perspective, Ren Peng is also Ai Mi's cousin.
That's why it's not wrong for Ren Peng to spit up blood while playing with Ai Mi. Ai Mi is your cousin's (my) half-sister, so she's also your cousin.
I was already prepared to die for my sisters. Ren Peng, don't be stingy, it's just getting beaten to death by Xiao Qin (Little Tyrant Mode) or angered to death by Ai Mi.
Although it wasn't convenient for me to explain this relationship right now, I quickly categorized this dispute as a "quarrel between siblings."
So I stood between the two of them and said to Ren Peng: "Cousin, calm down, Ai Mi won't really expel you from the team."
Before Ren Peng could reply, Ai Mi was the first to object.
"Why, why did you call him cousin!?"
I casually lied: "About that … Dong Shan City has a rule passed down from the Qing Dynasty. Any man older than you, but not yet an uncle, calls you cousin!"
"Eh? There's such a thing? " Winnie exclaimed in surprise. She then said to Ren Peng apologetically, "I didn't know the rules. I've been calling you 'Almighty', 'Almighty'. How about I call you cousin too?"
Winnie, don't cause trouble! Ai Mi can call Ren Peng cousin from my side, but who do you want to call her from? Also, I was clearly lying to Ai Mi, how could you believe it? Are you even a local?
Ren Peng then said, "As long as I continue to be the captain of the team, I won't lower myself to the level of a primary school student. It doesn't matter how many subjects she fails …"
"You're the primary school student! Your whole family are primary school students! " Ai Mi, who was already in middle school, wanted to let Obama go bite people, but Obama was afraid of Xiao Qin, who was two or three steps away from Ren Peng, so he didn't dare rush over.
"Ai Mi, don't worry." I turned around and advised, "A wise man doesn't fight when the odds are against him. Let's make peace for now, but we'll have a long time to torture him in the future …"
Ren Peng hurriedly stopped me: "Ye Lin, what are you saying? Don't think I'm deaf! What do you mean by torturing me for a long time in the future? "
I thought: You didn't die after being tortured by Cousin Xiao Qin for so long, so what's wrong with being tortured by another cousin, Ai Mi? I'm not even afraid of death, so why do you value your life so much?
So he cleared his throat. "Cousin, you're a university student, so you should be magnanimous. It's the same when you're playing games. There are many people who want to abuse you, but how many of them can really abuse you?"
"That's true." Once I praised his achievements in gaming, he became as complacent as a cloud.
"That's right cousin," Winnie agreed. "You should make up with Miss Amy. We're friends who play LoL together! "
Ren Peng felt a little uncomfortable being called "cousin" by Winnie, but he knew that Winnie had always been muddle-headed, so he didn't think too much of it.
With both hands in his pockets, he declared once again, "Anyway, as long as you let me continue to be the captain, everything is negotiable."
Winnie whispered something to Ai Mi. Ai Mi pointed at Xiao Qin, who was next to Ren Peng, and asked: "Are you sure you're not a spy sent by that violent woman?"
Ren Peng was amused, "I was beaten until my eyebrows went bald, why would I be a spy for her?"
Xiao Qin covered her face with her hands in shame.
I felt that the situation was moving towards reconciliation, so I whispered to Ai Mi: "You even set up your headquarters at Qing Zi Academy, so you have to lower your head when you're under someone else's roof. It's actually a good thing to keep Ren Peng, who's addicted to games, in your team! That way, he's also under your roof! His father doesn't support him establishing his own team, so you can use his weakness to abuse him as you wish in the future! "
Ai Mi seemed to have woken up from a dream and nodded like an adult. Then, the corners of her mouth raised into a sly smile.
"Manservant, you're getting more and more sinister! If this continues, it won't be long before you can compete with my mom in terms of scheming! "
I didn't think that this was a compliment at all. The reason why I was playing such tricks was because of my viral heart disease. Right now, my abilities as a "military general" had been weakened, so I could only reluctantly develop myself as a "strategist general".
Besides, I've heard my dad talk about 'Sun Tzu's Art of War', 'The Prince', 'Anti-Confucianism', and 'Think Tank', so I already know a lot of scheming. It's just that it doesn't fit the Spartan style, so I'm not willing to use it easily.
But I don't feel guilty at all for using it on Ren Peng! Even if you don't know it, Ai Mi is still your cousin! So what if you get abused by your sister once or twice or even a hundred times!? The cousin in front of you isn't even afraid of death (I might have already died after being poisoned by a Blue Flash Butterfly), so why are you reluctant to part with your head?
"Fine." Ai Mi crossed her arms in front of her chest, closed her eyes and said arrogantly, "Since you guys kneeled down and begged me, then I'll reluctantly agree to let the violent woman's cousin stay in the team!"
Who kneeled down and begged you? You're worried that Ren Peng will use his father's influence to expel you for failing multiple exams and insulting the teacher, so you'll lose face!
Ren Peng didn't mind Ai Mi taking advantage of him verbally. As long as he can stay and be the captain, he doesn't have any other goals in the real world.
Peng TouSi gave me a look of approval after he saw me resolve a dispute peacefully, then he suggested:
"As the saying goes: shake hands and make up. Since you've resolved your differences with Ren Peng, let's shake hands to show our friendship. "
Ai Mi clicked her tongue, "Who wants to shake his dirty hands!"
"Then I can shake his hand on your behalf." Peng TouSi said.
"I can too!" Winnie directly extended her hand.
"No!" Ai Mi shrieked, "You two have to help me apply sunscreen! If your hands get dirty, wouldn't my body also get dirty! "
"Then let Lin shake his hand …"
"Not even the manservant! The manservant also has to help me apply sunscreen! "
Ren Peng looked at me with a strange gaze after he heard Ai Mi shout like I was a deranged lolicon who used Ai Mi's favor to apply sunscreen on a naked Ai Mi every day.
Although it's generally said that Ai Mi is my distant cousin (like the class leader), Ren Peng is the son of Qing Zi Academy's principal, so he knows a lot more about Ai Mi. Plus, he sees Ai Mi calling me "damn manservant", "damn manservant", so he doesn't think I have the dignity of a distant cousin.
Hey, do you have the dignity of a cousin? Who's the one who gets beaten up every time they meet!
In Ren Peng's eyes, I'm only a 'manservant' Ai Mi picked up from the streets. That's why he can't connect me to Ai Mi when I said he and Ai Mi aren't strangers.
That's why he doesn't know he just left the dragon's pond and entered the tiger's den. Ai Mi already likes to bully people, and now she was instigated by me. Although Xiao Qin doesn't hit Ren Peng anymore because of androphobia, I have a feeling that Ren Peng will die in the hands of another cousin one day.
But since it's a younger sister, you can die without regrets, right? I don't care if you can accept it or not, I can accept it! So please continue to be abused by Ai Mi in the future and die without regrets!
What I didn't expect was that Ren Peng's life was pretty tough. Later on, Ai Mi used her status as a shareholder of the team to make things difficult for Ren Peng, but Ren Peng's hp was still high.
However, his originally half-bald eyebrows all fell off. From then on, he had an even more imposing aura. Whenever he walked on the street, he would have 300% of heads turn to look at him. Even hoodlums didn't dare to provoke him because they thought he might be a hidden master.
At this moment, Ren Peng, who had no idea what would happen to him in the future, finally reached an agreement with Ai Mi's diplomatic ambassador.
Speaking of which, Ai Mi's diplomatic ambassador rank was also pretty high. He was President Obama's … dog with the same name.
In the end, Winnie hugged Obama and made him extend his front paw to shake Ren Peng's hand! Obama even had a condescending expression!
Ren Peng was quite magnanimous. He held Obama's front paw and said formally: "As long as I'm the captain, I'll take you guys to play together!"
He doesn't know how much suffering he would have to endure because of those words.
Even if he took Obama to play LOL, it would be much easier than taking Ai Mi to play.
It's not easy to be a big cousin.
Regardless of what the future holds, it's settled for now. When Winnie and Ren Peng were discussing the team's arrangements, Xiao Qin could talk to me because Ren Peng had walked a bit further away.
"Ye Lin classmate, I really didn't poison the goldfish on purpose …"
You still remember that! Isn't it just using too much water purifier! Compared to beating up your cousin as soon as you see him, a tank of goldfish is more important!
"Also, also … Ye Lin classmate gave Uncle Ye a call ten minutes ago, right? I think he was asking if he could go to the office to check for deleted messages … "
That's right! After the class leader deleted the confession message on my phone, I went to ask my dad with a glimmer of hope. I wanted to know if the office could provide a text message check service.
In the end, my dad responsibly told me: It's completely possible! He has a classmate who works in the telecommunications office, so it's possible to check both the content of the call and the text!
I was ecstatic, but my dad immediately poured cold water on me before I could even laugh:
"It's possible to check, but all telecommunications companies have signed confidentiality agreements. It can only be checked if it involves national security or a major criminal offense. Also, the premise is that the public security department has already filed a case and reported it to the relevant departments for approval … "
"Even if you work in the telecommunications office, you might lose your job or even go to jail if you don't comply with the regulations! I'm not going to beg my classmate to help you check the content of the text! What kind of text is so important? "
Go … go to jail? If you want to know the class leader's confession message, the consequences are serious enough to go to jail? The class leader isn't even a police officer yet, why do I feel like the legal department has become the class leader's family?
Class leader, you're bullying people! I, I'm going to sue you!
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