It's all Dr. Yu's fault, he instilled in me the idea that it's normal to get married and have children at 14. It made me seriously consider the possibility of getting Xiao Qin pregnant after I die so she won't commit suicide!
What a monster! As soon as he removed her identity as his girlfriend, he immediately turned around and said, "Let's have a baby together!"
"Do you have any strange hobbies?" Xiao Qin will definitely ask me: "Why didn't you have a child with me when I was your girlfriend, and why did you have to return to the status of a childhood friend to have a child with me?"
"Because I feel better when I bully childhood friends who don't have status!" I had to hide the truth, so I could only lie to Xiao Qin!
"Hahahaha, you're not even my girlfriend, yet I forced you to get pregnant. Serves you right! Who told you to bully me when we were kids! "
Not good! I can't stop it in my head! I can't stop at all!
It's like my lower abdomen is on fire and there's some kind of terrible disturbance! Luckily my back is facing Xiao Qin, so she can't see the front of my pants.
It's said that when a man is facing death, he will have a strong desire to leave behind descendants. Compared to when Ai ShuQiao first threatened me, it seems like I've become more prone to letting my imagination run wild!
Wait a moment, although my viral heart disease is decreasing, I can foresee that I won't be able to do strenuous exercise for a long time!
Exercising in bed is also considered strenuous exercise! Not to mention it's a virgin's first time exercising in bed! If I die naked on top of Xiao Qin because of a heart attack … it would be the so-called 'horse stroke' in Chinese medicine!
How many terrible memories do I want to leave for Xiao Qin! Xiao Qin might stubbornly believe that she killed me!
What if she bites her tongue and commits suicide! What kind of expression should my dad and Auntie Ren make when they find us hugging each other to death!
Not to mention my classmates and friends, my reputation in the hoodlum circle will be even worse! At that time, I won't even be able to be described with the word 'trash'!
"Because you don't have any protective feelings for the fairer sex, you killed your childhood friend in bed, then you also immediately died. What a dissolute ghost …"
You're the dissolute ghost! Your whole family is dissolute! My intentions are good! I just want my childhood sweetheart to be pregnant with my child …
No, no, no, letting Xiao Qin get pregnant to prevent her from dying with me is too cunning and the failure rate is too high, so it can't be used as an alternative.
So, who should I leave a child with … no, how should I give her the confidence to live? Even in the event that I die.
That's it! Using this rare opportunity, Xiao Qin realized that there was a problem with her way of doing things. She wanted a chance to correct it. I'll help her become a brighter, more optimistic, more compassionate, more considerate of others. In short, she'll be more likely to live on after I die.
As for the method, I immediately thought of it when I decided to do so! If she can stop reading shoujo manga for a week, I'll pat her head. If Xiao Qin can resist pranks for a week, I will give her a hug. If Xiao Qin does three good things, I'll give her a kiss on the cheek …
Although it's all physical contact as a reward, I didn't cross the line! Whether it's a childhood friend or a younger sister, I can do this!
Okay, I'll name the plan "Adopted Sister Training Plan"! Although it sounds a bit bad, it's actually a very noble plan. The inspiration probably came from the book "Dog Training Guide" the class leader bought in the bookstore. That … I have to say, I want to train an optimistic sister, not a "sister dog"!
At this time, Xiao Qin's phone rang, it was my dad calling.
It turns out my dad wanted to come see me after he heard that I woke up, but Auntie Ren needed someone to accompany her because of her miscarriage. My dad wanted to ask if Xiao Qin could come back and accompany his mother.
Xiao Qin sensibly agreed to go back and accompany her mother, so she switched with my dad.
When father and son met, I had a lot of things to say to each other. However, my dad suddenly hugged me. His broad embrace suffocated me. His choking voice made me speechless. I wanted to say something but couldn't. I could only respond to my dad and hug him even tighter.
After venting his emotions, my dad wiped the tears from the corner of his eyes. After saying "Luckily Xiao Lin is fine, otherwise …", we chatted about a lot of random things.
For example, during the rescue process, how Ai Mi got angry at the firefighters and police, but they didn't hold it against her because she was a foreigner and underage. Also, how Ai Mi's bodyguard (I'm referring to Peng TouSi) acted as a peacemaker and put in some good words with the leaders of the firefighters and police. After I was rescued, he specifically ordered 004 and 005 to make two extra large pennants for the fire department and the police department. He also brought along a few boxes of inconspicuous, but actually very expensive Hawaiian fruits.
Peng TouSi's speed of doing as the Romans do is off the charts! China also grasps the ways of the world so quickly! You can learn Chinese, you can pick locks, you can pick pockets, you can learn medicine … Is there anything in this world that you can't learn! You can look down on the world with just your professional assassin specialty! You're a bookworm! You've learned so many things, are you going to let the slackers live!
My dad specifically mentioned that the police captain was relatively young and a bit handsome. After I was rescued, Peng TouSi's enthusiasm towards him didn't seem to be fake. That kind of kindness came from the bottom of his heart, and it extinguished a lot of the captain's anger from being called a rice bucket by Ai Mi.
"Haha, maybe it's because there are firefighters nearby!" My dad joked with me.
It has nothing to do with firefighters! Peng TouSi is close to the police captain because he meets the standards of a "good man"! You damn US imperialist homo! Let our people's police go!
My dad also mentioned that when the firefighters were searching a barren mountain, they were attacked by a group of monkeys because their flashlights scared them, and it led to a spectacular battle between humans and monkeys. Fortunately, no one was seriously injured. The group of monkeys even left behind an albino monkey. After the firefighters retreated, they didn't seem to want to pick it up for a long time. So, the fire chief took it home and raised it as a pet.
Bastard! Even monkeys are so irresponsible these days! You should raise your own child! What kind of logic is pushing it to a human!
Finally, my dad was embarrassed and also a bit sad. I already told him what happened between him and Auntie Ren the night before.
Finally, my dad glanced out the window of the RV and saw that Dr. Yu was already gone. He asked me in puzzlement:
"Xiao Lin, how does your class leader know about me and Auntie Ren?"
I curled my lips and said: "You two were fighting too loudly. She heard the class leader when she went to your hotel for a home visit."
"I see." My dad came to a sudden realization. After a while, he said carefully: "Xiao Lin, I think your class leader likes you."
"What?" My eyebrows were about to form a 'chuan' character, "Dad, don't speak nonsense!"
Although a lot of things happened between me and the class leader in the past semester after Xiao Qin transferred here, the impression I left on the class leader gradually changed from 'black sheep' to 'there is still hope'. I know the class leader's impression of me has increased, but I still don't have confidence that she likes me.
But I still didn't have confidence that she would like me. Even though we hugged, kissed, slept together, and even spanked her ass, I still didn't have confidence that the class leader would like me.
"I'm not speaking nonsense." My dad was unconvinced, "Although it was embarrassing when I was scolded by your class leader when I didn't know what to do. I wouldn't have the face to be her father-in-law in the future …"
Don't make the class leader your daughter-in-law! You're a father-in-law who sells adult products. No matter which girl marries into our family, they'll think that you're disrespectful!
"I have evidence." My dad stood on his tiptoes and recalled, "When I first saw her, there were tear stains on her face. She didn't care about you like a class leader would. Also, when I listened to her and didn't go to the front lines to cause trouble, I went to take care of Auntie Ren …"
"I think I heard your little class monitor crying harder and harder after I left. I think she was crying and texting on her phone …"
Wait, wait a minute! I suddenly understood why the class leader was scared, blushed, and ran away when she heard Winnie's text.
It's highly possible that my phone didn't have any signal after I fell into the trap and there was no progress in the search and rescue. The class leader had the mentality of trying one last time, similar to when I wrote my will, so she sent me one last message.
The class leader didn't know my phone was out of battery, so she must have thought I already saw the text!
What did the class leader say in the text that caused her to be afraid to face me!
Was it really like what my dad said? Did the class leader have a favorable impression of me? When my life was hanging by a thread and I was already in danger, she couldn't suppress her feelings and sent me a message even though she knew my phone had no signal?
Could this be the legendary "SMS Confession"? Did the class leader mistakenly think I saw the text, so she's too red to face me?
No, no, no, no, no! I have to quickly charge my phone and see what the text was about!
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