After a lot of persuasion, Ai Mi reluctantly agreed to let me walk with her while wearing waterproof pants and rain shoes.
Driving along the river-like Second Ring Road, countless private and government car drivers were trapped in the puddles of water. They were cursing at the weather station after the fact while sighing at their own powerlessness.
005 held a black umbrella and stood on the back deck of the RV. Ai Mi looked like she was inspecting a tank army with her hands behind her back as she happily watched the traffic jam in the rain.
"Hahaha ~ ~ ~" Ai Mi said proudly, "The drainage system of the Celestial Empire is really backward! If the US Marines were to invade, wouldn't Dong Shan City be unable to deploy troops? "
Attack my ass! Do you really think your dog is the president of the US and can attack as you please!
Also, don't think you can watch the show while eating chips when the US and China go to war. You have Chinese blood in your veins, the US government will treat you differently!
You probably didn't learn about it in US history books, right? I heard from my dad that after the "Pearl Harbor" incident, the US was worried that Japanese-Americans would be spies for Japan, so they forced them to sell their homes and businesses and send them all to concentration camps! A total of 110,000 Japanese-Americans filled the ten camps of the concentration camp! A lot of them even committed suicide!
If the US and China were to go to war, your situation would only be a bit better, right? If you were still an artist at that time, your lyrics would have to be censored by the government to prevent it from containing coded information to China! At that time, don't even think about coming to China as you please. Even if the government allowed you to come, it would be to send you to the frontlines!
No! No one can discriminate against my sister! Not even the White House or the Pentagon! Once the US and China go to war, I will immediately put you under house arrest in China and order your lolicon fans in the US to immediately surrender to our country! (It seems like that kind of person is useless in America) Now that the Second Ring Road has turned into a canal, the stranded drivers frowned and looked at our amphibious RV leisurely driving past as if they were looking at a western scenery.
"Rich people sure know how to act pretentious!" A private owner of a BMW cursed from afar.
Although the rain was very loud, that person's swearing did not escape Ai Mi's ears.
"Stop! Take a detour! "Ai Mi ordered the bodyguards.
Peng TouSi, who understood, controlled the steering wheel and drove the RV through the wind and waves. The RV drew a U-shaped arc, and a thick layer of mud was plastered on the BMW's window glass.
After punishing the people who disrespected her, Ai Mi put her hand on the deck railing and ordered the RV to continue on its journey.
I walked next to Ai Mi and also stood with my hands on the railing. I enjoyed the torrential rain in Dong Shan city from an uncommon angle.
White waves rolled in front of the deck, and from time to time, all kinds of garbage floated past.
There were slippers, plastic flowerpots, plush toys, and there was even a vulgar inflatable doll floating past.
Holy sh * t, this isn't sold in our shop, right? Why does he look so familiar?
After driving through the deepest part of the road, the RV landed on the ground again and continued to drive in the heavy rain.
There were all kinds of stalled vehicles and pedestrians running around on the road, but Ai Mi was very happy to see it.
Gradually, she began to hum a song. For someone like me who doesn't know much about music, I thought it was a light rock style.
Of course, the lyrics were all in English. I can't even understand English conversations, let alone an English song. Thus, I asked 005 who was holding an umbrella for us: "What is Ai Mi singing? Is it a song from her own album? "
Due to living in China, 005's Chinese has improved a lot. He dutifully covered us with a large umbrella and replied:
"It's not Miss Ai Mi 'er's own song, I think it's' Only Happy When It Rains'."
"Ah? What's that? "I frowned.
"Um … it's an episode of The Vampire Diaries, 'I'm Only Happy When It Rains'."
Listening to 005's translation, Ai Mi sang the lyrics:
I'm only happy when it rains ~ I'm only happy when there's trouble ~ Even though I know you don't appreciate it, I'm only happy when it rains ~ Do you know how happy I am when I hear bad news …
What the fuck is this! It's a song that takes pleasure in other people's misfortune! It's perfect for the current situation! You're riding in an amphibious RV with a bodyguard holding an umbrella for you … but everyone else is miserable! Didn't you see that KFC delivery guy crash his motorcycle into the bushes! Who's so greedy to order takeout in such a heavy rain!
However, this might be the first time I've truly appreciated Ai Mi singing a song that made her happy with her sweet voice.
There was no accompaniment, no stage, Ai Mi sang the song that was not written for her and was immersed in the world of music.
It's hard to capture the essence of Ai Mi's loli voice, but it exudes a different kind of beauty. If you close your eyes, you would feel as if the song brought you to a world made of crystal glass. The ceiling was dotted with rainbow-colored water droplets that fell according to the rhythm and created a perfect echo on the crystal.
I rested my elbows on the railing and looked at my sister's fairytale-like face. I was stunned for a moment.
"What are you laughing at?" Ai Mi suddenly stopped singing, turned around and said to me, "Are you laughing that I'm out of tune?"
I only just realized I had a smile on my face.
"I haven't listened to the original song, so I wouldn't know even if you were out of tune."
"Then why are you laughing?"
"From what you said before, it seems like you hate singing, but it doesn't seem like that's the case!"
"What's going on?" Ai Mi seemed to hate ambiguity and she stared at me with a pair of cat-like blue eyes.
"It's, it's just that your sense of music is pretty good! I think you have a lot of talent in singing, and a lot of people like you, but it's not just because they're lolicons! "
Ai Mi seemed to enjoy my praise, but she deliberately turned her face away.
"I don't need a manservant to acknowledge me! Don't think I'll be happy just because you said that! "
After a while, she seemed to have thought of something troublesome, and said with a pout:
"I don't like any of the songs my mom had people write for me! I once wrote a song myself, but my mom tore it up after reading two lines! She actually said the lyrics I wrote were childish! Don't you especially like to have people write childish songs for me! "
"I really want to sing whatever I like, and I don't have to jump around on stage. I want to hide in a place where no one can see me and sing quietly …"
Eh? Your request is a bit strange! Speaking of hiding behind the scenes and singing, isn't that what Yang Peiyi did during the 2008 Olympics, who provided lip-synced Lin Miaoke's real voice! Do you want to be a lip-syncing assistant behind a celebrity now that you're already a celebrity?
On the way to the central pedestrian street, I ate a French breakfast in the RV's dining room. Although I didn't know the name of the dish, the golden fried meat patties, the cute poached eggs, and the thin pancakes with bacon and lettuce all increased my appetite. While I was recovering from my injuries, I also gained double my stamina.
Ai Mi sat across from me and watched with interest as I wolfed down my food. She only ate half a croissant with fruit and didn't eat any more.
"Is it good? You've never eaten it before? "Ai Mi asked me mischievously as she poked the croissant with her fork.
Although I already knew the French chef's skills, as a citizen of China with a long history of food culture, I had to be stubborn.
"It's just so-so!" I said, "It's because I learned in elementary school that every grain on the plate is hard, so I barely finished it!"
Ai Mi didn't seem to believe me and continued to poke the croissant like it was her mortal enemy.
"Stop poking!" I said, "Don't you know it's a crime to waste food? The North Koreans are still hungry! If you don't want to eat, I'll eat for you! "
Then, she grabbed the croissant and threw it into her mouth. She chewed it in a few bites and swallowed it.
Not to mention, it had the taste of honey. I heard natural beehives were used in the baking process. How luxurious, it's not even on the same level as the croissants sold in supermarkets!
Ai Mi kicked me from under the table.
"Manservant, you really don't have any manners, no one said I was going to reward you with the half of the croissant!"
I made a disapproving expression, "I ate it, it's already good enough that I don't think you're dirty."
"You think I'm dirty?" Ai Mi licked her lips provocatively, "You've been staring at this croissant for a long time, right? Manservant, what does my saliva taste like? Is it sweet? "
Sweet my ass! That sweetness is due to the bees! If all your bodily fluids are sweet, the only result is that you will be eaten by ants in the middle of the night! Ants loved sweets the most!
"So you're not going to answer? Don't think I'll let you go if you don't speak. "Ai Mi sniffled," You ate my toy without permission, what punishment do you deserve! "
"How can I treat food as a toy …" I muttered, "At most, I'll be your toy!"
Ai Mi immediately jumped up excitedly. She held a sharp fork in her right hand and wanted to crawl towards me. Her bare knees knocked over a plate of desserts and got white cream on them.
Damn, she's trying to murder her own brother! Don't come near me with that sharp fork! Other people get dizzy from needles, but I get dizzy from forks! Don't crawl over while smiling like a demoness who wants to eat Tang Seng's meat!
In the end, it was the French chef who saved my life.
He saved me by rushing to the back deck and waving his arms while shouting in French: "I don't want to live! Don't stop me! Let me die! "
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