I thought about the meaning behind Xiao Qin's words while eating the juicy peach.
Is she projecting the value of her life onto her boyfriend? This method was very unreasonable and very dangerous! If I do something that betrays her, wouldn't she have a high chance of dying with me!
How troublesome. Xiao Qin is so stubborn and I don't know if my dad and Auntie Ren will have any follow-up developments. In short, I'll muddle along and finish this peach first!
It's such a waste that Xiao Qin doesn't like such a delicious peach.
I suddenly realized something.
That's not right! Xiao Qin should like to eat peaches! I remember when I was 7 years old, you even stole my peach! It was a very big peach for me when I was young. It was a gift from a relative when he was visiting. I held the peach and stood by the side of the road with a smile on my face. Just as I was thinking about where to eat it, you suddenly rushed over from behind and snatched the peach away! You even stepped on me while eating it in big mouthfuls! You demon! When you left, you even threw the peach pit at my nose, it hurt so much!
Not only does Little Tyrant love to eat peaches, she's also very good at climbing trees. I can't even climb the shortest tree because of my short legs and acrophobia.
So sometimes, when Little Tyrant climbs a tree to enjoy the shade, catch insects, or pick fruits, I would run under the tree and loudly sing to Little Tyrant on the tree:
"Monkey monkey monkey ~ ~ ~ I love to eat peaches ~ ~ ~ ~ ~"
Then, I would run away before Little Tyrant could get down the tree and beat me up.
Of course, Little Tyrant would gradually increase the speed at which she went down the tree. Sometimes she would even jump down and grab me and beat me up. Every time I was unable to retaliate, I felt like she wasn't a monkey, but rather one of those ferocious gorillas from teacher Zhao Zhongxiang's 《Animal World》.
Xiao Qin, who loves to eat peaches, lied and said she doesn't like to eat peaches. Could it be that she wants me to eat it? This … I'm really touched by the favor of peaches! It's even more touching than when you said you want to die with me! At least eating peaches is much easier than dying!
"Xiao Qin, you … you clearly loved to eat peaches when you were a child. Did you deliberately leave this peach for me this time?"
Xiao Qin tilted her head slightly and the bangs on her forehead swayed.
"Ye Lin classmate, did you forget? Since that incident, I don't like peaches anymore. "
"Eh? What is it? "
Xiao Qin seemed to be shy, "It's, it's about the time we worked together to steal peaches!"
Ah, I remember now! But that's not cooperation at all! I was forced by you! You threatened me, saying that if I didn't help you keep watch under the tree, you would take my brother Optimus Prime away (in the end, he was taken away).
Back then, there was a row of single-story houses opposite the compound. Many people had their own courtyards. There was a very fierce old woman who planted a peach tree in her courtyard. In autumn, she borrowed a lot of bright red peaches, which looked very delicious.
The Little Tyrant, who could have made Auntie Ren buy peaches for her, had crooked thoughts about these peaches. It seems that she thought freshly plucked peaches were tastier.
So, on a dark and windy night, she forced me to climb over the wall with her. (I'm sorry, I'm not as tall as her and my legs are short, so I was dragged and dragged by her. I lost face as a man.)
The Little Tyrant climbed up the tall peach tree with ease, leaving me behind to stare at the window of the old lady's house in fear. I was afraid that something strange would suddenly float out of the window.
Under the moonlight, the Little Tyrant picked a lot of ripe peaches in one go, but she realized that she left in a hurry and did not bring a bag that could hold a lot of peaches.
It was early autumn at the time and the weather was still very hot. The Little Tyrant was wearing a singlet and shorts, and I was the same. I didn't have any long clothes, even if I wanted to take off my clothes and use it as a bag, I couldn't.
But this wasn't a problem for the Little Tyrant. She rolled her eyes, tied a dead knot at the bottom of her singlet and tightly tied it around her waist. Then, she threw all the peaches she plucked into her singlet.
The hair of a peach that had just been plucked from the tree was rather prickly. When the little tyrant held it with her hands, she did not feel it (her hands were already rough from climbing the tree), but the moment it touched her white and tender chest, it immediately itched unbearably. She immediately screamed out loud!
In an era where people are not used to nightlife, she screamed in the silence of the night!
The peaches fell out of her vest and fell to the ground. One of them even hit me on the head.
I secretly picked up the peach and stuffed it into my pocket. I thought to myself that the Little Tyrant really deserved it. She didn't get to eat a peach and was covered in peach hair. I'll take this peach home and wash it, then I'll eat it to my heart's content …
As a result, I was too slow when I was running away! The owner of the peach tree woke up with a start and came out with a broom! The old woman was as fierce as Nanny Rong! The little tyrant endured the itch, and directly jumped onto the wall and jumped off! She left me with short legs and I was caught and beaten up by the old woman. She also confiscated the peaches in my pocket!
I cooperated with you to steal peaches, but I didn't get to eat a peach, but my butt was beaten until it looked like a peach!
"… Right?" Xiao Qin said, "Because peaches left us with painful memories, so in order to remember the pain you suffered, I stopped eating peaches from then on …"
Nonsense! It has nothing to do with remembering my pain! It's because you were baptized by the peach hair and it was too numb and itchy, causing a psychological scar! But no matter how much time passed, I still have to say: "You deserve it! It's the wrath of heaven for bullying me! "
Wait, at the time, I thought the Little Tyrant was a boy, so I didn't pay attention to the peach that rolled over his chest and fell on my head. I even planned to take it home and eat it myself. In the end, was it a peach that rolled over a girl's chest? Why do I feel so wretched now that I think about it!
Xiao Qin flipped over a page and said with a smile:
"Ye Lin classmate, since you ate my peach, you can replace it as my model!"
Isn't it the class leader's peach! Didn't you just say it was the class leader's peach! You're just a copper gong pancake!
"Draw me?" I laughed, "Don't you always end up as a potato or eggplant when you draw something?"
"Of course not! Because I have a lot of love for Ye Lin classmate, so I will definitely draw you with love! Even if you end up as a potato or an eggplant, it would be a potato or an eggplant that thrives after being watered by a liquid of love! "
What do you mean a liquid of love! Don't casually use words that can easily cause misunderstandings!
"Oh right, Ye Lin classmate, um …" Xiao Qin fidgeted with the pencil, "You don't have to stay still when you're my model, but I have a small request …"
"What request, it's definitely unreasonable, right?"
"It's … can you take off your clothes and be a nude model for me?"
"What!?"
"Because, because the peach isn't wearing any clothes, I was drawing a naked peach! So … "
"So my ass! The skin of the peach is the peach's clothes! Before I ate it, peeling off its skin was the same as taking off its clothes! Not only does the peach have clothes, it was also a sweater before it was washed! Didn't you personally experience it with your own body! "
After hearing me mention that matter, Xiao Qin shivered with lingering fear and no longer asked me to be her nude model.
But after a while, she went to find the class leader and asked politely:
"Class leader, can I draw you?"
"Eh? Xiao Qin, so you've been learning how to draw these days? Let me see how you're doing! "
The class leader took the drawing book Xiao Qin handed to her and flipped a few pages with a puzzled expression on her face.
"Have you been sketching vegetables recently? I didn't know Xiao Qin paid a lot of attention to basic skills … "
Damn, that's not basic skills! Xiao Qin's objects are clearly other things! Maybe there's Beijing's Tiananmen Square, Hangzhou's Lingyin Temple, Dunhuang's Mogao Caves, Tianshui's Thousand Buddha Cave, NASA's spacecraft, China's Shenzhou 10 … But in the end, they all turned into eggplants and potatoes! As long as you add some green peppers, you can have a plate of three delicacies!
"Don't worry!" Xiao Qin said seriously, "I'll draw the class leader well! I'll make the class leader look a hundred times better than in reality! I'll give this drawing to you so you don't want to look in the mirror ever again! "
That sounds weird, why does it sound like she's implying the class leader is ugly?
Although the class leader felt a bit awkward, she still said gently:
"There's still a bit of time left during lunch break. If you want to draw now, I can cooperate, but it'll be over once the bell rings."
Seeing the class leader agree, Xiao Qin revealed a smile of success.
"But, I have a small request …"
"What request? You want me to not move? "
"No, it's because I'm a beginner, I don't know how to draw creases on clothes yet …"
The OCD class leader quickly looked around herself when she heard there were wrinkles on her clothes. She subconsciously wiped her sleeves.
"Um, it's not just creases, I actually don't know how to draw clothes at all …"
It was rare for Xiao Qin to admit his incompetence.
The class leader replied awkwardly: "It's fine if you can't draw well, I don't mind."
"No! I mind! " Xiao Qin raised her voice, "How can teacher Shui Qin, who will use this brush to make billions of people wish they were dead, leave behind an imperfect drawing! If you can't draw well, then you should bravely avoid it! "
The class leader blinked, she didn't understand who 'teacher Shui Qin' was, nor did she understand the meaning behind Xiao Qin's words.
"That is … class leader, can you not wear clothes when you're my model?"
Ah! The class leader's face was full of black lines! She finally realized Xiao Qin was playing with her! She stood up and fiercely tickled Xiao Qin, causing Xiao Qin to laugh and fall on the chair. She was in so much pain that she wanted to die first!
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