"You … don't tell me you've always been fantasizing about me wearing such shameless clothes!"
Shut your sister! You wouldn't get a gift even if you closed your eyes for ten thousand years!
Hmph, I snickered in my heart, you're the younger sister I was referring to! Although it bothers me that my dad and Auntie Ren are together, if it really gets to the point of no return, I'll at least make the best of it and make you my younger sister! At that time, you can properly enjoy the pure 'sibling love' I'll give you!
"Fine, fine." I stopped arguing with her, "Anyway, whether it's my current sister or my future sister, I'll definitely keep a distance from them and never cross the line!"
The class leader and I immediately straightened our backs and turned our heads away, acting like we didn't even have a conversation.
I'm not sure what Xiao Qin meant by 'friendly dissuasion', but the school belle always avoided Xiao Qin when she saw her.
"Because the class leader has so many things to do every day. You have to manage the class, do homework, cook for your brother, volunteer at the pet hospital … I'm so sorry you still have to help me mend my buttons …"
With that said, Xiao Qin closed her eyes again.
"Do you think I'd be happy if you gave me a gift like that?"
I put the paper bag on the class leader's desk and said: "I brought everything, sorry for troubling you."
"Huh? Did I open my eyes too early? "
The class leader looked at me suspiciously, I'm not sure if she guessed I put the voucher in my pocket.
Xiao Qin pressed down on her flat chest and breathed a sigh of relief.
The class leader's face immediately turned red with anger.
"Nonsense!" I snapped, "How could I marry my sister! I only have brotherly feelings towards Ai Mi! "
"Why would the appraiser be a martyr?" Xiao Qin asked with dissatisfaction, "Don't people usually use powerful deities when they make an oath? They use Guanyin and the Virgin Mary to swear! "
Huh? Is Third Prince Nezha a trap in your eyes? That's a bit true. Not only does he have a bun hairstyle, but he also wears dudou and lotus leaf skirts all day. It's quite shameful among Chinese deities.
After putting the bikini, thong, and Qing Zi Academy uniform into the paper bag, I suddenly remembered I forgot something important.
The class leader walked straight towards me with an angry expression on her face.
After I mentioned the pet hospital, the class leader had a sad expression on her face, but she quickly composed herself and extended her hand to me:
Um, I don't think he would look mighty even if he wore a Taekwondo outfit, but why are you staring at me so fiercely? I gave you the experience voucher out of kindness!
"Huh?"
Eh? Did you find those experience vouchers? Of course it's for you and Shu Zhe. Don't tell me you think it's too much? You don't have to thank me, you got it for free anyway!
Such low awareness! To think that revolutionary martyrs could not defeat Guanyin Bodhisattva and the Virgin Mary! Don't tell me you haven't heard of Chen Yi's poem, 'A hundred thousand banners behead the King of Hell'? Proletarian revolutionaries were not afraid of anything. Even gods, ghosts, and demons had to retreat! An existence like Guanyin Bodhisattva is hiding behind the South Sea Purple Bamboo Forest, hugging the Boy of Good and Wealth, trembling all over as they listen to our army blow the bugle call! As for the Virgin Mary, if she really likes to give birth, our army will help you give birth to as many children as you want! I'll definitely make you a heroic mother who can be sung and moved to tears!
I'm guessing I revealed a perverted expression when I was imagining the class leader in my head, so the class leader got even angrier.
Disbelief was written all over the class leader's face. Her long black hair and the hand holding the paper bag were both trembling.
"That's my gift to you, you can use it when you have time!"
"I'm helping you cool down! I'm a good person, I'm even better than the school beauty! "
Thus I made a 'it's nothing worth mentioning' gesture.
I didn't even see the class leader yesterday, and why would she say bad things about you! I must have gone crazy when I accompanied Ai Mi on the streets yesterday!
Thus I said to the class leader:
"Swear?"
"… I promise to fulfill my promise. I'll ask the Great Sage and Nezha to be my witness!"
Seeing my determination, Xiao Qin calmed down, but then she asked:
"That's easy!" I raised my right hand and made a gesture similar to joining the Young Pioneers, "I swear to the martyrs of the revolution: my sister is my sister, I won't treat my sister like a woman, and I won't develop any forbidden relationships with my sister!"
"I swear to your girlfriend that you won't develop any abnormal relationships with your sister, and you'll always be a pure brother and sister?"
After a class, when Xiao Qin and Loud Mouth went to the washroom together, the class leader, who has been trying to avoid arousing suspicion, actually took the initiative to look for me.
"Ye Lin! What do you mean by putting it together with the school uniform? "
"It's the taekwondo dojo experience ticket … I put it in a safe place! You can easily find it if you look through it when you get home! "
"What are you embarrassed about?" The class leader still did not stop writing. Instead, she quickly stuffed the paper bag into her desk with her other hand, as if she really didn't care about being seen by a third party.
"What are you spacing out for?" The class leader pretended to be angry, "Do you think I'm helping you mend your buttons because I care about you? Don't misunderstand, I'm only exchanging experience tickets with you! "
"Huh? You don't have to be unhappy, right? You can give it to Shu Zhe if you don't like it … "
"Are you going to accompany Ai Mi? As long as it's not the class leader … "
"We, we were talking about the school basketball tournament." The class leader rarely lied.
At the time, I was watching Niu ShiLi and the others practice basketball from afar while leaning against an old banyan tree to enjoy the shade.
I used a common boy action — scratching the hair on the back of my head.
"Hehe …" Xiao Qin turned towards the class leader with a crafty gaze, "Class leader, what are you two talking about? It seems like you guys are having a good time … "
The class leader wanted to stand up and retort, but she was worried that someone might see the paper bag in her desk, so she sat back down.
"I don't have time to think about you." I responded rudely to Xiao Qin when I remembered my grudge against brother Optimus Prime.
The class leader never said she would mend my buttons for free! It's not like my buttons popped to protect her, I should have used the taekwondo dojo experience ticket to exchange with the class leader!
"You, you're actually letting me try it?"
"What!? You want my brother to wear it too? "
Sure enough, Xiao Qin's leg strength wasn't just for show. It only took her a little while to come back with a bottle of mineral water. A girl who usually gave people the impression of being weak suddenly ran back to the back door of the classroom. Niu ShiLi, who was preparing for his homework, was stunned.
Xiao Qin twirled her fingers, "Then … can you swear?"
"Huhu … because the weather is hot, there's only one bottle left in the store! Although the prettiest girl in the school also had her eyes on this bottle, she was finally willing to give it to me after my friendly persuasion. What a good person! "
This way, the class leader would be pleasantly surprised when she sews the buttons. It's like hiding a wedding ring in a cake, it's much more romantic than handing it over in person!
I scoffed at Xiao Qin's request.
Xiao Qin closed her eyes expectantly.
She was holding the paper bag I gave her last class.
Class leader, why aren't you being honest! You clearly know that even if you don't sew the buttons, I'll still give you all of the experience vouchers!
The class leader was sitting behind her desk writing something. I felt like she was purposely waiting for me when she refused to go to the washroom with Xiong YaoYue after class.
At this time, the bell finally rang. I was able to escape from the tense atmosphere and no longer have to be afraid like a man having an extramarital affair.
"What … what's wrong with my body? Are you saying that compared to me, Xiao Zhe is more suited to that kind of thing? "
"Ye Lin classmate can't be that perverted! Ye Lin classmate can't be thinking of marrying his sister! "
"That's right!" I was curious why the class leader had such a big reaction, "If you don't have time to go to school, you can do it on the weekends!"
"So cold! Xiao Qin, what are you doing! "
"Is it a deity? If you want me to swear on a deity, I'll swear again. "
"Why is it a monkey and a trap! Ye Lin classmate's vow isn't serious at all! "
"Give me the experience voucher for the Taekwondo dojo."
"~ ~ ~ ~ (́ _ ́) ~ ~ ~ ~ How could it be like this! Ye Lin classmate must have heard slanderous words from a bad person, that's why he suddenly treats me badly! The class leader must have said bad things about me! "
Xiao Qin gasped for air and raised the bottle of mineral water to claim credit.
I was puzzled and added a sentence: "Haha, don't forget to show me when you guys have results in the future!"
I ignored her and she opened her eyes a minute later, but the present she was looking forward to was not in front of her.
"Why did Ye Lin classmate add 'extra sister in the future'? Is Uncle Ye going to get married again? Even if that's the case, he might not give you a sister! "
In addition to discussing my sister, Xiao Qin was also staring at the paper bag I brought with me.
There was no need to be so nervous! I was going to flirt around and make Xiao Qin hate me! It's all because the class leader got nervous first and made me feel super awkward!
"Hmph, your nose will grow longer if you lie!" Xiao Qin suddenly stuck the iced bottle of mineral water on the back of the class leader's neck. Even though it was separated by a layer of long hair, it still made the class leader scream.
On Thursday, everyone watched the flood recede in disappointment and had to go to school again.
"Hey, class leader, did you forget? So it was agreed that it was mainly for your brother! With your fitness, it's fine if you don't use it … "
With that thought, I pulled out the coupons from my drawer, tore off twenty or so of them and stuffed them all into the pockets of my Qing Zi Academy uniform.
"Did you miss me yesterday?" Xiao Qin greeted me with a silly smile.
"What's inside? Is it a gift for me? "
"But, in this day and age, it's not like there aren't perverts who want to push down their sister …"
Eh? Why did the class leader say the Taekwondo uniform is shameless? Although the collar is a bit big and the sleeves are a bit wide, as long as you wear underwear, it won't be that easy to expose a bit!
Also, I really fantasized about the class leader wearing the uniform. It should be a lot more handsome than He Ling, right?
I warned Xiao Qin many times not to look through my bag, otherwise I would fire her as my girlfriend, but I was still not at ease. So after the first class, I sent Xiao Qin to help me buy mineral water. Then I took the opportunity to carry the bag to the class leader's seat as if I was selling drugs.
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