In order to charge my phone, I realized there was a serious problem in front of me when I checked the class leader's confession message.
I didn't bring a charger on this trip because I thought my phone had a lot of battery and a long standby time.
However, it had been in places with poor or no signal for a long time, causing its battery to run out early. (Not to mention, I used it to play 'The Hottest Ethnic Trend' to ask for help, wrote a long suicide note, and even used it as a flashlight.)
My phone was a counterfeit phone that wasn't produced much. (So far, I've only seen Gong CaiCai's summer cram school teacher use the same phone as me. That's the teacher who took Gong CaiCai to the Science and Happiness class, Mr. Hu.) Although it was said to have 4000 milliamperes of power for you to squander, it was also a mobile power source. If you slide the back cover of the phone, you can see all kinds of charging plugs that can be moved and reassembled to charge other phones …
But my charging port is really old! Under normal circumstances, it's hard to borrow a suitable charger to charge it! What kind of logic is that! You can plug in other people, but you can't let others plug in you!
I was worrying if I could only use the special charger when I got home. When I saw the class leader's confession message, I saw Director Cao and Eunuch Cao walking towards us while laughing and chatting.
"Will Xiao Ye Zi be fine?" Director Cao patted my dad's shoulder as if he had foresight. Since he wasn't as tall as my dad, it was a bit strenuous.
My dad was grateful for his role and said sincerely: "Director Cao, it's all thanks to you. If I didn't have someone to give me ideas, I would have been worried to death."
"Who are we talking to?" Director Cao patted the fat on his chest, "We were personally appointed by the president of the HHH enthusiast club, we're generals!"
"Also." Director Cao lowered his voice and said, "The president really admires your literary talent. He hopes you can criticize the fallen American imperialism when you write an AV review next time … Although I don't know who the president is, I can tell that as long as we make him happy, there will definitely be benefits for us!"
"Did you know? The president heard the movie investor I'm working with sells luxury watches and he immediately ordered dozens of watches! The payment was clean and straightforward! After that, he even criticized that the watches we sold him were not as good as Patek Philippe watches, although the style was very novel … "
Damn it! I heard my dad say that Patek Philippe is a Swiss family watchmaker founded in 1839. Their watches often cost millions! Director Cao's nouveau riche investor sells watches that easily cost more than a hundred thousand … HHH enthusiast club's president, your money just fell from the sky!
Why do I feel like you have more money than Ai Mi?
Director Cao asked about my body, then continued to chat with my dad. His son, Eunuch Cao, walked towards me with a pained face.
He bent his back and bowed to me as if he was bidding farewell to a dead person. "Master, if you are well, this disciple will be the clear sky …"
Clear your sister! Can't you see that it's cloudy today?
"Sin …" Just as he was about to say "bastard", he remembered his father was next to him, so he wanted to call him "Eunuch Cao", but he felt it was inappropriate, so he could only call him "Cao JingShen" like the class leader.
Of course, in my mind, those three words were 'Cao Jingshen', which had the same meaning as' Eunuch Cao '.
"Jingshen, where did you go? I heard you also stayed last night, but I didn't see you during the search and rescue. "
I somewhat blamed this traitorous disciple for not caring about his master's safety at all.
"Master is innocent!" Eunuch Cao said with grievance, "This disciple treats master as if he were my own father!"
Damn, your biological father is right next to you, yet you dare say that? Do you not even care about your face anymore!
"This disciple was in Grandpa Zhang's flower farmer's hut when I found out master was missing. Because I found an important clue, I couldn't go back to participate in the search and rescue! I'm using another method to save Master! "
"What method?"
From what Eunuch Cao said, other than informing Director Cao that I was in danger and asking Director Cao to tell my dad, he did something else.
"This disciple has been at Grandpa Zhang's house, looking for a map! Look, I've even brought the map! "
As he said that, he handed me a wrinkled map drawn on kraft paper.
I furrowed my eyebrows and unfurled the map. I saw a few symbols written roughly on the kraft paper. Her drawing skills were on par with Teacher Celery's. Other than something that looked like a forest, there was also an oval-shaped hole.
"What is this?" After looking at it for a few minutes, I gave up on trying to decipher the Da Vinci Code.
"Master, this is a map of the bear trap you fell into!"
"Why would Grandpa Zhang's house have a map of a bear trap …" I realized halfway through my sentence.
"Damn! He was the one who dug this trap! I saved his grandson, and this is how he repaid me! "
In order to have a passionate twilight romance, Grandpa Zhang not only planted flowers, but he also dug a bear trap. Did he want to catch a black bear, cut off its paws, and dig out its gall to sell for money!
Good thing you gave up for some reason! If there were other facilities in the trap (such as sharpened bamboo sticks), I would be directly contributing to the protection of wild animals!
"What? Master, are you angry and want to get revenge on Grandpa Zhang? " Eunuch Cao saw the anger in my eyes and immediately gave me an idea, "I'm not talented, but I already found information about all of Grandpa Zhang's relatives from his grandson, Ah Xing. Master, you can find a suitable one to take revenge on. For example, Grandpa Zhang has a granddaughter who's in elementary school in Dong Shan city … "
Who's a bastard like you! Why would I want revenge on Grandpa Zhang's granddaughter who's in elementary school! It's already embarrassing enough that I died to my childhood friend because of 'riding on a horse'! Do you want me to die to an elementary school student!
Also, didn't you and Ah Xing get along well and became sworn brothers?! You don't have to be so decisive to betray your sworn brother so quickly!
Eunuch Cao sighed coldly and said proudly after I accused him of not caring about our sworn brother relationship, "Don't mention sworn brother, I can even betray my own father for the master!"
Your own father was right next to you! And he didn't even react after hearing it!
That's right, you just said to be filial to the master like your own father, and now you said you can even betray your own father. In other words, I can also betray your own father!
In short, you have no integrity at all. It's a waste of talent for a person like you not to travel back to ancient times to become a eunuch manager! The Qing Dynasty that produces slaves is very suitable for you. Hurry up and find a love-struck girl who calls herself 'fourth brother' or 'eighth brother' every day and follow behind her. When she gets struck by lightning, you can travel back to ancient times together!
Although I fell into the bear trap and directly caused me to eat a Blue Flash Butterfly and suffer from a viral heart disease, I don't plan on taking revenge on Grandpa Zhang, and I definitely won't take revenge on his granddaughter who's in elementary school.
The Buddhist Mu Zhongming was right. During the process of self-reflection at the bottom of the pit, my 'realm of life' might have improved. I might be able to let go of some of the things that normal people can't let go of.
Running into the nameless mountain with obvious warning signs, even if I didn't fall into the bear trap, I might still encounter other dangers.
If I didn't fall into the bear trap and encountered a bear like the bald man who chased me, I might not be able to escape like him.
If Xiao Qin saw my half-eaten corpse, she would definitely be heartbroken and fight the bear in real life. Even if Xiao Qin's fighting strength far surpasses her peers, I don't think she could beat an adult black bear — — Peng TouSi is more likely.
In addition, there were loopholes in Eunuch Cao's words. The trap might have been dug by Grandpa Zhang, but before I was rescued, he wouldn't have known I fell into the bear trap. He wouldn't even have known which mountain I was in. If this map wasn't forged by Eunuch Cao, then Grandpa Zhang accidentally mentioned that he tried to catch a bear after hearing that I was rescued this morning and knew that I fell into a bear trap. That's why he found this map.
I don't plan on pursuing the truth anymore. Looking at it from a higher realm, it's hard to say if I gained more or lost more after falling into the trap and eating the poisonous Blue Flash Butterfly.
I have more important things to do right now. If Professor Yu and his senior brother can cure me, then it would be great. If they can't, then I have to use the remaining time to not leave any regrets in my life.
My schedule can be said to be packed, but it definitely doesn't include 'revenge on Grandpa Zhang's granddaughter'.
To put it more crudely, if 'raping Grandpa Zhang's granddaughter' can cure my heart disease, then it would be reasonable for me to rape her in order to survive. But if it can't cure my heart disease, then wouldn't I be announcing to the world that I'm a deranged lolicon!
If that's the case, how would I face Ai Mi!
"What? Brother, you'd rather rape an elementary school student than me? "Ai Mi would definitely question me like that!
Don't look at me! Don't look at my dirty brother! Constable Ma, hurry up and take me away! If I can even rape an elementary school student, then my sister won't be safe in front of me!
Even if I can cure a viral heart disease, this kind of behavior is still unforgivable! What if a lot of perverts imitate me and claim that raping an elementary school student is a type of medical activity and is' following doctor's orders'!
While I was letting my imagination run wild, Ai Mi's usual vehicle, the 'Batmobile', quietly stopped next to the RV. A familiar bodyguard came out, followed by the French chef and his two assistants.
When the French chef got off, he solemnly put on his tall chef's hat. He was very excited to see me standing next to the RV.
Because I had used my actions to praise his cooking, he had a good impression of me as a chef who "regarded cooking as his life" (not an exaggeration).
He didn't speak Chinese, but I found out through the translator that Ai Mi was planning on having a French chef perform on the spot to celebrate my rescue under Peng TouSi's suggestion. It was a celebration party for those who participated in the rescue and hadn't left yet.
I quietly told my dad and Director Cao: "Don't say anything bad about the food when you're eating."
As I said that, I glanced at the long object in the French chef's bag and speculated that it might have been a Japanese knife given to him by the Japanese chef who taught him how to handle fugu.
"This bro has a strong and fragile ego. If you say his cooking isn't good, he'll really commit suicide! I'm not joking! "
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