"Huh? Ye Lin actually went to act nude? I can't see clearly, I can't see clearly! "
Loud Mouth threw the dying Eunuch Cao to the side and came over to speak.
What else do you want to see clearly! Wu Sheng is half naked in the movie. If you've seen my muscles, you'll know it's not mine! If you don't believe me, I'll take it off and show it to you!
Also, the so-called rape scene was only a montage that allowed the audience to guess what happened under the dim lighting … Even if Director Cao was more courageous, he wouldn't publicly upload a pornographic video!
"I can't believe he went to act in such a shameless movie …" The class leader said hatefully.
Before she finished speaking, an even more shameless scene appeared! While Jin Ling Young Thug was raping the female protagonist and the sisters of Fukuda Brothel, his beloved dog, comrade White-Eyed Wolf, also brutally raped the little tabby cat that the girls were raising together!
Humans and dogs have telepathy! They looked at each other and smiled! Their synchronization rate was 400%! The class leader was about to explode in anger!
"How could you treat that cat like that …"
"Hahahaha ~ ~ ~" Xiong YaoYue suddenly laughed out loud, "It's exposed! It's exposed! That dog is clearly a female dog, how could it rape the little tabby cat! "
"It's a female dog." Little Smart nodded.
The class leader's anger was slightly alleviated.
What? Did you forget it was an act? Did you really think that the little tabby cat was raped by the white-eyed wolf, or that I raped the girls of Fukuda Brothel?
That's not me, it's Wu Sheng! And the white-eyed wolf is actually a female dog! Too unexpected! Beast tamer, you're awesome! You actually taught a female dog to act as a male dog and rape the little tabby cat! The little tabby cat stayed motionless under the white-eyed wolf, was it also taught by you!
At the end of the credits, the words "Jin Ling Young Thug as Wu Sheng" appeared.
"Eh? Why isn't it your name? "Loud Mouth asked.
Eunuch Cao, who had just revived, crawled up from the ground and said with a hoarse voice:
"Wu Sheng is master, master is Wu Sheng! That's the stage name my master gave me! "
"What an uncharacteristic stage name," Little Smart commented.
"That's right!" Xiong YaoYue slapped the table. "Since you're choosing a stage name, why don't you make it more domineering! He should at least be called Long Aotian! "
To hell with Long Aotian! I don't have the aura of a king, and I'm not arrogant or cool. Even you didn't kneel down before me, so why should I be called Long Aotian?
At the moment, Bloody Battle of Jin Ling had become the hottest topic in the class. The students were talking loudly to those who came back from their lunch break.
"Did you know? Ye Lin is acting in a movie! How interesting! "
What's the point? Are you saying that the next episode's trailer 'Man and Dog Rape' is interesting?
"It's a perfect match for Ye Lin to play the bad guy. That means 28 Middle has actors like Liu Heigou, Xu Wei Yang, the traitor Wang Fugui, and the rapist Ye Lin … "
Who the f * ck is the rapist! You can accuse me of murder and arson, but don't accuse me of rape! My reputation is going to be worse than the other three's if I keep spreading false rumors!
No! For the sake of my reputation, I can't admit that Jin Ling Young Thug was me! So I cleared my throat and said to the circle of people around me:
"Eunuch Cao isn't telling the truth! Wu Sheng isn't my stage name, he only looks like me. He's a student at the Drama Academy! "
Loud Mouth and Xiong YaoYue both frowned, "Is he or isn't he! We're all confused! "
"So it really wasn't you?" The class leader had a challenging look in her eyes, but at the same time, her expression softened a little because I admitted it.
Eh? Speaking of which, how did you recognize me? Was it because you saw a half-naked Wu Sheng and realized his muscles weren't as strong as mine? Was it because you saw me wearing a tight tank top at Xiao Qin's house, so you determined it wasn't me?
I didn't expect the class leader to understand me so well without me noticing!
Thus, I called all the interested people over and told them that the person who was filming with Director Cao was called Wu Sheng. His nickname was "Depressed Bro". He was considered a famous person in the Drama Academy. If you had friends from the Drama Academy, you could go and ask them. He only looks similar to me, but he was the one who filmed 'Bloody Battle of Jin Ling' with Director Cao, so it has nothing to do with me.
The students who were starting to believe my words raised another objection:
"So you're saying, the fight with the underwear thief wasn't a promotional event?"
"So it's because we didn't split the loot evenly?"
Wait … wait! I wasn't finished yet! I hurriedly called them back before they could spread the rumor.
"Although I didn't play Jin Ling Young Thug, but … I was his stunt double! I was the one who did the somersault scene in the middle of the movie! "
It wasn't entirely a lie. Since Wu Sheng refused to place advertisements in the movie and wore a Rolex, Director Cao did invite me to substitute for him.
"Eh? Really? I was wondering why the back looked like Ye Lin! "
Some people like to be wise after the fact and say that.
What the hell was the back! He didn't even do a somersault! Sure enough, ordinary people are easy to deceive! It's easy to be a politician!
The class leader didn't let it go: "What does being a stunt double have to do with the video of the underwear thief?"
My expression didn't change: "Of course it's related! What's so strange about me appearing in a promotional video as a stunt double?! It's all to promote the movie! Oh right, the guy I fought wasn't the underwear thief, he was the male lead of 'Bloody Battle of Jin Ling'! You guys couldn't see it clearly because the quality was too low! "
Since it's come to this, I can only take it one step at a time. Young master Xu, I didn't rape your girlfriend!
"Why would you use such a shameless video to promote the movie?" The class leader couldn't understand.
"Because the audience's level of appreciation is generally low!" Eunuch Cao followed up.
"That's why my dad came up with this plan. He made master and the male lead of 'Bloody Battle of Jin Ling' wear underwear to attract attention for the second and third episodes!"
"It's a great sacrifice for art. It's full of dedication, you guys should understand!"
At this time, the class bell rang. Since this set of lies was much more believable than before, the class leader didn't say anything else. She frowned and returned to her seat.
Not long after, the news of me being a stunt double for the villain in a wuxia short film spread throughout the school.
"Why didn't you just let Ye Lin play the villain?" Someone asked, "Isn't his face made to play the villain?"
"I guess Ye Lin's level of education is too low and he doesn't know how to read lines? Serves him right! This time, you'll regret not having enough books when you need them! "
Damn, who doesn't know how to read! I might always write in white, but I'm very good at recognizing words! It's all thanks to my dad's old wuxia novels! When I was in third grade, I finished 'Seven Heroes and Five Gallants' while eating dumpling soup!
Xiong YaoYue secretly found me after class. She poked me with her elbow and said with a smile:
"Seriously, no wonder you spoke up for Shu Zhe, so you were actually a part of the underwear thief!"
Eh? Didn't you swear that I didn't steal underwear to masturbate? You even swore that you wouldn't get married? Why are you saying that now!
"Hmph, I believe that as a homosexual, you wouldn't use a girl's underwear to masturbate! Even if you wanted to masturbate, you would use a boy's underwear! "
"Speaking of which, it's probably because your relationship isn't understood, so you're under too much pressure! You used the stolen underwear for yourself, didn't you? "
Right, right my ass! You came up with another weird conclusion! And I even wanted to become sworn brothers with you!
"Don't do that in the future! Actually, it's normal for good sisters to exchange underwear! Since you're my best friend, if you want to wear a girl's underwear in the future, come find me! As for the lingerie you bought for yourself, just lend it to me! "
Damn, don't misunderstand me! Who wants to exchange underwear with you! If I was discovered by the class leader or Xiao Qin, I would die without a burial!
Surprisingly, Gong CaiCai said to me when we bumped into each other in the hallway:
"Ye Lin classmate, y-you're so brave! I really admire you for daring to make a movie! "
"Aren't you afraid of the camera? When I went to the photo studio to take photos, I would shiver for a long time … "
"When can I be like you and not be afraid of anything …"
When Xiao Qin came back from the math teacher's office, she wasn't angry about being criticized for her poor grades. Instead, she took out a notebook and said that she was bored, so she used the math teacher as a model and secretly drew his portrait.
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Damn, it's not even the same person! Did you give him an artificial diet! Even the example I gave you is a thousand, ten thousand times better than yours! The face you drew is a combination of a potato and an eggplant! You didn't even change it to a vegetable! The math teacher taught you the usefulness of math in society, and this is how you repay him!
Also, Xiao Qin heard rumors of me acting in a movie. She also watched the videos of Bloody Battle of Jin Ling and Unparalleled Martial Arts, but she wasn't too surprised.
"Ye Lin classmate wasn't in Bloody Battle of Jin Ling, not even his back." Xiao Qin said with certainty, "But it was Ye Lin classmate who was fighting with underwear on his head … whose underwear was it? Even if he couldn't beat the opponent and needed to transform, he should at least use his girlfriend … or my underwear! "
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