"Who's the spy Xiao Qin planted!" Ren Peng was dissatisfied with Ai Mi's accusations, "You live at my dad's school, do I need to personally monitor you? I can just stick a few eyes in … "
The first half of Ren Peng's sentence was reasonable, but the second half turned into LOL jargon.
I think overall, Ren Peng and Xiao Qin are both pretty smart, but one was poisoned by online games and the other was poisoned by shoujo manga. Their thinking logic always jumps a lot.
Xiao Qin did not join the discussion because of her androphobia caused by my cousin. She only nodded behind me to express that he was right.
"What? Your dad's school? "Ai Mi was even more surprised," Does your dad own Qing Zi Academy? "
"That's right!" Ren Peng said with a puzzled expression, "My dad is the principal of Qing Zi Academy and also the chairman of the entire group. Didn't Winnie tell you once?"
"Did you!?" Ai Mi turned her shocked face towards Winnie who suddenly squatted down to play with the dog.
Winnie raised her head as she let Obama lick her fingers. "Yeah, I've said it once! Miss Ai Mi, you only nodded and didn't say anything. I thought you were rich and imposing and didn't even care about the chairman of Qing Zi Academy! "
Peng TouSi interrupted: "That's right, Ren Peng's father is indeed the chairman of Qing Zi Education Group. Miss, you bought your helicopter from him."
"How come I don't remember you guys saying that!" Ai Mi was unwilling to admit that she often thought about things half-heartedly and didn't pay attention to what others were saying.
"Miss, I really did tell you." Peng TouSi expressed.
"Um … I also said that." Winnie was stuck between a good friend and a LOL god.
"Woof!" Obama expressed that whoever ate his dog meat hotpot would have their entire family killed.
"Obama, shut up!!" Ai Mi had nowhere to vent, so she could only yell at Obama. Obama made a sound of grievance in his throat.
"Even if I wasn't paying attention before …" Ai Mi clenched her teeth, "Now that I know you're a spy, I can't keep you in the team! Winnie, you might not be the captain of Golden Lightning anymore, but you're still the team manager, right? "
"Huh?" Winnie scratched the band-aid on her face.
"From today onwards, pay Ren Peng his salary and then expel him from the battle team!"
"About that …" Vinny said awkwardly, "Ever since Ren Peng joined the team, other than asking for the captain's position, he hasn't received any salary at all. He didn't want it …"
"What!?" Ai Mi was about to vomit blood, "His actions are so suspicious, he's definitely here to be a spy, why didn't you report it to me!?"
"I told you!" Winnie felt wronged, "I told you a long time ago that he's the principal's son."
"Then, why, don't, I, know, anything!"
Ai Mi yelled as if she wanted to stomp the entire Earth to death. She stamped the heels of her small leather shoes on the ground and almost lost her balance.
For someone like Ren Peng who loved gaming more than anything else, he would never be able to accept being kicked out of the LOL team for no reason.
"Hey." Ren Peng stared at Ai Mi bluntly. He wasn't like some of my male classmates who were shocked by Ai Mi's beauty and didn't dare to talk to her.
The reason might be because Ren Peng wasn't a lolicon, or maybe LOL was his true love.
"You're a shareholder of the team, but I've always been responsible since I became the captain. I've even won a few matches with you, so what right do you have to expel me?"
"You, you're saying I'm a scammer!?" Ai Mi opened her mouth in disbelief, "I didn't die even once when I played as Raccoon. The entire screen was filled with mushrooms I planted … how did I scam you?!"
The Raccoon that Ai Mi was referring to was the Swift Scout Teemo from LOL. His specialty is that he can run fast and plant mushrooms to reduce the enemy's health and slow down.
It would have been better if she didn't mention that match, but Ren Peng was filled with grief and indignation when Ai Mi brought it up.
"You didn't die! But do you know how many times our teammates died to protect you? Winnie's Crocodile couldn't even get up! "
"We specially arranged for a Wind Girl to give you a shield to protect you the entire time, but it wasn't enough for you to run all over the screen!"
"You wanted to steal a tower at level 3, you wanted to kill a dragon by yourself at level 6, did you know your teammates were about to cry!"
"Winnie sacrificed an offensive equipment slot to buy a defensive equipment that could add a shield to protect you from death … She had to flash to help you block Policewoman's ultimate move at least twice!"
"Also, if you're planting mushrooms all over the screen, you should buy magic damage equipment! What's the point of buying six pairs of Light Boots! Shoes don't stack! It's better if you buy tanky equipment to increase your health! "
"You don't know how to use the Q button to save your life, but you should use the W button to increase your speed! Don't you know you're the Swift Scout? In order to catch up with you, the Seductress was so tired that her period was about to come out! "
"If you just stayed at home, we would have won a long time ago! You're still not letting people talk about you, if you're not a scammer, then who is! "
Ren Peng usually doesn't show his anger, but when the game is brought up, his dull eyes start to burn with flames. This time, he had to endure Ai Mi for a long time before he exploded.
"You … you …"
Ai Mi was so angry that she couldn't speak after being rebuked by Ren Peng.
"Don't fight! Don't fight! "Winnie quickly ran between the two of them and tried to calm them down.
"I don't care!" Ai Mi, who was about to burst into tears, said unreasonably, "I'm a shareholder! I can fire whoever I want! Ren Peng, you don't have to come to work starting tomorrow! "
"You're determined to fire me?" Ren Peng had a serious expression as if he was Qu Yuan who was about to be exiled.
"So what if it's iron? My heart is harder than diamonds! " Ai Mi revealed a decisive expression like a queen, "How dare you disrespect me … I won't forgive you even if you kneel down and beg!"
Winnie said awkwardly, "But Ren Peng found the other team members, it would be hard to lead the team without him! Also, without Ren Peng, I don't have the confidence to lead Miss Ai Mi to diamond level … "
"What? You also think I'm a scammer?! " Ai Mi glared at Winnie, "The policewoman's ultimate skill didn't kill my raccoon, but your crocodile. Isn't it because my positioning is too good?"
"That's right! It's all because of Ai Mi's good mechanics! " Winnie nodded against her conscience, "But I was killed by the policewoman because I was too stupid. That's why we need an expert like Ren Peng to increase the strength of the team!"
"Are you really going to fire me?" Ren Peng asked again with a dark expression.
Ai Mi raised her face proudly, "What? You're not convinced? Come hit me if you're not convinced! Peng TouSi doesn't even need to do anything, your manservant can beat you to the ground! "
That's the truth. Although I recognized Ren Peng as my cousin and Ai Mi wanting to expel him from the team is unreasonable, if Ren Peng really wants to stoop to the level of a 12 year old girl and make a move, I won't just stand by and watch.
But according to Winnie's observations, Ren Peng was very violent in game, but he was a pacifist in real life. I'm not sure if it has anything to do with the fact that he was always beaten up by his cousin when he was a child.
Ren Peng took a deep breath and said in a deep voice, "You can fire me, but I can't fire you?"
Ai Mi let out a burst of bell-like laughter. Although it was filled with malice, it could make lolicons feel weak.
"You're firing me? How can you fire me? It's not like I joined your team … "
"Don't forget, you're studying at my dad's school!" The muscles under Ren Peng's eyes twitched as he said fiercely.
Ai Mi's blue pupils suddenly contracted and enlarged.
"You, you're going to let your dad abuse his power …"
"How is it abuse his power?" Ren Peng crossed his arms in front of his chest and said proudly, "I heard from my dad that you failed 6 out of 7 subjects in the final exam! You even handed in blank papers during the make-up exam and insulted the invigilator! If it was someone else, they would have been kicked out! "
Huh? Ai Mi only passed English? I can understand why she failed math, after all, Chinese middle school math is at least at the American high school level … but why would Ai Mi, who has a Chinese grade 10, also fail language!
She really can't figure out the dark nature of cannibalism in the old society that Lu Xun said "it's getting dark"!
Ren Peng continued to say to Ai Mi, "It's because of your special identity that I let you off the hook! According to normal rules, you should have been fired a long time ago! "
"Fine!" Ai Mi said hatefully, "I don't care about that crappy school your family runs! I'll transfer to a better place! "
"Miss." Peng TouSi reminded Ai Mi, "If Madam Ai ShuQiao finds out that you were kicked out because you failed the exam …"
"So what if my mom finds out?" Ai Mi became stubborn, "I'll just let my mom arrange another school!"
Winnie suddenly thought of something, and she bit Amy's ear, saying, "No way! Do you still remember the Pisces singing group? "
The Pisces singing group was a new force that rose up after Ai Mi left America. They were also a pair of lolicons. They often compared themselves to Ai Mi on interviews and last time, they even mocked Ai Mi's cooking.
"If the Pisces sisters find out that you were expelled from a school in China because you failed the exam …"
Ai Mi's face immediately changed when she heard this! Even if her mom would rather be scolded than be publicly mocked by the Pisces sisters on TV!
Last time she was mocked by the Pisces sisters, they caught a bunch of fake beggars in Dong Shan city and together with Winnie, they almost killed them with all kinds of dark cuisine!
If she was mocked again this time for being smart, but as dumb as a melon, should she aim at the American TV station that dared to broadcast the program and launch an intercontinental missile filled with watermelons?
For the sake of her own reputation, Ai Mi can't be expelled from Qing Zi Academy no matter what!
I felt that the cause of this dispute was ridiculous, so I stood up and tried to make peace.
"Stop arguing, stop arguing, it's not like we're outsiders, it's not good to hurt the harmony …"
Ai Mi and Ren Peng both turned to me with puzzled gazes, which meant "how are we not outsiders?"
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