Although I don't want to admit it, Ai Mi and I probably inherited some of Ai ShuQiao's craziness.
Ai Mi actually invited me to take a walk on the central pedestrian street of Dong Shan city in the pouring rain.
Speaking of the central pedestrian street, the municipal government spent a lot of effort to build it when I was in the fifth grade in order to attract tourists (this was probably around the time when the complex was demolished and we were no longer neighbors). The architectural style was modeled after a lot of pedestrian streets in other cities.
It's hard to avoid it becoming nondescript if you imitate too many things.
Once, my dad took me to the pedestrian street on a sunny day. He pointed at the rows of buildings from near to far and told me, "This is Baroque style, that is Gothic style, the one on the left is French classical style, the one on the right is Postmodernism, the one we just passed is Eclecticism, and the one we're about to pass is Romanticism …"
I ate an ice cream cone that only cost one yuan at the time. I wasn't very interested in my dad's explanation. I just felt that it wasn't just people in the world that were divided into socialism and capitalism, even buildings had different ideologies. I wonder if these buildings would transform into giant robots like Optimus Prime and fight each other for their different ideologies when night falls.
If it's a walk with my sister, I'll go as many times as I want and I'll buy as many ice cream cones as you want — — but don't pick this kind of weather! Second Ring Road and Third Ring Road are already flooded! Even if the central pedestrian street is located in the center of Dong Shan city, it would still be ankle-deep!
"Ai Mi, can we go another day?" I discussed with her.
"No." Ai Mi flatly refused, "Do you think it's easy for me to get a day off? You said you loved me a few days ago, but you're not even willing to take a walk with me? "
"But it's raining so hard today, none of the shops are open!"
"Who wants to go to those lowly places to buy things!" Ai Mi said with disdain, "I'm just going for a walk! A walk! "
"Um … in order to reduce the deficit, Dong Shan city usually doesn't turn on the lights during the day." I reminded her, "The clouds are so thick today, I'm afraid there won't be any sunlight or street lights, what if you fall …"
"That's why I need manservant to accompany me!" Ai Mi became impatient, "Also, I like no sunlight. Don't you know I'm allergic to UV rays? I like cloudy days and I like rain! Anyway, hurry up and get ready. I'll pick you up downstairs in an RV! "
"You like cloudy days? You like the rain? "I covered my mouth and giggled." Are you a frog? "
"Nonsense! You're the frog! " Ai Mi said angrily, "And it's the kind of frog that won't become a prince even if I kiss it a hundred times or ten thousand times!"
Forget it, from a genetic point of view, it's not good for either of us to be a frog.
At most, we would turn into a frog prince and a frog princess. There would also be a bad-tempered frog queen who would want us to turn back into tadpoles so that she could control us more easily.
I had no choice but to agree to Ai Mi's unreasonable request. I changed into a waterproof shirt and a pair of rain shoes, so I wouldn't be in a sorry state from the storm.
I was thinking about how Ai Mi's RV would pick me up since the entire Second Ring Road and Third Ring Road were blocked. Could it be that the Americans were the most technologically advanced in the world? Could it be that her RV could fly?
As it turned out, I was wrong. This RV was manufactured in South Carolina and cost more than 2 million USD. It was an amphibious RV.
Although it couldn't turn into an air force, it would still be fine to turn into a navy on a flooded road.
Once in the water, the original appearance of a luxury bus would change. Inflatable bags would extend from both sides of the RV to provide buoyancy. In the blink of an eye, it would turn into a luxury yacht. You could also hang a deck from the roof of the RV to allow passengers to breathe in the sea breeze or even fish.
That was awesome! When Peng TouSi drove the RV to my house and called me to get on (the boat), the auntie next door who was worried about not being able to play mahjong was dumbfounded! When I jumped onto the deck, I seemed to hear the auntie mutter: "If only I could play mahjong on it once …"
Even if you get on a RV that costs 2 million USD, the first thing you would think of is playing mahjong! Auntie, don't get too engrossed!
Ai Mi brought unusually few bodyguards today. It's probably because it became a yacht and the deck became an excellent sightseeing spot. So the back compartment that originally had two rows of bodyguards was moved to the side, leaving a clean and tidy white passage.
It can actually change shape in so many places! No wonder it costs 12 million RMB!
I suddenly felt a trace of sadness in my heart: Brother Optimus Prime, did you use this method to come back to find me?
Xiao Qin lied that you were kidnapped by the triads, but in reality, she hid you in a place where you can't see the light of day and let you suffer inhumane abuse! You must have used up all the energy! Did you attach your soul to Ai Mi's RV to visit me when your functions were shut down?
Bastard! I will definitely save you! For brother Optimus Prime, I can't treat Xiao Qin's family as a scourge anymore! As long as I have the chance, even if I have to turn Xiao Qin's bedroom upside down, I will definitely save brother Optimus Prime!
Also, please don't question why robots have souls. In the anime, if the dead Red Tarantula can cause trouble, why can't brother Optimus Prime?
I heard from my dad that after Guan Yunchang died, he was conferred the title of 'Ancient Buddha of Heaven' by various emperors. That means brother Optimus Prime can also become a Buddha! The 'Infinite Machine Buddha of the Western Paradise' is referring to him!
Also, brother Optimus Prime's character is much better than Guan Yunchang's! My dad once saw a copy of 'Guan Sheng Emperor Quitting Lewdness Sutra' in the temple and he couldn't stop laughing! Apparently, in history, Guan Yunchang mentioned to Cao Cao more than once that if he defeated Lu Bu, he should give Diao Chan to him! He wanted to ride Lu Bu's Red Hare during the day and Lu Bu's woman at night! He was a true NTR enthusiast!
At that time, Cao Cao readily agreed, but Guan Yunchang was still worried. The next day, he came to find Cao Cao and said: "Don't forget to give Diao Chan to me!" Cao Cao muttered in his heart: Is Diao Chan really that beautiful? So after defeating Lu Bu, Cao Cao immediately summoned Diao Chan and found out that she was indeed as beautiful as a fairy. Then, there was no then! Holy Emperor Guan had been tricked! From then on, he called Cao Cao a traitor and became irreconcilable enemies with Cao Cao! How could this kind of person have the qualifications to write 'Quitting Lewdness Sutra'!
But brother Optimus Prime has the qualifications! Brother Optimus Prime only had one girlfriend named Alita! She was a pink Autobot who could turn into a race car! I heard she even died later! Other than that, brother Optimus Prime doesn't have any other scandals! The gay relationship between him and Wei Zhentian that fujoshis fantasize about doesn't count!
That's why the temple shouldn't give away 'Guan Sheng Emperor's Quitting Lewdness Sutra', but 'Optimus Prime's Quitting Lewdness Sutra'! Although "Optimus Prime" is placed in front of the words "Abstain from prostitution", it is easy to make people think of bad things (for example, "a pillar that holds up the sky"), but as long as you imagine the pillar that holds up the sky as Brother Optimus Prime, you will be infected by his noble personality and achieve the goal of "abstaining from prostitution"!
While I was thinking about the serious topic of brother Optimus Prime, Ai Mi suddenly skipped over from behind me.
She was wearing a pink and white dress with two ponytails hanging behind her head. She was wearing a pair of red open-toed sandals. She was dressed very refreshingly.
"Why are you dressed so cumbersome?" Ai Mi was dissatisfied when she saw I was wearing a waterproof shirt, trousers, and a pair of rain boots.
"You should dress more casually for a stroll. You're affecting my mood by dressing like this!"
"But it's rain proof!" I explained, "You should also wear more, at least wear a pair of rain boots … I'm telling you, there are several coal mines around Dong Shan city. The rainwater here isn't clean, so be careful of blisters!"
When I was a child, I would run around whenever it rained outside. I would wade through all kinds of dirty water without any scruples, which resulted in a lot of painful blisters on my feet.
My dad wanted to use a sterilized needle to pry them open, but I wouldn't let him. I continued to run around the streets with blisters on my feet.
In the end, I was blocked by the Little Tyrant! He told the other kids to hold me down, then he pulled a few grass poles from the grass and used them to burst my blisters!
Torture! If I knew earlier, I would have asked my dad to help me pry them open! The Little Tyrant is inhumane! I was in so much pain that tears came out!
However, because he was splashed with pus from the blisters, the Little Tyrant also had several blisters on his face. I heard he even cried in front of his mother because of this.
Serves you right! I never expected you to be so delicate! I was in a good mood at the time, so I ate more than half a bowl of food for every meal!
Now that I think about it, was it because you were afraid of becoming ugly! Did you care about your own face from that time on! If you care about your own face so much, why did you hit my face as soon as you made a move!
In short, I get angry whenever I think about the past! Although I'm already 14 and don't like robot toys, but hurry up and return brother Optimus Prime to me!
Ai Mi didn't take it seriously after I warned her that she might get blisters when she waded through the dirty water with sandals. Instead, she said:
"I'm not afraid. If I get sick, I can take a vacation."
Not only did she not listen to my advice, but she also forced me to take off my waterproof top and revealed my white short-sleeved shirt.
Since my sister is so weak and she's not afraid of getting sick, then there's no reason for me, a Spartan brother, to be fully equipped.
After I took off my top, Ai Mi's dissatisfied gaze fell on my waterproof pants and rain shoes.
"Walking in the rain is the feeling of getting wet! Take off your pants too! "
I said awkwardly: "I only have underwear left …"
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