Gramps Ren glanced at Ai Mi because his granddaughter was scolded as an adulterous couple.
Ai Mi had blonde hair, blue eyes, and a pretty appearance. She was wearing a lavender vest, a lavender skirt, and lavender stockings. She was like a living Barbie doll.
This kind of unreal perfection stunned Grandpa Ren when he got closer. He asked in bewilderment, "What … is this thing?"
He probably thought Ai Mi was the most advanced idol robot in the world.
"Who, who's a thing?" Ai Mi, who was at level 10 in Chinese, knew that the word 'thing' and 'thing' were both bad words to describe a person.
"Oh, you can even talk!" Gramps Ren pretended to be surprised, but it was annoying.
"You …" Xiao Qin knew gramps Ren was Xiao Qin's grandfather from their conversation. Xiao Qin instinctively hated this otherworldly master, but she couldn't move because of his aura.
Her hiccups were cured, which was worth celebrating.
Gramps Ren looked down and saw Obama, who Ai Mi was holding. He immediately showed a happy expression and exclaimed: "This dog is pretty fat! When it's winter … "
Obama was already worried that Xiao Qin would kill him. Now that Xiao Qin's grandfather was looking at him with ill intentions and wanted to turn him into a dog meat hotpot, the husky turned around and ran. Ai Mi was tied up by the dog leash and had no choice but to follow behind Obama.
"Just you wait! I'll be back! "Ai Mi angrily turned around and shouted at Xiao Qin and gramps Ren.
Since 004 and 005, who were protecting Ai Mi from afar, went over to help, I didn't insist on sending Ai Mi back to the RV.
There was a more troublesome situation to deal with.
Sure enough, after scaring Ai Mi away, gramps Ren turned his attention back to Xiao Qin and me. Xiao Qin was like a little bird next to me, and her hands that were hugging my arm were particularly eye-catching.
"Grandpa …" Xiao Qin greeted weakly, "You came to see mom, right?"
Gramps Ren nodded subconsciously, then his gaze moved to my face. He frowned as if he was thinking about something, which made my heart tremble.
"I really saw a ghost in broad daylight, I didn't expect you to be …" Gramps Ren muttered to himself, then suddenly shouted at me: "Kneel!"
Eh? Does he want to … cripple my kung fu and expel me from the sect? Because I seduced your granddaughter? But I didn't do it on purpose! In all honesty, it was your granddaughter who seduced me! But if I say that, Grandfather Ren will be even angrier!
"Kneel down and call me teacher!" Grandpa Ren was very confident and shouted again.
Eh? Didn't you always say that you wouldn't allow me to call you master, and that you wouldn't acknowledge me as your disciple? Because the Ren family's ancestral teachings stated that Yin Yang Sanshou should not be taught to outsiders …
Don't you see me as an outsider anymore!? Seeing Xiao Qin gently hugging my arm, I felt like I was Xiao Qin's boyfriend, the future son-in-law of the Ren family!
The timing isn't right, Old Master! If I desperately wanted to improve my Kung Fu, I would definitely kneel down and worship him as my master! I don't care even if you mistakenly think that I will marry Xiao Qin in the future!
But right now, I already understood the 'Fa Jin' part of Yin Yang Sanshou, so I don't really need gramps Ren's guidance anymore. Secondly, I have a viral heart disease. Even when I use Fa Jin in a healthy state, how am I supposed to practice this Kung Fu!
Also, gramps Ren, you're missing something! Do you know the relationship between my dad and Auntie Ren? If they get married, Xiao Qin will be my stepsister! Wouldn't I become a stepsister demon if I marry my stepsister?!
Wait, or could it be that I'm the one who missed a turn? Whether my dad and Auntie Ren get married, or me and Xiao Qin get married, I will no longer be an 'outsider' to gramps Ren. So he can confidently teach me the full version of Yin Yang Sanshou?
The full version of Yin Yang Sanshou would definitely be more than what I've learned on my own, right? (For example, gramps Ren's Yin Yang Sanshou) But unfortunately, I can't learn it with my current body's condition! There will be problems!
I awkwardly loosened and tightened my knees. I didn't know if I should kneel down and acknowledge him as my master.
Xiao Qin felt my uneasiness and spoke up for me: "Grandpa, Ye Lin classmate was just rescued, so he's not feeling too well, so he can't kneel. I'm holding onto his arm to support him. I, I'm not Ye Lin classmate's girlfriend … "
"Hmph, I can't believe you're still shy and won't admit it!" Gramps Ren scratched his face, "I heard you were chasing after a neighbor for a while, and you even wrapped yourself up and delivered yourself to him! I never expected it to be Ye Lin! You know Ye Lin is learning Yin Yang Sanshou from me, right? Why didn't you tell grandpa? "
Gramps Ren was right. With Xiao Qin's foundation in Yin Yang Sanshou, she must have already guessed that my 'Hua Jin' came from their family heirloom. Since Auntie Ren's Yin Yang Sanshou isn't as good as mine, she could only have been taught by gramps Ren.
"I, I think …" Xiao Qin was afraid of her grandpa, "Yin Yang Sanshou is harmful to the human body …"
"Nonsense!" Gramps Ren said angrily, "All offensive martial arts are harmful to the human body. Is there a martial art where I punch you and you bleed?!"
Huh? Gramps Ren, your description is so trendy! Is it because your grandson, Ren Peng, plays online games every day, so you occasionally use descriptions from games?
"No, I'm not saying it's harmful to others …" Xiao Qin said timidly, "I'm saying that practicing Yin Yang Sanshou isn't good for your body …"
Gramps Ren frowned and asked: "What's bad about it? Did Ye Lin become blind or crippled after practicing my Yin Yang Sanshou? "
He patted my left shoulder as he spoke. I hurriedly steadied myself and suppressed my heartbeat.
I was patted a few times by her grandfather. Xiao Qin seemed to be in pain, but she mustered up her courage and loudly said to gramps Ren: "Yin Yang Sanshou, if you practice it … you'll end up with short legs!!"
Gramps Ren's gaze fell on my legs, and my gaze subconsciously fell on Gramps Ren's legs as well.
As expected, my legs weren't too long. They were definitely short compared to Auntie Ren and Xiao Qin.
"Nonsense!" Gramps Ren was so angry that he slapped his chest, "Yin Yang Sanshou is suitable for people with short legs and long hands, but that doesn't mean they'll have short legs!"
"Didn't you practice it with me for a while when you were younger? You didn't have short legs either! "
Xiao Qin became excited when gramps Ren mentioned Xiao Qin also practiced Yin Yang Sanshou.
"Although I didn't have short legs, I did have a flat chest!!"
Then she let go of my arm and ran towards Auntie Ren's room in tears while gramps Ren and I were both shocked.
"Sob sob sob ~ ~ ~ It's all because of Yin Yang Sanshou that my chest is flat!"
"My mom didn't learn Yin Yang Sanshou well, so her chest is bigger than mine!"
"Yin Yang Sanshou is an evil martial art! Men learn to have short legs and women learn to have flat chests! I want to forget everything I learned!! "
It's all because of Xiao Qin's prejudice! Otherwise, Gong CaiCai, who has always been distressed by her large chest, should learn Yin Yang Sanshou!
Gramps Ren and I were speechless as we watched Xiao Qin run into the hospital in tears.
"Um …" Gramps Ren probably felt like he needed to explain, "Ye Lin, it's not Yin Yang Sanshou's fault that your legs are short!"
Don't mention short legs! Would the other party be happy if the cosmetics seller said: It's not my cosmetics' fault that you're ugly? Gramps Ren, do you even know how to comfort people?
I quickly changed the topic: "Gramps Ren, I, I can't learn Yin Yang Sanshou right now, but can I call you master?"
"Sure." Gramps Ren generously agreed, "Since Xiao Qin said your body is still a bit unwell, then we'll talk about it after you get better! As for kneeling and kowtowing, I'll make it up to you when I officially teach you. "
"Then … master, this disciple greets you!" I cupped my hands towards gramps Ren in a Wuxia TV series salute, which could be considered as fulfilling one of my wishes.
"Idiot Xiao Ye Zi, I'm going to slap you!" Gramps Ren suddenly became fierce and I didn't know what to do.
"Which idiot TV series did you learn it from? Hugging your right hand with your left hand is a salute, are you holding your left hand with your right hand? "
I was startled and quickly switched my left and right hands, and gramps Ren accepted it.
If I think about it carefully, gramps Ren admitted that I was his last disciple. From a master's point of view, there was a bit of a mess.
First of all, Auntie Ren was gramps Ren's disciple, so from this point of view, Auntie Ren became my 'senior'.
Then, Xiao Qin was also gramps Ren's disciple. In the world of martial arts, the order of entry is based on the order of entry, so Xiao Qin also became my 'senior'.
Of course, the above two relationships cannot exceed the ethical relationship of blood and marriage. When I see Auntie Ren, I still have to call her Auntie, and Xiao Qin can't act like a senior in front of me.
The biggest problem is that I still have a disciple that everyone knows, and that's Eunuch Cao!
Now that gramps Ren officially accepted me as his disciple, I became gramps Ren's disciple, and Eunuch Cao became gramps Ren's disciple!
What a misfortune! Gramps Ren would never have thought that he would become Eunuch Cao's master! If this gets out, our Yin Yang Sanshou will be laughed at by other sects!
Also, I definitely won't teach Yin Yang Sanshou to Eunuch Cao. Not only does he have no foundation in martial arts, but what if he learns it and becomes a perverted thief?
"The child is gone, right?" gramps Ren suddenly asked me with a regretful tone.
"Yeah." I nodded, "It's all my fault for running around in the mountains …"
Gramps Ren extended his five fingers, indicating that I don't need to say anymore.
"This is also the will of the heavens, you can't force it. But from what I see, it seems like Hongli wants another child with your father."
"Huh? Master, did you go see Auntie Ren? Didn't you just get here? "
"Yeah." Gramps Ren stood on his tiptoes, "I did just get here, but I only peeked through the window. I haven't seen Hongli yet. Your father seems to be quite considerate in taking care of Hongli. "
At this time, a middle-aged man wearing a suit with a serious expression walked towards gramps Ren. Behind him was a person who looked like a university student with an unwell complexion.
Isn't he Xiao Qin's uncle, Auntie Ren's brother who's older than Auntie Ren by 20 years, the principal and chairman of Qing Zi Academy! There's also his son, Xiao Qin's cousin, Ren Peng, who's addicted to LOL and nicknamed 'Bush Prince'!
Aren't you the captain of Ai Mi's professional LOL team, 'Golden Lightning'? I know grandpa and dad brought you here to visit Auntie Ren, but you look like you're half dead … Did you stay up late at the internet cafe again? You look more like a patient compared to Auntie Ren!
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