I can't believe Ai Mi came up with the idea of inviting Winnie for a threesome in order to seduce me.
It's not the first time you brought it up, right? I think you even said you would let Winnie carry my child for you and raise it as her own.
Ai Mi, are you trying to challenge the bottom line of ethics? Let's not talk about a threesome for now, but we can't have that kind of relationship between us siblings.
Brain Theater, Theater # 1:
Ai Mi, who was not wearing anything other than her stockings, was lazily lying on the head of the European noble bed. She was covered in sweat, and her face was still red. She leaned against a goose feather pillow and looked at Winnie, who was still moving.
Winnie was even more straightforward than Ai Mi. She was completely naked, revealing her wheat skin and her snow-white skin. She was kneeling on the ground, but her body was shaking for some reason.
"What do you think, am I right? Isn't my brother amazing? "Ai Mi panted as she watched Winnie's body sway above her without any jealousy.
"Mhmm." Winnie resisted the urge to yell and replied with an unnatural expression, "You're clearly half gay, but you're still pretty good."
"Who's gay?" A certain scumbag slapped Winnie's round buttocks, causing Winnie to shriek. Sweat splashed out, and a burning fingerprint was left on her buttocks.
"Winnie, I'll do it after you exhaust my brother's stamina." Ai Mi panted, "Otherwise, I might not be able to take it …"
Brain Theater, Theater # 2:
A few years later, my, Ai Mi's, and Winnie's children will be old enough to attend elementary school in America.
"What? You want to ask who your mother is? " Ai Mi, who wasn't even twenty yet, had a hot body, but still had a loli face, roared at our child, "Other people only have one mother, but you have two. Aren't you satisfied?"
"But, but the kids all laugh at me. They say my dad is a pervert and a polygamist scumbag …"
A child who looked like me and Winnie, and also had some similarities to my sister Ai Mi, said with grievance.
In the United States, the public's hatred of polygamy was second only to the worship of Satanism. They would never tolerate polygamy like China.
"Who dares to mock you?" Ai Mi became even angrier, "How dare they let my child be laughed at … I'm going to send someone to burn that school to ashes!"
The next day, the flag of the White House was lowered to half-mast for some reason.
Theater in the Brain, Theater 3:
Because there was no birth control in the United States, Winnie had given me plural children.
Thanks to me, the Spartan, and Winnie the Tough Woman, our children were very healthy. Their wounds healed so quickly that they even attracted the attention of the American defense department.
"Why can't I marry my sisters!" The eldest boy shouted at me stubbornly, "Dad, just marry your sisters! I saw your marriage certificate! "
Ai Mi and I had a marriage certificate, she bought it in Libya. I don't even understand the words on it! How could you understand it at such a young age?
Also, let go of your sister's hand! You little brat, you actually have three younger sisters? I don't even have three younger sisters!
Ai Mi purposely raised her voice and brought me back to reality.
"Damn manservant, you must be thinking about me!"
Although the other people at the table heard it, they thought we were distant siblings. Ai Mi often said shocking things, so they didn't take it seriously and continued to discuss the delicious dishes.
I admit that in my increasingly uncontrollable brain theater, there was a scene of you naked that did not match your identity as a brother — — but I was still considering the consequences of you pushing me!
How could Winnie even take that step! Now, I will have a heart attack if I exercise too much. If I really can't resist your temptation, there is an 80% chance that I will die because of you, because of my own sister!
Also, as Peng TouSi said, Ai Mi and I didn't fit each other's sizes. I would have caused my sister to bleed to death!
Congratulations, Zha Ye, for completing another double kill! He had killed both himself and his sister!
When Ai ShuQiao sees the corpses of her son and daughter hugging each other, even if she's a cold and ruthless demoness, she probably wouldn't know how to face it!
"It's quite an interesting death …"
Is that all? Do you have the mental fortitude to take our embarrassing deaths, find a professional to make a post-modern art specimen, and put it in your own bedroom!
"These were my biological son and daughter, this is the result of rebelling against me."
Are you going to use us as a psychological prop to scare your subordinates from betraying you!
You're a demon! Even demons would feel inferior in front of you! Even if we were already made into specimens, at least give us some clothes to wear! Don't wash your dirty linen in public!
In order to avoid Ai Mi's aggressive gaze, I turned my face to the other side — — the class leader who was sitting on the other side of the empty chair.
Because Xiao Qin was the main contributor to my rescue, the class leader purposely left this chair for Xiao Qin. She hoped she would at least come and sit for a while while taking care of her mother.
But Xiao Qin still didn't come even after the celebration party ended.
I was a bit worried. Was it because Xiao Qin said that she didn't have the qualifications to be my girlfriend and wanted me to expel her, but in reality, she was hoping that I would make her stay? I must have made her sad when I reduced her to a childhood friend.
I found out later that it would be a lie to say I wasn't sad at all. But the main reason Xiao Qin didn't come to the party was because she received a call from Huo ZhenBang while she was taking care of her mother.
Huo ZhenBang went to Shanghai to try out the new AIDS treatment. When he heard the report from the spies in Dong Shan city: Xiao Qin was in danger while climbing the mountain and Auntie Ren was hospitalized in a car accident, he immediately called Xiao Qin to confirm.
Huo ZhenBang felt a bit more at ease when he heard the situation wasn't as serious as he imagined, but Xiao Qin also exposed the fact that she was secretly communicating with him behind her mother's back.
The emotionally unstable Auntie Ren got angry again! She made Xiao Qin hand over her phone while repeating hatefully: "It's all because of you bastard men!" Then she inexplicably threw a pillow at my dad, and Xiao Qin cried and acted cute in front of her mom to calm Auntie Ren down!
I hope Auntie Ren takes good care of her body, I'm still waiting for her to give birth to my third sister.
(I can't lose to my son in the theater of my brain!) The scene changed back to the party. My gaze accidentally fell on the class leader and her body immediately tensed up, as if she was being targeted by a sniper rifle.
Her face, which was as calm as water, suddenly turned red. She had no choice but to raise the steaming sweet cream soup to her face to cover it up a little.
She had an expression as if she was waiting for me to talk to her.
"What's so good about Katyusha!" Ai Mi complained to my right, "It's not considered cheating if you go to Winnie, but if you go to Katyusha, then it's considered cheating!"
Cheating my sister! You're my sister! You're saying it like we're already married!
The class leader knew Ai Mi liked to give people nicknames, and she also knew Ai Mi gave her the nickname 'Katyusha'. But since her name 'Shu Sha' originally had a 'sha' in it, and she loved Ai Mi like a kitten or a puppy, she didn't think it was a humiliation and happily accepted it.
If Obama could speak and one day suddenly said to the class leader who had a fawning expression: "If you want to continue playing with me, you have to change your name to Kakarrot!" Maybe the class leader would also go crazy and agree!
The class leader is an anime illiterate, she probably doesn't even know Kakarrot is a Super Saiyan!
Saiyans have tails! And it's a monkey's tail! The only thing I can accept is the class leader growing a cat's tail! It would be a perfect match with the cat ears I put on your head last time!
The class leader's expression became even more unnatural when she vaguely heard Ai Mi call her by her nickname 'Katyusha' and even said 'cheating'.
What is the class leader thinking? Did the class leader really send me a confession message on my phone that ran out of battery? What did the text say? According to the class leader's personality and the situation at the time, it definitely wouldn't be something like 'please be my boyfriend'.
"Class leader …" I opened my mouth hesitantly. The class leader immediately shivered and almost spilled the sweet soup in her porcelain bowl.
"What, what is it!" The class leader didn't turn around to look at me. Her usually sharp hawk-like gaze also went to Java and she adopted a defensive posture.
"You …"
"I what?" The class leader's face became redder and redder. She was so embarrassed that she wanted to kill herself with a piece of tofu.
Is it that embarrassing! What the hell did you say in the text message! If it wasn't for the fact that I didn't have a suitable charger, I would have taken it out and taken a look!
"Eat more." I awkwardly pointed to the delicious food on the table, "It's so delicious, but you ate so little, it's unfair to the chef."
What if the French chef commits suicide after seeing the class leader's lack of appetite!
After a pause, I joked: "Why don't you seem happy that I came back alive …"
The phrase 'I came back alive' seemed to have triggered something in the class leader. The class leader didn't even drink the sweet cream soup anymore. She intentionally or unintentionally turned her body towards me, as if she would lose a piece of flesh if I saw her front.
Huh? Is your confession message based on the premise of "I'll come back alive"?
For example: "Ye Lin, if you come back alive, I'll …"
What will you do! Make a lot of potato beef stew for me to eat! Or will you change into a pair of volleyball shorts, black and white stockings, reveal your absolute territory, and wear cat ears for me to take pictures with!
It must be something shameful! You probably think I already saw your text and purposely said 'I came back alive' to remind you to keep your promise!
What promise will make you lose a piece of flesh! What did you promise me!
Since my phone is out of battery and I can't check it, should I take a roundabout approach and make the class leader tell me what she said in the confession?
It's not like I'm going to upgrade the class leader to girlfriend right after I demoted her to childhood friend. The main reason I want to do this is because I'm curious.
Anyway, it's fun to tease the class leader and not leave any regrets in life!
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