On Monday night, after my dad returned to the hotel, I did something very important.
That was, I took the underwear I got from Ai Mi and washed it three times by hand.
That way, even if I give it to Director Cao, there won't be any smell of my sister or the smell on top of my head, right?
I can't believe I was so reluctant! Damn it! It's not that I have a weird hobby of collecting my sister's underwear, but it's that I'm giving my sister's underwear to someone else. It makes my brother's heart feel like it's being torn apart!
Bastard! Bastard! Why didn't I use Shu Zhe's underwear to earn enough money, but I used my sister's underwear to pay off the twenty thousand dollar debt!
Wait, it seems like there's something wrong with the logic. If I didn't plan on paying back the money, then I wouldn't have even thought about Ai Mi's underwear, and I definitely wouldn't have gotten it.
Between selling my sister's underwear to Director Cao's fanatical fan and keeping the underwear for my own collection, it seems like the latter is more perverted!
I can swear to Dr. Sun Yat-sen: As Ai Mi's brother, my love for my sister is! Constant! Pure! Clean! Of! I would never hide my sister's underwear under the bed and use it to do certain things at inappropriate times! Cha! Dang! What a terrible thing!
Of course, in order to prevent me from doing those beastly things when I'm being controlled by aliens, I should transfer the underwear to Director Cao as soon as possible.
Although I can't guarantee that Director Cao won't immediately put the underwear on his head, or even do things that a lolicon would do, Ai Mi might not have worn this underwear before. Also, I put it on my head while sweating profusely. Now that I've washed it three times with detergent, it shouldn't be much different from a new pair of underwear.
I didn't dare to hang this pair of underwear on the balcony. First, it was already late, and there wasn't any sun. Second, what if Xu TianMing said that he repented, but actually became even worse and came over to steal the underwear I worked so hard to get? Wouldn't I want to cry but have no tears?
So, I used a hairdryer to carefully dry the underwear.
After being blown by the hot air from the hairdryer, the underwear felt warm in my hands. Could the underwear I just took off from Ai Mi reach a similar temperature?
Eh? What are you thinking? Recite the Paramita Sutra a hundred times! He could only love and take care of his younger sister. Any other delusions were forbidden!
Oh right, I should check to see if the residual smell has been washed away, right? Other than Ai Mi's signature, I have to make sure Director Cao gets the exact same thing as the new underwear he got from the store.
I put the underwear close to my face and sniffed it for a second. Then I suddenly realized — — what the hell are you doing? You're smelling your sister's underwear! Although there was only the smell of detergent left, just this action alone had crossed the line!
In response to the increasing number of sis-con manga, anime, and games from Japan, the netizens gave the male protagonist a nickname: "Sister Sucking Demon." I can't walk on this path of losing my virginity!
He put the underwear in the water and washed it again. Then, he used a hair dryer to dry it. He took out some of the bamboo charcoal buns that were stored at home and placed them around the underwear. They were said to have a strong odor absorption ability. Then, he took out a lot of them and placed them around the underwear. Just like that, they were absorbed overnight.
The next morning, I didn't have to run at DongShan Lake anymore. I called Director Cao while doing push-ups with one hand.
Although he was woken up early in the morning, he immediately became alert when he saw it was me.
"Xiao Ye Zi! You're calling me this early, is it about Miss Ai Mi 'er's underwear … "
I replied in a bad mood: "Yes! I got it! Bring your bank card and drive over to my house to get it! You can also drop me off at school! "
Director Cao readily agreed. Not long after, he arrived downstairs at my house.
Director Cao's car was a light yellow van. It's said that he bought a van like this for two reasons. One, it's convenient to transport props, and two, it's more spacious if he were to shoot an AV in the future.
After receiving the pink and white underwear with Ai Mi's English signature, Director Cao shed tears of gratitude and actually knelt down in my living room.
"I recognize this signature! It's really Miss Ai Mi 'er's handwriting! You didn't lie! Since there's a signature … did you steal it and Miss Ai Mi 'er gave it to you? "
I said: "In short, it was a gift from Ai Mi to her number one fan. Since you're willing to fork out twenty thousand, it's not impossible to transfer it to you …"
Director Cao bowed to me a few times in gratitude, then he got up from the ground and handed me the bank card.
Then he took out a gold-plated box, opened the box, and carefully placed Ai Mi's underwear on top of the black velvet.
Director Cao clenched his fist and swore:
"Such a precious gift, I will live up to my name as a lolicon. I will treat it as a family heirloom and pass it down from generation to generation!"
Damn, isn't that Xiao Qin's line! Damn fatty, don't steal the female lead's catchphrase!
I saw Director Cao close the golden box like a miser hugging a gold ingot. He looked around suspiciously, afraid someone would steal it. My heart was filled with disgust when I thought about what was inside the box.
"Director Cao, your box looks pretty expensive!" I tried to find a topic to divert attention.
"Of course!" Director Cao said proudly, "It cost me over ten thousand! It's so rude to use a box that costs less than ten thousand to store Miss Ai Mi 'er's underwear! "
Hmph, it's not your own money, it's that nouveau riche investor's money, you don't feel bad about it, right?
After Director Cao drove me to school, I sat through two classes with a restless mind. I suddenly remembered I forgot to bring the bikini I was supposed to bring for Shu Zhe, so I could only delay the delivery.
After doing radio calisthenics, I climbed over the back wall of the school during the morning break and found a bank on the corner. (The reason why I went there after radio calisthenics was because I didn't dare to run anymore, otherwise the class leader's gaze would freeze me) I stood in front of the ATM machine and called Commissioner Wang of the American Express.
"Mr. Ye, do you need any services?" Commissioner Wang was as professional and polite as ever.
I blamed myself, but at the same time, said with a bit of pride:
"Last time, I already prepared the twenty thousand dollars I said I would return to Ai ShuQiao!"
"You prepared twenty thousand dollars in one month?" Commissioner Wang was a bit uneasy, he knew I was only a middle school student.
"That's right, it's all earned from moving bricks and posting on the internet. Those fifty-five cents of change filled the entire room!"
I joked with Commissioner Wang and tried to forget the twenty thousand dollars was exchanged for my sister's underwear.
Commissioner Wang smiled professionally, "Mr. Ye, you're so humorous. Then did you call to ask how to transfer the money?"
"That's right!" I said like a ruffian, "If I don't transfer it quickly, I might just treat someone to a meal and spend it all!"
Actually, I would never use it to treat someone to a meal, that would be equivalent to eating my sister's underwear! How am I supposed to swallow it!
Under Commissioner Wang's guidance, I temporarily transferred the twenty thousand dollars to the American Express through a special intermediary account that didn't have any fees.
My body immediately relaxed and I felt like I cut off the last bit of connection with Ai ShuQiao. In the future, I will fight against her in an all-out battle and I won't leave behind a trace of mother-son relationship.
"Mr. Ye, I have already received your transfer. It will be processed at the end of this month along with Madam Ai ShuQiao's credit card refund. At that time, the receipt will show the details of the amount … Oh right, you can also add a postscript within six Chinese characters. Do you need me to add a postscript for you? "
I thought about it and sneered: "Then, add the three words' breaking off all ties'!"
"I'm sorry, what three words?" Commissioner Wang was definitely not a fan of wuxia novels.
"It's when Qiao Feng broke off all ties with the people who besieged him." I said, "If you don't know, you can look it up on the internet."
"I already found it." Commissioner Wang said, he was quite efficient.
"Let me confirm with you again, this amount will be sent to Madam Ai ShuQiao's residence with the tax refund form at the end of the month. The postscript will also be 'breaking off all ties'. Is there anything wrong with what I said?"
"There's nothing wrong, Commissioner Wang, just do it. I'm in a good mood right now."
I hung up the phone with a smile after saying something that didn't make any sense.
Then I climbed over the wall and returned to school. I told Shu Zhe that I didn't bring him a bikini and that I had to delay the delivery to Cilantro Buns. He said unhappily:
"I already promised him."
Then, she realized that she used a feminine form of address. Embarrassed and annoyed, she told me not to forget to bring it tomorrow. Then, she threw a piece of chewing gum into her mouth and pretended to walk away in a cool manner.
The way he chewed the gum reminded me that I also prepared a new business for him to sell balloons. Why don't I ask him to come to my house and let him blow balloons while he's picking up the underwear?
But I didn't know when it would be convenient, so I could only put it aside for now.
I ate lunch with Xiao Qin on the food street. I bumped into Xiong YaoYue and even got a piece of fish, but she also treated me to a bottle of yogurt.
After we returned to the school building after lunch, Xiong YaoYue said to Xiao Qin: "Do you want to go to the washroom together?" It seems Xiao Qin had a good impression of Xiong YaoYue because she criticized the class leader and told her not to break up Ye Lin and his lover, so the two of them went together.
As for me, as soon as I returned to class 2-3's classroom, I discovered something huge.
Loud Mouth was watching an online video on her phone and let out a hearty laugh. She also called the class leader over to watch.
"Class leader, class leader! Look! The two of them are having a lively fight with their underwear on top of their heads! It looks like the underwear thief and his accomplice couldn't split the loot evenly, so they started fighting in the alleyway! "
"In the end, it was filmed by a nearby resident and posted online for everyone to see. They named it 'Underwear on top of their heads, matchless martial arts'. The number of views skyrocketed and they're going to be number one soon!"
"Although I can't see their faces clearly, one of them is wearing Qing Zi Academy's uniform!"
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