It turns out that when the French chef heard 005's translation, he was so sad that he wanted to jump off the RV and commit suicide! Holy sh * t, what a strong ego! Chinese chefs completely lost in terms of self-esteem! In the end, two bodyguards stopped him. I personally went to apologize and said that his food was actually delicious, so he wiped away his tears and survived!
Everyone, if you are lucky enough to eat at a French restaurant in the future, don't casually criticize the chef who cooked for you. I heard from my dad that French chefs seem to have a tradition of suicide. In the era of Louis XIV, there was a French royal chef who committed suicide because his food was served too slowly. In 1996 and 2003, there were two other French chefs who committed suicide because their food's rating was lowered (The reason I remember this incident is because the anime "Ratatouille" used one of the suicidal chefs as the basis).
The more romantic you are, the more emotional you are and the less you take your life seriously. In France, chefs who don't want to commit suicide are not good chefs!
After repeatedly entering the water, landing, entering the water, and landing, the RV finally arrived at the entrance of the pedestrian street.
The pavement of the pedestrian street was very unique. It was paved with square stones. Each square stone was only the size of a loaf of bread and slightly protruded. It was fine for people to walk on it, but if anyone dared to drive in, their jaws would fall off.
Even if the RV's shock absorption was excellent and could offset the bumpiness of the stone road, Ai Mi still strictly ordered the RV to stop far away. Even the bodyguards, including Peng TouSi, had to guard the RV. They were not allowed to approach the RV and disturb our 'stroll'.
Stroll my ass! It was clearly a difficult trek in the wind and rain! If you don't let 005 hold the umbrella, then I'll have to do it!
I held the large umbrella that was comparable to the cover of a satellite and walked against the wind. I tried to use the umbrella and my body to block all of the rain that hit Ai Mi.
Ai Mi was still not satisfied with having such a dutiful older brother.
"Manservant, move your arm away! Don't obstruct me from enjoying the rain! You just have to focus on holding the umbrella! "
My arm is in front of me to block the rain for you! Can't you see that my shirt sleeves are wet! Moreover, in this heavy rain, you can't even tell if it's a man or a dog ten meters away. What's there to appreciate?
Ai Mi, on the other hand, was enjoying herself. She cheered and jumped as she walked on the quartzite road. The rainwater flowing in the middle of the quartzite was kicked everywhere by Ai Mi's little sandals.
Luckily, I didn't take off my waterproof pants! If it was an ordinary pair of pants, it would have been turned into a splash-ink landscape painting!
Although when I was younger, I would desperately step into puddles when it was raining. But I definitely can't do that today. It's embarrassing enough to have a younger sister like Ai Mi who randomly steps around.
Not only could she not step on puddles on purpose, but she also had to slow down to avoid splashing water on her already wet dress.
"Ai Mi, don't walk so fast." I called from behind, "You're going to walk out of the umbrella. You'll catch a cold if you get wet! "
"So what if I catch a cold?" Amy said disdainfully, "I want to get pneumonia."
You don't have to work if you have pneumonia? She really hated the acting industry to the bone!
The boutiques and restaurants on both sides of the pedestrian street were empty without a single person. The benches on both sides of the brass sculpture would usually be filled with couples snuggling up to each other, but today, there was not a single person.
Nonsense! If it's raining so heavily on the road, it should be sent to the Abnormal Human Research Center and properly studied!
In a souvenir shop, the owner seemed to have spent the night in the shop. He couldn't go home this morning and there was no business, so he had to clean up between the shelves.
When he saw Ai Mi and I braving the wind and rain as we passed in front of his shop, and I had a depressed expression while Ai Mi was giggling, the owner made a frightened expression and almost knocked over a Russian nesting doll on the shelf with the duster in his hand.
He must think Ai Mi is crazy! As the family of a crazy person, I have no choice but to accompany her! Boss, your guess is very close to the truth! Since we're so fated, can you give me half price when I buy things from you in the future?
Through the reflection of the shop's window, I saw 004 and 005 sneakily poking their heads out at the corner of the street, then retreating again.
Are they following us because they're worried? As bodyguards, they shouldn't be too far away from their master, so their behavior is understandable.
Ai Mi was originally enjoying the baptism of the rain, but she indirectly discovered the existence of 004 and 005 through the change in my expression.
"Didn't I tell you not to get close!" Ai Mi was furious. She took off an orange stone bracelet from her wrist and threw it on the ground. In an instant, the orange-yellow jade beads shattered when they hit the hard square stone road and were then ruthlessly washed away by the flowing rain.
005 stuck out half of his head and said with grievance: "Miss, there's no one on the street. If we don't follow you, how can we protect you!"
Ai Mi pointed at him from afar and scolded: "It's because there's no one around that it's safer! I hate people the most! It's enough to have the manservant here to protect me, get lost! "
005 shivered and hesitantly discussed a few words with 004.
Seeing that they didn't immediately listen to her orders, Ai Mi immediately wanted to throw things to vent her anger. But after looking around, she realized she didn't have anything suitable to throw, so she turned her gaze to me.
"Manservant, give me your phone!"
"Do you want to make a phone call?"
"No, I want to break it!"
Don't break it! Although it's only a knockoff and the top right corner of the screen is broken, it's still pretty easy to use! With your terrible temper, the things you break every day is equivalent to my family's online store's revenue, right? Such a prodigal sister, I must use all kinds of education methods to correct her!
Seeing that I didn't listen to her orders and gave her the phone, Ai Mi angrily reached over to grab it. I stopped her with one hand while keeping the umbrella from tilting:
"Don't break my phone! It's not worth much, even if you break it, it's not as threatening as the bracelet! "
"I just like to break it, it's none of your business!" Ai Mi took advantage of the inconvenience of my umbrella to search my body with a pair of slender white hands. "You clearly said you love me, but you can't even bear to let me break your phone?"
"Don't touch me, it's ticklish …"
"Hand over the phone if you're ticklish! Also, hold up the umbrella properly, don't let my shoulders get wet! "
You clearly said you liked to get wet, but now you're blaming me for not blocking the rain! You're unruly and willful to a certain extent! If it wasn't my sister, I would have immediately thrown away the umbrella and let us both be drenched!
004 and 005 discussed for a while and finally took the initiative to retreat, it could be considered as saving my phone's life.
As if it was to celebrate Ai Mi's victory, the rain became heavier and heavier, it could be said to be a downpour.
Ai Mi wandered in the rain without any distractions. The hem of her skirt was already translucent, but she didn't care and once again softly hummed the song 'I'm Only Happy When It Rains'.
The sky became even gloomier and dark clouds covered the sky, giving people a very oppressive feeling. Lightning flashed behind the clouds, but I couldn't hear the sound of thunder. According to the physics I learned from my dad, we shouldn't be in danger of being struck by lightning.
I felt the phone in my pocket vibrate, I took it out and saw it was a text from Xiao Qin:
"Please don't go out in this weather, just lie in bed and think of me. That's how I think of Ye Lin classmate ~ (@ ^ _ ^ @) ~!"
Ai Mi glanced at my phone. I was afraid she would snatch it and break it, so I quickly put it back in my pocket and used my hands to protect it.
"Who's text?" Although it might not be an appropriate metaphor, Ai Mi asked like a jealous wife.
"It's from Xiao Qin." I said embarrassedly, "She told me not to go out in the rain."
"Hmph, are you still brushing off that violent girl?" Ai Mi said sarcastically, "When are you going to break up with her? Don't forget to call me when the time comes. I want to watch her cry while eating chips! "
Every sentence, every word, was full of malice! I thought your relationship had gotten better after the food fight! But you're still hoping for Xiao Qin to be unlucky!
I laughed in my heart: Even if I break up with Xiao Qin, you won't get anything out of it!
Ai Mi was dissatisfied with the inexplicable smile on my face, "What are you laughing at! Did I say something wrong! Are you serious with that violent girl? "
"How could I be serious with Xiao Qin!" I denied in a hurry, "But it doesn't matter if Xiao Qin is my real girlfriend, it has nothing to do with you …"
"How can it have nothing to do with me!" Ai Mi raised her eyebrows, "As the lowest level manservant, if you say you'll love me forever, then you have to automatically draw a line with other women. Ambiguous relationships are absolutely forbidden!"
"Although … although I'll never respond to you, and I might even fall in love with someone else in the future, you still have to endure it. You have to fulfill your duties as my manservant while hiding your impossible love in your heart and forcing a happy smile!"
"Seeing me happy is your greatest happiness. Didn't you say you love me? Can't you do that? "
Damn, you really know how to abuse people! Fortunately, I'm your brother and I only love you as a sibling, there won't be any bitter love!
Ai Mi seemed to yearn for that kind of future. She put her hands behind her head and continued to speak while kicking water:
"Even if you always stay by my side, you can't do anything rude to me. Otherwise, you don't really love me, you just want to get benefits from me!"
"Why are you smiling bitterly? Do you think I'm too cruel? "
"In short, you chose to fall in love with me, which means you chose an extremely difficult path. Prepare to use your entire life to fulfill your promise!"
"If you're always loyal to me and I'm touched, maybe I'll be merciful and give you a reward! So, hold onto a glimmer of hope and advance towards an impossible goal! If one day … "
The wind and rain became stronger and covered up the rest of Ai Mi's words, but I could faintly hear ominous rattling sounds coming from the roadside.
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