Not only did Eunuch Cao's words confuse the class leader and the others, even I couldn't make heads or tails of it.
"Do you even need to ask?" Eunuch Cao said righteously, "How could two young talents in the martial arts world fight each other for something like fighting over underwear?"
"If you think about it carefully, it doesn't make sense! The only explanation is that we purposely posted the video online! It's a form of performance art … no! It's a promotional campaign to get attention for the movie! "
Eunuch Cao said a bunch of things. I don't know if he fooled anyone, but everyone knows that the person in the video was me.
"No wonder this person looks familiar!" Loud Mouth stared at her phone screen, "But you said it was to promote the movie, what movie are you filming!"
At this time, everyone gathered around Eunuch Cao. Loud Mouth, Little Smart, the class leader, Xiong YaoYue, and I were in the inner circle. The others were in the outer circle, waiting to hear what Eunuch Cao had to say.
What was rare was that Gong CaiCai also wanted to see what was going on, but she couldn't squeeze to the front and was short, so she could only wait anxiously outside the crowd. Sun Yu enthusiastically told Gong CaiCai to stand in front of him, but Gong CaiCai didn't accept with a red face.
Eunuch Cao glanced at Loud Mouth arrogantly. I'm not sure if he still remembered how he was beaten up by Loud Mouth a few days ago because of the 'Scarlet Line' incident.
"What are you looking at! Hurry up and tell me! "Loud Mouth slammed the table with a thunderous voice and Eunuch Cao immediately shriveled up.
"It's … Sect Leader Ye and my dad are filming a martial arts short film together! It's full of real martial arts, tough guys, and there's even a very smart dog acting as an animal actor! "
"A dog that can act?" The class leader seemed to be interested.
Loud Mouth didn't really believe it, "There's no proof. Even if you say you filmed 'Titanic', it's just lip touching lip — — do you have any proof?"
Eunuch Cao seemed to have been waiting for Loud Mouth to say this. He placed his phone in the middle of the desk and called everyone over to take a look.
"Actually, this martial arts short film called 'Bloody Battle of Jin Ling' has already been announced for two months! However, the martial spirit of the Chinese people had been worn down in the peaceful era, so the movie had never received any special attention! Because of this, we have to shoot a video that can stir up controversy and build momentum for the movie! "
As expected, Eunuch Cao's plan was to use one of the main leads of 'Bloody Battle of Jin Ling', Wu Sheng, who plays the villain Young Thug of Jin Ling, to pretend to be me.
We do look similar, but he's older than me, can he fool the class leader and the others? Also … why do I feel like it's not a good idea to show them the video of 'Bloody Battle of Jinling'?
Before I had time to think, Eunuch Cao had already pressed play on his phone and let everyone watch the first episode of 'Bloody Battle of Jin Ling' on his 5 inch screen (We've already finished filming one).
The opening was very short. Under the words "Bloody Battle in Jinling" written in cursive script, the words "Director: Cao Jing" were also very eye-catching.
"Cao Jing is my father." Eunuch Cao said proudly.
Don't worry, no one is going to snatch her from you. Just based on your looks and character, everyone will know that you're the biological one.
I've said before that the plot of 'Bloody Battle of Jin Ling' is:
Before the male lead's master went into seclusion in a mountain village, he taught Jin Ling Young Thug kung fu.
Jin Ling Young Thug is a scumbag, but his talent is off the charts. Even his master couldn't reach the ninth stage of the 'Blood Fiend Asura Technique', but he was able to. What would he do after he mastered it? He would look for experts to kill for fun.
So after he killed all the experts in the city, he set his sights on his master. He found the village his master lived in and killed him as well.
The rest of the story was about the male lead taking revenge for his master. After going through countless hardships, he finally defeated Jin Ling Young Thug with the help of his companions and married the female lead.
It sounded like an ordinary martial arts story, but because Director Cao was in charge of the film, the film was filled with strange scenes and discordant scenes that resembled an AV film.
The first episode didn't have much to do with the male lead, but Jin Ling Young Thug had more scenes. When he appeared in his house with his hands behind his back, dressed in luxurious clothes, and an evil grin, Eunuch Cao immediately pointed at his phone screen and said:
"That's my master! Do you guys believe me now? "
Loud Mouth's eyes widened like steamed buns.
"Eh? If you want to talk about resemblance, they really do, but … they look a little older! "
"What do you know!" Eunuch Cao curled his lips, "That's makeup! Makeup! Changing your age is a piece of cake! But … a fat girl like you won't lose weight no matter how much makeup you put on … "
Loud Mouth grabbed his neck before he could finish. If the class leader didn't stop him, Eunuch Cao would have died on the spot.
"Ah! The logo of Jin Ling Young Thug's servant can be seen! "
Xiong YaoYue always paid attention to different things than others.
"Ye Lin didn't act well." Little Smart said faintly, "Jin Ling Young Thug is clearly a domineering person, his eyes shouldn't be so hesitant."
F * ck! Little Smart, your observational skills are out of this world! How can you tell Wu Sheng has depression on such a small phone screen? You don't have to go to school anymore. Why don't you form a detective agency with Loud Mouth to solve difficult cases?
"Is this really your acting?" The class leader looked at the phone screen, then looked at me. She still had doubts in her heart.
"It's my master's acting!" Eunuch Cao yelled, "My master's eyes are gloomy because he wanted to play a positive role!"
"Don't interrupt!" The class leader glared at Eunuch Cao.
Eunuch Cao, on the other hand, was very excited. He repeated himself lewdly, "Okay, I won't interrupt."
"How would I dare interrupt the class leader in front of my master? If someone has to interrupt, it should be my master … "
The class leader's face was as cold as ice and she said to Loud Mouth: "You can strangle Cao JingShen to death, I won't stop you this time."
Ah, the class leader's expression is so fierce! Why do I feel like no matter who marries the class leader, they will all become henpecked!
Let's take me for example. Even if I'm an iron-blooded man and a tough guy, I might not be able to win against the dual halos of 'Justice Devil' and 'Madam Wife'. If I do anything that lets you down, I would have to kneel on a washboard every day!
No, for you, a washboard is already a light punishment, right? Are you going to punish me by kneeling on instant noodles? You're not allowed to break it, but if it breaks, you're going to give me a kick. Or maybe you're going to punish me by kneeling on the remote control. You're going to slap me in the face if you change the controller. Or maybe you're even going to throw me into the washing machine to do centrifugal exercises!
When that time comes, the only way is to pretend to be weak, so as to arouse your maternal instinct to care for the weak!
I don't want to do something that embarrassing! I want to be the head of the household! You're not allowed to be a dangerous criminal police officer, stay at home and be a housewife! As long as you're responsible for cooking and providing me with a lap pillow when I drag my tired body back!
The class leader's lips trembled when she saw the scene of Jin Ling Young Thug tearing his master in half with his bare hands:
"I can't believe no one cares about such a bloody and violent film …"
"This old master deserves it!" Xiong YaoYue held a popsicle stick in her mouth, "If you know his character isn't good, then don't teach him your true abilities! Even a cat can't teach a tiger how to climb a tree! "
At this time, Eunuch Cao was almost suffocated by Loud Mouth and couldn't say a word.
At this time, the beloved white dog that the class leader was waiting for, the one that was inseparable from Jin Ling Young Thug, finally appeared.
But it doesn't look like a dog, it looks more like a wolf! It has at least half Mongolian grassland wolf blood, it will definitely howl at the moon at night!
Not only is its fur white, even its eyes are white! I might as well call it a white-eyed wolf!
When Jin Ling Young Thug rubbed the white-eyed wolf's head, the class leader had an almost imperceptible smile and a bit of jealousy.
Is she jealous that a bad guy like Jin Ling Young Thug also has a dog that's willing to follow him?
Don't get me wrong, that's a wolf! According to Director Cao, the daily fee collected by the beast tamer was one-tenth of the total filming fee!
But the class leader's face changed when she saw the following scene.
Jin Ling Young Thug ordered the white-eyed wolf to eat his master's corpse! He ate in big mouthfuls! He ate so happily! He even smiled at his master when his mouth was full of blood! Class leader, why are you staring at me! It's not like I wrote the script! Also, the actor was actually Wu Sheng, not me! Are you blaming me for teaching such a cute dog to be bad?
Cute my ass! It's the world's most savage!
"Once an animal has eaten human flesh, it will like the taste of human flesh and will continue to eat it."
Little Smart provided some cold information at an untimely time.
The five minute short movie quickly came to an end. I quickly picked up my phone and was about to turn off the video, but Xiong YaoYue pulled me back. "Wait! I think there's a trailer for the next episode! "
It's because there's a trailer for the next episode that I immediately turned off the video! I remember that Director Cao's trailer for the next episode was comparable to an AV!
As an orphan, the female protagonist lived a poor life with her sisters in a village, but Jin Ling Young Thug broke in! There were no martial arts experts here, so it was not in character for him to come here! Director Cao, if you only like to shoot AV, then go back to Japan!
Ah, it's over! The phone was snatched away by Xiong YaoYue! The class leader saw the trailer for the next episode! The main content of the trailer was: The female protagonist will be raped by Jin Ling Young Thug, and the other girls in the orphanage will also be raped by Jin Ling Young Thug!
The class leader's eyes turned into black holes that can destroy everything!
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