It's nothing to be patted on the face by my sister. Even if Ai Mi tried her best, she might not be able to hurt me, let alone this kind of light contact.
But I crouched down in front of her too quickly.
Heart … tachycardia! What an annoying feeling!
Although my chest hurt, I clenched my teeth and did not show any signs of pain on my face.
I still squeezed out a smile in front of my sister and mischievously pointed at my right cheek, "Do you want me to do it again?"
"In your dreams! My hand hurts! "Ai Mi snorted. She probably hated the smell of medicine in the room, so she covered her nose and left.
"Come see me after you wash off all the dirt and medicine on your body!" Ai Mi deliberately pretended to dislike me and then yawned, "I'm going to sleep a bit more ~ ~ ~ I'm so sleepy ~ ~ ~ ~"
"Then, what's the director's number?" Peng TouSi asked while holding up his vibrating phone.
"Tell him to go die!" Ai Mi said impatiently, "I'm not going to the set today. If he can't wait, then we'll change the female lead!"
After confirming I was fine, Ai Mi returned to her sleepy state. She laid face down on the ring-shaped water bed and fell into a deep sleep.
Obama was sleeping at the foot of the bed. He was a husky with outstanding achievements in this rescue mission. He received a special reward from Ai Mi of not having to lose weight for a year.
For the time being, only me, Dr. Yu, and Peng TouSi were left in the room.
The atmosphere was a bit strange.
Strictly speaking, Peng TouSi was my ally in the war against Ai ShuQiao, and Dr. Yu was our common enemy.
However, although Ai ShuQiao had some doubts about Peng TouSi, she did not completely trust Yu Suiliang. She knew that it was very difficult to gain absolute loyalty from some capable people. Her usual method was to seize the other party's biggest weakness and make them work for herself.
It was probably because it was challenging like walking on a tightrope that she never got tired of it.
"There are no perfect chess pieces, only perfect chess players." When teaching Ai Mi chess, Ai ShuQiao said this sentence with double meanings so many times that Ai Mi's ears got calluses.
Since Peng TouSi, Yu Suiliang, and I each had our own ulterior motives, we all communicated with our eyes. In the end, it was Peng TouSi who broke the silence.
"Lin, have you really recovered? When you squatted down just now, did it affect any of your wounds? "
As expected of the all-powerful "Black Death God" of the underground boxing competition. He was able to see through me when I was trying to hold back my heart attack.
Dr. Yu coughed and looked at me to ask for my opinion. I didn't think it was practical to hide it from Peng TouSi. I nodded and asked Dr. Yu to tell Peng TouSi the truth.
A trace of regret appeared on Peng TouSi's face, which seemed to be forged from black iron.
"What are the chances of a cure?"
"Zero percent or one hundred percent. It's possible." Professor Yu held a cotton swab between his index and middle fingers in place of a cigarette.
I was startled and asked, "If it's a viral heart disease, is it contagious? Ai Mi touched my body just now, what if … "
If Ai Mi also contracted this disease, her little heart wouldn't be able to withstand the torment, and it would definitely be disastrous the first time it acted up. Even if he managed to survive, he would still be bedridden! If that were to happen, I might as well die in the bear trap!
"It's not contagious." Professor Yu shook his head, "Although you're poisoned, the Blue Flash Butterfly's toxicity is already quite diluted in your blood. If you want to infect others, you'd have to make them drink more than 500 milliliters of your blood … or other bodily fluids …"
Damn it! 500 milliliters is equivalent to two bottles of mineral water sold at supermarkets! To be able to drink so much of my blood in one gulp, it must be a vampire! What other bodily fluids do you mean?! Other than blood, what other bodily fluids can I extract 500 milliliters in one go!?
Ai Mi was right. Although the scratches and bites on my arms and ankles were properly treated with alcohol, the other areas were still relatively dirty. Professor Yu explained that due to my abnormal heart condition, I can't simply soak my body in water that's too cold or too hot. To be safe, he didn't even wipe my body when I was unconscious.
"Then, can I take a shower now?" I asked. I don't want to always be dirty.
There were two bathrooms in Ai Mi's RV. One was for herself, and the other was for the bodyguards. It could only fit one person, and it was about the same size as a toilet cubicle. From this, it can be seen how unequal the relationship between people in a capitalist society is. The Americans who are in dire straits can only wait for us revolutionary proletariat fighters to save them!
Ai Mi's private bathroom was right next to her bedroom. I didn't want to disturb her rest, so I mentioned bathing under the assumption that the bodyguards were in the bathroom.
Professor Yu pondered for a few seconds, "You can only take a shower, you can't enter the bathtub. Also, you have to pay special attention to the water temperature and test it with your hands before you can pour it on your torso."
Damn it! How frustrating! I used to have a Spartan physique, so I never paid attention to that! Now I even have to be careful when taking a shower!
"Peng TouSi, guard the bathroom door." Professor Yu and Peng TouSi did not have a clear superior and subordinate relationship, but he still ordered bluntly, "If there's anything strange when he's taking a shower, immediately bring him to me."
A barely noticeable blush appeared on Peng TouSi's face, "Okay, if Lin's injured and it's inconvenient for him to take a shower, I can help him …"
Scram! Scram! Even though I said in my will that your character is comparable to God's, don't even think about touching me with your God-like hands! I would have a heart attack if I went into the bathroom with you!
Seeing that I was glaring at him like I wanted to eat him, he didn't mention bathing with me.
But in the end, he didn't agree to let me take a shower in the bodyguards' bathroom. He gently led me to Ai Mi's bedroom and opened the door to Ai Mi's private bathroom.
Before leaving the emergency room, I did not forget my belongings, including my watch, phone, and Swiss army knife.
The watch was bought by my dad a long time ago, there was a suicide note in the phone that I didn't know what to do with, and the Swiss army knife was returned to me by Xiao Qin when we were about to leave Nameless Mountain.
Professor Yu specially packed it in a waterproof box for me to take away. If he didn't mention that this box previously contained a kidney, I would feel much better.
It's fake, right? It's like 'your gender reassignment surgery was a complete success', it's a lie! Although the waterproof box's quality was pretty good, I don't think it's good enough to hold a transplant organ.
"It's not a transplant kidney, it's a kidney that I don't want when I dissect it …"
F * ck! Then why don't you just say it's for a corpse! No wonder you were fired from your first job after graduating from university, and you were fired after joining the charity for two days! Staying with a doctor like you, I have to worry every day that when I wake up, a certain part of my body will be removed and replaced by a machine!
While I was taking a shower, Peng TouSi dutifully guarded the door for me. Even if he really wanted to peek at my body, he restrained himself for the sake of my health.
Because I followed Professor Yu's instructions and only took a shower, I also carefully tested the water temperature, so I didn't have a heart attack during the shower.
Before I left the jungle, I only noticed that Xiao Qin's clothes were torn and unusable, but I didn't notice my own clothes were almost the same. Peng TouSi was very considerate and prepared new clothes for me. I tried them on and the measurements were ridiculously perfect.
My chrysanthemum is scared when a gay guy is familiar with my measurements! Even though Peng TouSi claims to be a complete size 0, my chrysanthemum can't stop trembling!
I think the fear the class leader felt when Zhuang Ni found out her measurements was similar to mine.
I had to wear clothes no matter what. I put on the pullover, skinny pants, and a pair of slippers that Peng TouSi provided. I inadvertently glanced at myself in the mirror and felt that Peng TouSi's taste in picking clothes was quite sinister. The clothes he chose were able to cover up the shortcoming of my short legs, and even my face seemed a bit softer.
I feel like I'm also gay after wearing the clothes chosen by a gay guy.
After I came out of the bathroom, Peng TouSi enthusiastically brought me a glass of warm water. I happened to have a dry mouth, so I drank it.
When I drank the water, I saw Ai Mi not at all ladylike. She was sprawled out on the water bed and was sleeping as soundly as Obama who was at the foot of the bed.
I looked at my watch and it was already 9 in the morning. The summer sun shone through the curtains and illuminated Ai Mi's entire body. It made her pajamas translucent and her exquisite body faintly discernible.
"I won't allow you to die …" Ai Mi, who was clutching a feather pillow, muttered in her sleep.
I was touched that my sister cared about me. I couldn't help but walk over to her and help her close the second layer of curtains to prevent her skin from having an allergic reaction when she was exposed to direct sunlight.
When I looked at Peng TouSi again, the giant silently left Ai Mi's bedroom and closed the door.
Then I remembered that when I was drinking water, he seemed to have said in my ear: There are no other rooms suitable for patients to rest in the RV. Ai Mi's water bed is especially large, you can take a nap here for a while. It can also prevent Ai Mi from suspecting that you were only rescued in her dream and making a ruckus to see you.
Peng TouSi's worries were not unfounded. It was said that Ai Mi fell asleep on the helicopter because she was sleepy for more than ten minutes. She had a dream of being rescued, but when she woke up, she realized she was tricked. She lost her temper and beat the pilot 004, which almost caused the helicopter to crash.
After closing the second layer of curtains, the sunlight was a bit weaker, but it still plated a layer of golden light on Ai Mi's small body, making her look more like a delicate doll.
I gently sat on the edge of the water bed, trying not to cause any tremors. Then, I reached out and carefully stroked Ai Mi's soft blonde hair.
I didn't know how long I had left to live, so I cherished the quiet time I had with my sister.
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