Ai Mi, who was kissed on the cheek, was at a loss, as if it would make her feel more at ease if I kissed her chest instead.
"Why? This is clearly your last chance, you damn lolicon … "
Ai Mi looked at me in confusion, the cold made her teeth chatter.
I thought the term 'damn lolicon' was appropriate, so I joked:
"As the saying goes: when a lolicon is about to die, his words are kind … Hurry up and put on some clothes, don't catch a cold."
"Do you think it's worth it?" She suddenly asked me seriously.
"Why not?" I asked back, "If you were the one being smashed under the tree, I would regret it for the rest of my life."
"So you don't regret it?"
"Yeah, I wouldn't regret it even if I did it again …"
In the blink of an eye, Ai Mi's blue eyes were filled with the ashes of passion. She used a terrifyingly calm tone and said next to my ear:
"Can the three of you wait for me over there?"
Damn, don't scare me! Which three? Your grandfather, me, and the sniper, Vasya! I don't want to stay with that lunatic! What if one day he feels that my appearance is an insult to him, wouldn't I have to die again!
Also, what do you mean by telling us to wait for you? You're only 12 years old, you have a lot of youth to squander, don't live with this kind of pessimistic attitude! Why do you remind me of an 81 year old gramps? He said he has more friends and relatives in the underworld than in the living world, is it the same for you? Although you have a large number of fans, the only people you care about are grandpa, dad, Peng TouSi, me, and Vasya?
Does Vasya who almost killed you count? At most, there were only five of them! Ai ShuQiao, who has always treated you as a tool, is not one of them?
If I also die, three of the people you care about will no longer be alive. There will only be two people who will accompany you, and the only one who will always be by your side is Peng TouSi! And it's Peng TouSi who could be recalled by Ai ShuQiao at any time!
It's hard to not feel like life is boring! Just like the old man, he didn't think that death was particularly scary. On the contrary, it was something to look forward to! Don't have the same outlook on life as an old man at such a young age!
Even if the three of us can really wait for you somewhere, what's the point of you coming? Gathering four people to play mahjong! Until then, we'll always be short of one, sitting behind the table and staring at each other!
I feel that regardless of whether I'm really dead or not, Ai Mi needs to have a positive outlook on life.
Thus, I advised her, "Hey, even if I die one day, you shouldn't kill yourself! Don't you believe in God? If you commit suicide, you will fall into the Inferno! "
Ai Mi pouted: "You're wrong, that's what Islam says, and God is so bad, he doesn't care if we live or die!"
As for me, a dying person, being able to have a normal conversation with her, she seemed to have interpreted it as the final radiance of the setting sun. Because she firmly believed that I would 'wait for her' in the other world, when she spoke to me, it no longer sounded like a parting of life and death. Instead, it was as if I was about to get off a bus.
"I won't kill myself. It's still very painful." There was an enigmatic smile on Ai Mi's face.
"There are still a lot of ways to leave this world, and there are even some relatively happy ways …"
"From tomorrow onwards, I'll do all the things my mom forbade me from doing!"
"I'll do all the things that other people in the entertainment industry do!"
"Whether it's taking drugs or sleeping around, I'll deliberately let the reporters take pictures and anger my mom to death!"
"If I indulge myself like this and live a life of debauchery every day, I'll probably die soon!"
Ai Mi seemed to have painted a very depraved future for herself.
I frowned, "Hey, don't take drugs, and don't sleep around!"
"What's wrong with sleeping around?" Ai Mi looked at me provocatively, "Are you going to despise me because I've slept with other people before? Didn't you say that you'll always love me no matter what I become? "
"That's true …" I was worried that the conversation was going in a strange direction, but I saw Peng TouSi, 004, and 005 walking over from behind the curtain of rain.
004 was holding an umbrella in his left hand and a first aid kit in his right hand. 005 was holding a pair of army knife scissors used to cut barbed wire. I'm not sure what they were planning on using it for.
Peng TouSi took off his suit jacket as he walked. His muscles that were covered in bullet marks appeared mighty and domineering as if he was a god. He was only a little bit away from Brother Chun.
Peng TouSi asked Ai Mi to give him some space to work. Ai Mi recovered some of her usual dignity in front of the bodyguards. She put on her clothes and calmly accepted 004's umbrella. She stood not far away and said to Peng TouSi:
"Let's see if the manservant can be saved. If he can't be saved, remember to keep the body intact. I'm going to put him in a crystal coffin and embalm him according to Mao Zedong's standards."
Fuck, don't give me the treatment of the president! The crystal coffin is a scam! When I was in fourth grade, I went to the Chairman Mao Memorial Hall with my dad and saw the body of the chairman in the crystal coffin … I had a nightmare that night! I don't look like the Chairman Mao on TV at all! Don't make me into something that will scare little kids!
"Hmph, I'm going to put the crystal coffin in the living room of the villa and hold banquets in the living room every day. No matter what I do, I have to let the manservant see it with his own eyes!"
Fuck, you won't let me have peace even if I'm dead! Also, why are you holding banquets every day? Find a bunch of scoundrels, first take drugs, then have promiscuous sex! Don't do that kind of thing in front of my brother's body! Blasphemy against the dead! If you dare to do OOXX on top of the crystal coffin, even if I'm dead, I'll still be pissed off! I'll turn into your favorite zombies and bite all the guests to death!
Peng TouSi squatted down in front of me. He first looked at my face, then stuck out a middle finger and asked:
"How many is this?"
"It's one! You damn homo! It's something that people explode your ass every day! If you're in the mood to joke around, hurry up and save me! "
Peng TouSi placed his finger on my carotid artery and listened to my heartbeat.
"He won't die." Peng TouSi turned to Ai Mi and said, "I've never seen a dying person so energetic."
Ai Mi didn't really believe him, "Don't lie to me, as my manservant, even if he dies, he'll still be more handsome than a normal person."
"Why didn't you bring a doctor?" Although I didn't need a doctor with my injuries, I still had some doubts.
"There was always a private doctor on standby in the car." Peng TouSi said, "But the last doctor made the miss unhappy, so he was kicked out two days ago …"
"Miss Ai Mi 'er's private doctor has always been the position with the most frequent turnover. Currently, there are already 32 doctors who have left … In order to fill the void without a doctor, I learned some medical skills in my spare time."
Peng TouSi gave me a simple and honest smile, "That's why 004's medical kit was prepared for me, so I'll be the doctor to save you this time!"
Damn, you're too damn homo! As the 'Black Death God' in a deathmatch, now you're playing the trick of saving people! Don't be too talented! I can understand that you can drive and use a gun as a bodyguard's basic skills, but last time you taught yourself how to open a lock with tin foil, and now you say you have some medical skills. What do you learn? Are you even going to let others live!
Peng TouSi observed my vital signs for a while, then ordered 005 to come over and use military shears to cut off a few branches that might be in the way.
"All of you move away, even the miss." Peng TouSi warned in a low and powerful voice.
Ai Mi walked to a safe distance under 004's protection.
"Remember to keep the corpse intact." Ai Mi seemed to be prepared to die as soon as the tree was removed.
I thought Peng TouSi would deploy some lifting equipment to help, but I saw him take a deep breath and his muscles immediately expanded. Then, he hugged the tree with both arms, muttered to himself for a moment, then suddenly shouted: "Up!"
Damn, he really got up! Lu Zhishen uprooted a weeping willow! After lifting the tree, he even dragged it a few steps, then gently placed it under the wall so it wouldn't trip over other pedestrians!
After he settled the tree, he came back to see me. In order to prove I was fine, I immediately got up from my crouching position and waved to Ai Mi.
Ai Mi was surprised and happy, she looked like she was completely stunned.
Peng TouSi stopped me from doing any strenuous exercise and said I needed further examination, so 004 and 005 took out a simple stretcher from the bottom of the medical box and carried me all the way to the RV's emergency room.
In order to let Ai Mi keep up with everyone's pace, Peng TouSi carried her on his broad shoulders and held up an umbrella to block the rain.
Ai Mi's eyes flickered and she kept asking Peng TouSi:
"Is the manservant really not going to die? Is he really not going to die? "
Peng TouSi replied with a smile every time: "Probably not."
It was my first time in the RV's emergency room. Compared to a hospital, the space was small, but the equipment was very complete.
For example, an X-ray machine, an ECG ultrasound machine, an ultraviolet disinfectant lamp, an automatic biochemical analyzer, a surgical bed, and a shadowless lamp … It even met the requirements for small surgeries.
I laid on the operating table that was slightly short for me and was examined by Peng TouSi with a variety of instruments.
Other than a few scratches on my back because my shirt was scratched by the tree trunk, I was not found to have any problems.
Peng TouSi still did not give up and asked me to take off my outer clothes and "palpate" me.
Palpate my ass! You clearly wanted to take advantage of me, why are you pretending to be a Mongolian doctor!
After hearing that I did not suffer any serious injuries and the X-ray showed that I did not have any fractures, Ai Mi's expression eased up.
She was originally wearing a towel and did not change out of her soaked skirt. She insisted on staying in the emergency room to watch over me.
Now that she saw that I was full of energy and even asked the French chef for a snack, Ai Mi was so surprised that she could not close her mouth. She gradually felt that she was being played by me earlier.
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